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@@CJMonkeManYou shouldn't be ashamed where you from, as a russian then I was a little kid, I dreamed about going to the USA [mostly russian kids in my time wanted to be born in America or at least be there cause of media and we just didn't know about problems and not everything is "rainbow" how it supposed to be] And if you wanted to change something good for your country, you will do it
@@gaiusiuliuscaesar3809 as a non-American, I remember the good image of California back in the day like their oranges drink, sunset beach, etc. And to think how much this tarnation went downhill its feel surreal.
Turkish one is actually a TV ad for a telecommunication company named Turkcell which provide Turkish soldiers high quality telecommunication service for a extremely low price so that they can talk and communicate with their families and friends back home whenever and whereever they want. So it is not an army recruitment ad, still better than the US' one though.
So you're telling me, that a turkish telecommunication ad is better at conveying the military than an American military recruitment ad? Americans are a joke.
@@alexs1640 Because they made a kids ad for a life path that leads to hardship and where death is just a daily risk. Some cartoon boasting about female power and LGBTQIAUEROVNZXYW isn’t gonna encourage people to join the army. Like why is the recruitment ad just talking about that girl with two mom’s experience growing up. Why can’t we see training footage, the different fields, etc… Just gotta show cool stuff and motivate people into wanting to be part of it. Nobody cares if they’re gay or have 6 parents
Damn, Emma literally decided to dedicate her life to shooting missles at people just because her moms got married and her friend was in Italy. That's based.
@@multigameswithryan9215 does it change anything? US government is proud of his transgender militarys, and US army promote LGBT ideology... Go woke, go broke.
The Chinese ad makes me want to join the Chinese army. The Russian ad makes me want to join the Russian army. The Brazilian ad makes me want to join the Brazilian army. The Serbian ad makes me want to join the Serbian army. The Turkish ad makes me want to join the Turkish army. The Italian ad makes me want to join the Italian army. The German ad makes me want to join the German army. The USA ad makes me want to join the Chinese, Russian, Brazilian, Serbian, Turkish, Italian or German army.
@NäköKulmaPulma While your shit laced military gets whacked by a bunch of Tatar volunteers in Kherson and your propaganda detatchment RT are whacked from the fact the war is a lost cause
@NäköKulmaPulma Heh, frankly couldn't give a shit about Azov. Only priority is that Ukraine and Russia keep being Turkey's bitch and buying our weapons to kill eachother. It works, both Slavic ape societies relying on superior Turkish technology to murder eachother for our own benefit.
Turkey showed love for the state Serbia showed strength Brazil showed passion Italy showed patriotism China showed power Germany showed sacrifice Russia showed mental power USA showed how to get hired at Disney
@@tk5gqj514 it is a Turkcell service. But in the ad, we see askercell, so i wrote askercell. It doesn't matter if it's askercell or Turkcell or something else. You are missing the main point.
Turkey: "The Human Side of a Soldier." Russia: "We are War Machines." Brazil: "A united people that respects its past forms a strong army." Serbia: "Soldiers have normal lives." Italy: "The army is part of society." China: "We are many and we were forged with fire." Germany: "We are everywhere, we are united!" USA: Today we're going to talk about what it's like to have two moms...
@@user-rs5ui5lg5i I was making an example. In modern war, things like masculinity is pointless when you can kill your opponents from miles away with a push of button.
@@nobodyherepal3292 true, i think it is more about morale though, you can have all those modern stuff if the troops aren't willing to use it doesn't really matter.
@@user-rs5ui5lg5i why wouldn’t they be willing to use it? there paid professional soldiers (the US military at least) and it’s a war. That’s literally what there here and paid to do.
I served in the Brazilian army for two years, the best experience I've ever had, in Brazil military enlistment is mandatory at the time I didn't want to serve but I was forced to serve, the best thing that happened to me, and I guarantee that we are the gods of the jungle, best army war in the jungle of the world
The Russian ad makes you want to join the Russian army. The Chinese ad makes you want to join the Chinese army. The American ad makes you want to join the Russian and Chinese armies.
To be honest, after seeing the US ad, i thounght that i needs to throw in a comment or two, but after seeing the comments, i dont think i really need to cz you guys handled it really well 😂😂😂.
The girl in the US ad screams "Like, totally, the US Army is, like, so stunning and brave. There best not be any of those icky males acting all strong and stuff."
@@scarycrow3638 USA is the only country who had defeated all the biggest superpowers of their past… USA defeated British empire during revolutionary war USA defeated totalitarian Germany during WW1 and WW2 USA defeated USSR during the Cold War and then USSR collapsed
@@revolutionariesoffreedom2374 Lol is that what they teach you in your history books? No wonder your education system is so bad which results in ignorant americans like yourself no offence. America did not defeat Germany in neither of the world wars. They did not even make a significant impact on the outcome of the both wars. 70% of Hitler's forces were concentrated on the eastern front against the USSR and the rest of the 30% were fighting on the western front against allied troops most notably the British. In ww1 US did not even declare war on Germany after three years went by and the war ended the next year. Same in ww2 Germany only declared war at the end of 1941. USSR's collapse has literally nothing to do with the United States. After the death of Stalin, Khrushchev became the leader and his reactionary policies like the destalinization of the USSR was what led the country towards downfall. The final nail in the coffin was Gorbachev who disintegrated the Soviet Union entirely. I'll agree with your point on the revolutionary war but that was hundreds of years ago and has nothing to do with today.
