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  • @billybilly6592
    @billybilly6592 Před 3 měsíci +8918

    I’m British and Pakistani and I can 100% relate.

    • @billybilly6592
      @billybilly6592 Před 3 měsíci

      @@cashyf_88 na your just a miserable cant. I’ve made nearly half a Million here and spent on properties abroad.

    • @vincentalakija5515
      @vincentalakija5515 Před 3 měsíci +95

      ​@@cashyf_88If you're a citizen and adopt the culture then yes you are. However ethnicity wise no, for example with the OP, he is not English however his nationality is British Pakistani, do you understand that?

    • @cashyf_88
      @cashyf_88 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @vincentalakija5515 Britain was the name given to the island by the Britons who came here of celtic origin white not any other colour or religion so no what your saying is alot of crap mate none of you are british blacks Pakistani or whatever other colour or country you can't just be born somewhere with different heritage and claim someone else's ancestors bloodline and name given to white people

    • @billybilly6592
      @billybilly6592 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@cashyf_88 Hey we will takeover one day. It’s Coming 😆

    • @vincentalakija5515
      @vincentalakija5515 Před 3 měsíci +106

      @@cashyf_88 I'm not going to go back and forth with someone who can't comprehend the simple definition of nationality versus ethnicity, you have the two mixed up. I strongly recommend that you look up the definitions of the terms nationality and ethnicity, once you've got a strong grasp of the terminologies, then kindly return back and maybe we can have another go at this, how does that sound?

  • @antonclark
    @antonclark Před 3 měsíci +6963

    Top bloke, I’d love to see one of his shows. Bloody hilarious….

    • @NabilAbdulrashidComedy
      @NabilAbdulrashidComedy  Před 3 měsíci +402

      Tour dates are still available, have a look on my website! Nabilabdulrashid.com

    • @waynesaban2607
      @waynesaban2607 Před 3 měsíci +26

      Does “bloody” hilarious mean something different in Nigeria…?

    • @antonclark
      @antonclark Před 3 měsíci

      @@waynesaban2607 ??????

    • @Sardarji-bq6oj
      @Sardarji-bq6oj Před 3 měsíci

      Taking the piss out of his nationality and when he’s famous and rich will slag off people for making negative comments about Nigeria. This was actually facts he was spitting so not really funny to have all your money stolen by a Nigerian scammer 😢

    • @huwpatt3817
      @huwpatt3817 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Come 2 nz... we'll love u!

  • @chiepe100
    @chiepe100 Před 2 měsíci +2444

    I miss being treated nice because of who my family is😂😂😂 i laughed hard🤣🤣🤣
    Edit: 2K likes is crazy🤣

    • @feyisayofolabi-isaacs3044
      @feyisayofolabi-isaacs3044 Před měsícem +1

      Who's son is he?

    • @abdullahidauda7924
      @abdullahidauda7924 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@chiepe100 someone would think people don't get treated based on who their family is out there.

    • @helgaioannidis9365
      @helgaioannidis9365 Před měsícem +22

      I live on a Greek island and people who are related to someone who holds some sort of powere here in any sort of conflict will go "do you know who I am?" 😂

    • @abdullahidauda7924
      @abdullahidauda7924 Před měsícem

      @@helgaioannidis9365 it's a universal thing.

    • @hlomphokhauoe9565
      @hlomphokhauoe9565 Před měsícem +1

      😭

  • @darpachief
    @darpachief Před 3 měsíci +957

    Bros, you just spoke my life. I grew up in the UK but was born in Nigeria. I feel like I have no nation. 😅

    • @fpc3017
      @fpc3017 Před 3 měsíci +23

      If you are in England you should try to adapt to their lifestyle. There's a saying in Europe that comes from long age..."when in Rome be Roman."
      Respect their culture. They received you. Now you owe them integration and work for society.

    • @endoferagoat2393
      @endoferagoat2393 Před 3 měsíci +88

      @@fpc3017that saying died with the Roman Empire and no longer applicable in modern world. No need to integrate as long as you don’t do harm to others. When British came to Africa did they integrate? I will leave that for you

    • @fpc3017
      @fpc3017 Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@endoferagoat2393 all you had to do was give it a thought for 2 seconds. Rome was the most advanced society. Africa was and still is a lesser society than the British or any other colonizers. Right?

    • @kayanurshiya3778
      @kayanurshiya3778 Před 3 měsíci

      @@fpc3017and yet it didn’t save the Roman Empire from withering away. And of course Africa is the way it is . Western world is still stealing their resources. The western world wouldn’t exist without Africa’s resources. You racists are hilarious.

    • @kalai4649
      @kalai4649 Před 3 měsíci

      Lol😂

  • @MasalaMan
    @MasalaMan Před 3 měsíci +2129

    This made me chuckle. An unexpected laugh this morning. Nice one mate.

    • @NabilAbdulrashidComedy
      @NabilAbdulrashidComedy  Před 3 měsíci +64

      Glad you enjoyed it

    • @ltpetsema876
      @ltpetsema876 Před měsícem +1

      @@NabilAbdulrashidComedygood humor mate! Just one question as a none native English speaker I have never heard of the word Tory, what does it mean?

    • @refractivity3388
      @refractivity3388 Před měsícem +6

      @@ltpetsema876It’s a term used to describe people who agree with the British Conservative Party

    • @sirmalus5153
      @sirmalus5153 Před měsícem

      Nice to see someone making a joke out of the difference between two countries, that have totally different ways of dealing with racism and modern life. He's a top bloke.

