@@starstorm1267Ok so I don't actually know about praying Mantis, however with spiders it's not actually a weird ritual where the female eats the male, sometimes the male wins actually. They just kinda fight to the death and usually the female wins because she is bigger.
@@Hydrainawith praying mantis I know after the mating she has the instinct to eat to find the energy for the development of the eggs and the head of the male mantis happens to be right there 😋🍝
There’s no way of winning this situation as the woman since if you kill him, you give into his desires, and if you don’t, you just end up being angry that you didn’t.
I thought it was just the one line. But, no. Gianni had to spend an entire sixty seconds making me do the equivalent of staring at the sun with my ears.
"First eight hours." I repeat, he said "FIRST eight hours"! That means not only he is fully expecting to whatever this is to last for eight hours, but for them to proceed to more eight hours!
not gonna lie, i was already laughing out loud after i saw the video, then i saw your comment and straight up exploded out of laugh, you made my day even better
@@commanderleo you know you'd think that wouldn't you. in reality it takes more than one experience to fully desensitize someone, and erogros isn't the only name burned into my memory. also, erogros is in japanese. i can't read japanese so it could hit me harder than it does.
He has that "I wanna shut up and get out of here before I embarrass myself further but I'm already too far into this monologue to quit" body language going on and it fucking kills me lmao
@@JV571 I WAS GONNA SAY this line suggests whatever shit is happening will take longer that 8 hours... That's so foul like literally how could you do that physically or mentally
Not only did he do a really good Steve Blum impression, not only did he do it while saying this kind of thing, and not only does Spike's voice get quieter and more echo-y when farther away and muffled when the camera is outside, the panning changes completely to the right when the camera focuses on Elektra's face. This man put actual effort and detail in this meme. He has my respect.
Someone edited this over the origins trailer for bo2 when Dempsey came on screen. I was just thinking "Did steve actually say that, and where did this audio even come from?"
y'know, he wants it to get embarassing, but I think if you can say stuff like this without batting an eye, you'll hardly ever get embarassed by anything
The special little detail that gets me is that fact that he is in a janitorial uniform and specifically requesting his hypersexualized murder to be "unsanitary"
@@Rwdphotos Cowboy Bebop has excellent animation and a ton of variety in its movements, and it rarely cuts corners, which makes the constant repeated shots here even funnier.
@DEVYNN MISHLER No, in the original he just briefly pauses during the fight to say "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass" before they get back to hitting each other. This is someone doing a Steve Blum impression and taking the line....a bit further.
I would serenade him back with clever wordplay and sensual dancing. We'd go back and forth for hours on end until one breaks and starts dry humping the other. The blue ball is unbearable, yet delightful. Crush me, crush me we'd moan as the moonlight glistened our oily bodies with the warn serenade of the office workers lifting the pain. One employee could not bear to see this and took her high heels and stepped on our balls. It felt like sticking a needle, yet we wanted more. The pain was ecstasy that we could not live without. I twirl his hair around as he sniffs my as with his middle finger What was I talking about?
I was watching the movie and I forgot Spike actually lead off that line with "I love the kind of woman that..." and I nearly lost my shit because my brain finished it with "...will actually just kill me."
@@MangoMagica consider it a navy seal type of regiment, but instead of it being a week of egregious training, it’s a week of unspeakable freak shit and sin
The fact that her expression does not change throughout the whole conversation suggests this is not a first time she had someone drop a monologue like that on her.
I love that the people outside are completely frozen as well, implying that it's not just her listening to him, all of them have completely stopped what they were doing just listening to him
i like how after that bombshell of a confession he still gets in the, "i mean, i'm a real freak. i'm not normal" as if anything prior to his elaboration WAS normal
I just cane back from another video making fun of how a girl can look at a guy and they'll immediately think she's flirting Wtf men what's going on in your heads
![You Alright, Shawty? (Audio Visualizer) [prod. by Jae Phillips]](/img/n.gif)
alright due to *unusually* overwhelming demand, here's the full voice file:
twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1389400149261266945
Les goo
Les goo
Les goo
Les goo
Les goo
This is just the entire internet when Lady Dimitrescu showed up
0:25
Extremely accurate
Mainly Markiplier
“Guys, this is a horror game.”
0:25
@@Howard_T_Duck FACTUAL
“No ma’am I’m not a soft e-boy sub. I am a deranged masochist with unresolved family issues.”
*insert the ‘Why not both?’ Old el paso meme*
"What's the difference?? The difference is one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!"
- The Sniper
"ma'am i just want to die"
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthso you’re telling me i couldve been getting paid this whole time?
@@Quisshy you guys get paid?
This went from suicidal, to sexual, to outright uncomfortable.