As a Serbian i have to explain our saying " ko sme taj može, ko ne zna za strah taj ide napred" translated is "the one who dares he can, and the one that doesnt know fear goes forward" it was firstly used by General Živojin Mišić back in the first Balkan war 1912, thanks to him we won over Bulgarian army that attacked without even sending warning
I like how usually people act patriotic and say their army recruitment video is better than everyone else's but this video is different, we are all united under the purpose of making fun of the USA video.
@@JV-bj4kx they never did have the best tech tho In ww2 their logistics were terrible in 1943-1945 the only good tanks were actualy pz 1, pz2,pz 3 and 4 after that their logistics went to shit
Italy doesn't show just the army, but every other department of defense and armed forces They do show the army, that is well the army Then the Carabinieri that are a special independent force that to put it simple works as an army (first army of italy) and as a police force Guardia di finanza, literally means finance guards and are more focused on the economic aspect but are similar to Carabinieri without army (what shown is soccorso alpino, means alpine aid) And finally naval force, the Marina that well like the army
@@mashasmith3436 Wanting your nation to do good even if it is at the cost of other nations is bad? To put it in a way your libtard brain will understand - would you let your mother starve if it means a stranger's mother in a foreign country can live? Would you let your children starve if it means someone else's children in another country can live? Sorry to brake it to you but sometimes choices have to be made and not everyone can get what they need. Now tell me, can a social juctice warrior US army who fights for gay rights beat the Russian/ Chinese army who fights for their sons, daughters, mothers and fathers, their home and freedom, their nation's pride and prestige? I don't think so. If the USA continues of this path of political correctness and "acceptance" it will collapse and in the insuing chaos the liberals will 100% be wiped out as they are weak and pathetic SJWs and keyboard warriors.
USA: “This is Emma, she has two moms, one named Veronica and one named Beverly” Russia: “this is Yaroslav Volodimyr, he has two partners, an AK 74 and a Makarov PM”
Russia: “Discover yourself and find your true potential.” Brazil: “We’ll preserve our identity no matter the cost!” Serbia: “You are the strongest, the bravest, the best protection we’ll ever have.” Turkey: “IN ETERNITY WE WILL SERVE AND DEFEND OUR FAMILIES!” Italy: “Attention! Squad, salute the FLAG! Glory, discipline, BRAVERY!” China: “Take pride in your nation and become the paladin of your people.” Germany: “Alone we stray away from greatness, but together we will thrive!” USA: “I HaB tWo MoMZ”
In Brazilian advertisement I see the people with different nations, mans and womans and they are soldiers. In advertisement of the USA everyone plays with their orientation.
Every other military: It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour.” USA: "it’s about pride, it’s about flowers, men need rainbows, and women need power!"
@@donkey459 First off, Putin wouldn't say this. Second off, hardly anyone realizes that both Russia and Ukraine are on the same side, they're just using the proxy war as an excuse to have tens of thousands of white people mowed down.
As Turkey has mandatory conscription, the state itself never advertises. This advertisement is from the largest Turkish communication company, showing how their signal strength makes soldiers' families appear close
Lmao the USA ad: "I joined the army because I was jealous of all my college friends doing cool stuff without me and I also have no self-confidence about my identity and feel the need to prove literally every stranger I come across that I'm not completely weak." Jesus Christ, I thought joining the military was supposed to be a selfless decision.
nowadays everything is just for political agendas. thats why they are pushing all this LGBT stuff to the front, because i guess we want some weak little snowflakes in our military. state of this country is really disappointing, how were more concerned about our selfish agendas over a strong military.
Think I liked Italy’s the most. Nationality, cooperation, bomb disposal and even some rescue work. It portrayed itself not as a warmongering military but a defense force there to assist its nation.
China 🇨🇳: Zhang has 2 Rocket Launchers Russia 🇷🇺: Vladimir has 2 Tanks Brazil 🇧🇷: Paulo has 2 Machine Guns Germany 🇩🇪: Otto has 2 Missile Launchers Italy 🇮🇹: Alessandro has 2 Bombs USA 🏳️🌈: Emma has 2 Moms.
As a Russian i see Serbia as our Loveliest Brother, Serbia even if you don't have any Strongest Military. Russia China and North Korea are always with your side, We will give our lives for SERBIA!🇷🇸♥️🇷🇺always
How tf can you break the "stereotype" that you go into a war scenario and possibly get killed? Is the target audience those that contemplate a Gender Studies degree?
If another nation's cellphone company made an ad that makes people want to join their army more than your ad does to your own people and army, then you know you did something wrong.
We don't need ads tbh. Most Turkish men already wanting to join the army. It is considered as a prestigious job here in Turkey. Even me, as a master students of informatics wanting to be a combat drone specialist for army.
Our American brothers across the pond are an incredibly diverse and bipolar bunch, and while I would normally give them the benefit of the doubt, there is no way that I can’t devolve into fits of laughter looking at that US army add, because it’s completely bloody insane. And the Americans wonder why they are made fun of all the time when they expect us to quiver in fear at Emma’s two moms.
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You deserve it!
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Turkish part was Telecommunication ad lol
Congrats . Im from Serbia
The ad transition from USA to Russia felt like going from Barbie to Oppenheimer.