  • @ABCDEFGconversation
    @ABCDEFGconversation Před 3 měsíci +871

    English born Irish man here. I feel this joke.

    • @JT-km6th
      @JT-km6th Před 3 měsíci +5

      How easy is it for the average person to access corruption in Ireland? Like bribery?

    • @BelovedofChrist581
      @BelovedofChrist581 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Bless❤

    • @McDavynLane
      @McDavynLane Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@JT-km6thit’s used not as prevalent though our government are too thick to be keeping track of bribes 😂😂

    • @JT-km6th
      @JT-km6th Před 3 měsíci

      @@McDavynLane ah so it's like a lot of the West then, back in the day you'd complain about how open and brazen the twats up top are with corruption but at the same time you've gotten away with speeding and parking in the middle of the street a thousand times 😂

    • @Anu_Sol
      @Anu_Sol Před měsícem +7

      Plastic Paddy?

  • @Deggsie55
    @Deggsie55 Před 3 měsíci +1058

    I'm English and Oyinbo - lived in Nigeria for about 6 years - loved it, great sense of humour

    • @followGreatness
      @followGreatness Před 3 měsíci

      You funny but fay. Get into the gym so you can breathe. You have real potential buy don't care for.your health
      We won't listen

    • @mugenyami9776
      @mugenyami9776 Před 3 měsíci +6

      It's oyibo

    • @olatosin3703
      @olatosin3703 Před 3 měsíci +49

      ​@@mugenyami9776 you're wrong.

    • @boulevarda.aladetoyinbo4773
      @boulevarda.aladetoyinbo4773 Před 3 měsíci +42

      ​@@mugenyami9776It's Oyinbo, not "Oyibo".

    • @mugenyami9776
      @mugenyami9776 Před 3 měsíci

      @@boulevarda.aladetoyinbo4773 oh, you guys are yoruba

  • @alicekoppenol-pitti6257
    @alicekoppenol-pitti6257 Před 3 měsíci +62

    Having roots in different countries can both be a curse and a blessing. Being able to pick out the reality of living in both countries and having a good laugh about it is a true testament of resilience and will help you power through life as a world citizen.

    • @yassinvnoord
      @yassinvnoord Před 8 dny +1

      Its a diplomatic blessing but its a social curse. I was born and raised in the Netherlands. But my roots are marocco. You feel out of place in both places. People always see you as an "outsider" no matter where you are.

    • @alicekoppenol-pitti6257
      @alicekoppenol-pitti6257 Před 8 dny +2

      @@yassinvnoord you should see it as a blessing because you can truly say that you've experienced it from both sides and turned out for the better. Don't wear being judged like a heavy coat, wear it like a crown of wisdom because often criticism comes from a place of ignorance and fear. Don't let your Sun leave because of one dark cloud.

    • @yassinvnoord
      @yassinvnoord Před 8 dny

      @@alicekoppenol-pitti6257 Perfect words. Made my day💯💯 thankyou

  • @kelliehu8749
    @kelliehu8749 Před 3 měsíci +2257

    I'm British and Jamaican and can 100% relate 😂😂😂

    • @Hamassholes
      @Hamassholes Před 3 měsíci

      No you aren't

    • @ThelastShepherd.
      @ThelastShepherd. Před 3 měsíci +25

      Same here😂

    • @albothug
      @albothug Před 3 měsíci +28

      That runs in Albania too believe me 😂

    • @mister_M.
      @mister_M. Před 3 měsíci +20

      🇬🇧 🇯🇲

    • @NathanMatthews.
      @NathanMatthews. Před 3 měsíci

      ​@jross4093I knew I'd find a gremlin like you in a wholesome comment section. Well done bud

  • @bohba13
    @bohba13 Před měsícem +45

    That "I guess that makes me a Tory" joke got me and I'm from "across the pond."

    • @Vila3
      @Vila3 Před měsícem

      😅😅😅😅

    • @Pear_slingshot
      @Pear_slingshot Před 29 dny

      What is a Tory

    • @bohba13
      @bohba13 Před 29 dny +3

      @@Pear_slingshot a conservative in the UK and other British adjacent nations. (Like Canada and Australia)

    • @Pear_slingshot
      @Pear_slingshot Před 28 dny

      @@bohba13 tnx

  • @doing4
    @doing4 Před 3 měsíci +227

    "That just made me a TORY!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hello_there_obi
      @Hello_there_obi Před 3 měsíci +5

      Who saw that coming it was so original

    • @sup3rNico
      @sup3rNico Před 3 měsíci +11

      What does that mean?

    • @SlingersFR
      @SlingersFR Před 3 měsíci +3

      Define

    • @Hello_there_obi
      @Hello_there_obi Před 3 měsíci +35

      @@sup3rNico tory means a member of the conservative party

    • @sup3rNico
      @sup3rNico Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@Hello_there_obi thank you.

  • @paulokolo6827
    @paulokolo6827 Před 2 měsíci +215

    i miss Nigeria because of the sweet food, nice people, community feeling, not feeling like im doing something wrong for existing and the sweet food

    • @preciousobi8784
      @preciousobi8784 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Realest comment

    • @stecaton1541
      @stecaton1541 Před měsícem +9

      Doing something wrong for existing? Wtf does that mean 😂

    • @dannicatzer305
      @dannicatzer305 Před měsícem

      Brit here don't talk shite.. Community feeling, last time I went to London it was 2hrs before I saw anybody white do you only feel at home if 100% of the people are black if so bon voyage.