It’s more like: Suicidal, sexually suicidal, sexual, sexually uncomfortable, and uncomfortable.
and that's the first couple minutes, wait until we get through the next 8 hours ;)
This is how I imagine it went down in Watchmen when the "Punish Me" Guy ran into Rorschach.
don't you mean "weirdly embarrassing" ? ;).
@@nathanhembree5853 you missed the pee pee pissy boy part
This is not a kink, this is assisted suicide
*thinking of my ex's strangle fetish* Could be both.
@@robertphillips213🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
It's both 😂
Dazai be proud
Bold of you to assume that isn't also a kink
Female streamer: *shows a little more shoulder than usual*
The chat:
LMAO
666 likes owo
So true lmao
😳
You almost made me spit my drink you piece of shit 🤣💀
Friend: "come on give him a chance, he's a really nice guy"
The nice guy:
I want to type yes but I don't want to live in a world that has made me that cynical. Can we pretend I disagree?
@@stanamilanovich3956
No. There's nothing wrong with cynicism.
I like how the comment above you is
Friend: Bro just confess to her already, worst thing she can say is no
The confession:
He’s definitely nice, sane is something else entirely.
so, you are not going to actually just kill him? :(
Male praying mantises be like:
Male spiders be like:
A worrying amount of male bugs be like
YOOO
@@starstorm1267Ok so I don't actually know about praying Mantis, however with spiders it's not actually a weird ritual where the female eats the male, sometimes the male wins actually. They just kinda fight to the death and usually the female wins because she is bigger.
@@Hydrainawith praying mantis I know after the mating she has the instinct to eat to find the energy for the development of the eggs and the head of the male mantis happens to be right there 😋🍝
I love the implication that he's talking loud enough to be heard outside of the building to all of the unfortunate people taking a stroll
UNDERRATED
Even while he’s using his “inside voice.”
@@greywalker505 If he shouted the entire solar system would've heard. Yes, even through the vacuum.
He's reciting this like he's ordering his usual at starbucks
who says he isn't?
This is his usual at starbucks.
Sir, this is a **checks notes** Starbucks
... and with whipped cream, right?
@@zakenmaru8612I imagine him being mean to the barista, so he can get extra whipped cream with spit in it.
"I want it to get embarrassing "
Sir it already is
well apparently this isnt enough for him, I am scared
Not for him it isn't
Aliha then i don’t want to know whats embarrassing to him
I mean like... *WEIRDLY* embarrassing
Unsanitary, too.
I like how the music gets very quiet when he’s far away, implying he’s emitting sick jazzy tunes from his body to really sell his crazy point
I 100% believe Spike just radiates the music of the series
Then it plays the song, Green Bird, where Spike's falling out the window in slow motion for like a split second at the end!
There’s no way of winning this situation as the woman since if you kill him, you give into his desires, and if you don’t, you just end up being angry that you didn’t.
Na. Give in because that’s hot.
only put a angry face until it ends...
Sadistic women: nah I'd win
I thought it was just the one line. But, no. Gianni had to spend an entire sixty seconds making me do the equivalent of staring at the sun with my ears.
@@unclekarma1855 send link, i really need it
@@meomoor6225 pinned comment
r/bestcomments
@@wyatt9064r/ihavereddit
(you ain't wrong though)
Why would you state at the sun with your ears?
He's being extremely subtle, he should speak up about his feelings.
Praying Tanaka couldn’t agree more
🌝
🙏
You know I would like your comment but it’s at 696 so I can’t
@@kairad0073 it’s not anymore, you can go like it now.
How fortunate you were to witness it at such a holy number
🌝
🙏
@@nataliatothemoon I will but it makes me sad that someone changed it
He’s a bit shy, give him some time
"First eight hours." I repeat, he said "FIRST eight hours"! That means not only he is fully expecting to whatever this is to last for eight hours, but for them to proceed to more eight hours!
Obviously.
Yea ok but my eyes are so dry I can’t keep them open anymore don’t you think I deserve a nap
Wonderful observation retar
Ok but that might only imply at least 9 hours, not another 8
From amazon chaser to mild masochist to degradation fetish enthusiast to "please, just f@cking kill me". *What a rollercoaster of emotions.* 😭😭😭
not gonna lie, i was already laughing out loud after i saw the video, then i saw your comment and straight up exploded out of laugh, you made my day even better
@@roman52-- You're welcome. :')
No, this is just the part of the roller coaster where you get done and you are discombobulated, dazed, and confused
idk man "I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some hallway" sounds like _a bit_ more than mild masochism 😭
The guy says "and here we are" in a tone that makes it sound as if hes completely confident that shes not gonna refuse him.
Why would she?
