ASMR Up-Close Elf Ear Fixing & Measuring | Ear Attention, Whispering

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  • čas přidán 11. 12. 2019
  • Happy Holidays from your favorite, chipper elf!!!! The nepotism from the higher ups finally collapsed and there is an OPENING in the coveted Ear Surgeon department!!!!! Could this be Missy's big chance??? Thank God you're here!
    Enjoy measuring, whispering, marking, writing, scratching, and other triggers :D
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Komentáře • 3,6K

  • @emmakenyon1967
    @emmakenyon1967 Před 4 lety +3002

    Oh hey it’s Mistlet- oh he got fired?
    *i’m listening*

  • @utalkin2bdm
    @utalkin2bdm Před 4 lety +3991

    “We did it! Well, I did it, but you were here, so...”
    Literally me on every group project

  • @drsquiddo2249
    @drsquiddo2249 Před 4 lety +2416

    everyone is calling her elf gibi. respect the drip, her name is mistletoe

    • @nawazali2374
      @nawazali2374 Před 4 lety +5

      6

    • @tenshiuchiha1588
      @tenshiuchiha1588 Před 4 lety +46

      Respect the drip KAREN

    • @drsquiddo2249
      @drsquiddo2249 Před 4 lety +24

      @Nora Oksanen only her friends can call her mistletoe, and I didn't watch the video where she allows us to u til after I posted this, soz bb

    • @drsquiddo2249
      @drsquiddo2249 Před 4 lety +16

      @@h3xt0r46 fuck, I mistyped

    • @kendoyle2880
      @kendoyle2880 Před 4 lety +12

      Respect the drip Prancer

  • @morganehecht
    @morganehecht Před 4 lety +2771

    me: here for the tingles
    Missy: the president's nephew got fIRED
    me: FORGET THE TINGLES I'M HERE FOR THE DRAMA

  • @gracetheungraceful5146
    @gracetheungraceful5146 Před 4 lety +3381

    Elf Gibi: appears, immediately spills political tea

  • @maqnetizm402
    @maqnetizm402 Před 4 lety +3157

    Mistletoe year ago: We're not friends!
    Mistletoe now: Thank God you got my message!
    This is called character development ✨

    • @Everyyoueverymiau
      @Everyyoueverymiau Před 4 lety +21

      maqnetizm But this isn’t Mistletoe. They were sacked.
      Edit: I stand corrected.

    • @raccgoon8022
      @raccgoon8022 Před 4 lety +14

      This is some vegita stuff right here

    • @TheMineyist
      @TheMineyist Před 4 lety +102

      @@Everyyoueverymiau im not trying to start an argument about ASMR lore but it does say in the description that this is Mistletoe

    • @technomancermagus8357
      @technomancermagus8357 Před 4 lety +39

      Are you her friend, or are you useful to her to help her get the new job?

    • @pomonoli
      @pomonoli Před 4 lety +50

      @@TheMineyist "ASMR lore", that's just awesome

  • @jacobshuster8145
    @jacobshuster8145 Před 4 lety +747

    “I can fix everything”
    Me: it’s time we talked about my relationship

    • @bye1551
      @bye1551 Před 4 lety +44

      "I can work miracles, but I can't work *miracles* "

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 Před 4 lety +15

      Shit man not even Crazy Diamond can fix that one bro.

    • @cerysricketts5721
      @cerysricketts5721 Před 4 lety +4

      @Braie Holbein just when I saw this comment she just said under cover- ItS fAtE-

    • @zno9155
      @zno9155 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bye1551 this is the best comment i’ve ever read

    • @desvexel840
      @desvexel840 Před 3 lety +3

      More like 2020 in general lol

  • @k.c.maiale7504
    @k.c.maiale7504 Před 4 lety +806

    Mistletoe: My mother sent me these. She said I would look....cute...in them.
    Me: I feel you, Mistletoe. I feel you.

    • @catoneill3273
      @catoneill3273 Před 4 lety +6

      K.C. Maiale to be honest your comment needs more attention

    • @soda_pop9446
      @soda_pop9446 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao same

    • @marla49
      @marla49 Před 4 lety +2

      The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago what are you confused on?

    • @marla49
      @marla49 Před 4 lety +2

      The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago yeah i also don’t really know,she says it’s like a bad thing so maybe she doesn’t like the clothes she picks?i haven’t seen the whole mistletoe video yet so that’s my guess

    • @sunsetcaticorn3719
      @sunsetcaticorn3719 Před 3 lety +2

      @The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago She's saying that she doesn't like the stuff her mom picks.

  • @RowanHeartwood
    @RowanHeartwood Před 4 lety +1973

    Plot twist - The one receiving these treatments is Daisy.

