Having The House To Yourself | Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game Live

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  • čas přidán 5. 08. 2020
  • We all know what most men do as soon as the wife leaves the house...
    From 'Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game Live'.
    Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
    Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
    So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
    #MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy #HomeAlone #SausageSandwich

Komentáře • 197

  • @markmcdonnell
    @markmcdonnell Před 3 lety +101

    "get that outta the way, the rest of the day's me own"

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 Před 3 lety +74

    Makes me smile when I'm in the 'corner shop' and see single cans with 'Only to be sold as part of a Multipack' flashed across each tin.

    • @Italiana911
      @Italiana911 Před rokem +1

      Even in my local shop in Italy! 🇮🇹

  • @aljack1979
    @aljack1979 Před 3 lety +34

    This man is genius 😂

  • @joski9030
    @joski9030 Před 3 lety +72

    I’ve watched that dvd about 25 times with my best mate and was lucky enough to see Micky live. Hilarious geeza 😂

  • @compostcorner5934
    @compostcorner5934 Před 3 lety +11

    Mrs goes out, flags out, click ya heels 😂😂😂👍

  • @phillbanks4103
    @phillbanks4103 Před 3 lety +453

    My missus and kids fly to Italy in 8hrs for 3 weeks (family there) yes lads 3 whole weeks just me, I even paid for them to go lol

    • @stevesproul1627
      @stevesproul1627 Před 3 lety +45

      That's a cracking investment!

    • @borderlord
      @borderlord Před 3 lety +56

      Let's hope she doesn't follow your CZcams account!😳

    • @simonsaysrewind
      @simonsaysrewind Před 3 lety +10

      😂 😂 😂

    • @Ajs_1988
      @Ajs_1988 Před 3 lety +31

      Italy? You really don't like them do you? Lol

    • @dobbsmill3676
      @dobbsmill3676 Před 3 lety +40

      14 days quarantine in the shed, you'll get 5 weeks out of it 😆

  • @curriehot
    @curriehot Před 3 lety +21

    I never knew what it was like to sleep alone, until I got married

  • @julesviolin
    @julesviolin Před 3 lety +44

    Man's a Genius
    On bucket list to see him

    • @OJFinn
      @OJFinn Před rokem +1

      Gutted just missed his new tour

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y Před 3 lety +18

    There’s beans all over the telly 😂

  • @mattmasonsinger1966
    @mattmasonsinger1966 Před 3 lety +20

    Priceless bruv!! Mr Ahmed!!!! Been there!!

  • @rivafussball6719
    @rivafussball6719 Před 3 lety +48

    The man with accurate insight to lives of so many men!😂

  • @torquilmacleod2577
    @torquilmacleod2577 Před 3 lety +44

    Watching this and I’m actually eating a sausage sandwich
    Ah the single life

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 Před 3 lety +7

    “I’m like no way son!” 😁

  • @Jim-yf2zq
    @Jim-yf2zq Před rokem +5

    Micky you’re a joy you put an
    Spirit on life

  • @davesmith5731
    @davesmith5731 Před rokem +3

    The bloomer on the bottom shelf with attitude alright Bruv!🤣🤣🤣

  • @de-b1221
    @de-b1221 Před 3 lety +30

    Puts a whole new meaning to flicking the bean 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevekemp7091
    @stevekemp7091 Před 3 lety +10

    A SAUSAAAAAAAAAAGE SAAAAMWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE 😂😅😂 hahaha class pal

  • @n.m.2174
    @n.m.2174 Před 2 lety +23

    He's a crack up. Doesn't matter where you're from, you can relate to Micky. Greetings from 🇺🇸.

    • @mickfoskett6629
      @mickfoskett6629 Před 2 lety +1

      Hope you understand him ok 😉

    • @n.m.2174
      @n.m.2174 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mickfoskett6629 I understand him just fine. 😊😉

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s Před 2 lety +1

      @@n.m.2174 What about asking to go to a girlfriends house while in America?

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 Před 3 lety +13

    "I'm soaked in bleach, innit? Soaked in bleach!"

  • @1960jammy
    @1960jammy Před rokem +1

    I must have watched this a 100 time
    Brilliant

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 3 lety +5

    AH! The MIDDAY MINIATURE! lolol!

  • @connorleverington5448
    @connorleverington5448 Před 3 lety +27

    Mr Ahmed it's only quarter past eleven call yourself a shopkeeper

  • @cookingbetter
    @cookingbetter Před 3 lety +19

    well, one funny bugger...and..he actually tells as it is, he is loaded and doesnt take the tube etc..hahahaha, love it. I dont care how much money you earn mate, if people are happy to pay to see you etc....then more power to you mate!