    • @leanercleaner698
      @leanercleaner698 Před měsícem +2

      @@stecaton1541 oppressed. obviously. do better.

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 Před měsícem +4

      @@leanercleaner698 I know you are profesional victim but let the man live for himself ok. do better.

  • @catherinemartin6258
    @catherinemartin6258 Před 3 měsíci +530

    That’s was mint.👊

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 Před 3 měsíci +671

    The painful truth! I’m also British with a Nigerian father. I now know why Nigeria is so corrupt! It’s an ex British colony. They learnt from the masters of corruption! 😂 God save the king(and his prostate! 😂)

    • @oooocloudoooo4125
      @oooocloudoooo4125 Před 3 měsíci +31

      You ain’t British.

    • @Diamondmine212
      @Diamondmine212 Před 3 měsíci +20

      They DIDNT have to continue doing it with such gusto though hey.🤔.

    • @htkm1179
      @htkm1179 Před 3 měsíci +30

      @@Diamondmine212 Us or the Nigerians? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ConfusedAnglerfish-ik5bx
      @ConfusedAnglerfish-ik5bx Před 3 měsíci

      Feel free to return...coward 🙄

    • @em8969
      @em8969 Před 3 měsíci

      @@oooocloudoooo4125and your breath smells

  • @ashishsharda8252
    @ashishsharda8252 Před 3 měsíci +372

    Myyy buddar. I'm British Indian. LIved in Nigeria as a child too. We can relate ABI?
    😂😂

  • @Realstories216
    @Realstories216 Před 3 měsíci +77

    Nice one dude. You are a true Nigerian 🇳🇬

  • @RB-jn4lk
    @RB-jn4lk Před 3 měsíci +98

    Yes every hybrid can relate to this!
    We stuck on no man’s land !

    • @user-vs8yj8oy2v
      @user-vs8yj8oy2v Před 3 měsíci

      Hybrid Puerto-rican x german dad's side Aboriginal x english mum's side

    • @neanderthalslayer
      @neanderthalslayer Před 3 měsíci +2

      More like Mutant

    • @valokoli6610
      @valokoli6610 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Its because you refused to pick a side and stick to it.

    • @kwekuadedimeji6515
      @kwekuadedimeji6515 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@valokoli6610neither side would fully accept you unless you experience total rejection from one of the sides. As hybrids we don't really get to choose, we however possess the luxury of straddling multiple worlds simply because we're mixed with something else

    • @cervantesbaptist614
      @cervantesbaptist614 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@kwekuadedimeji6515true words 😊

  • @cue1806
    @cue1806 Před 3 měsíci +227

    Saw you in Birmingham recently. Absolutely brilliant. Shout out from Crawley Town

  • @L.I.2RVA
    @L.I.2RVA Před 2 měsíci +16

    Not sure how this guy popped up on my CZcams feed....but I'm sold. Big fan now bro! Great set and original material 💪🏾😂👏🏾😂🔥🔥

    • @NabilAbdulrashidComedy
      @NabilAbdulrashidComedy  Před 2 měsíci +4

      Aaaaaayyye!!! Watch this space, more to come!! Also search my name on bbc iplayer and there is more stuff 😜

  • @DestinyKenny
    @DestinyKenny Před 3 měsíci +32

    Nice one bro! Banta this our Nigeria
    The only thing is that the leader have no shame!!! Tribalism has finished Nigeria and not our colonial masters

    • @iam-drake
      @iam-drake Před 3 měsíci

      We are still slaves In that country!. You think tinubu won election through rigging without britains support?. Peter obi would have cut them off and either we divide that country or some form of new development comes up meanwhile we need another system of governance asides democracy. That democracy shit puts too much power in the hands of thieves without another system. People or rather electoral reforms gotta be diversified

    • @bunmiolaitan5510
      @bunmiolaitan5510 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Greed has finished this country

    • @cesariglesias297
      @cesariglesias297 Před měsícem

      ​@@bunmiolaitan5510Yes because the Tories fighting for Brexit was not Tribalism or corruption.

    • @Scoopthemoopoop
      @Scoopthemoopoop Před měsícem

      What happen to the giant of Africa?🗿

  • @love26120
    @love26120 Před 5 měsíci +102

    This guy cracks me up every time😂😂😂

  • @kangenathan9703
    @kangenathan9703 Před 3 měsíci +22

    I’m Australian and Fijian, I can relate my bro! 😭

    • @tatuloa
      @tatuloa Před 6 dny

      Do you miss being called a halfcast in the most loving and inclusive way by your own family , in Fiji ??? 😅😂❤

  • @Miamimz
    @Miamimz Před 3 měsíci +30

    South African who's lived in the UK half of my life and I'm can totally relate to this 😂😂

    • @kamogelok5315
      @kamogelok5315 Před 2 měsíci

      Interesting, I'm South African who has lived in SA my whole life. What are the differences you see? How are you treated in SA?

    • @supreme7761
      @supreme7761 Před 2 měsíci

      That's crazy,how do you manage living outside of S.A for half your life?, Personally i still find it difficult to live S.A for a few months.😂

    • @Miamimz
      @Miamimz Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@supreme7761 I manage just fine, I've made a life for myself. I am stable but I also enjoy travelling when I can.