  • @shalizko1658
    @shalizko1658 Před 4 lety +3854

    I've come to the conclusion that Gibi looks good in any hair color

  • @crashboredom2
    @crashboredom2 Před 4 lety +912

    What is Santa doing to these elves to make them so pissed off all the time?
    Y'all need to unionize, ASAP

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 Před 4 lety +14

      I just think of the Family Guy special. Still my favourite representation of Santa/christmas yet. Accurate and hilarious.

    • @flamingblossom1018
      @flamingblossom1018 Před 4 lety +6

      Lmao yes.👌👌👌

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 4 lety +13

      Rise up and overthrow him.

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 Před 3 lety +12

      If you see the next video for this then you know that these aren’t all Santa elves

    • @atlasatlastt
      @atlasatlastt Před 3 lety +8

      RISE UP, WHEN YOUR LIVING ON YOUR KNEES, YOU RISE UP

  • @Angelica-tj9lc
    @Angelica-tj9lc Před 4 lety +375

    the pure violence in mistletoe’s eyes when she talks about her mother calling her cute is honestly kinda scary ngl

  • @georgiakokavec8621
    @georgiakokavec8621 Před 4 lety +2314

    i love how gibi's head just pops out of the blue

  • @about_to_leave_earth
    @about_to_leave_earth Před 4 lety +1440

    - Have you fallen in love with any humans yet?
    - I...
    - Pathetic
    - Yes.. 🙃

  • @gracegibby7715
    @gracegibby7715 Před 3 lety +151

    I'm hyped for winter to come around again so we can get an update on the North Pole drama and if she got the promotion

  • @kstandsforpotassium9197
    @kstandsforpotassium9197 Před 4 lety +952

    “have you fallen in love with any humans yet?”
    “see there’s this blue-haired girl-“
    edit: this is an old ass comment but if you thought of anything else than daisy...... r u really a gibi fan (miku people on thin ice)

    • @Cdobs08
      @Cdobs08 Před 4 lety +19

      And S stands for Shouto

    • @jules2446
      @jules2446 Před 4 lety +7

      Weeb_Gamer_Life and u stands for kacchan

    • @xandertomic4536
      @xandertomic4536 Před 4 lety +5

      UwU

    • @nyanx_6815
      @nyanx_6815 Před 3 lety +23

      Does her name start with a “ D“ 🤣

    • @elianashogreen
      @elianashogreen Před 3 lety +24

      First person I thought of was Marinette Dupain-Cheng

  • @ThatGuy-lj4ws
    @ThatGuy-lj4ws Před 4 lety +897

    "Have you noticed any odd staring or whispering about your ears?"
    "Perhaps just general appearance than you ears in particular"
    Thats the most hurtful subtle roast

    • @Natasmodis
      @Natasmodis Před 4 lety +24

      "not any more than usual." *sigh*

    • @A_star_ixx
      @A_star_ixx Před 4 lety +15

      “Understandable”
      Me: 👁👄👁💧

    • @sleepygrace2583
      @sleepygrace2583 Před 3 lety +2

      When she asked me this i was like: "ummm im 5'0, people look at me weird a lot."

    • @masonscruggs1209
      @masonscruggs1209 Před 2 lety

      U play Rust?

  • @jisatsurai
    @jisatsurai Před 4 lety +5686

    expectation of all elves: cheery, spirited, christmas helpers.
    reality: pissed off ear nerd with a small knife and a burning desire for a promotion.

  • @hdmiports
    @hdmiports Před 4 lety +2676

    i’m more interested in the goings on of these elf politics than i should be.

  • @cometh4124
    @cometh4124 Před 4 lety +237

    "Ear fixing and measuring"
    Ah yes, classic triggers.

  • @fools6517
    @fools6517 Před 4 lety +635

    “ you were my worst case “
    well nice to see you too *sobs*

  • @lolyanan9408
    @lolyanan9408 Před 4 lety +1359

    Gibi - “Have you fallen in love with any humans yet”
    Me - “yeah too many”
    Gibi - “pathetic”
    Me - “yeah... I know”

  • @imsad3630
    @imsad3630 Před 4 lety +1028

    What I expected:
    Oh it’s going to be this cute innocent ditsy little elf, she’s gonna be innocent and soft.
    What I got:
    “He was an I D I O T.”

  • @ostracostio64
    @ostracostio64 Před 4 lety +241

    "This won't hurt a bit I, promise" is what every doctor says before giving you the most painful shot of your life.

  • @angelicatexoxo
    @angelicatexoxo Před 4 lety +6389

    Red hair, freckles, a hand-me-down sweater, you must be a *WEASLEY*

  • @remorsee2526
    @remorsee2526 Před 4 lety +1385

    Why is no one talking about how she literally just drank straight maple syrup?

    • @LunarMoonRabbit
      @LunarMoonRabbit Před 4 lety +229

      I'm Canadian I see no issue

    • @reeven1721
      @reeven1721 Před 4 lety +83

      Part of a healthy diet. Rich in iron!

    • @AcornFox
      @AcornFox Před 4 lety +68

      Grew up in maple county. This is fine.

