Ivan Decker Stand-Up 11/27/17 | CONAN on TBS

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  • For Ivan, a grocery store is just a place where someone has disassembled foods and hid all the pieces.
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Komentáře • 168

  • @imsupapro
    @imsupapro Před 6 lety +341

    Dead crowd. Guy was funnier than the audience gave him credit for

    • @noblevictory2200
      @noblevictory2200 Před 6 lety +8

      imsupapro Absolutely!

    • @luvvinallmusik5748
      @luvvinallmusik5748 Před 6 lety

      imsupapro ikr

    • @Balewolf7
      @Balewolf7 Před 6 lety +14

      I've seen him live and he absolutely slays. Truly left me hysterical

    • @comedygeek
      @comedygeek Před 6 lety +5

      100%. They started coming around about halfway through, but his gym bit is way better than the reaction it got!

    • @thedelster9525
      @thedelster9525 Před 6 lety +1

      I was thinking more vice versa.. But he was not bad

  • @hellolovely2
    @hellolovely2 Před 6 lety +97

    the audience was horrible, but he was great!! the disassembled foods in the grocery store was great 😂

    • @akiblue
      @akiblue Před 6 lety +2

      hellolovely2 reverse engineering a taco!! Lmao

    • @Jaythesparrow
      @Jaythesparrow Před 4 lety +1

      Did you not hear them laugh? 🤦‍♂️

  • @lazyblu3715
    @lazyblu3715 Před 6 lety +55

    "Shut up I had to pay for my own salad"

  • @booneguy
    @booneguy Před 6 lety +8

    His sense of humour is so genuine 😂

  • @aseyete
    @aseyete Před 5 lety +4

    Why am I here? I just saw Ivan Decker tonight at the Montreal's Just For Laughs Festival and he was good. Deserves to be heard because he's funny.

  • @ByTheGram
    @ByTheGram Před 6 lety +35

    Reverse engineer a taco XD

  • @noblevictory2200
    @noblevictory2200 Před 6 lety +152

    He's good! 😂

    • @tvurk
      @tvurk Před 6 lety +2

      He's bad! 😂

  • @albert7721
    @albert7721 Před 6 lety +37

    Great stand up,funny and true to life,hope to see more of this comedian.

    • @luketaylor2002
      @luketaylor2002 Před 6 lety +3

      pamela frew You will. He's genuinely and consistently funny and doesn't need to grab material from the gutter. I can listen to his stuff with my kids in the same room.

  • @ModernMouse
    @ModernMouse Před 6 lety +29

    So good. We love you!

  • @sona7444
    @sona7444 Před 4 lety +6

    What the f is up with the audience? Was he recorded in an empty studio and audience edited in later? He’s effing hilarious.

  • @gensearcaigh4738
    @gensearcaigh4738 Před 6 lety +66

    bless this boy for realizing how EXPENSIVE makeup is

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 Před 6 lety

      Gen Sharkey i prefer natural look anyway

    • @gensearcaigh4738
      @gensearcaigh4738 Před 6 lety +15

      Very Nice natural look is also very expensive. You have any idea how much skincare costs?

    • @bethw6027
      @bethw6027 Před 6 lety +10

      Gen Sharkey
      *clapping* Yes!! When you don’t have great skin you have to buy so much soap and moisturizer, etc, to be presentable. Because even if men say they prefer a more natural look, they’ll always pick a girl with clearer skin, some concealer and mascara over someone who has hyper pigmentation, acne and discoloration or dark circles under their eyes. And going into the work place especially when making first impressions to get a job or lead a meeting, you have to look “professional” which really means you have to have at least some makeup on to look good for other people. So until ALL of society changes that unrealistic standard we have to put makeup on so that we don’t look sick, or tired and unprofessional. 😒
      Also on the side of that, makeup can often times be really fun to play with. But a majority of our use of it comes from society and the media telling us we suck without it

    • @clynnedance
      @clynnedance Před 6 lety +4

      Amen! God knows I've had entire pay cheques devoted to make-up for work.

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes Před 6 lety +1

      Make up is a lie anyway. It's like stuffing a sock in your pants.

  • @colin826
    @colin826 Před 6 lety +3

    So funny! I'm jealous of all the people watching him for the first time. They'll get to go see Ivan live and discover that each one of these jokes is it's own 5 minute bit.

  • @n1k01k0
    @n1k01k0 Před 6 měsíci +2

    He is so relatable, I love it! Started looking up his other material after seeing the dining chair joke clip 😂

  • @gracieambrosio4967
    @gracieambrosio4967 Před 6 lety +44

    Yeah he should come more often

  • @carasusanna4691
    @carasusanna4691 Před 6 lety +5

    Yay!! Represent Vancouver, Ivan!!

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ Před 6 lety +4

    Omg the makeup part was so true looool. I died

  • @ValKoralie
    @ValKoralie Před 6 lety +4

    He has good vibe and didn't seem like he tried too hard, *thumbs up*

  • @ultrafu5892
    @ultrafu5892 Před 6 lety +1

    The jogger VS runner and disassembled food on the grocery part was funny.

