I would clown on a dude so hard if he was using a dumbbell like that. Be honest Comethazine, you can't lift the dumbbell above your chest so that's how you curl. Just use a 10 lbs one next time, buddy.
Comethazine has encouraged me to exercise and lose weight, by eating some crab and shrimp, and by using a treadmill to run to the racks, and do a lap UPDATE: Did my time in Korea now headed to fort bliss in Texas to continue my army journey
i know right this is exactly like "99 Choppa" if you don't know who he is he is basically the alter ego of comethazine but talks about pills and choppa's a lot more then comethazine
We already know it’s gonna be fire without even listening to the whole song yet😂🔥and when are we getting a solved the problem music video p.s thank u for almost 600 likes never had this much before😁😁😁😁
Random Guy drinking a protein smoothie after a workout: ahh, number one fitness plan Comethazine: EAT SOME SHRIMP, EAT SOME CRAB, EAT SOME SHRIMP, NUMBER ONE FITNESS PLAN
In an interview he said he was gonna customize it to be white and have the interior red, he just didn’t have it customized at the time he shot the video
![Comethazine goes crazy live at first London show | I AM NEXT x Comethazine [14/04/19]](/img/n.gif)
Comethazine: *releases snippet that is half of the song*
Also Comethazine: “Number one business man!”
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@@XAVlER444 no thats horrible
@@thecowwk1096 true
Fr 😭😭
I'm a businessman, I do business. I've been doing business for 15-7 years…now here's the thing. What I do when I do business is business-like.
Everyone: YOOOO that fit is fire
COMETHAZINE: Ight imma hop in the pool
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Waterproof Bawskee Hoodie
@@XAVlER444 fuck off this shit sucks. Never gonna be a good rapper or whatever that is
FlightkidDarnel 🤢🤢 that shits some hot trash
@FlightKidDarnel no, no it is not buddy
Jumped in the pool fully clothed, number one swimming man
Hahahahahahaha
Orange shirt black pants orange lambo number one matching man
Waterproof Bawskee Hoodie
Broavery Playz fuckin dead
RIP Off White Converse low tops
I feel like comethazine the type of dude to bring a real gun to a nerf-war
Grimm lol
💀💀💀
He would bring a fucking 50 caliber rifle
Nah that’s young boy
wtf 😂😂😂😂
The thumbnail is the most Comethazine face ever
Facts
He look like Freedy Krueger 💀
madWolfOx1 no
I would clown on a dude so hard if he was using a dumbbell like that. Be honest Comethazine, you can't lift the dumbbell above your chest so that's how you curl. Just use a 10 lbs one next time, buddy.
@@mewntay230 lol bet u couldn't u just hating
Comethazine: Does one session at the gym
Also Comethazine: Number one fitness man
NickNack “treadmill do a lap, run to the racks, number one fitness man”
Nah hes just gonna eat some crab eat some shrimp eat some crab number one fitness plan
🌽 ass joke
yall some cornballs
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he said “eat some crab eat some shrimp eat some crab” i felt that 😩
Ha
I thought he said crack tbh
😂😂
Boi ain’t feel nun u prolly munching dem sloppy joes
da420 wizard tf is a sloppy joe 🤫😜😫😳
Comethazine has encouraged me to exercise and lose weight, by eating some crab and shrimp, and by using a treadmill to run to the racks, and do a lap UPDATE: Did my time in Korea now headed to fort bliss in Texas to continue my army journey
Facts
GSCNick lol
comethazine teached me how to run from 12 , dats the #1 fitness plan
And I manage to hear this part as I'm reading this ah
Hahahahahahahah
Comethazine : no. 1 fitness man
Hits blunt on treadmill
MrBluYoshi how is that a wooosh? Also pretty cool how u have reddit, but that’s not getting you Karma bro. Sorry but he didn’t miss any joke
@@revolverleaks871 what's the whoosh subreddit?
How we do it, and pull ups!
Comethazine: *puts out snippet that’s longer than the song*
_Number one business man_
Itsmeantx thanks!
Garrett Pahl smh copy cat you a whole bitch
Cookies N’ Kreme u mad
Man dude copied and got that much likes...say less then
Y’all mf’s care too much about likes damn just laugh
Nobody:
Comethazine: Eat some Crab Eat some Shrimp Eat some Crab
JUSES CHIRST number one fitness man
Are you sure he said crab I think I heard something different
Krusharr "eat some crab eat some shrimp eat some crap"
@@Krusharr eat sum crap that's what I heard
Lol I thought I was the only one but I guess not
i showed this song to my salt now its crack
Ight imma head out
Wait hold up😂😂😂
The fuck ? 😂😂😭
czcams.com/video/t6wKCqiCXOM/video.html hey!