    • @DudeinaCanoe
      @DudeinaCanoe Před 4 lety +71

      Oh dang I thought it was whiskey or rum at first but nope it actually is maple syrup

    • @camavril6607
      @camavril6607 Před 4 lety +18

      xRiZe GHOST seems like something i’d do if i’m being completely honest with everyone on here 😂😂

  • @EeveeDropk-k-s-k
    @EeveeDropk-k-s-k Před 4 lety +580

    Mistletoe Gibi:" Did you hear the news?"
    Me:" What did one of the elfs become a dentist?"

    • @camavril6607
      @camavril6607 Před 4 lety +10

      Eevee Drop the deppresed bean
      next roleplay idea? like missy’s sister is a dentist? 😶😶

    • @EeveeDropk-k-s-k
      @EeveeDropk-k-s-k Před 4 lety +3

      @@camavril6607 yeah that seems interesting

    • @jade7235
      @jade7235 Před 4 lety

      Best comment 😂😂

    • @nikofluff7122
      @nikofluff7122 Před 4 lety +4

      Omg hermey my son!

    • @nikofluff7122
      @nikofluff7122 Před 4 lety +5

      @@camavril6607 omg did you ever watch Rudolph just asking because you didn't catch the drift

  • @Ch0colatefish
    @Ch0colatefish Před 4 lety +86

    Gibi: Have you noticed people staring at you because of your apperance?
    Me: yeah, i'm kinda ugly.
    Gibi: *understandeble*

  • @Rapscxlln
    @Rapscxlln Před 4 lety +602

    It’s not officially Christmas until Gibi puts on the elf ears

    • @CadoAstrum
      @CadoAstrum Před 4 lety +1

      Rapscallion I was JUST thinking this!

    • @ellescudder3291
      @ellescudder3291 Před 4 lety

      @Izuku Midorya 2:16 AM Christmas eve is today

  • @johnsmith-tm5dm
    @johnsmith-tm5dm Před 4 lety +164

    Ah yes, the best kind of surgeon:
    A semi drunk, salty, elf one.

  • @UnmeiNoFukushu
    @UnmeiNoFukushu Před 4 lety +112

    Less then ten seconds in and I'm laughing at Gibi's deadpan looney toon entrance.

  • @megshay7844
    @megshay7844 Před 4 lety +3499

    “Santa is having trouble with all the little boys and girls who don’t want physical objects...”
    Me: Love? Happiness? I understand how that could be tri...
    “Fortnite skins and such”

    • @emrys6559
      @emrys6559 Před 4 lety +144

      Tbh that's what I was thinking too, I forgot santa is old

    • @ineedmoresleep3728
      @ineedmoresleep3728 Před 4 lety +241

      I mean fortnite skins are much easier to give than the love of an absent parent

    • @elegantblobfish2976
      @elegantblobfish2976 Před 4 lety +30

      I said the same thing with out seeing your comment sooo sorry!😭

    • @brooklynquescis2094
      @brooklynquescis2094 Před 4 lety +52

      Santa’s a boomer confirmed

    • @Itzuboiiiethan
      @Itzuboiiiethan Před 4 lety +20

      Just ask for a steam xbox play station gift card

  • @seraph7026
    @seraph7026 Před 4 lety +743

    How Missy describes rain:
    'The sky feels my pain"
    I feel like we would get along nicely.

  • @tylerfox441
    @tylerfox441 Před 4 lety +97

    You know she said she needed 200 years of experience to get to head surgeon in her last video. This one she said 189 years! She kept true to the lore lol 👏👏

  • @shelly-shy
    @shelly-shy Před 4 lety +42

    I swear the Elf series is the most tingly for me, when you come closer it's an absolute explosion!

  • @Voidling_System
    @Voidling_System Před 4 lety +864

    "We'e going to make the tiniest, most precise cuts"
    *Totally not a Mad Scientist Smile*

    • @Greponator
      @Greponator Před 4 lety +22

      Her instruments are highly t e c h n i c a l

    • @harrymack3565
      @harrymack3565 Před 4 lety +10

      @@Greponator Ah, a fellow doctor T fan...

    • @katelyn.darling4416
      @katelyn.darling4416 Před 4 lety +4

      When does she say that

    • @Voidling_System
      @Voidling_System Před 4 lety +3

      @@katelyn.darling4416 Right around when she pulls out that -murder weapon- surgical knife.

    • @Greponator
      @Greponator Před 4 lety +2

      @@katelyn.darling4416 she doesn´t, unfortunately. It was more of a contextual reference

  • @AleAngel038
    @AleAngel038 Před 4 lety +535

    Mistletoe just taking a swig of straight maple syrup is EVERYTHING

    • @chascaking9491
      @chascaking9491 Před 4 lety +10

      that vermont vibe

    • @LunarMoonRabbit
      @LunarMoonRabbit Před 4 lety +15

      She must be a fellow Canadian we do it daily

    • @reeven1721
      @reeven1721 Před 4 lety +7

      Saccharine, sucralose, aspartame and the like give me nausea or migraine and a straight swig of maple syrup is the only way to prevent it.