  • @martinallen5015
    @martinallen5015 Před 3 lety +5

    Amazing comedian

  • @geecee310
    @geecee310 Před 3 lety +43

    White cut loaf: “you should buy me, you don’t want that muggy wholemeal bollocks. You could go on holiday, I’ll still be fresh when you get back. I’m steeped in bleach, init.”

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme Před 3 lety

    Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @sadrakarugendo2544
    @sadrakarugendo2544 Před 2 lety

    When he talks about the 🍷😂🤣

  • @emmapadgett1181
    @emmapadgett1181 Před 3 lety +14

    Me with hubby! You're going fishing ALL day!! Go on then!

    • @BigyetiTechnologies
      @BigyetiTechnologies Před 3 lety +1

      Then you get 'that' out of the way...

    • @PilkoPants
      @PilkoPants Před 3 lety +5

      Jokes on you love. He's round your sister's gaff eating salmon

    • @megataurus7779
      @megataurus7779 Před rokem

      It's not 'go on then' it's 'well f@#£ off then'!😅

  • @tonkajjz109
    @tonkajjz109 Před 3 lety +1

    Fuckin hell the word lol

  • @davidturner2365
    @davidturner2365 Před 3 lety

    Quality 👍👍

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions Před 3 lety +9

    Yes I also have two offies for that exact reason

  • @black76561
    @black76561 Před 3 lety +4

    😂😂😂😂

  • @salafitalk3542
    @salafitalk3542 Před 3 lety +1

    hi, greatttt viddeoo...:)

  • @will4may175
    @will4may175 Před 3 lety +41

    I only have white bread for two things, toast, cannot stand wholemeal toast, and if I'm ever allowed a full english breakfast I can have fried bread with it, wholemeal just doesnt work as fried bread.

    • @Sonnyblack100
      @Sonnyblack100 Před 3 lety +4

      Wholemeal toast is sooo much better

    • @DarrenHarrison7160
      @DarrenHarrison7160 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Sonnyblack100 Wholemeal's crap

    • @stoneyilks
      @stoneyilks Před 3 lety +5

      Dam straight! No such thing as wholemeal fried bread. Anybody frying brown bread is a wrong en!😆

    • @riansillett2771
      @riansillett2771 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Sonnyblack100 wholemeal toast is rank🤮 like cardboard

    • @unclejesse6642
      @unclejesse6642 Před 3 lety +4

      @@riansillett2771 and bacon sarnie has to be with white

  • @patrickrowe7564
    @patrickrowe7564 Před 2 lety

    HAHAHA FUCKING HELL 🤣 😂 💀 😅 😆

  • @johndcoffee632
    @johndcoffee632 Před 3 lety +1

    'Avin' de 'ouse to yuhself

  • @rivafussball6719
    @rivafussball6719 Před 3 lety +2

    😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neilsarath9812
    @neilsarath9812 Před 2 lety +1

    I can relate to the wine shop saga.😂

  • @londonghoulchannel6409
    @londonghoulchannel6409 Před 3 lety +5

    My favourite comidein

  • @black76561
    @black76561 Před 3 lety +7

    “The Word.. “he’s ol Skool

    • @Hondadctrider
      @Hondadctrider Před 3 lety +2

      The Hit Man & Her.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 Před 3 lety

      @@Hondadctrider I had a girlfriend way back who loved lying on the bed watching 'The Hit Man & Her' after a night out.

  • @jamesstarnes4591
    @jamesstarnes4591 Před 3 lety +1

    Love it

  • @barrywatts8501
    @barrywatts8501 Před 3 lety +8

    Sometimes i think he is talking about me!

  • @wateryteat5837
    @wateryteat5837 Před 3 lety

    Which show is this from?

  • @Bee_Bill287
    @Bee_Bill287 Před 3 lety +1

    Mate you are the best fuck me... always in stitches...

  • @-QUEEN-B-
    @-QUEEN-B- Před rokem

    🤣😂🤣

  • @Marcjames1986
    @Marcjames1986 Před 3 lety

    Thought he was in blackface in the thumbnail 🤣

  • @fukhall6710
    @fukhall6710 Před 2 lety

    8 hour flight to Rome ? Aint it 12 hours flight

  • @janettosan3739
    @janettosan3739 Před 3 lety

    🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @karolm5406
    @karolm5406 Před 3 lety

    😎👏👏👏👏👌

  • @squidword64
    @squidword64 Před 3 lety +5

    Standard practice, if the Mrs is out for the day, knock one out!

    • @squidword64
      @squidword64 Před 3 lety +1

      @ekim andersom Why?