Lmao
nah true💀
Damn
🤣 Спасибо . usa barbie! Russia Oppenheimer. that's great, I feel the same way!💪
🤣 Спасибо . usa barbie! Russia Oppenheimer. that's great, I feel the same way!💪
the enemies cant sleep tonight knowing that Emma has 2 moms
- Sun Tzu -
lol
war never changes... thats what I believed until I found out emma has 2 moms...
SHIT!
EMMA HAVE 2 MOMMS!
😂😂😂👍
@@jacobgay97 😂😂😂
USA: This is Emma, she was raised by two moms in California.
Russia: This is Dimitri, he was raised by two bears in Sakhalin.
I was surprised when I saw
Not sure there are any bears in Sakhalin
@@mrs_blacki_vouker it is a tough place ngl
@@BaIBBC en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ussuri_brown_bear is one of the most common species of bear in Sakhalin, bears do live in Sakhalin.
Good one, Stealing jokes from other commenters. What a muppet.
Other countries: We fight our enemies
USA: We fight stereotypes
as an american, i can say this is 100% true, i hate where I am from
@@CJMonkeManYou shouldn't be ashamed where you from, as a russian then I was a little kid, I dreamed about going to the USA [mostly russian kids in my time wanted to be born in America or at least be there cause of media and we just didn't know about problems and not everything is "rainbow" how it supposed to be]
And if you wanted to change something good for your country, you will do it
USA also fights Little Kids and innocent people :)
@@rxx6970 Та я комментарий как шутку задумывал
@@apokalipso6172 хорошо не какой политики😇
"It begins in California"
Yeah, sure it does
At least its not Portland
Where else would it be
Commiefornia
Goddammit California
@@gaiusiuliuscaesar3809 as a non-American, I remember the good image of California back in the day like their oranges drink, sunset beach, etc. And to think how much this tarnation went downhill its feel surreal.
USA : This is Emma, she has two moms.
Russia : This is Bezukladnikov, he has two grenades
Yuroslov also has two moms, his mom and Mother Russia
Hahahahahahahha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yaroslav
Por que eu ri disso? Kkkkkk
“This American military ad has been brought to you by Disney and Sweet Baby inc.”
May as well, they are all directed by the same globalist cult.
В точку попал
The sweet baby was so accurate!
The sweet Baby Inc is way too fitting
Sweet Baby Inc. mentioned pejoratively in a non-gaming context and in the presence of many people from different nationalities.
I'm happy.
I like how the Brazilian ad had an actually more diverse cast than the American ad
Lmao
Typical American ,💀💀🤣
And they didn't even try to make it diverse
@@frederikxx-x-xx3179Brazil is diverse by nature, it doesn't make much sense to try to put diversity in ads, but we have in some ads
Well, one of them is actually diverse and the other is just pretending to.
(hint: America is the latter)
If you were an alien and watched these, you'd think the US is the only country in the world without a military
So thats why in the movies only USA gets attacked
Ironically it has the most overbuilt military
@@ProvenScroll no it doesn't, its china's
we had to first know each leanguage also
@@ProvenScroll You forgot to mention china's army
Emma: has two moms
Soviet Russian: I have two, my mom and mother russia
This comment deserve more like
Op comment
underrated xDD
Mother Russia bleeds
It's true, they all call Russia their mother
when your military Ads are directed by Netflix
Türkiye’s one is not like that. But yeah
Is private company that does work of government. Is peak capitalism.
Turkish one is actually a TV ad for a telecommunication company named Turkcell which provide Turkish soldiers high quality telecommunication service for a extremely low price so that they can talk and communicate with their families and friends back home whenever and whereever they want. So it is not an army recruitment ad, still better than the US' one though.
The us army ad got beaten by a telephone company 😂
@@draccoplayz549 🤣
@@draccoplayz549ouch
So you're telling me, that a turkish telecommunication ad is better at conveying the military than an American military recruitment ad? Americans are a joke.
USA: This is Emma, she has two moms.
Russia: This is Dimitri, he has two balls.
😂😂😂
both balls are from M30A1?
Dimitri based
He also has a loving wife/girlfriend and a six pack
Those balls are made of steel.
It's amazing how many people from different countries came together to laugh at America's military ad.
#LesbianMomsMatter 💀
Even Americans laughed at their own ad💀
We’re also laughing at it too and cringing
That thing is an ad?Wasn't that a channel like those "Animate my history" kinda shit?
@@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283 Sadly not my Romance brethren
I honestly think brazils ad shows diversity much better than the US since the US just says that they are strong but Brazil actually shows it
Obrigado amigo 🇧🇷
Thank you 🇧🇷 🤝 your country
I mean Brazil is a diverse and mixed country anyways
It’s true 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
True🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Brazil: we have diversity, unity, history and the desire to defend the nation.
USA: we have two mothers.
“holy shit we need to surrender Emma has 2 moms”
"She's been holding up cardboa...I mean, fighting for freedom from a young age".
Great answer 👏 👍
@@grizzlyblackpowder1960
Good list
+69 LIST POINT CREDITS
Shiiet we have 0 probability to win
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US: "It all began in California. Emma was raised by two moms"
RU: "Everything began in Siberia. Oleg was raised by two bears"
Sounds Russian already
"Oleg has 2 moms, her mother and her motherland
@@Perspective557 his*
Rofl 🤣🤣🤣
@@user-ul4dz4po2z oleg is trans, a transcontinental missile
All Ads:Be brave!