    • @DevoidedTV
      @DevoidedTV Před 4 lety +4

      Pathetic

    • @owlsnstuff9088
      @owlsnstuff9088 Před 4 lety +2

      At first i thought it was rum xD

  • @caseymcnaughton9982
    @caseymcnaughton9982 Před 4 lety +81

    Shes like one of the only asmartists who you dont need headphones to actually enjoy/get tingles♡

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 Před 4 lety +3

      I actually have trouble finding good Binaural ASMR (the kind that works 1 million times better with earbuds.) Sort of funny how other people have the inverse problem.

    • @kirstenlee8022
      @kirstenlee8022 Před 4 lety +3

      Banana🍌

  • @thatonespnfan6640
    @thatonespnfan6640 Před 4 lety +307

    Her: I was going to meet the other elves in my group at the bar if your interested?
    Me: ok sure
    Her: Alright then let’s do it
    Me: I can’t tell if she just asked me on a date or threatened me into a drinking challenge.

  • @BanilyaGorilya
    @BanilyaGorilya Před 4 lety +719

    I’m sorry I wasn’t at Elf Practice. I was pulling teeth.

    • @Queenkitty29
      @Queenkitty29 Před 4 lety +26

      You make toys, your a toy elf~

    • @Teaniinja
      @Teaniinja Před 4 lety +31

      But I want to be a dentist 😔

    • @thelegionofpotatoes8385
      @thelegionofpotatoes8385 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Teaniinja *swallows teath* No

    • @Teaniinja
      @Teaniinja Před 4 lety +1

      @@thelegionofpotatoes8385 Dratz!

    • @hunter4194
      @hunter4194 Před 4 lety +13

      If anyone is uncultured it is a Rudolph reference about an elf who didn't want to make toys or sing he just wanted to be a dentist

  • @OllysPetShop
    @OllysPetShop Před 4 lety +450

    The whole vibe at the beginning of the video got me hooked immediately

    • @0equals1ao
      @0equals1ao Před 4 lety

      You like that intense, mean girls vibe I see.

    • @olive8517
      @olive8517 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thomasmussmann8321 honestly why does the dislike button exist I really want to know. 乁( •_• )ㄏ

    • @olive8517
      @olive8517 Před 4 lety

      @@thomasmussmann8321 oh ok thanks.(・∀・)

  • @williamking382
    @williamking382 Před 3 lety +95

    I was born with a deformation in my ears. They are folded at the top and form a point. My dad was born without an ear drum in his right ear. So I am slightly deaf in my right ear. So these videos are great for me cause I always wanted my ears fixed

    • @zeldrisdevon7239
      @zeldrisdevon7239 Před 2 lety +5

      I would love pointed ears, I wouldnt care what anyone else says!

    • @BeetleCrusher420
      @BeetleCrusher420 Před 2 lety +5

      So you look like an elf? :O *COOL*

    • @nekopoptart
      @nekopoptart Před 2 lety +3

      @@zeldrisdevon7239 Im deaf in my Left ear ( no inner ear drum ) and hard of hearing from the right. 🤗 Hi !!

    • @VoidRep
      @VoidRep Před 2 lety

      @@nekopoptart aw that was really sweet :3

    • @Lukas-or3jv
      @Lukas-or3jv Před rokem

      Brother I would love pointy ears so I could be a massive d*** to my nephew and say "sorry, the workshop got shut down for horrible work conditions"

  • @gayfish9238
    @gayfish9238 Před 3 lety +519

    Did Mistletoe get the job tho-

    • @owlchow9506
      @owlchow9506 Před 3 lety +32

      SHE BETTER HAVE 😤

    • @eddie_3xists
      @eddie_3xists Před 3 lety +11

      Yes the sassy elf did get the job

    • @arend681
      @arend681 Před 3 lety +14

      @@eddie_3xists Doesn't it depend on how the Christmass Party goes?

    • @eddie_3xists
      @eddie_3xists Před 3 lety +8

      @@arend681 well it doesn’t matter now, sassy queen has the job

    • @enchantedasmr7788
      @enchantedasmr7788 Před 3 lety +4

      @@eddie_3xists she had to do another test then she would

  • @allmxn
    @allmxn Před 4 lety +1044

    Elf ears on GIBI means only one thing!
    IT’S CHRISTMAS 🎄 🤗😱☃️❄️

    • @jabroni6272
      @jabroni6272 Před 4 lety +5

      Allman or she is doing some short of mythical creature role play

    • @chandlerthompson2001
      @chandlerthompson2001 Před 4 lety +1

      Gibi is so cute as mistletoe

    • @J0ulez5
      @J0ulez5 Před 4 lety

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @sungyoungasmr
      @sungyoungasmr Před 4 lety +2

      wow🥰

    • @sucxxs
      @sucxxs Před 4 lety +2

      Or zelda is in town

  • @TimSformyhooligans
    @TimSformyhooligans Před 4 lety +1815

    sounds like she’s got a chocolate chip on her shoulder

    • @hunter4194
      @hunter4194 Před 4 lety +40

      Bruh what

    • @Xaphii
      @Xaphii Před 4 lety +4

      100th like!