    • @davc73
      @davc73 Před 3 lety

      Let's crack on😂

    • @becky2235
      @becky2235 Před 10 měsíci

      Take it your sex life ain't up too much then lol

  • @giveusascream
    @giveusascream Před rokem

    So funny, he only told a story about his wife going out and having a sausage sandwich

  • @rivafussball6719
    @rivafussball6719 Před 3 lety +4

    As soon as I'm sure she's gone, and car gone, because she always come back 5mins later. Me, laptop, tin/bottle beer, sofa, doritoes, xvideos on the phone, cheeky one & movie on the laptop. Tissue I'm sorted!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ghhg213
    @ghhg213 Před rokem +1

    Get that out of the way. The rest of the day is me own. Never a truer word has been spoken.

  • @FIHRR-bd8uy
    @FIHRR-bd8uy Před 3 lety +3

    👍😁🤷‍♂️😂

  • @janettosan3739
    @janettosan3739 Před 3 lety +6

    I honestly think I am the female version...of M..... 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelmurphy75
    @michaelmurphy75 Před 2 lety

    Sooo wrong ... & yet so right

  • @Tearsofasilentheart
    @Tearsofasilentheart Před 2 lety +1

    Omg my ex husband would love the house to himself to do men things' and eat sausage sandwiches.....

  • @Cypher791
    @Cypher791 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh you mean having the house to yourself when you don’t ordinarily have the house to yourself.. ☝️😒

  • @Shyted
    @Shyted Před 3 lety +1

    My girlfriend is away 5 days.

    • @t1n4444
      @t1n4444 Před 3 lety

      She's round here.

    • @quiverdog
      @quiverdog Před 3 lety

      And here after that

    • @t1n4444
      @t1n4444 Před 3 lety

      @@quiverdog If you don't mind the echo.

    • @Shyted
      @Shyted Před 3 lety

      marcus monk care in the community is valuable work and I’m very proud of the work she does.

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp2433 Před 2 lety +3

    ''I Don't judge him for selling multi pack beans and selling them individually '' and beans all over the telly 🤦‍♂️ffs i'm laughing to much now ......Back to Tik Tok 🤷‍♂️

  • @andymerrett
    @andymerrett Před 3 měsíci

    Don't cook sausages in the nude!

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety

    yeah being retired means we're both here ALL THE TIME. and especially NOW during COVID. usually he'd go lunch with the ladies and I'd have 2 hours to myself. 2 wanks and a big bowl of Mac'n'Cheez 'n' Pork'n'Beans later, I'm cleaned up neat for his return, him none the wiser of my SINS.

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 Před 3 lety +3

    *White* loaf? That's bread with all the bread ground out. That's the sort of bread posh people use for making posh sandwiches. With the crusts cut off. And the bread so sticky and pastey it sticks to the roof of your mouth. Nah. You want a wholemeal loaf. That's bread with the goodness still in it.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +2

      okay, so what's the Bad Bit! about White Loaf? it's bread, innit. same with beer. same with wine, same with cheese, same with pot/marijuana. it's all the same stuff just prettier names and colours. bread and cheese make you FAT, wine and beer make you hate last night, and pot does you fuck all. all the same.

  • @leebarrett9581
    @leebarrett9581 Před 3 lety +2

    Redtube for starters 😁

  • @hafstrat
    @hafstrat Před rokem

    🤓

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant but I didn’t like that crowd

    • @joshuaesposito5409
      @joshuaesposito5409 Před 3 lety +2

      Crowd seemed up for it!!!!

    • @riddley39
      @riddley39 Před 3 lety

      Joshua Esposito nah, screaming out between jokes, up for crack more like

  • @bunnyuwusomeothercharacter8188

    Oof....

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson Před 3 lety +1

    Wholemeal bread is for punishment. Expensive, full of seeds and fibre and organic grains and Pilates and bits and bobs and squirrels' nuts. Makes jam taste awful; ruins a fry-up, makes lousy sandwiches and soldiers and terrible bread-and-butter pudding. Loonies eat it with lettuce and sodding tomatoes. Can't fry it. Can't toast it. Can't stand it.
    White bread's for eating. The cheaper the better. It's for making meals, not statements.

    • @Laura55sere
      @Laura55sere Před 3 lety

      White bread for bread pudding (English) made brown with mixed spice, dried fruit, lovely

  • @rinusize
    @rinusize Před 3 lety

    Hope your

  • @ronpeers1363
    @ronpeers1363 Před 3 lety +1

    Micky has let the madness begin by, making a mockery of campaign for early diagnosis for prostate cancer. Well done mick. He might do jokes on. Breast and ovarian cancer next. Karma micky karma..

    • @FearDoe
      @FearDoe Před 3 lety +6

      Micky is living rent free in your head mate. you've commented this nonsense on every video you daft bastard

    • @wullieboyslipandmove9385
      @wullieboyslipandmove9385 Před 2 lety +7

      You’re needing beans flicked at you.....

    • @jarvinator100
      @jarvinator100 Před 2 lety

      I'm gonna guess you aren't British.

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 Před 3 lety

    😂