    • @Miamimz
      @Miamimz Před 2 měsíci

      Literally what he said, it's hard to explain it. I grew up this side I feel I don't fit in SA as I left at just 12 but when I'm in the UK I miss SA ​@@kamogelok5315

    • @supreme7761
      @supreme7761 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Miamimz good for you👍

  • @leoromeli7611
    @leoromeli7611 Před měsícem +3

    The tory joke was spot on 😂

  • @TheAnikasis
    @TheAnikasis Před 3 měsíci +70

    Damn tories eviscerated. This guy is cracked!

    • @Rico1Law
      @Rico1Law Před 3 měsíci

      What's his name

    • @rachette123
      @rachette123 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Wow...we are screwed if people think this is true and actually humorous.....😢

    • @TheAnikasis
      @TheAnikasis Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@rachette123 I don't know what you mean by true but yes I did find it quite humorous. You know with everything messed up going on around the world right now, comedy that doesn't tickle your funny bone, that's what's screwing us all? Come on. You're either delusional or a very big hater, which one is it?

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před měsícem +2

      They were less corrupt in the 80s than they are now, they went from a good party with morals to absolutely no morals and a shit party.
      Don't get me wrong, they were never a party I liked.
      But at least they were honest about their politics back then.

  • @levi-er3jy
    @levi-er3jy Před 3 měsíci +23

    This guys fucking brilliant hahaha love how he put this together ❤

  • @jackeyshemamora8069
    @jackeyshemamora8069 Před 3 měsíci +45

    I am a Sudanese American, and I can relate %100 😂😂😂

  • @Scoopthemoopoop
    @Scoopthemoopoop Před měsícem +2

    Incoming “I’m British & (Insert nationality) & can 100% relate”

  • @SolidDragonUK
    @SolidDragonUK Před 3 měsíci +111

    British South African here. Relate so much lmao

    • @mikestanly9007
      @mikestanly9007 Před 3 měsíci +10

      U mean a Dutch Brit lol smh bout South African

    • @SolidDragonUK
      @SolidDragonUK Před 3 měsíci

      Im Cornish and Iban Dayak. but grew up in johannesburg.@@mikestanly9007

    • @SolidDragonUK
      @SolidDragonUK Před 3 měsíci

      Dont go around telling people who they are. @@mikestanly9007

    • @1ma4ighter
      @1ma4ighter Před 3 měsíci

      Soutie lol

    • @souleymaneben
      @souleymaneben Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@mikestanly9007that’s pretty racist

  • @bobbyvalentino9946
    @bobbyvalentino9946 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I’m black American and I feel your pain!!!😂😅

  • @artlover282
    @artlover282 Před 3 měsíci +13

    I’m British and English and I can relate!

    • @lukebrown2654
      @lukebrown2654 Před měsícem

      Best comment by far 😂😂😂

    • @DisconnectedRoamer
      @DisconnectedRoamer Před měsícem

      I was raised to be an English nationalist but my surname is Murphy 😂

  • @calanon534
    @calanon534 Před měsícem +1

    That LAST BIT.. I'm not even UK'ish, and that had me rolling.

  • @fallenhero4550
    @fallenhero4550 Před 3 měsíci +109

    Many in the comments prove that the Internet really gives people the confidence to say what they'd never say face to face for fear of being punched in the mouth.

    • @jamesbyrnes716
      @jamesbyrnes716 Před 3 měsíci

      You'd punch no one 😂😂 behave

    • @DeliMeatTree
      @DeliMeatTree Před 3 měsíci

      100% you know these racists are just little cowards.

    • @bri_____
      @bri_____ Před 3 měsíci +1

      We don't say it in real life because the anti white police would be at our door in 5 minutes, with a hate crime.
      But on the flip side, u can say whatever you want about us irl.

    • @jackdee7733
      @jackdee7733 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Lol i said hes if big narstie woke up in nigeria. I hope he gets its a joke and its cause he reminds me of narstie 😆

    • @TastyFarts5
      @TastyFarts5 Před 3 měsíci

      A lot of British natives are born of cowards, the brave ones perished. These ones are the internet warriors but in public life they hide behind their niceties as is most appropriate. Hide. It’s up to us to save them from Islamism.

  • @Didmasela
    @Didmasela Před 3 měsíci +6

    Nabil is a comedy gem at another level😅😂

  • @voraxledur
    @voraxledur Před 3 měsíci +47

    In 2024 we need to stop bashing Africa (continent) as if it's synonymous for corruption. There's corruption everywhere, no country is immune. Instead of joking about how poor and behind Africa is, it will be wise to also shed light on its beauty.

    • @Stoic2000
      @Stoic2000 Před 3 měsíci +29

      This joke literally implies there is corruption even in the countries that accuse Nigeria.

    • @kankerkoning
      @kankerkoning Před 3 měsíci

      It's true that corruption exists everywhere but places like Nigeria is literally notorious for being one of the most corrupt nations on earth. While I see what you mean, it doesn't change the fact that corruption is the reason for many of not just Nigeria's shortcomings, but the UKs and several other countries too. There's several good things to every country but we ain't close to where we'd like to be so it's equally important to attempt to shed light at issues and satirical jokes is a good way of raising awareness

    • @michaelthomas4821
      @michaelthomas4821 Před 3 měsíci

      The corruption in Africa is worst than ever. Stop trying to glorify Africa

    • @gideonbaffee5370
      @gideonbaffee5370 Před 3 měsíci +11

      You missed the joke.