    • @Unknown17999
      @Unknown17999 Před 4 lety +23

      How tf would you know what that sounds like 💀💀

    • @captain.carcrash7207
      @captain.carcrash7207 Před 4 lety +26

      I dont get it but i wanna get it but i dont wanna get woooshed because AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Ali-ey9sz
      @Ali-ey9sz Před 4 lety +6

      brilliant :)

  • @emmatheenigma6939
    @emmatheenigma6939 Před 4 lety +1036

    Gibi: "all these kids requesting things that aren't actually physical objects."
    Me: "Like what? Love? Acceptance? Knowledge? Popularity? Power?
    Gibi: "Fortnite skins"
    Me: "Oh."

  • @MrCat-oi6hm
    @MrCat-oi6hm Před 4 lety +140

    First five seconds and she’s already acting like Bernard the elf

    • @sam_anonymous
      @sam_anonymous Před 4 lety +7

      I’m not the only one who thought that?! And it’s HEAD elf. Can’t forget that.

    • @fentresslynx7647
      @fentresslynx7647 Před 4 lety

      69th like. Mmmmm. Monkey.

    • @sarah_noodle
      @sarah_noodle Před 3 lety +1

      This one is for us oldies. I love it. ❤️

  • @patchwork2239
    @patchwork2239 Před 4 lety +400

    If Mistletoe doesn’t get the job, I’ll riot.

    • @robertpalmer8080
      @robertpalmer8080 Před 4 lety +20

      We'll riot*

    • @nzozxsr
      @nzozxsr Před 4 lety +17

      @@robertpalmer8080 *communism intensifies*

    • @red7325
      @red7325 Před 4 lety +2

      We will all riot if mistletoe doesn’t get the job and if people dislike the vids

  • @junebugs208
    @junebugs208 Před 4 lety +202

    missy: you look SO worried
    me, laying on my bed at 2 am: 👁👄👁

  • @diego.a6224
    @diego.a6224 Před 4 lety +97

    Who else is watching without earphones but still enjoying it

    • @misfitsocclu9964
      @misfitsocclu9964 Před 4 lety +1

      I tried that twice and I was not enjoying it but now I am because I have headphones

    • @daltonhornbuckle
      @daltonhornbuckle Před 4 lety +1

      Me

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 Před 4 lety +2

      @Whited Out Get some $3 earbuds, anything will do for something this high quality as a base.

    • @Cdobs08
      @Cdobs08 Před 4 lety +1

      I don't listen with earphones because then my ears don't hurt but it's also better this way

  • @katyalumi
    @katyalumi Před 4 lety +232

    mistletoe: **casually rises from hell**
    me: **falls off my bed**

    • @angel.rose.clvudii9817
      @angel.rose.clvudii9817 Před 3 lety +2

      💀 I was laying down the first time and i was half asleep swear to god I lost my soul for a few seconds

  • @asmrdiscovery2028
    @asmrdiscovery2028 Před 4 lety +869

    What kind of music do elves like?
    “Wrap” music.
    I’m here all night!

    • @cadenwaldrop
      @cadenwaldrop Před 4 lety +53

      ASMR Discovery who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
      “Elf”is Presley

    • @damnson9690
      @damnson9690 Před 4 lety +53

      Why does Santa have such a big sack?
      Because he only cums once a year!

    • @connorkackley9356
      @connorkackley9356 Před 4 lety +4

      God dammit

    • @tatehering9836
      @tatehering9836 Před 4 lety +10

      @@damnson9690 @top comment god

    • @Oliver-zn5my
      @Oliver-zn5my Před 4 lety

      *clapping intensifies

  • @Cole_mei
    @Cole_mei Před 4 lety +417

    Basically I was so ugly, that now my surgeon/friend might get the job of her dreams because she made me less ugly?
    **see dad I do have a talent**

  • @PissWarlock
    @PissWarlock Před 4 lety +49

    “Oh, thank GOODNESS you’re here!”
    . . .How, how long were you squatting down there?

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios Před 3 lety +3

      More importantly, did you start squatting as soon as I entered the room or have you just been chilling down there since the last vid? If you’ve just been casually squatting since the last video, then you might want to consider going to the doctor. I’m no physiologist, but I’m PRETTY SURE legs aren’t built to be held in that position for that long.

  • @andrewbelladonna1292
    @andrewbelladonna1292 Před 4 lety +474

    Her: “you want any?”
    Me: *grabby hands at elf booze*
    Her: “okay” *drinks it*
    Me: D:

    • @iphone2965
      @iphone2965 Před 4 lety +6

      Did u have a stroke?