Usa:We'll make you feel uncomfortable.
I surely was
Lol the liberal shit things is really working in usa
Forget it, Russia's ads was more cinematographic than 90% of stuff America produces nowadays. Movies & games included
Why would you feel uncomfortable? It was a weird ad for the military but uncomfortable? SMH
@@alexs1640 Because they made a kids ad for a life path that leads to hardship and where death is just a daily risk.
Some cartoon boasting about female power and LGBTQIAUEROVNZXYW isn’t gonna encourage people to join the army. Like why is the recruitment ad just talking about that girl with two mom’s experience growing up.
Why can’t we see training footage, the different fields, etc… Just gotta show cool stuff and motivate people into wanting to be part of it. Nobody cares if they’re gay or have 6 parents
Враги не смогут уснуть зная что у Эммы две мамы. 😮
😂😂😂😂
It will haunt them
@@LeviN31 хахаха
Да fr
„We will probably loose this war, cause the enemies have two moms“
- Sun Tzu
😂👏👍
"All warfare is based."
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War.
Kkkkkkkk
While american soldier had only 2 mothers the afgan mujahadeen had 5 mothers and 1 father, the US never stood a chance
@@ghiorghetatarescu3649 dangerously based Afghan mujahideen
As an american it makes me proud to be brazilian
Thx your service will be importante valeu ae
This has to be the funniest comment I’ve seen all day
É uma honra você ser br e ao mesmo tempo gringo
@@internetstrangerstrangerofweb glad you enjoyed it
Wait what
The fact that they had to animate Emma's because she probably is incapable of doing the training but everyone else did shows something.
LMAO fr bro 💀
she probably failed but had to get in because of "gender equality" 💀
☠️
USA ad: I was raised with 2 mothers
Russian ad: I was raised for this
White army vibes
Damn, Emma literally decided to dedicate her life to shooting missles at people just because her moms got married and her friend was in Italy. That's based.
no, not based. That's cringe, probably the guacamoliest recruitment ad ever done
@@AL-wg4qc do you know what a joke is?
@@miguelg7969 do YOU know what a joke is ?
@@AL-wg4qc is this just gonna turn into a "no u" comment section
@@AL-wg4qc I've got a better one for ya: Do you know what SARCASM is?
Recruter:
So, why you want to join US army?
Recrutee:
I always wanted to be a Disney Princess.
Big oof.
Big yikes
America doesnt really use many of those ads anymore
@@multigameswithryan9215 does it change anything? US government is proud of his transgender militarys, and US army promote LGBT ideology...
Go woke, go broke.
@@multigameswithryan9215 yeah Putin got the message and desired it was time
Russia: 🗿
Brazil: 🗿
Italy: 🗿
China: 🗿
Turkey: 🗿
Serbia: 🗿
Germany: 🗿
USA: 🤡🏳🌈🏳⚧🏳
@user-jc7tl2qf9rWell it is serious You really want your country's name a fucking chicken thing in english?
@user-jc7tl2qf9rI took it serious, what u gonna do now?
@@NotPersonOff pipe down lil bro
@@Crabtic lol 😂
@@NotPersonOffoil up lil bro and bend over
United Gays of America 🦅🦅🦅
The Brazilian soldier looks serious and strong like she lost her mom to Emma.
Brazilian soldiers are strong, proud, patriotic and friendly, as the Brazilian army's motto says "strong arm, friendly hand".
underrated
Fight for you mom or die fighting
Pladimir Wutin?
@@pordentrodomilitarismo6352 obrigado pelo elogio
The Chinese ad makes me want to join the Chinese army.
The Russian ad makes me want to join the Russian army.
The Brazilian ad makes me want to join the Brazilian army.
The Serbian ad makes me want to join the Serbian army.
The Turkish ad makes me want to join the Turkish army.
The Italian ad makes me want to join the Italian army.
The German ad makes me want to join the German army.
The USA ad makes me want to join the Chinese, Russian, Brazilian, Serbian, Turkish, Italian or German army.
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xd
truth😂🤣
@Joe biden FR y california tho the deep south is the most annoying
@MalumSoviet69 Service as in serving the country as a member of the army.
Bro the turkey one was an ad for a communication company💀💀💀💀💀
still better than the USA ad
That ad is still more likely to get me to join the army more than the USA ad 💀
all ads: 🗿🍷
USA ad : 💀
the usa ad is gayer than me, how is that possible
@@random_gay_transfem😂😂😂😂
@random_gay_transfem wtf bro, are you gay?
@@random_gay_transfemthats why i dont wanna go to the usa i dont wanna be gay 💀💀
@@random_gay_transfemlol
Emma: I have two moms
Yuri: I have two moms too. My mother and Mother Russia.
Ты такой смешной прям умора🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 когда свет включат с газом напиши обязательно
@@shved7970успокойся пожалуйста, тут ничего негативного вообще в комментарии не было
@@xeniadrg4139 серьезно? Тогда воспользуйся Гугл переводчиком
@NäköKulmaPulma While your shit laced military gets whacked by a bunch of Tatar volunteers in Kherson and your propaganda detatchment RT are whacked from the fact the war is a lost cause
@NäköKulmaPulma Heh, frankly couldn't give a shit about Azov. Only priority is that Ukraine and Russia keep being Turkey's bitch and buying our weapons to kill eachother. It works, both Slavic ape societies relying on superior Turkish technology to murder eachother for our own benefit.