    • @debede8296
      @debede8296 Před 3 měsíci +5

      He was talking about Nigeria, not the whole of Africa and for the record, we Nigerians don't get offended easily especially when hearing the truth.

  • @gruntlife0341
    @gruntlife0341 Před měsícem +1

    This guy shows up randomly two days ago in my shorts and slays in every clip. Hes the shit.

  • @SourpatchJax
    @SourpatchJax Před 3 měsíci +4

    I was born in Colombia and moved to the US when i was 13. Im in my 30's now and can relate.

  • @whipasnaper
    @whipasnaper Před 3 měsíci +8

    That was a well put together joke I found it funny. It's a necessity to poke fun at politics. Cheer up

  • @senanur1983
    @senanur1983 Před 13 dny +1

    British Indian here and I can relate 100%. I will be a Tory one day and make millions!

  • @MrBlackace66
    @MrBlackace66 Před 14 dny +1

    I love this man and comedy is on point 😊😊. Get him on tour in America.😊😊

  • @folabomiamoo
    @folabomiamoo Před 3 měsíci +3

    The landing was sick!
    Abeg, when is your next show in Nigeria?

  • @7th.trumpet
    @7th.trumpet Před 3 měsíci +44

    I'm British English and can relate ! Especially when i visit places like Londonstan, Birmingham, Manchester or Sheffield !

    • @Warriorn977
      @Warriorn977 Před 3 měsíci

      Do you also remind yourself of the British empire and colonism? Invasion of other lands to build itself? It's fun being one sided until reality hits...

    • @techtyranny8871
      @techtyranny8871 Před 3 měsíci +11

      🤣🤣💯

    • @rayanalzahrani8756
      @rayanalzahrani8756 Před 3 měsíci

      First the Indians then the Pakistanis what’s next you guys have been bitching about immigrants since the beginning of time itself

    • @rayanalzahrani8756
      @rayanalzahrani8756 Před 3 měsíci

      And the Tory’s have been in power for the last decade and immigration is still increasing how about stoping those boats rather then spending tax money to send immigrants back to where they came from or Maybe should have stayed in the EU

    • @natalieoliver3215
      @natalieoliver3215 Před 3 měsíci +1

      And what's wrong with Sheffield 😅

  • @BrRizzy1
    @BrRizzy1 Před 22 dny +1

    Makes me a Tory 😂😂
    I feel like after the next election no one will even remember who those clowns were 😅

  • @stevencarr4002
    @stevencarr4002 Před měsícem +2

    A tip for travellers - ignore the racists. - it is totally safe to walk around Lagos by night.

  • @ogsteezus5583
    @ogsteezus5583 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Last punchline was top tier mate 😂

  • @user-iq4sc2uq3e
    @user-iq4sc2uq3e Před 3 měsíci +31

    Happy to be a Nigerian 🇳🇬❤️

  • @SpiritYouAll
    @SpiritYouAll Před 16 hodinami +1

    I am a Sicilian British and have lived in Africa for 4 years before jamaica and now south America.
    This guy is funnyyy😂😂🎉🎉

  • @samuelsalami6320
    @samuelsalami6320 Před měsícem +27

    God bless Nigerians, amazing people, most hardworking and inspiring people l ve ever meet

  • @dragondude6984
    @dragondude6984 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Dude smoked the Tories in that. Absolutely gold

  • @Isaidwhatisaiddear
    @Isaidwhatisaiddear Před 3 měsíci +14

    As a British person with Ugandan parents, I completely relate to this. No one wants to claim us 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @chigoville2660
      @chigoville2660 Před 3 měsíci +1

      We are on the same page here

    • @blewdraaz1057
      @blewdraaz1057 Před 3 měsíci

      Don't need claiming like baggage thank you!😊

    • @ifeifesi
      @ifeifesi Před 3 měsíci +1

      British Nigerian here and I feel the same - not accepted by either countries but I actually like that because I realise I don't need to feel loyal to either of them 🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @kiplangatnathan9327
      @kiplangatnathan9327 Před 2 měsíci

      To us in Uganda, you're a Brit. 😂😂! We just accept that your ancestry is here.

    • @Scoopthemoopoop
      @Scoopthemoopoop Před měsícem

      These comments proof why Africans can’t succeed

  • @DaveXYZ369
    @DaveXYZ369 Před 10 dny +1

    Blood Nigeria.
    Culture British.
    Chain Africa.
    T-Shirt Germany.
    Bro is a true world Citizen.

  • @Blessedspeeds
    @Blessedspeeds Před měsícem +1

    The Tory joke was classs

  • @bozenadoliwa-dobrucka1302
    @bozenadoliwa-dobrucka1302 Před 3 měsíci +51

    Not only Torie, any politician is the same.

    • @al1016
      @al1016 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Nah tories, that's why everyone laughed.

    • @Azzury.
      @Azzury. Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@al1016The reason why they laughed is because it fits their worldview.

    • @ambivvvvvvvvvalence
      @ambivvvvvvvvvalence Před 3 měsíci

      @@Azzury.no, the tories are standing in the way of progress. They are the *conservatives* who want to stand in the way of progress and *conserve* the way things are. This is no secret.
      The conservatives interests are directly opposing the interests of the people.
      Comedy is for the people. Thats why the joke is the way it is.