    • @LiterallyFishy
      @LiterallyFishy Před 4 lety +8

      @@iphone2965 I am having a hard time considering do I put it
      r/ihadastroke or
      r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @iphone2965
      @iphone2965 Před 4 lety +2

      @@LiterallyFishy I put it on r/ihadastroke my name on Reddit is altmanacc

    • @LiterallyFishy
      @LiterallyFishy Před 4 lety +3

      @@iphone2965 well good luck and I hope you get lots a karma I guess

    • @camavril6607
      @camavril6607 Před 4 lety +7

      Andrew Berman it was sYrUp

  • @Ep-up6ss
    @Ep-up6ss Před 4 lety +520

    Mistletoe: "Fallen in love with any humans yet?"
    Me:No
    Mistletoe: "pathetic"
    Me: WELL FIRST OFF MISTLETOE ... you right

    • @evan-pr
      @evan-pr Před 4 lety +4

      Underrated comment

    • @KronborgGaming
      @KronborgGaming Před 4 lety +3

      I have never been so offended by something i 100 % agree with

    • @izurukamukura4322
      @izurukamukura4322 Před 4 lety

      *claps*
      *_-LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SOUL-_*

  • @Chesnutthouse
    @Chesnutthouse Před 4 lety +196

    Imagine having to sit through 198 years of playing operation

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 4 lety +10

      It's not as bad as waiting 200 years to become the Queen of Vampires.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 2 lety +6

      ...I just realized I made a reference to my own OC Moonlight and my Alter Cathrene with absolutely no context and I'm so sorry for that. ~Alise, Host of the Alisibethan System.

    • @Chesnutthouse
      @Chesnutthouse Před 2 lety +2

      @@Alisibeth_Talia212 fam, you're good

  • @brttaney
    @brttaney Před 4 lety +122

    "Have you fallen in love with any humans yet?"
    I think so, I mean he's really nice and makes me-
    *"PATHETIC."*

    • @kitkat7805
      @kitkat7805 Před 3 lety +1

      I decided to say no to this question, the 'pathetic' following it made me smile a bit

  • @triangulumgalaxy9702
    @triangulumgalaxy9702 Před 4 lety +28

    0:02 hey vsauce Michael here

  • @exodaFX
    @exodaFX Před 4 lety +175

    Gibi:"Have you fallen in love with any humans yet?"
    Me: "well now that you mention i-
    Gibi:"Pathetic"
    *Tyrone will remember that*

  • @karaclanton1541
    @karaclanton1541 Před 4 lety +363

    I was born with stahls ear or "Spock's ear" so I have naturally pointed ears. I grew up self conscious of them and was made fun of but now people want them . It's crazy how time changes everything

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 Před 4 lety +76

      You’re an elf in disguise, break from your human shell and join your family in the North Pole

    • @hudsontheyellowlabradorret9536
      @hudsontheyellowlabradorret9536 Před 4 lety +20

      I was going to say that’s really cool but I read the replies and now I can’t stop laughing. It’s still cool tho

    • @Neoma12
      @Neoma12 Před 4 lety +14

      Give ears now lmao (I want pointy ears so badddddd)

    • @paulr2559
      @paulr2559 Před 4 lety +8

      "elf" ears are pretty cool but to me its cool eitherway

    • @kirstenlee8022
      @kirstenlee8022 Před 4 lety +2

      Bitch I wanna see ur ears

  • @wishbee947
    @wishbee947 Před 4 lety +67

    Me: in the middle of lifting my head
    Gibi: hold still
    Me: *freezes*

  • @caitlinkolodziejczyk9575
    @caitlinkolodziejczyk9575 Před 4 lety +49

    **Me expecting a cute voice**
    Gibi:”Oh thank god you’re here”
    Me: 😯

  • @malisensei7959
    @malisensei7959 Před 4 lety +94

    This the type of elf you see in class texting angrily in the corner.

    • @plasma592
      @plasma592 Před 4 lety +6

      The kind that skips elf practise to smoke candy canes behind the school building

    • @landonspence5559
      @landonspence5559 Před 4 lety +4

      Not to mention that she probably drinking bottle after bottle of maple syrup

    • @thatonespnfan6640
      @thatonespnfan6640 Před 4 lety +1

      She’d be the director of the movie that would be screaming bc someone messed up her syrup order

    • @startoast4787
      @startoast4787 Před 4 lety +1

      Or maybe she'd be one to be really bored in class because she is really ahead of everyone.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 4 lety

      She's the type to be the president of the prestigious book club and she gives you the typical delinquent anime girl stare and all of her members stand behind her giving you the same look.