Turkey showed love for the state
Serbia showed strength
Brazil showed passion
Italy showed patriotism
China showed power
Germany showed sacrifice
Russia showed mental power
USA showed how to get hired at Disney
Srbija ❤️🇷🇸💪🏼
America showed how to get hired at the circus!
Turkey's ad was made by Mobile Operator called askercell (SoldierCell).
Not by Turkish Armed Forces and not for recruitment
@@metehan1727 İts "Turkcell" not "Askercell". There is no such thing
@@tk5gqj514 it is a Turkcell service. But in the ad, we see askercell, so i wrote askercell. It doesn't matter if it's askercell or Turkcell or something else. You are missing the main point.
All countries: be brave
USA: Be gay
USA: emma was raised by two moms:)
RUSSIA: Your biggest enemy is yourself from yesterday. Push yourself to limits, FUCK LIMITS they dont exist.
So u say the russsian add was bad? U better don’t
@@user-sh3iq9il5kshe said exactly the opposite
@@user-sh3iq9il5kit is translation of the part of Russian vid
Okey
@@user-sh3iq9il5k No, I just translated exactly what they said in a part. That russian ad was insane and much better than the american one.
USA: We care about diversity!
Brazil: *You don't even know what that means*
Brazil: Hush the grown ups are speaking
They don’t even know
This make Brasil the best
🇧🇷
Os cara escrevendo em portugues pensando que os gringo vai entender
🇧🇷Brazil : Inspiring
🇷🇸Serbia : Encouraging
🇩🇪Germany : Unifying
🇨🇳China : Obliterating
🇹🇷Turkey : Heartwarming
🇷🇺Russia :Terrifying
🇮🇹Italy : Flagflying
🏳️🌈USA : Scissoring
@युवराज सिन्हा delete it
I mean, if you put the US ad like that, well i am all in for it
@@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 I too would enjoy an ad containing scissoring
@@BenShaffer282 the Ad doesn't need it, i want it in the army itself
Just a big orgy
In the end sex is exercise lol
💪Russia and Brazil😎 USA💩
George Washington: I didn’t fight for this!
Sad part is he actually did... but he didn't know it was going to be this bad.
Emma : has two moms,waiting for her at home
Dimitri : has one mom, shes 150 meters down line waiting for new ammo
The U.S. ad convinced me to join the Brazilian army.
Americans true army is the Israeli
SELVA!
Lololol
Come and help us to make the lula not destroy our Brazil :(
i already wanted to but it made me want to even more
Turkey: "The Human Side of a Soldier."
Russia: "We are War Machines."
Brazil: "A united people that respects its past forms a strong army."
Serbia: "Soldiers have normal lives."
Italy: "The army is part of society."
China: "We are many and we were forged with fire."
Germany: "We are everywhere, we are united!"
USA: Today we're going to talk about what it's like to have two moms...
@@nobodyherepal3292 not Emma, Ukrainian 18 year old's can though. Also Emma operates AAM system not a Anti-tank one.
@@user-rs5ui5lg5i I was making an example. In modern war, things like masculinity is pointless when you can kill your opponents from miles away with a push of button.
@@nobodyherepal3292 true, i think it is more about morale though, you can have all those modern stuff if the troops aren't willing to use it doesn't really matter.
@@user-rs5ui5lg5i why wouldn’t they be willing to use it? there paid professional soldiers (the US military at least) and it’s a war. That’s literally what there here and paid to do.
@@nobodyherepal3292 you dont use explosives in rural areas filled with civilians, well, unless you're russia, or you're the US and its a mosque.
Usa: this is emma raised by two moms
Russia: this is vlad raised by a bear in the woods
Turkey's advertisement is not a recruitment advertisement for the army. It is a telephone line advertisement
And it still worked better than the US ad that shows how bad the US ad is 💀
As a Russian, I feel safer knowing that Emma and her moms are defending the US
your mom jokes do twice the damage
ur a legend hahahahaha (im drom serbia)
As a "russian", you must feel safe with your tanks towed away by gypsies.
@@placeholder7753admit it thats a good burn
💀😭👍
When Serbia and Brasil looking like superpowers compered to US.
In the termes of fighting spirit Serbia is waayyy ahead of most of the countries.We have been fighting for 500 years.
And Italians acting like the Children of Rome they are.
Ofc serbia adds basketball into theirs 😅
Plot twist: america loses all military due the gay advertisement so serbia and brazil become 2 strongest armyes in world
@Zoomer Waffen seu cu!
Brazil now has the world record for the longest ass military ad
Vá cuidar das suas sujeiras e ratos pela cidade antes de falar de uma nação soberana!
And it's a good ad(we don't even need an ad there is a conscription)
the ad for turkey is literally a cell phone ad it doesn't have anything to do with army recruitments
And it still worked better for getting me to join a military than the US ad 💀💀💀 that's crazy
As an American I can proudly say I want to join the Brazilian army
COMES TO BRAZIL
@@Drakonian-gz2nq Cisplatina*
@@AussieMozzie107 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@AussieMozzie107 Ye we really don't 2 mom's but neither a father.
based
Emma: i have two moms.
Dmitri: i have two mothers, my mother and mother Russia.