    • @joecaple4552
      @joecaple4552 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Bet you voted Tory

    • @JT-km6th
      @JT-km6th Před 3 měsíci

      They'll never get it because they always pick sides

  • @ShamanVRGaming-2024
    @ShamanVRGaming-2024 Před měsícem +11

    His Nigerian British accent is amazing! Can clearly hear both in his speech

  • @mktosaft4255
    @mktosaft4255 Před měsícem +1

    As neither British nor Nigerian, I can relate.

  • @Ninja8944
    @Ninja8944 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I’m Moroccan and I live in Italy sure I relate at the same point 😂 that’s crazy

  • @joel1974
    @joel1974 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Yooooooo that ending 👌👌👌👌

  • @maybenot6075
    @maybenot6075 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Fek big narsties weightloss programme looks like it's working a treat, it's even made him funny 💪

  • @carlosaguilera3512
    @carlosaguilera3512 Před měsícem +1

    Im Colombian & Cyprian and I can 100% relate 😂

  • @jamesy1
    @jamesy1 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That was good mate never expected that haha amazing work

  • @lisacanavan5665
    @lisacanavan5665 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This chap is gas 😂 seems a real fun person, I’d love to see him here in Dublin ❤️🇮🇪❤️

    • @NabilAbdulrashidComedy
      @NabilAbdulrashidComedy  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Coming soon!!

    • @lisacanavan5665
      @lisacanavan5665 Před 3 měsíci

      @@NabilAbdulrashidComedy aww brill 😊 I just found u on YT and can’t wait to check out ur live show! Fair play, ur great at wat u do mate 😂❤️🇮🇪❤️

  • @AbdJiA
    @AbdJiA Před 3 měsíci +2

    Nice one bro 👍🏻 🇳🇬😅 but na everywhere dem dey bribe judges & police o

  • @RyanMK666
    @RyanMK666 Před měsícem +1

    It’s official I need to see one of your shows you’re a class act 🤣

  • @Sadq23x
    @Sadq23x Před 3 měsíci +3

    You don see us finish 😂

  • @moohaameed
    @moohaameed Před 3 měsíci +21

    This is the first time ever watching your stand up and my friend you were above brilliant. I can relate as well since I'm Somali man who lives in Sweden. You just earned a new subscriber and if I could press that button more times I would have done so. Good luck to you in your life and with your craft and may you reach heights that are higher than what we could ever imagine.

    • @muhammedahmed3291
      @muhammedahmed3291 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Is there a large somali community in Sweden?

    • @lisacanavan5665
      @lisacanavan5665 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I love this comment @moohaameed ❤️🇮🇪❤️

    • @sorryboss8550
      @sorryboss8550 Před 3 měsíci

      Sthy reer sweden lugo baasto igu salaam🫡

    • @moohaameed
      @moohaameed Před 3 měsíci

      @@muhammedahmed3291 Yes my dear friend. We have a huge presence in the 10 Biggest cities in Sweden.

    • @moohaameed
      @moohaameed Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@lisacanavan5665 Thank you very much! Credit is where credit is due. I love giving out huge praise and not only criticism as most people unfortunately only love to give out but their criticism are a disguise of their hatred. Anyway peace out to you and may you also reach exactly where you want to reach in life and may you receive everything that you wish for in life. ❤️⭐💯

  • @josefzemed6447
    @josefzemed6447 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Same here from 🇪🇷 and🇸🇪…This was crazy funk! Good stuff😂😂😂

  • @hoofhearted9138
    @hoofhearted9138 Před 15 dny

    " He said excuse me " 😂😂😂

  • @brandonzaba6808
    @brandonzaba6808 Před 3 měsíci +19

    I need to listen to more British comics this guy is good

  • @keithframe3489
    @keithframe3489 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Bro is killing it

    • @oooocloudoooo4125
      @oooocloudoooo4125 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Diabetes will have the last laugh

    • @Aw_Tizzy
      @Aw_Tizzy Před měsícem

      @@oooocloudoooo4125that was not necessary

    • @oooocloudoooo4125
      @oooocloudoooo4125 Před měsícem

      @@Aw_Tizzy it’s always necessary to mock idiots.

    • @oooocloudoooo4125
      @oooocloudoooo4125 Před měsícem

      @@Aw_Tizzy it’s always necessary to mock evil.

    • @Aw_Tizzy
      @Aw_Tizzy Před měsícem

      @@oooocloudoooo4125 did he kill something?

  • @thor498
    @thor498 Před měsícem

    That last bit judt mdkes me a tory 😂😂😂

  • @hannabelemmanuel52
    @hannabelemmanuel52 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So is only bad things you can say about your country Nigeria. What a pity 🤦‍♀️ You're the people wrongly representing Nigeria in the world 🙄

  • @ApocratesDexter
    @ApocratesDexter Před měsícem +4

    So basicly he won and plays victim card everywhere... what a hero

  • @habebeyo6430
    @habebeyo6430 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I’m Iraqi and British - totally can relate ✌🏻

  • @ousmandeomande755
    @ousmandeomande755 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I agreed with you brother 1 million times

  • @smolpener7430
    @smolpener7430 Před měsícem +2

    Never got the point in complaining about discrimination on a massive stage in front of thousands of people, who all paid to listen to you.