*cocaine
this dude eats black af1's for breakfast
eternal fr thoooooo
B r u h
You a clown bro 😂😂
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣
“Eat some crab, eat some shrimp, eat some crab”
I FELT THAT😓
Yeah this man is way ahead of his time, beatles level shit
Damn that hit me on a spiritual level
Comethazine would swim in a pool with a jacket cause the waters cold
Comethezane the big 🧠 over here
is it just me or does the water get colder when I have clothes on in a pool or something
Lol comethazine cant swim thats why he just stands
No he said that jacket is water proof🤣 idk
@@dmmy126 It really does ngl.
Why's Comethazine looking like a GTA Online character?
Sam Nikola This the funniest comment
he is
Because if you think about it its the ultimate flex
NEW ARTIST COMING UP GIVE ME A CHANCE
YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED
soundcloud.com/kaymente/part-2
over rated comment and unoriginal.. smh
He ain’t even talkn about killing someone yet he still manages to look evil😩
i know right this is exactly like "99 Choppa" if you don't know who he is he is basically the alter ego of comethazine but talks about pills and choppa's a lot more then comethazine
Especially when he’s fully clothed in a pool
Trisha 😂😂😂
His just talking about stacking cash,pushing drugs and fucking bitch's. His straight up talking some evil shit. Maybe thats why?
Idk if it’s just me but comethazine don’t look that gangsta i guess everyone forgot he not like that
Nobody:
Comethazine's right arm:💪
Comethazine's left arm:〰
ȶɛӄ韵律 it’s like that with me but for a different reason
@@nycazeekii9001 You should come up for air
@@xchris9364 dissabled
Nobody:
Comethazine's right arm:💪
Comethazine's left arm: GLIDE
Its the comments with this stupid fucking semicolon bullshit that isn't funny, that's gonna be what pushes me over and shoot my dog.
Who saw the snippet on instagram?
Me
Did they take it down because I cant find it
@@ilovememes6199 its on comethezine_bawskee on instagram thats where i found it
@@majinmed thank you
I love memes yes they took it off
me: *starts selling snacks at school*
also me: number one business man
ItssElite fax tho I turned a pretzel into 5 dollars
Tried it they banned that shit tho at my old school it was still nice tho
czcams.com/video/t6wKCqiCXOM/video.html 💜💜
get it off, flip it quick, do it fast. number one business man.
I sold some crab and shrimp 😳🤭
Comethazine: "Lamborghini countach all white had to bleed out the guts inside"
Also Comethazine: *Shows orange countach with black interior*
He’s speaking it into existence,he’ll have it red soon.Look into law of attraction if you want to speak things into existence.
@@123Teemon no he says the car was white with red interior and he changed it out cause he wanted it orange/black
aarock1234 pretty sure he meant all white the brand
SuperDogNips ITS CALLED OFF WHITE😂 bro just said all white
jxcam oh bruh I thought it was the brand 😔
"eat some crab, eat some shrimp, eat some crab" best lyrics 2019 nocap
😂
Delah Beats 👀FOUND COMETHAZINE LIL BRO🔥🔥open.spotify.com/album/41qT19yfG0vDinVEwF3kPE?si=V4qXwBeETFqET0Tbl9_yZQ
dertin Jet hes hard ngl☠️
It’s a freestyle 😂 not a produced song chill bruh
Number one fitness man
I’m high and that was the longest minute of my life
I swear to god
Wait I was just staring at my phone I forgot What I was watching then I realized I played some comethazine shit
Bruh I was listening to like I ain't last night and I swear it felt like an hour
fuck im high and i just felt the same
Mr. PLATNIUM sane bro
COMETHAZINE the type of person to eat a Popeye’s biscuit without water and than say he’s refreshed
Refreshing To hear comethazine rap without Murder Involved In the Song
I'm sure it's in there somewhere
RussXdl fuck no
@RussXdl Sounds Like Tyga
@@dinglebertsamateurhour3309 True
Look at me remix
Producer: How many times you wanna say number 1?