  • @laurensouth5479
    @laurensouth5479 Před 6 lety +5

    Tough crowd this guy is hilarious

  • @wasabiattack
    @wasabiattack Před 6 lety +2

    "She has to build a face" lmao

  • @MehreenHassan225
    @MehreenHassan225 Před 6 lety +27

    Good stuff. Refreshing!

  • @longtimenosee2306
    @longtimenosee2306 Před 6 lety +3

    He was so proud at 2:34 lol

  • @delona6485
    @delona6485 Před 6 lety +14

    Finally , a really funny young comedian!😂😂✌️

  • @SN-gj4jv
    @SN-gj4jv Před 3 lety +1

    After watching your stand on Netflix in Comedians Of The World I've phoned Netflix asked you'd be given special, you're one of the very best, very funny.

  • @anonykip
    @anonykip Před 4 lety +1

    "Shut up I had to pay for my own salad!" LMAO

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac Před 5 lety +1

    That grocery store joke was gold!

  • @reko3103
    @reko3103 Před 6 lety +9

    Great set Ivan!

  • @katitachulita6841
    @katitachulita6841 Před 6 lety +11

    Someone marry this man! He already understands the ways of the woman hahaha!

  • @austinisi
    @austinisi Před 6 lety +19

    Bill Burr and Pete Holmes had a kid

  • @RobDucharme
    @RobDucharme Před 6 lety +5

    I love his bit about dinosaurs.. Find that on CZcams, it's amusing.

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 Před 6 lety +1

    omg the brain thing is so true. you will never catch me running unless i absolutely absolutely have to haha
    and yes i even lift bro

  • @Binny218
    @Binny218 Před 5 lety +1

    This is my favorite comedian. I’m in tears he’s so funny.

  • @queercatmanor6520
    @queercatmanor6520 Před 6 lety +2

    Loved this, he puts a very original spin on things.

  • @stacehansen3140
    @stacehansen3140 Před 5 lety +4

    Ivan Decker is talented and hilarious. I have no idea what was up with the audience.

  • @mehjones8008
    @mehjones8008 Před 5 lety +1

    I like him. I like his humor a lot--very funny

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA Před 2 lety +3

    So funny, relatable and adorable! Thank you.

  • @forshizzlemywizzle
    @forshizzlemywizzle Před 6 lety +7

    This dude was so good. Reminded me quite a bit of Mulaney, which imo is one of the highest compliments you can get as a comedian.

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před 6 lety +35

    Wow, he makes a good point about womanly maintenance, and he only talks about the face. I'd always wondered if it was sexist to pay for dates and stuff, but considering all the money so many women spend just by being women, I think i probably should pay for dates. I mean, sheesh! That must suck. D:

  • @Trendyflute
    @Trendyflute Před 6 lety +2

    Really great original material! Reminds me of several of my fav comedians, but they're jokes I've never heard before :)

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ Před 6 lety +1

    He jogger was spot on! Joggers get mugged, run over, attacked all the time! Lol. So funny.

  • @lewismatthews4247
    @lewismatthews4247 Před 5 lety +1

    His netflix special is awesome

  • @treygrosvenor2079
    @treygrosvenor2079 Před 6 lety +9

    I like him.

  • @Sinvention
    @Sinvention Před 6 lety +1

    This guy is great, can't wait to see him in my city soon 😂

  • @RaceySpacey
    @RaceySpacey Před 6 lety +1

    omg I spat my smoothie out...LOL

  • @MsJeniferDilan
    @MsJeniferDilan Před 6 lety +9

    got me on make up

  • @ShivamKamaansing
    @ShivamKamaansing Před 6 lety +1

    He's very good 😂😂😂😂😂 and very relatable

  • @kostaVHjovanovic
    @kostaVHjovanovic Před 6 lety +52

    Bill Burr's son?

  • @girth84
    @girth84 Před 6 lety +1

    We missed the hoodie and BC Transit jokes here in Vancouver ...

  • @harshadpatil7494
    @harshadpatil7494 Před 6 lety +1

    What a guy! :D

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite Před 6 lety +10

    He's cute. Giving me Andrew Rannells vibes.

  • @SN-gj4jv
    @SN-gj4jv Před 3 lety

    One of the best Ivan you are one of the very best

  • @weemeemoo
    @weemeemoo Před 6 lety +1

    I liked the second half a lot more than the first!

  • @hcjr103
    @hcjr103 Před 6 lety +4

    1:44-1:53
    Christopher Walken??

  • @themedallbees
    @themedallbees Před 6 lety +1

    I'm trying to watch everyone and so far he's promising!😂🙌💪

  • @OgLoC2
    @OgLoC2 Před 6 lety +1

    Damn he is good.

  • @holyhybridmisty3824
    @holyhybridmisty3824 Před 5 lety +1

    Aww thanks this was great I laugh lik goofy to this lol

  • @Jayess-c
    @Jayess-c Před 6 lety +1

    OMG CANADIANS CAN WATCH NOW!!! TY CONAN

  • @sarah3796
    @sarah3796 Před 5 lety +1

    Haha yes!!