  • @knightmarenick6065
    @knightmarenick6065 Před 4 lety +85

    “WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE!?”
    Me: I got my ears fixed sir, I also noticed how loud you are now

  • @aidanrafter7929
    @aidanrafter7929 Před 4 lety +23

    Mistletoe: “I only have one chance to impress”
    Me literally every time I ask out a girl

  • @Pucitnomgames
    @Pucitnomgames Před 4 lety +122

    Everyone else: *relaxing and sleeping*
    Me: *staring at her white teeth*

    • @captain.carcrash7207
      @captain.carcrash7207 Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah like If she really drank that maple sytup how did she keep her teeth so white

    • @ayylmao9375
      @ayylmao9375 Před 4 lety +3

      CAPTAIN COSMONAUT! what the fuck did i miss

    • @startoast4787
      @startoast4787 Před 4 lety

      @@captain.carcrash7207 that's someone's fetish.

  • @bugthesda3480
    @bugthesda3480 Před 4 lety +447

    This is great,watching this on the train,everyone thinks i am skyping with a hot elf,which is good

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR Před 4 lety +37

    *Something about the term “ear measuring” just sends my brain into automatic relaxation mode. I am SoOoO ready for this!*

  • @gayfish9238
    @gayfish9238 Před 3 lety +66

    Mistletoe do be a mood though😚

  • @lazycouch1
    @lazycouch1 Před 4 lety +21

    When you popped up and said "have you heard the news?" I instantly thought about the hero of Kavatch. Oh oblivion how I love thee.

  • @romillylyon3550
    @romillylyon3550 Před 4 lety +190

    Mistletoe: do your ears turn red when it's freezing outside?
    Me: well..... I don't know....... I can't see my ears.....

  • @MS-kq7hy
    @MS-kq7hy Před 4 lety +138

    Wishing everyone who reads this a blessed Christmas😊

  • @squidiinky
    @squidiinky Před 4 lety +2

    I'M GONNA CRY, THE BEGINNING 💀😭😭

  • @N0th1ng-4g41n
    @N0th1ng-4g41n Před 3 lety +2

    the 2020 mistletoe video will save us all

  • @izzycartwright3195
    @izzycartwright3195 Před 4 lety +200

    MISTLETOE I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR RETURN OMG YAY

  • @Zillyzeke
    @Zillyzeke Před 4 lety +208

    Gibi: *Looks at Knife*
    *Looks at me*
    Smiles 😂

  • @lizasimpkins6033
    @lizasimpkins6033 Před 3 lety +20

    TIS THE SEASON for me to rewatch this video every year

  • @msoogabooga4329
    @msoogabooga4329 Před 4 lety +39

    “Have you fallen in love with a human yet”
    Me:”well I’ve been in a relationship for a-“
    “Pathetic”

  • @harrisonwhite6692
    @harrisonwhite6692 Před 4 lety +209

    Gibi: I am very compassionate
    Also Gibi: stares at you right in the eye with a deep fiery annoyance and hatred

  • @cosmoscoped
    @cosmoscoped Před 4 lety +13

    the way those rain sounds pick up around 15:30 was SO good and tingly 🥰

  • @fabi7953
    @fabi7953 Před 4 lety +9

    Didn’t even realize this was out , definitely my favorite character.

  • @edenjames6988
    @edenjames6988 Před 4 lety +33

    is it weird that I want a part 2 of this video of Missy just talking about how she did or didn't get the job and if she did get it you being her first customer
    just me or anyone else

  • @brookez3116
    @brookez3116 Před 4 lety +267

    Missy spilling the tea here. This is why she’s my favorite Gibi character (sorry Daisy)

  • @AceMR
    @AceMR Před 4 lety +1908

    Day 132: Reminding Gibi to roleplay as Shrek with the accent.

    • @JEEEVANJOHN
      @JEEEVANJOHN Před 4 lety +38

      She already did the impression dude on her stream. As for the role play, that may be soon.

    • @AceMR
      @AceMR Před 4 lety +36

      @@JEEEVANJOHN I'm aware, I watched the entire CZcams stream live bro. 😁

    • @JEEEVANJOHN
      @JEEEVANJOHN Před 4 lety +10

      @@AceMR OK. But as I said she may do the role play very very very soon.

    • @AceMR
      @AceMR Před 4 lety +25

      @@JEEEVANJOHN Bro chill I know, she already bought the props for it. Look at the comments on the latest video.

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 Před 4 lety +11

      OY DONKEY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ASMR NONSENSE IS?

  • @kingscott4557
    @kingscott4557 Před 4 lety +6

    23:37 She finally smiled

  • @tazin-kun1346
    @tazin-kun1346 Před 4 lety +52

    Missy: fallen in love with any humans?
    Me: ...
    Missy: pathetic
    Me: what is love?