Comethazine:𝐘𝐞𝐬
Zion Logologo funny and original
nigga u aint funny
👀FOUND COMETHAZINE LIL BRO🔥🔥open.spotify.com/album/41qT19yfG0vDinVEwF3kPE?si=V4qXwBeETFqET0Tbl9_yZQ
Steve LeeRock HAAARD 🔥🔥
No one:
Comethazine: ight bruh bouta not start the stream
still coming back to this after 5 years. cant believe its that old
Unless you're from the future, it hasn't been 5 years
Nobody:
Comethazine: 😠
Im dead
More like 😡
Yeah Bc it used to be like
Comethazine: Lyrical like J Cole
Nobody:
Now it's like
Comethazine: 😠
Everybody: 😮😮
@@tylerperdue1991 he was like j Cole huh
he said 😈
Whenever he looks straight in the camera I look away
hahaha you funny
samsam Rg man is a combo of pippen and rodman
LAMBORGHINI, COUNTACH ALL WHITE, HAD TO BLEED OUT THE GUTS INSIDE.
😭😭😂
I’m dead😂💀
Comethazine’s manager: Hey com, how about you make some music that people can workout to?
Comethazine:
Big E geeked.
lmfaooooooo!
Deadass been working out and I listened to this like 3 times lol
@@aaroninwalmart5884 lol 🤣
Those dislikes are all the people that didn’t fit in the lambo
Ha ha fudge
stfu
Lmao😂😂
official kfc no it’s not lmao
abshir mohamed it’s a kit car
NLE CHOPPA : Watch my dance move
COMETHAZINE : I can do it under water
How he getting dislikes and the song ain’t even start 😭😭😭
That's the reason. it didn't drop when it should 😂
postponed it
Lotta enemies
Niggas ain't got nothing better to do
Clorox God and cuz it’s garbage
To the people who disliked this vid, I'm warning you this man wears black af 1's... you better go like it while you still can
Chase Kiser my all white air force 1’s gotta be fresh or i can’t rock em, if he step on these i might just fuck around and sock him
He eat em too
correction he is a black air force 1
doctor: midget comethazine isnt real he cant hurt you
Midget Comethazine: 0:37
Lmao
lmfao
lmfaoo
underrated lmfao
Mini menace
Nobody
Still no one
Comethazine: instead of protein ima use a blunt
Ok
Very funny
Not funny
Didn't laugh
@@andy-jc5ukit was worth a shot
Is this a single for Bawskee 69?
Fuck off fortnite baby
Long Carrot 69 likes nice
Old heads: if the song is under 2 minutes it’s trash
Comethazine: Hold my blunt
Edit: he doesn’t let people hold his blunts, only this one time.
AggresiveGod 😂
More like hold my gun
AggresiveGod this shit is trash hold my ass
@@phrappe2211 why would you want someone to hold your ass, nigga you gay af
Hell Yeah I smoke crack it’s 2019 half these people gay now
Song
Girls:❌
Twerking:❌
Cars:✔
Money:✔
Song:🔥🔥
crab:✔️
shrimp:✔️
Lol I didn’t see any money 💰
Fitness Advice: ✔
@@theejime6649 rich ?? That's what I mean
CRIS __ ah I see
0:14 me trying to explain why my right arm bigger than my left...
🤣🤣
finally an original comment thats funny lma
Nobody:
Dontai's chair: *SquY sahdKeSQUEAKhsnslaydn*
Markus wrong video
Dontai’s going to react wait for it
He’ll react, he always reacts 😏
Fng gang
Go away
When he said air Jordan’s I bet if I jump I glide I felt that
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When he said "eat some crab, eat some shrimp, eat some crab".
*I felt that*
We already know it’s gonna be fire without even listening to the whole song yet😂🔥and when are we getting a solved the problem music video p.s thank u for almost 600 likes never had this much before😁😁😁😁
Super Black0991 yep insta
IKR 👍🏾
Super Black0991 we getting one i saw it on ig
*FACTS.*
bruh this song ass
Comethazine is the type of Guy that uses a ruler to see how long he slept
I’m literally crying 😂😂😂😂
Bruhhh😂
You did him dirty 😂😂😂😂
Stolen comment; bruh ik u read the comments on Shotta Flow
My brother told me this comment
TayK: 55 years
Comethazine:🖖👌🤙🤘🤟
Police are just too scared to get in his way
this song makes me want to look up and down before crossing the street
tovariz. This is literally the best comment on the vid
tovarjz lol
PJAMES maybe
He said the same shit the wholeeeee song..
