There’s been one for years. Wade had to literally come out and state that he has never felt bullied by Mark because so many people were concerned about it (this was years ago)
“It’s my grandma’s fault!” OMG, that made me laugh so loud, simply because my grandma would’ve absolutely cackled at that if I had blamed her for something like this. She loved causing mayhem.
Mark has got this scary way of seamlessly transitioning from "My horror movie has a metric fuck-ton of blood!" to "So, I went to the hospital..." and then to, "My grandma passed away." to finally arrive at, "That's why there weren't any Distractible episodes." I know life comes at you fast, but holy shit. How does Mark have time to even sleep? I feel like he's on supersonic time! Also my condolences for the loss of his grandmother. RIP.
Mark, sorry you lost your grandma. I am glad you had the means to deal with all that. Wade, thanks for the laugh at the end. Bob... How dare you... Not be making more Bread and Fred right now. Love you guys. ~Some random internet dude
I’ve been watching this podcast since day one and haven’t missed a single day so one week without them really threw me off my schedule 😭 I wanted them to take all the time they needed for whatever was going on but at the same time… MY SCHEDULE 😭😭😭
Knowing that mark is like a size of a thumb makes every video of him look more funny. His mini house, mini short room, short mini chair, mini mic 😢 so sadd
I can just imagine some new recruit at the FBI coming to work, all happy and excited that he got the job, and the first thing that pops up on his computer scan in the morning is some weird dude Googling "How much space does a tanker truck of blood take up?". Then his supervisor comes up to him and tells him to ignore all of Mark's search history, because _that_ is a rabbit hole he does not want to go down.
I've known of the issues for a while now, but I'll still add my condolences, even if it looks like Mark is handling things well. In addition, I'm not sure the calculations are super relevant if the alleged record you're trying to beat is a rounding without a measurement. World records tend to be pretty strict on documentation and measurement, so the one that can bring evidence forward is the one that gets the record for the time.
Poor Wade, doesn't deserve the hate #BlameWade... Jk, I love Wade, he's my favorite of three to listen to, and that's a hard choice to make with Markiplier and Bob being in the mix
Not to get too serious, but like....We all know it's not really a big deal if they miss an episode, right? People shouldn't be like, "There's no Distractible this week! CALL THE POLICE! FUCK WADE!"
More blood than Braindead (1,000 gallons)? More blood than Evil Dead 2013 (50,000 gallons (and that's just for one scene))? Now that's impressive, and has completely sold me on this movie.
More blood than the elevator scene in The Shining? The bedroom scene in Nightmare on Elmstreet? The bathroom scene from IT? That's a lot of blood, bro.
I was fully prepared for: I visted my grandma in her hospital bed and knelt beside her, looking into her eyes as I held her hand. And she screamed and feared me because I had the eyes of the devil. Anyway, sorry for your loss Mark
imagine if some Gigantic like 20 foot tall man who's just a Giant Ball just walked onto Marks Movie Set and went "Hey Mark I Got your Blood" BOOM!! And Just Exploded Blood Everywhere Lol
there is a old zombie movie with a ridiculous amount of blood. Dont know the name but there is a zombie baby and zombi guts really absurd movie where the main character kill a ton of zombie with a landmower
Markiplier does so much for his craft... and ends up in the hospital for it. If you said that to someone, people would ask "Is he a stunt man?!" and you'd say "No, he plays video games."
The People want the story of the farm with the farmers who paid Mark to be entertainment to be retold. I think it'd be a great idea to have it on this channel. Maybe we can strike up a transaction here, boys?
I have never met my grandparents, biological anyway. The one that I have met is fading quickly. Through the one that I have now I have learned that grandparents are kind of cool.
Y'all, I haven't been able to keep up with Distractible in probably over a year. What happened to the full length youtube videos of podcast episodes? I was listening entirely on here & now that option seems to be gone. Why have they made this Spotify only?
we need to start a campaign of being overly nice to wade
That's just the entirety of the Distracable Reddit
Don't worry we have a reddit for him 😄
#WorldWadeSupremacy
There’s been one for years. Wade had to literally come out and state that he has never felt bullied by Mark because so many people were concerned about it (this was years ago)
We do it on his birthday and set a 7 Days world to blood Moon every night!
Marks FBI agents probably quaking right now reading: “How many metric tons does human blood take up in a tanker truck”
“ITS MY GRANDMA’S FAULT” MARK 😭😭
Bro through the dead one right under the bus
@@forkliftcertified434 threw
@@forkliftcertified434 *threw to replace through (I'm sorry I don't wanna be "that guy". I just wanted to help. I'll delete
this when you see it)
I mean... Iron Lung literally takes place in an OCEAN of blood, so yeah, that's a lot of blood.
for authenticity, he actually replace all water in the atlantic ocean with blood
“It’s my grandma’s fault!” OMG, that made me laugh so loud, simply because my grandma would’ve absolutely cackled at that if I had blamed her for something like this. She loved causing mayhem.