    • @meemxlo
      @meemxlo Před 4 lety +7

      Otaku Tsukuin baby don’t hurt me

    • @sonjav263
      @sonjav263 Před 4 lety +6

      @@meemxlo don't hurt me, no more

    • @thepoopman6574
      @thepoopman6574 Před 4 lety +4

      Ovela Nuaras Keddu
      *a very snazzy jam shesh commences*

    • @OKIDKKKKKKK
      @OKIDKKKKKKK Před 4 lety +1

      Dang y’all beat me to it

    • @jewelgrayson3892
      @jewelgrayson3892 Před 3 lety +1

      Baby don- goddammit I was beaten to it

  • @guideehhs3997
    @guideehhs3997 Před 4 lety +332

    Nobody:
    Marno ASMR: Does this tape measurer sounds right to you?

    • @tangerineman27
      @tangerineman27 Před 4 lety +18

      Wrong vid son 😂

    • @exodaFX
      @exodaFX Před 4 lety +9

      @The account I use to watch asmr I respect the name 😂

    • @JortNNL
      @JortNNL Před 4 lety +1

      When you know you know

    • @G3arsandc0gs
      @G3arsandc0gs Před 4 lety +2

      Sorry this is the wrong channel and vid LMAO

    • @JoeMama-qx1yg
      @JoeMama-qx1yg Před 4 lety +1

      Wrong video but I'll accept it

  • @echo1samir322
    @echo1samir322 Před 4 lety +417

    Mistletoe:“Have you fallen in love with any human?”
    Me: “well I actually love yo-“
    Mistletoe: “Pathetic”

  • @dapotatoduck5650
    @dapotatoduck5650 Před 4 lety +28

    *Gibi pops out of nowhere*
    "Oh thank god your here"
    Me:wait how'd I get here....?!?

  • @nathanaelr.3989
    @nathanaelr.3989 Před 4 lety +29

    "This technique is brand new."
    *And I'm ready.*

  • @Dramatickles
    @Dramatickles Před 4 lety +109

    I love how your elf has the personality of Dwight Schrute

  • @dongxx
    @dongxx Před 4 lety +461

    Idk who is cuter gibi or this gorgeous elf can't decide.

    • @laer_1102
      @laer_1102 Před 4 lety +35

      What about Daisy?

    • @MrMiddlewayne
      @MrMiddlewayne Před 4 lety +8

      THE LAST ELF WAS BETTER
      This ELF has 0 sass
      Boi my cute Johnson vorieg

    • @dongxx
      @dongxx Před 4 lety +4

      @@laer_1102 she is too inept lol

    • @violetxsummers9741
      @violetxsummers9741 Před 4 lety +8

      What about the lusty mermaid?

    • @Someone-or8tp
      @Someone-or8tp Před 4 lety +24

      They're so beautiful it's almost like they're the same person. Probably a bit of a stretch tho

  • @tailbonetailbone9380
    @tailbonetailbone9380 Před 3 lety +50

    Missy: "let me clip your hair back"
    Me, with a fully shaved head: "I'd like to see you try!"

  • @kirascontent
    @kirascontent Před 4 lety +39

    _WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE_

  • @marnahymer8277
    @marnahymer8277 Před 4 lety +795

    “Have you fallen in love with any humans yet?”
    “Well actually yes there’s this really n-“
    “Pathetic.”
    Slight mental breakdown “bUt hE’s nICe!!”

  • @letrolling6165
    @letrolling6165 Před 4 lety +151

    Bruh, deadass sounding like Dwight Schrute trying to become the manager.

    • @insipid_rhyme350
      @insipid_rhyme350 Před 4 lety +6

      Question.
      What bear is best?

    • @almostkentish3042
      @almostkentish3042 Před 4 lety +8

      @@insipid_rhyme350 "False. Black bear"

    • @letrolling6165
      @letrolling6165 Před 4 lety +6

      Bears, beats, battle star Galactica.

    • @JenJen-jd3xr
      @JenJen-jd3xr Před 4 lety +2

      @insipid_rhyme That’s not funny Jim! Identity theft is a serious problem! Millions of families suffer every year!

  • @Cianime
    @Cianime Před 3 lety +7

    *Me patiently waiting for Mistletoe to return this month*

  • @AcornFox
    @AcornFox Před 4 lety +10

    There’s a plot to a legitimately enjoyable Yuletide film in here.

  • @ilikepotatoesbutnotreally
    @ilikepotatoesbutnotreally Před 4 lety +434

    “ForTniTe skins and stuff
    *santas very confused* “

    • @papagyro5387
      @papagyro5387 Před 4 lety +24

      santa is a boomer confirmed

    • @funfettifurr
      @funfettifurr Před 4 lety +12

      I feel so bad idk why lol I can just picture an old man looking at a list and being so worried he wouldn’t be able to get it qnq

    • @sessierahman3654
      @sessierahman3654 Před 4 lety +2

      I Like Potatoes But Not Really I was going to like your comment but I wanted to keep it at 169 likes

    • @xxxconfusedidiotxxx
      @xxxconfusedidiotxxx Před 4 lety +4

      I Like Potatoes But Not Really the children used confusion, it was super effective!

    • @yoshee1708
      @yoshee1708 Před 4 lety +4

      Me too santa