And its still fire🔥
He copied BankrollFresh - ESPN like the lyrics are very similar lol this garbage
👀FOUND COMETHAZINE 🔥🔥open.spotify.com/album/41qT19yfG0vDinVEwF3kPE?si=V4qXwBeETFqET0Tbl9_yZQ
Steve LeeRock HAAAARD🤮🤮
Only real fans felt the 20 minute overtime wait
I was for an hour 😭
Revolv fr
I didn't get the notification cuz my phone was off
@@kash2862 your stupid it was around 28 to 30 minutes
comethazine: "i bet u if i jump i glide"
also comethazine: *jumps off building*
*lives*
@@boomer4550 lmaooo
B O O M E R 45 and then dies of a heart attack
69th comment some I'm gonna have to snitch on this, I'll say this comment is a threat!
@@plentylives no and then dies cuz his gusher guts pop
Producer: how much bass
COMETHAZINE: yes
This is how many people want comethazine to drop 5 star
⬇️
Sauceking Cool dude honestly can’t fuckin wait
@madWolfOx1 no
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dertin Jet its a vibe🤮🤮
Fr I was disappointed it wasn't on bawskee 3.5
Random Guy drinking a protein smoothie after a workout: ahh, number one fitness plan
Comethazine: EAT SOME SHRIMP, EAT SOME CRAB, EAT SOME SHRIMP, NUMBER ONE FITNESS PLAN
Legend says, he had the forces on while in the pool. Don’t let him fool you.
Comethazine: Lamborghini Countach, all white
Lamborghini Countach: 🟧
To be fair that white charger is closer to a countach than that “lambo” since Chrysler owned lambo when they made the countach
His "Countach" doesn't look like any Countach. It's probably a pontiac fiero underneath all of that bodywork
Roranger126 I know that’s why I said the charger is closer to a countach than that “countach”
He said he was going to make it white and bleed out the guts
In an interview he said he was gonna customize it to be white and have the interior red, he just didn’t have it customized at the time he shot the video
No one
I’m dontai: let’s see the comments
Milk Whip I fucking love imdontai
I wake at like 12 or 1am In Nigeria to watch his vids early
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rock lee 🔥🔥🔥
rock lee Haard no cap👀
1:04 When you tryna to start your invisible lawnmower in the middle of the pool.
Underrated comment tbh
@@raceme2h3ll very
got me weak bruh😂
😂😂😂😂
Damn nigga got the whole squad laughing
Nobody:
Comethazine: wearing an orange sweater in his orange Lamborghini.
Alessia Venditti he’s broke that lambo is a rental
@@anahik6630 Where the fuck would you rent a Countach in 2019?
@@anahik6630 you dumb asf
This song sounds like a health tutorial
Bruh he saying the same thing just in a different order 💀
Aye it’s 🔥 tho
@@nohaterkidd2573 hell nah
no hater kidd it is doe
it’s fucking heat doe
It's really not tho
"Lamborghini countache all white"
*stands on top of orange countache*
its a fake replica one too haha
Aaron KND how do you know? 🤔
syrus walkins it’s quite obvious by looking at it. Compare it to a picture of a real one and you’ll see what I’m talking about
@@44ro.n its a custom countach don't be dummmb
Jhonatan Renan it’s not a countach, it’s probably a Pontiac fiero underneath
Comethazine:Premiere will begin shortly 8:00PM
Also Comethazine:Ima make these hoes wait hehe!
still hard asf
The thumbnail is what I see when I close my eyes in the shower.
JD Gaming facts 😂😔
JD Gaming how do you see it when your eyes are closed 🤔
Aye bruh 💀
Boss: don't go through my things, don't get near the pool and DON'T TOUCH MY CARS!
Comethazine:
Underrated
Heard this song 15 times today. Helping the view count
It doesn’t help unless you use different accs
thats not how it works
The only reason I discovered this song is because this guy was blasting music out this big ass speaker down the street the whole block could hear it.😂
wait you live on his block
@@christionteal2273 he prolly talking about some random guy balsting this song
Director: you not going to take off your jacket
Comethazine: nah I'm good
ItssElite lame ass joke 💀 A lot of rappers have jackets they whole video
Chops GT why are you mad? 😂
Chops GT he wore it in the pool
Jeremiah Huffman lmfaoo LMFAOOOO bruh did u just say mad? that’s mad? out of all the comments u called mine “mad” 💀💀 ok bruh
the director sound sus ion blame em ima keep my shit on the hell
Producer: What song we recording today
Comethazine: Freestyle
Number one business plan
No one:
Not ONE soul
Naruto: show me some ninjutsu.