😂😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile me: I have two mothers, mother Russia and mother Ukraine.
nice stolen comment
@@elitelegendsgaming2101 Who?
@@elitelegendsgaming2101who??
If you're trying to invade Germany and see a guy looking out of a barrel in a river, run for your life...
I served in the Brazilian army for two years, the best experience I've ever had, in Brazil military enlistment is mandatory at the time I didn't want to serve but I was forced to serve, the best thing that happened to me, and I guarantee that we are the gods of the jungle, best army war in the jungle of the world
The Russian ad makes you want to join the Russian army.
The Chinese ad makes you want to join the Chinese army.
The American ad makes you want to join the Russian and Chinese armies.
LOL
Haha typical americans being clowns
No. I wonted make to best russian died russian when I was seeing them agitation
@@user-it9yk6zz7f В украине нет нацизма, говорят они...
@@sharlort8320 that’s what they say….. right?
Either way, I’m still not sure abt it
As a german i liked the Brazilian ad the most. Talvez porque adoro Brasil 😂 The American was a joke right?
Danke Bruder, als Brasilianer liebe ich auch Deutschland, mögen unsere Länder weiterhin freundlich zueinander sein.
@@otto_stromberg28 De nada, irmão, também acho que a Alemanha é linda e espero que os dois países mantenham boas relações entre si!
And I love Germany 🇩🇪
To be honest, after seeing the US ad, i thounght that i needs to throw in a comment or two, but after seeing the comments, i dont think i really need to cz you guys handled it really well 😂😂😂.
U.S: diVeRsiTy iS oUr sTrEngTh
Brazil: DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
*Correct*
Brazil knows the right way of harnessing the strength of diversity
@@user-wb7ez9ud4p
Well, of course, we are a very diverse country after all.
Brazil make it look normal while usa shove it down our throat.
Damn right.
This is why alien invasions always start with the US
The girl in the US ad screams "Like, totally, the US Army is, like, so stunning and brave. There best not be any of those icky males acting all strong and stuff."
and then they regret it🇺🇸💪
@@creat3e21 That's why they are just movies. In reality everyone knows about the humiliating American defeat in Afghanistan and Vietnam.
@@scarycrow3638 USA is the only country who had defeated all the biggest superpowers of their past…
USA defeated British empire during revolutionary war
USA defeated totalitarian Germany during WW1 and WW2
USA defeated USSR during the Cold War and then USSR collapsed
@@revolutionariesoffreedom2374 Lol is that what they teach you in your history books? No wonder your education system is so bad which results in ignorant americans like yourself no offence.
America did not defeat Germany in neither of the world wars. They did not even make a significant impact on the outcome of the both wars. 70% of Hitler's forces were concentrated on the eastern front against the USSR and the rest of the 30% were fighting on the western front against allied troops most notably the British. In ww1 US did not even declare war on Germany after three years went by and the war ended the next year. Same in ww2 Germany only declared war at the end of 1941.
USSR's collapse has literally nothing to do with the United States. After the death of Stalin, Khrushchev became the leader and his reactionary policies like the destalinization of the USSR was what led the country towards downfall. The final nail in the coffin was Gorbachev who disintegrated the Soviet Union entirely.
I'll agree with your point on the revolutionary war but that was hundreds of years ago and has nothing to do with today.
As a Serbian i have to explain our saying " ko sme taj može, ko ne zna za strah taj ide napred" translated is "the one who dares he can, and the one that doesnt know fear goes forward" it was firstly used by General Živojin Mišić back in the first Balkan war 1912, thanks to him we won over Bulgarian army that attacked without even sending warning
Emma: I have two moms
Дмитрий: У меня есть две мамы, это моя мама и матушка Россия
I like how usually people act patriotic and say their army recruitment video is better than everyone else's but this video is different, we are all united under the purpose of making fun of the USA video.
Facts
(Turkey) Ours isn't even an army recruitment ad, it's an ad by a phone line company and it's still better than the US lmao
@@ahumanistpotato0501 man, everything is better than us ad
As we should be.
Sasha
Germany military add: "We can fight"
Russian:"we are getting better every day"
US:"We 69 each other"
So summarized
Germany: We have the best technologies
Russia: We have the biggest and strongest army
Usa: Am gay i have 2 moms
@@JV-bj4kx China: Rockets Go brrrrrrr.
Also Winnie Pooh leading a parade of military vehicles in a camo wrapped SUV with 20" chrome rims
@@fidel_manuwa1827 *-150 social credits*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@JV-bj4kx
they never did have the best tech tho
In ww2 their logistics were terrible in 1943-1945
the only good tanks were actualy pz 1, pz2,pz 3 and 4
after that their logistics went to shit
i dont speak russian but i like how short and concise the russian was compared to the US waffle
Italy doesn't show just the army, but every other department of defense and armed forces
They do show the army, that is well the army
Then the Carabinieri that are a special independent force that to put it simple works as an army (first army of italy) and as a police force
Guardia di finanza, literally means finance guards and are more focused on the economic aspect but are similar to Carabinieri without army (what shown is soccorso alpino, means alpine aid)
And finally naval force, the Marina that well like the army
Every other nations: we are proud to fight for our country's flags.
USA: I am proud of my lesbian mothers.
Usa past ads where the best of the best
@Ryuczku same
@Ryuczku same
@Moriel Logos whats the next phase?