  • @maxhowlett9661
    @maxhowlett9661 Před 3 měsíci +11

    These comments are terrible. This was great, looking forward to seeing more!

  • @Ewuare82
    @Ewuare82 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Subscribed!!!! Bro killed me 😂😂

  • @kimberlywilson7929
    @kimberlywilson7929 Před 10 dny +1

    I really thought he was going to say he missed Nigerian food

  • @ianholland8092
    @ianholland8092 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Not British,even if you are born here, you are a British citizen you just have the paper work ,

    • @yasc9621
      @yasc9621 Před 3 měsíci

      A££hole!

    • @shueibdahir
      @shueibdahir Před 3 měsíci +7

      So are you a celt, saxon, briton, dane, roman, norman or a viking? Can you tell me exatcly what you are?

    • @kamruzbari0103
      @kamruzbari0103 Před 3 měsíci +7

      By that definition Roald dahl was not British, Welsh or English as he was son of a immigrants from Norway born in Wales and grew up in England.
      What about millions of white Europeans who only arrived from other European countries during the two world wars. Particularly protestant French who escaped Catholic persecutions in the 17th and 18th centuries.
      As long as you're white European then you are British and English but if you are Asian or African you are not even in Yorkshire there are Yemenis that are 5th 6th generation English.
      One of them being Prince naseem Hamed.
      If you were to Do a DNA test you might find you are not native to this land.
      Only the celts ie. Welsh and Scots are indigenous to the UK.
      STOP BEING RACIST.
      IF PEOPLE DON'T FEEL ACCEPTED YOU SURELY WOULD NOT LIKE IT IF THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE UK

    • @kamruzbari0103
      @kamruzbari0103 Před 3 měsíci

      So Roald dahl is pride of Norwegians not England by your argument

    • @anfieldreds_1892
      @anfieldreds_1892 Před 3 měsíci +6

      your former PM Boris Johnson great grandpa was Turkish. What does that make Boris?

  • @utrapzab
    @utrapzab Před 3 měsíci +5

    I’m British and Nigerian, that’s cool
    I saw a girafephant at the zoo the other day

  • @TheShugaPlum
    @TheShugaPlum Před 3 měsíci +2

    I'm British and American. He did not lie.

  • @camilotsu7925
    @camilotsu7925 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I’m so glad nail you make people understand where all the corruption we have in Nigeria comes from and you are sincerely bridging the gap in a fun way. Kudos lol 😂

  • @metalvideos1961
    @metalvideos1961 Před 3 měsíci +4

    He is out of breath by just talking. Should be a wake-up call.

    • @NabilAbdulrashidComedy
      @NabilAbdulrashidComedy  Před 3 měsíci +7

      I’d actually just finished dancing and I had the flu 🥺

    • @lawrencethomas701
      @lawrencethomas701 Před 3 měsíci

      Think you missed the comedy element of this video ????
      I'm guessing you wanted to be a twat but couldn't bring yourself to mention race so pointed something out that nobody else noticed or cared about.
      Well done you Dr cock womble

    • @cheksobih2177
      @cheksobih2177 Před 3 měsíci +1

      U owe nobody any explanation my Bro.
      Blessings. ❤

    • @tundebakare6887
      @tundebakare6887 Před 2 měsíci

      ❤❤

    • @metalvideos1961
      @metalvideos1961 Před 2 měsíci

      @@NabilAbdulrashidComedy doesnt matter you are still too fat. you shouldnt be out of breath after you danced and have the flu. thats not how it should work. you are over weight dont blame it on other things. making excuses thats all you do.

  • @robinelliott-ni2eh
    @robinelliott-ni2eh Před 3 měsíci +9

    The only meaning to being British today is that you have a British passport.

    • @mattmathematics3591
      @mattmathematics3591 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Ok so?

    • @punkndisorderly2381
      @punkndisorderly2381 Před 3 měsíci +2

      that's half the world then

    • @justonetime6179
      @justonetime6179 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Birthplace, accent, culture, slang, music, food etc.
      It’s more than just having a passport.

    • @robinelliott-ni2eh
      @robinelliott-ni2eh Před 3 měsíci

      @@justonetime6179 no, people get passports without those things.

    • @shueibdahir
      @shueibdahir Před 3 měsíci

      ⁠@@justonetime6179You have terrible music and terrible food. On top of that you produce nothing. You best days are over.

  • @em6219
    @em6219 Před měsícem +1

    Totally get it, been there... But learnt this is a stupid conversation. I am human, I am a world citizen, what I look like, what my ancestry is irrelevant to minds that are not boxed in by changing borders, countries names, geographical changes. I am only patriotic to the human race, it's who I am and what I bring to the table that matters. Free your mind, you are a human being, you are you, that is what is so wonderful❤

    • @MrGhostTheBigRoast
      @MrGhostTheBigRoast Před měsícem

      you are either
      a. white b. rich c. slow
      not that these are mutually exclusive

  • @swedishenigma828
    @swedishenigma828 Před měsícem +2

    Not British. You are just a Nigerian who lives in Britain.

  • @willmosse3684
    @willmosse3684 Před 3 měsíci +25

    Lot of salty Tories in the comments 😂

    • @willmosse3684
      @willmosse3684 Před 3 měsíci

      @@John-lp5xh who’s the one whining, gammon face? 😂

    • @mattmathematics3591
      @mattmathematics3591 Před 3 měsíci

      Yep😂

    • @punkndisorderly2381
      @punkndisorderly2381 Před 3 měsíci +9

      lol yeah cos the Tories don't let foreigners into Britain do they???