Mark has got this scary way of seamlessly transitioning from "My horror movie has a metric fuck-ton of blood!" to "So, I went to the hospital..." and then to, "My grandma passed away." to finally arrive at, "That's why there weren't any Distractible episodes."
I know life comes at you fast, but holy shit. How does Mark have time to even sleep? I feel like he's on supersonic time! Also my condolences for the loss of his grandmother. RIP.
he wants to know if his body can take it
If you ever have problems in your life you can’t explain, just blame wade
Agreed
😂😂
Sounds about right, yeah
Even as a joke it's lame at this point
Bro, i had to move from my apartment cause i couldn't pay the rent...
I BLAME WADE!!!
I love how Wade is the one who actually wasn't at fault at all
#JUSTICEFORWADE
#JUSTICEFORWADE
#JUSTICEFORWADE
#JUSTICEFORBOB
#JUSTICEFORWADE
#JusticeForWade
Are we all just gonna ignore wades background
Wade in his natural environment
What do you mean? The BG is pretty standard for 5-Toilet Wade.
I was checking to see if anyone else commented on that lol
It's Wade
Markiplier: looks like John wick
Bob: looks like you're average Dungeon Master
Wade: looks like a convicted felon lacking the tatoos
Wade: Kid Named Finger
💀💀💀
"I made a horrific mistake." 😂
RIP to Granny Markiplier 👵🙏🕊🕊🕊🕊
Grannyplier
Fly high Grannyplier
RIP Grannyplier
I'm so proud that Mark mange to get a whole tanker truck worth of blood.
Mark, sorry you lost your grandma. I am glad you had the means to deal with all that.
Wade, thanks for the laugh at the end.
Bob... How dare you... Not be making more Bread and Fred right now.
Love you guys.
~Some random internet dude
It’s no one’s fault. Totally understandable why there were no episodes.
An understandable mistake can have someone at fault 😂 but yeah, i agree it was ultimately no biggie
I’ve been watching this podcast since day one and haven’t missed a single day so one week without them really threw me off my schedule 😭 I wanted them to take all the time they needed for whatever was going on but at the same time… MY SCHEDULE 😭😭😭
Just do what I do: Re-listen to older Distractable.
Whether it's a fav, a random episode or you're going in reverse order.
"Let me take the moral high ground here...
... it's both your faults" 😆
Knowing that mark is like a size of a thumb makes every video of him look more funny. His mini house, mini short room, short mini chair, mini mic 😢 so sadd
I feel like this thumbnail could have been the spiderman meme 😂
I can just imagine some new recruit at the FBI coming to work, all happy and excited that he got the job, and the first thing that pops up on his computer scan in the morning is some weird dude Googling "How much space does a tanker truck of blood take up?". Then his supervisor comes up to him and tells him to ignore all of Mark's search history, because _that_ is a rabbit hole he does not want to go down.
You 3 need to play UNO again with Barbra Wades crush LOL
I've known of the issues for a while now, but I'll still add my condolences, even if it looks like Mark is handling things well.
In addition, I'm not sure the calculations are super relevant if the alleged record you're trying to beat is a rounding without a measurement. World records tend to be pretty strict on documentation and measurement, so the one that can bring evidence forward is the one that gets the record for the time.
To this day I still love so much that Mark does the Metroman smirk naturally lol
So if I'm understanding this correctly.... this is all Mark's fault.
Well...
mark blaming his grandma never gets old xD
Just happy to see you three. My condolences Mark for your grandmother.
"I'm doing some calculations"
Pretty sure Mark has become the guy from math problems
Poor Wade, doesn't deserve the hate #BlameWade... Jk, I love Wade, he's my favorite of three to listen to, and that's a hard choice to make with Markiplier and Bob being in the mix
Not to get too serious, but like....We all know it's not really a big deal if they miss an episode, right? People shouldn't be like, "There's no Distractible this week! CALL THE POLICE! FUCK WADE!"
I'll handle the part about Wade.
Unless we call the police to fuck Wade, cuz #BlameWade n stuff
I think like 99% of those comments are people joking but idk
@@starznova doubt
Wade is such an amazing content creator.
#blamewade
Wade is an actual sweetheart ❤️ he deserves all the love
Wade is a great dude, he deserves better
I am very concerned over the fact people sell a truck load of human blood.
Also I wish all good to Mark's gandma.
Wade better check the toilets for water on the ground😂
Also my condolences for your loss Mark
Mark. I'm sorry about your grandma. My condolences. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
*to the tune of Ghostbusters* If you're having problems, and you don't know who to blame... Who's it gonna be? Wade Barnes!
I’m glad that he mentioned Evil Dead
[Grabs megaphone 📣]
W-A-D-E whats that spell? Wade!! He is great!