@Moriel Logos thank you for the video. I watched Yuri Bezmenov interview and lecture. I will look into this too.
Other Countries: Joining the Armed Forces for Patriotism and Nationalism
America: Joining the Armed Forces for Sheer Narcissism
Nationalism isn’t a good thing
@@mashasmith3436 Wanting your nation to do good even if it is at the cost of other nations is bad? To put it in a way your libtard brain will understand - would you let your mother starve if it means a stranger's mother in a foreign country can live? Would you let your children starve if it means someone else's children in another country can live? Sorry to brake it to you but sometimes choices have to be made and not everyone can get what they need. Now tell me, can a social juctice warrior US army who fights for gay rights beat the Russian/ Chinese army who fights for their sons, daughters, mothers and fathers, their home and freedom, their nation's pride and prestige? I don't think so. If the USA continues of this path of political correctness and "acceptance" it will collapse and in the insuing chaos the liberals will 100% be wiped out as they are weak and pathetic SJWs and keyboard warriors.
or join the american military if you want to make a statement against domestic "white rage" as mark milley characterized it.
@@mashasmith3436 being an idiot is not a good thing.
@@mashasmith3436 depends on what quantity. Wanting to help your nation grow is a good thing, given that you’re not some crazy nazi.
USA: “This is Emma, she has two moms, one named Veronica and one named Beverly”
Russia: “this is Yaroslav Volodimyr, he has two partners, an AK 74 and a Makarov PM”
The funny thing is the ad from Turkiye is not even an ad for military it's an ad for a telecommunications company
The US ad actually made me enlist since i can't feel safe having Emma be the first line of defense for my country.
Fucking interesting advertising method
Reverse psychology be like:
😂😂😂😂
Reverse psychology
Lol
Russia: “Discover yourself and find your true potential.”
Brazil: “We’ll preserve our identity no matter the cost!”
Serbia: “You are the strongest, the bravest, the best protection we’ll ever have.”
Turkey: “IN ETERNITY WE WILL SERVE AND DEFEND OUR FAMILIES!”
Italy: “Attention! Squad, salute the FLAG! Glory, discipline, BRAVERY!”
China: “Take pride in your nation and become the paladin of your people.”
Germany: “Alone we stray away from greatness, but together we will thrive!”
USA: “I HaB tWo MoMZ”
turkey one was actually a telecom company commercial about how they made phone service free for soldiers and they called it soildercell
Bizim Reklamımız Eskilerde Daha iyidir Ama şimdi günümüzde daha iyisini bulamasın. ! +1 ^^ +1 Yeah ! +1 Evet Ya ! +1
@@yaskstlamas5378 The fact that a telecom company's ad was much better than the official US army ad says a lot x)
@@-zr Of Course, also im glad of Americans can have a choice of Join to Army, than be forced by conscription, as in Brazil, Russia & Turkey
@@xXFlameHaze92Xx unlike you guys who live in the US with no borders problem nation like Turkey and Russia have PKK and terrorists to deal with.
Honestly the USA add is basically saying when you get a good life good scholar and everything lose it all and be gay. Like what?
Note: Some of things i said was wrong but i don't care.
In Brazilian advertisement I see the people with different nations, mans and womans and they are soldiers.
In advertisement of the USA everyone plays with their orientation.
There's never going to be a better motto than the Brazilian army.
"Brazilian army: Strong arm, friendly hand."
The "Strong arm" comes from the national anthem. It's a metaphor for war and the military.
@@Jimmy183 Homem de cultura
Read John 3:16 🙏
sim
That's pretty good
Brazil Ad: Diversity done right
USA Ad: Diversity done so terribly it becomes an international meme
Bruh
I agree
Lmao
True
@@mariocruzsura8938 that’s nice
In Turkey military service is mandatory so no advertisement needed the advertisement is about a cell phone company.
Every other military:
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour.”
USA: "it’s about pride, it’s about flowers, men need rainbows, and women need power!"
Fr. Im ashamed of what's happening to my country
This man speaking facts
based us ad
you used this unironically and its hilarious
@@ChadShotgunApe cope
US: Emma was raised by 2 moms.
Russia: Igor killed 2 bears.
Igor is now fertilizer for Ukrainian fields 🌻🌻🌻🌻
@@donkey459 First off, Putin wouldn't say this. Second off, hardly anyone realizes that both Russia and Ukraine are on the same side, they're just using the proxy war as an excuse to have tens of thousands of white people mowed down.
@@donkey459 хохол, разлогинься
@@donkey459 but killed way more Ukrainian pork before that happened
@@donkey459 bro changed teams cuz nazis ratioed him by 2 likes.
As Turkey has mandatory conscription, the state itself never advertises. This advertisement is from the largest Turkish communication company, showing how their signal strength makes soldiers' families appear close
The Ad that was showed on Turkey was not an army recruitment ad, it was a phone call operator that was made by Turkcell for soldiers at Turkey
The most motivating: Brazil
The most personal: Russia
The proudest: Turkey
The toughest: China
The gayest: USA
@@comradeofchrist yes what about it
@@comradeofchrist it was alright
@@comradeofchrist *the whole world je serbia*
A marygay
True
Lmao the USA ad:
"I joined the army because I was jealous of all my college friends doing cool stuff without me and I also have no self-confidence about my identity and feel the need to prove literally every stranger I come across that I'm not completely weak."