    • @willmosse3684
      @willmosse3684 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@punkndisorderly2381 they certainly like to moan about it bro

    • @punkndisorderly2381
      @punkndisorderly2381 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@willmosse3684 strange that they let them in and allow them to work then.

  • @mrjinks5641
    @mrjinks5641 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Not the race card 🙄 why does he think he’s unwelcome in the UK ?

    • @angrycustomers
      @angrycustomers Před 3 měsíci +6

      Well not everyone sees beyond skin.

    • @mrjinks5641
      @mrjinks5641 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@angrycustomers he clearly doesn’t.

    • @user-jf2lw4me2s
      @user-jf2lw4me2s Před 3 měsíci

      Read the comments section.

    • @mrjinks5641
      @mrjinks5641 Před 3 měsíci

      @@user-jf2lw4me2s
      I have, and my question still remains.

    • @blewdraaz1057
      @blewdraaz1057 Před 3 měsíci +3

      'Race card?' Old fashioned buzzword. So backward

  • @stefanosiclari
    @stefanosiclari Před 18 dny

    I only met one Nigerian in my life, he at a supermarket near my university. I was the only one around who spoke English, so I was the only one there he could have proper conversations with. Very genuine and funny person. You reminded me of him.

  • @urieluniverse9387
    @urieluniverse9387 Před 2 měsíci +1

    As a Nigerian...I approve this message😂😂

  • @cjr2131
    @cjr2131 Před 3 měsíci +12

    The difference between Nigeria and britain at this moment is the fact Nigerians can roam free in Britain yet Christians can't do the same in Nigeria.

    • @troytrey
      @troytrey Před 3 měsíci +7

      Says who? Tf did you get that from?

    • @cjr2131
      @cjr2131 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@troytrey do a little research and you'll find it. Type into Google boxing day 2023 attacks on Christians, of course the media ain't gonna tell you it. It goes against their agenda.

    • @cjr2131
      @cjr2131 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@troytrey search it bro

    • @CalOg17
      @CalOg17 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He's telling the truth, look it up on what happened on boxing day there ​@@troytrey

    • @kamruzbari0103
      @kamruzbari0103 Před 3 měsíci +1

      By that definition Roald dahl was not British, Welsh or English as he was son of a immigrants from Norway born in Wales and grew up in England.
      What about millions of white Europeans who only arrived from other European countries during the two world wars. Particularly protestant French who escaped Catholic persecutions in the 17th and 18th centuries.
      As long as you're white European then you are British and English but if you are Asian or African you are not even in Yorkshire there are Yemenis that are 5th 6th generation English.
      One of them being Prince naseem Hamed.
      If you were to Do a DNA test you might find you are not native to this land.
      Only the celts ie. Welsh and Scots are indigenous to the UK.
      STOP BEING RACIST.
      IF PEOPLE DON'T FEEL ACCEPTED YOU SURELY WOULD NOT LIKE IT IF THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE UK

  • @irenanes7634
    @irenanes7634 Před 5 měsíci +5

    This is great 😂😂😂😚🤗☺️💜🇵🇱💪🏻

  • @silvergold2134
    @silvergold2134 Před 3 měsíci +2

    ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂 sometimes it's true..even its like a joke ..

  • @agyekumjoseph5991
    @agyekumjoseph5991 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Nabiiiiiiiiilllll😂😂😂😂😂😂... Love this guy🥰🇬🇭🇳🇬🇬🇭🇳🇬

  • @shabizjr1972
    @shabizjr1972 Před 3 měsíci +5

    There's jobs in Nigeria?

    • @waltermutandwa
      @waltermutandwa Před 3 měsíci

      czcams.com/users/shortscSS7XXtvC7g?si=jSHGk8rQMtin6brw

  • @dreskee8422
    @dreskee8422 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That explains what I shouldn't expect now.😎

  • @doordonut-.-281
    @doordonut-.-281 Před měsícem

    Love the mashup, amazing ❤❤
    I still think Ivan's alive, I refuse to believe anything else 🥰🥰

  • @schuletrip
    @schuletrip Před 3 měsíci +16

    If you were put in a line and a Chinese man from way out in the sticks was asked if you’re African or British. I’m quite sure he wouldn’t think you’re British.

    • @123tobiiboii123
      @123tobiiboii123 Před 3 měsíci +28

      Why does a Chinese man's opinion on who's British matter?

    • @tommylee7684
      @tommylee7684 Před 3 měsíci

      Nobody cares what a random Chinese man thinks you weirdo 😂

    • @DeliMeatTree
      @DeliMeatTree Před 3 měsíci

      The first people in the UK after the ice age were dark skinned, white people didn't evolve in Britain. Fucking dunce 😂

    • @thanos7753
      @thanos7753 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@123tobiiboii123 Because they would be more factually about reality.

    • @kamruzbari0103
      @kamruzbari0103 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Same thing if they saw a white European they would not know if that person was British or not.

  • @mathewgurney2033
    @mathewgurney2033 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Not British.

  • @SeArCh4DrEaMz
    @SeArCh4DrEaMz Před měsícem +1

    that ending was sooo savage, true ofc, but savage nonetheless :DDDD