  • @CarolineChiasson
    @CarolineChiasson Před 6 lety +3

    That was some funny stuff!

  • @johnnyblaze9158
    @johnnyblaze9158 Před 6 lety +2

    Clean and funny!

  • @bcvc3365
    @bcvc3365 Před 6 lety +1

    adorable

  • @neeln827
    @neeln827 Před 6 lety +1

    Awesome!!

  • @bmwforlife6951
    @bmwforlife6951 Před 5 lety +1

    His style: Seinfeld, his voice: Burr....

  • @alphabetApperatus
    @alphabetApperatus Před 6 lety +1

    Looks like Cyclops from X-Men

  • @PCr4zy
    @PCr4zy Před 6 lety +1

    AWESOME! liked

  • @ManiDProductions
    @ManiDProductions Před 6 lety

    I've seen him at Comedy Mix twice, he was awesome!! killed it

  • @poptart6662012
    @poptart6662012 Před 5 lety +1

    lol this exactly how i feel about the gym

  • @screwgogleplus7105
    @screwgogleplus7105 Před 6 lety +1

    Well that was really good

  • @anicalily
    @anicalily Před 6 lety +1

    really good

  • @oldschoolcollodion
    @oldschoolcollodion Před 6 lety +1

    This guy is really funny 👍🏻

  • @ajlynch5235
    @ajlynch5235 Před 6 lety +1

    Isn't this guy from the show "The Middle?"

  • @ion1992
    @ion1992 Před 5 lety

    Bring this guy again Conan.

  • @loganknox7
    @loganknox7 Před 5 lety +1

    Sounds like John mulaney doing a voice

  • @MikeHernn
    @MikeHernn Před 6 lety +6

    I hated running in my 10 yrs in the Army 😂 I was good at it, but hated it!!

  • @mobspeak
    @mobspeak Před 6 lety +1

    I didn't know Richard Spencer was doing comedy now.

  • @KingAmroth
    @KingAmroth Před 6 lety +10

    Bryan Regan? Great set though! Awesome flow. Richard Spencer did kinda ruin that haircut though. Just grow the sides a bit! :D

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 6 lety +1

    Ivan to PAMP (claps), YOU AP!

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan Před 6 lety +1

    Christopher Walken's voice, anyone?

  • @marlongoedschalk4647
    @marlongoedschalk4647 Před 6 lety +24

    Bill Burr'ish

  • @479FilmsX
    @479FilmsX Před 6 lety +1

    Tommy Johnigan def influenced him

  • @arthurhe5398
    @arthurhe5398 Před 3 lety

    is he the high school president or musical lead

  • @chrisbennett2005
    @chrisbennett2005 Před 6 lety +2

    A woman can go without paying $80. dollars on her fingernails and still be pretty.

  • @evolutionvs.creation2291

    Btw. Im the guy who gave u jay leno ticket for casino.

  • @Jayess-c
    @Jayess-c Před 6 lety +9

    CONAN MAKE ALL YOUR VIDEOS AVAILABLE TO CANADA. STOP MAKING MONEY OFF YOUR VPN COMPANYS

  • @piercekafka
    @piercekafka Před 6 lety

    Sounds like Christopher Walken

  • @ohadamor7085
    @ohadamor7085 Před 6 lety

    It's if bill Burr and Jerry Seinfeld have a baby comedian

  • @elliescott3326
    @elliescott3326 Před 6 lety

    he reminds me of pete holmes a little bit, in a good way!

  • @glennelliott708
    @glennelliott708 Před 4 lety +1

    That crowd would cause many a comedian to quit.

  • @andrewcole8498
    @andrewcole8498 Před 5 lety

    Running ain’t free. Proper shoes are expensive

  • @pojoboing
    @pojoboing Před 4 lety

    4:41
    4:46

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 Před 4 lety

    If you liked this, check out his other work, afraid of spiders and zoos shouldn't exist, great stuff 😅

  • @bradlafferty4493
    @bradlafferty4493 Před 6 lety

    That's funny

  • @djpak1
    @djpak1 Před 6 lety +4

    Brian Regan material with Bill Burr's voice kinda.

  • @auryn684
    @auryn684 Před 6 lety

    I'm glad he pointed out how expensive it is to use makeup! I don't think most men realize that. Clothes, skincare, haircare, and makeup - it takes a lot of money to be a "beautiful" woman :-/

  • @alexdzvl
    @alexdzvl Před 6 lety

    Bill Bur's school

  • @oledevo
    @oledevo Před 6 lety +3

    Also in the news, a BYSTANDER got shot while waiting for the bus. He gave up as he knew he couldn't outrun the bullet.

  • @someonesceptic8981
    @someonesceptic8981 Před 6 lety

    He is Seinfeldishh...

  • @misterfunnybones
    @misterfunnybones Před 6 lety

    ID is featured on CBC debaters frequently - www.cbc.ca/radio/thedebaters

  • @Jwillzy23
    @Jwillzy23 Před 6 lety +2

    Anyone else hear Christopher Walken?

  • @0991ekul
    @0991ekul Před 6 lety +1

    hang on so if dudes also wear makeup, who pays for the bill?