Jesus Christ, I thought joining the military was supposed to be a selfless decision.
nowadays everything is just for political agendas. thats why they are pushing all this LGBT stuff to the front, because i guess we want some weak little snowflakes in our military. state of this country is really disappointing, how were more concerned about our selfish agendas over a strong military.
Join for patriotism: no
Join to defend you land: no
Join to gain money: no
Join because ur gay: yes
Dude i dont live un the US but looks like the country if falling appsrt because of wokeism
falling apart how exactly?
@@lostvayne104 social divides greater than ever, collapse of the political center, weak politicians afraid of offending people?
Russia's announcement makes me want to join the Russian army, and America's announcement makes me want to join the Russian army
Think I liked Italy’s the most. Nationality, cooperation, bomb disposal and even some rescue work. It portrayed itself not as a warmongering military but a defense force there to assist its nation.
China 🇨🇳: Zhang has 2 Rocket Launchers
Russia 🇷🇺: Vladimir has 2 Tanks
Brazil 🇧🇷: Paulo has 2 Machine Guns
Germany 🇩🇪: Otto has 2 Missile Launchers
Italy 🇮🇹: Alessandro has 2 Bombs
USA 🏳️🌈: Emma has 2 Moms.
🤣
KARABOGA 🇹🇷:Mehmet has never back to Home from military
Turkey 🇹🇷: Mehmet has 2 Akdal-1919 shotguns, an Bayraktar TB 2 and 2 moms being his motherland and his biological mom
Kkkk
Who tf is Paulo?
8 year old Afghan children watching their village get drone striked by a ze/zir they/them trans rights american missile
When the Afghans don’t respect the missile’s pronouns:
@@dogemanbacon ka/boom
well them/they/ze/zir/ he /she/it/ got fcked badly
It's a vegan missile so it's OK
this is the darkest and most hilarious thing i have ever read
Turkish video is not a recruitment ad . İts a gsm operator ad that pointing ssm making families and the soliders together.
Still better than Us ad
@@Cypriot_1983 thats right xdd
Its still more likely to make me join the army than the US ad 💀🤣
As a Russian i see Serbia as our Loveliest Brother, Serbia even if you don't have any Strongest Military. Russia China and North Korea are always with your side, We will give our lives for SERBIA!🇷🇸♥️🇷🇺always
Us: uses the entire commercial to "break the stereotype"
Brazil: does it in one second of their ad.
How tf can you break the "stereotype" that you go into a war scenario and possibly get killed?
Is the target audience those that contemplate a Gender Studies degree?
Imagine trying soo hard to break a stereotype only for someone to do it wayyyy better. Imagine getting dunked on that hard.
🇷🇺 I have 2 bears
🇧🇷 I have 2 jaguars
🇨🇳 I have 2 dragons
🇮🇹 I have 2 salvage dogs
🇺🇸 I have 2 moms
LOL
KKKKKKKK (brazilian laugh)
As a Brazilian, I feel honored
MILF*
@@darkpotato910 Coloque somente três k
As a child, I thought that the flag of Brazil was a badge of some kind of soda
This USA ad really said "USA-gay country and we are gays"
It would've been fun to see the Germans talk proudly about their WWII vets like Brazilians did
Caralho kkkkkkkkkk isso seria muito pesado
Lol
oh nO
Well, I mean, it's complicated...,you know, it's just not a good ideia, leave them there lol
@@user-bw4jm1bv1i Why? The Iron Cross has a history dating back 126 years before WW2 began, to 1813.
the Turkish ad was made by an cellphone company and it's still way better then American ad by a lot
If another nation's cellphone company made an ad that makes people want to join their army more than your ad does to your own people and army, then you know you did something wrong.
i know
We don't need ads tbh. Most Turkish men already wanting to join the army. It is considered as a prestigious job here in Turkey. Even me, as a master students of informatics wanting to be a combat drone specialist for army.
😅😅😅 true
@@flyingpenguin6000 Exactly.
Our American brothers across the pond are an incredibly diverse and bipolar bunch, and while I would normally give them the benefit of the doubt, there is no way that I can’t devolve into fits of laughter looking at that US army add, because it’s completely bloody insane.
And the Americans wonder why they are made fun of all the time when they expect us to quiver in fear at Emma’s two moms.
Italy, Brazil and Germany had a lot of diversity without shoving it on people or bragging about it. Same with the French and India.
As an American Army veteran, this video made me want to join the Italian armed forces.
You should, we have the best MRE
Se junta a do Brasil
@@federicoleoni8342 What do Italian soldiers got in their MRE,pizza or pasta?
YESSOR
@@Turkmilletizekidir.caliskandir Dipende dal giorno
Emma after finding out she has a biological father: *confused screaming*
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@Idk Idk good
Emma skipped biology,it was a sexist subject .
Switzerland ad, probably: "...We probably don't even need to have a military but whatever, we have cool things here to protect"
u couldn be more wrong
Love the Russian and China ads! It definitely strikes fear
Russia: we are strong
Brazil: we are brave
Serbia: we are fierce
US: we are gay
hahahahhahaah
Kkkkkk 🇧🇷
What’s funny that you civilians don’t understand is that Russia and Turkish armies are the largest offenders of gay acts 😂 look it up I’m not lying.
Srbija❤️🇷🇸💪🏼
The United States is always the difference, but it's the plain old truth