I feel like Mark and Bob are legitimately where the bullying Wade problem started lol, they used to go IN ON HIM 😂 everyone else just went with it
Omg I love your guy’s videos sm ❤❤
I’ve been consistently checking Spotify for the next episode, and I can confirm, if ever unsure, blame Wade 😂😂
Wade seems like bob & mark but without abuse of intonation and extroverted charisma
I’m curious now. What are the floating glasses behind Bob on the shelf all about? 🧐
1:09 Bob, you’re crushing it. I see you.
All I gotta say about this is
damn it Wade! 😄
Wtf Wade!
Grandma punking everyone from the beyond!
can't believe wade would do this
Thank you, got me the casual suit with gloves, I haven't really played this elusive target prior
Love you guys, hope you’re good Wade 👍🏻
lol its ok you guys we understand there was a delay and love the part where Wade is in the bathroom lol
More blood than Braindead (1,000 gallons)? More blood than Evil Dead 2013 (50,000 gallons (and that's just for one scene))? Now that's impressive, and has completely sold me on this movie.
I still love you Wade. You are the jelly to Mark and Bob’s peanut butter in a distractible PB&J sandwich.
lol the evil dead movie pulled a shining with their gallons of blood
More blood than the elevator scene in The Shining? The bedroom scene in Nightmare on Elmstreet? The bathroom scene from IT? That's a lot of blood, bro.
I’d love to see you guys game with the Goonz
LOL funny Distractible Podcast I liked this Video Clip yes!!!!👍😅
damn, Mark's hair looks great
I love Wade's background 😂 vlogging from the community crapper
I was fully prepared for: I visted my grandma in her hospital bed and knelt beside her, looking into her eyes as I held her hand. And she screamed and feared me because I had the eyes of the devil.
Anyway, sorry for your loss Mark
IE "A Tsunami of circumstances beyond our control took place"
Welcome to another episode of DAMMIT WADE!
Can you upload the uncut video to youtube, maybe in the podcasts section? Spotify barely works
meanwhile us youtube only folks haven't had an episode in months
Bob: "it may be my fault, but I'm going to *BLAME* Wade instead!"
Plot Twist: Mark told Lixian to make his Eyes Red
its been almost 10 years, and wade is still the most bullied
oooh a giant lixian plush
imagine if some Gigantic like 20 foot tall man who's just a Giant Ball just walked onto Marks Movie Set and went "Hey Mark I Got your Blood" BOOM!! And Just Exploded Blood Everywhere Lol
As long as Mark beats Terrifier 2 on blood for Iron Lung, I'm HYPE
Anyone know where I can watch the episodes with the facecams?
poor wade ;~;
this episode name should be "We're On The FBI's Watch List #BlameWade"
It was indeed a dry week for car crashes.
It's rare but we got blood soup in Poland.. never had or saw but apparently is.. can do from cow or pig blood, but don't remember details. 🤔
so much happened to impact the episode.
Man, I wish I could watch Distractible but it's too expensive *:(*
Um Spotify is free
@@jerandasciffer6465 it's too expensive :(
That common and ogs know “Shut up Wade”
Poor Wade....
I blame Wade for the whole blaming Wade thing
It kind of is when you put it that way.
I blame wade too.
I hope the blood was organically sourced.
What happend to all of the old podcasts??
I watched this episode and I'm still not entirely clear what happened
Have you ever heard of “Let Me Explain Studios?”
Sorry Mark about your I lost mine in February
How do you watch the podcast with the face cams ??? Am i dumb??
there is a old zombie movie with a ridiculous amount of blood. Dont know the name but there is a zombie baby and zombi guts really absurd movie where the main character kill a ton of zombie with a landmower
Markiplier does so much for his craft... and ends up in the hospital for it. If you said that to someone, people would ask "Is he a stunt man?!" and you'd say "No, he plays video games."
I'm fine with this, I need to catch up anyway
Just want to mention, not very many people who do their own stunts. Even less who end up in the hospital for it. Jackie Chan would be proud.
The People want the story of the farm with the farmers who paid Mark to be entertainment to be retold. I think it'd be a great idea to have it on this channel.
Maybe we can strike up a transaction here, boys?
I have never met my grandparents, biological anyway. The one that I have met is fading quickly. Through the one that I have now I have learned that grandparents are kind of cool.
I haven't had the time to watch/listen to the latest episodes because of studying... why is Wade in a restroom?
...Why is Wade's backdrop a men's restroom?
His landlord saw the tweet as well
I need more clarification on this blood. Was it real? Or like prop blood? If it was real, from what?
Y'all, I haven't been able to keep up with Distractible in probably over a year. What happened to the full length youtube videos of podcast episodes? I was listening entirely on here & now that option seems to be gone. Why have they made this Spotify only?
Poor Wade. ;-;
😂❤❤
So what I’m taking away is that the only person not at fault is Wade
There's no way he has more blood than Evil Dead, be it the old or the new, no way. Has he seen the amount of fucking blood they blast in there
I am sorry mark