Comethazine: Yeah.
1:22
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahaahah
@@dagamer1216 fire ball jutsu through the screen bro haha
Its the comments with this stupid fucking semicolon bullshit that isn't funny, that's gonna be what pushes me over and shoot my dog.
Gillian Ross late reply, but it's a colon you fucking incel
This is really his house
Better start eating crab and shrimp
@Eren İnci yes
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@@cheesymac6732 treadmill, run to the racks. number 1 business man
@@skeezergang5127 🔥
Comethazine literally just walkin around his mansion flexing.
his rented mansion
@@kefebolo ok but how many mansions do you rent?
Comethazine: Doesn’t describe in depth murder
“Number One Business Man”
Nobody:
Comethazine: Doesn't catch a body on this track
Holy shit
Woah
He did catch a body he caught the businessman he was talking about in this song
#1 business plan
He's getting ready to catch one on the next video
Rip this iconic house man…
1:01 When your getting hype watching a workout video
0:55 when the Mcdonalds cashier gives me the wrong change and I ask her for my 9 cents
This song makes me want to steal from my own wallet
Lmao
You already did😲
You have a fortnite pfp imagine
Lmao
This nigga done burnt down the crib👺🖖🏾😂
Steps on comethazine shoes
Comethazine: 🔪🔪🔪🔪
Comethazine , the type of guy to bite jolly ranchers
I do that, along with lollipops.....pause
@@justin-bv3vw Woah there buddy! you said pause but not no homo...
“Eat some crab eat some shrimp eat some crab”
COMETHAZINE-2019
Bruh NUMBER ONE FITNESS PLAN
Treadmill, run to the racks, do a lap🔥🚀
masterlordsbrother
2019-
LAMBORGHINI COUNTACH ALL WHITE HAD TO BLEED OUT THE GUTS INSIDE
Nobody:
COMETHAZINE is the type of guy to “kill the beat” by killing the producer
Lol
the “nobody:” was unnecessary
“I woke and I’m the number one fitness man” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
its funny cuz comethazine cant even swim so he jus stands in the pool
Waterproof Bawskee hoodie tho
@@MozzieMainYo ok
Fish Gang he’s a waste of sperm imagine not knowing how to swim in 2019 smh city girls up 5mill
@@anahik6630 lots of black people cant swim and theres history to this
Anahí Kelly that shit ended a month ago and we blew u out
Cometh: "Lamborghini Countach all white"
Also Cometh: Lemme use a orange Countach
Still my favorite house tour video
Did anyone else pick up on the fact that at 1:18 he's wearing Orange and Kodak bopping on an Orange lambo
There's nothing wrong with being inspired, but I'm waiting for the haters and conspiracy theorists to start trippin 😂
All i know is that kodak is also wearing orange today lmao
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Kodak was with a Orange Mclaren in Transportting.
Mattia Leneveu underrated
This song makes me wanna rob my own house
*every comethazine song
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No one:
Comethezine: lemme just work out my right arm only
he gotta hold a blunt in the other
That’s his shooting hand he gotta work on that reaction time
thats a back exercise
*NUMBER ONE FITNESS PLAN*
@@GoldfishMilk333 😂😂😂😂
The cameraman be vibing fr tho
Producer: I don't think you said enough lyrics
Comethazine: I got this hook
Lol CZcams Thought He was speaking French look at the captions😂😂
@@UnedumecatedCat it said French 😂😂
Nooo 🤣🤣
Musique😂
Ghost Pixel 😭😭
Skin care routines would make comethazine rich
Cold water.
My guy already rich
Trevor more
The dislikes are people who didn’t have a #1 Business Plan
“Air Jordan’s and I bet you If I jump I glide” this is so fireeeeee🔥🔥
DEADSTOCK, CP3 13s, AIR JORDANS AND I BET U IF I JUMP I GLIDEEE
🤮☠️
That bar was fire no cap💯💯
i swear this dude actually so goofy in real life, he just show us the evil side 😭
I wish he still made music like this