I mean, she'll either kill him and fullfill his fantasy or let him live and harass her even more. So no matter what, she loses anyway.
@@tristanbeer1257 unless her goal was one of those, in that case she wins.
Sygma move
@@tristanbeer1257 Well, she was silent the entire time.
I bet she was thinking it over.
Impressive how this started with "just straight up kill me" and somehow managed to keep escalating and one upping itself until the very end.
And she didn't even flinch through any of it.
She's seen some shit.
maybe I've been desensitized by certain hentai or something but this one didn't escalate that far. still funny though.
@@zyriantel9601 She's the one
@@commanderleo you know you'd think that wouldn't you. in reality it takes more than one experience to fully desensitize someone, and erogros isn't the only name burned into my memory.
also, erogros is in japanese. i can't read japanese so it could hit me harder than it does.
@@edibleturd Are you the lady in the video, by any chance?
if he's not like this, i don't want him
So the question is can you kick his ass
Real
I'm down...
Ma'am, I'm exactly like this... Wanna dom me... Pweez😶🌫️ I'll be whatever you need me to be.
Gianni really thought he could drop a confession like that and put Cowboy Bebop over it
No idea why THIS was the comment to send me into a fit of laughter
In what episode was this scene???
@@jurajcar6098it's in the movie
@@ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 i know already but tnx
@@jurajcar6098 u welcome
This is a good way to avoid death. Weirding your opponent out so bad they don't wanna kill you to not fulfil your kink.
Someone I knew would moan during volleyball and it always caught the opposing team off guard. His team always won.
@@TheKarlMarx "HIS"!?
@@TheKarlMarx psychological warfare
@@themanwiththebeard4632 exactly
Her: I'm gonna kill you"
Me: "jokes on you I'm into that shit"
The fucking power stance he is rocking the entire time lmao
It's just brilliant
He has that "I wanna shut up and get out of here before I embarrass myself further but I'm already too far into this monologue to quit" body language going on and it fucking kills me lmao
@@jorts_master69if that ain't the most relatable thing
HHAHHAHA@@jorts_master69
Maybe just lazy
Hi waffles
Oh man, youtube took down the suicide prevention hotline number from the video. That was what really put the comedic cherry on top.
“All men care about is looks” men actually:
There are some men who care about a woman just as she is.
Some men don’t even care its a woman or a human, Shits hard these days.
@@Just-Some-Helium what's sad is that should make it easier for everyone to find new people and were still just sitting inside staring at our phones
@@Just-Some-HeliumGuy's requirements for a gf: must exist (optional)
@@nunocampea2395
Waifu mf’s: Thats a requirement??
"We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours" is a hell of a sentence
My personal favorite is "I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway" but that one is factually the best.
@@Apotheosister *medically inadvisable*
Bold of him to assume he'd survive that long
@@JV571 I WAS GONNA SAY this line suggests whatever shit is happening will take longer that 8 hours... That's so foul like literally how could you do that physically or mentally
After the *FIRST* eight hours... He wants at least 8 more whole ass hours of this stuff
I never thought I would laugh so hard at spike saying "peepee pisspiss boy"
Ikr what was that?!!?
Sometimes I come to this video to attempt not to laugh. I always fail.
I like how the minute I read this comment and unpause the video that exact line comes up.
@@kpdelaney6460 is this real
Cringe ass
This isn’t even masochism anymore. This is trying to see how long you can go.
It's shonen masochism: it's not even about sexual gratification at that point, it's all about the relentless drive to find your limits and break them
@@Kaarl_Mills markiplier
It's not masochism, it's pursuing a world record
"I'm not normal."
Sir, that is obvious 😂
Friend: "bro just confess to her already, worst thing she can say is no"
The confession:
@@zeflex3873 Edgy. For 1982.
And then she says yes.
@@TheGlenn8 bliss. 😊
She can't even punch you because you'd like that. Turning around silently and walking away is the only other option for her.
U get invited to the wedding as best man
The outside shots imply that his voice was so powerful they could hear him from outside the third story of an office building
Well at least now they know he wants to piss himself and be called little peepee pisspiss boy.
OMFG HAHAHA
@@cutiebunnyamber3447 happy b day Amber
@@yozora6636 awww...thank you! 💚 this warmed my day 🤗
Name anime plz?
he still has the audacity to call her "ma'am"
what a gentleman
You guys are like "Patrick Bateman is me" "Ryan gosling is literally me" "blablablabla"
No, THIS is literally me
😀
Spike really just wants to see if he's actually alive
underrated comment
One eye sees cringe, the other sees a dominant egirl mommy goth gf.
Kek
He's not a masochist, he just wants to see if he can take it.
@@owoofmybones5090 no! He just wants to FEEL something
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, he says another sentence.
@Alessio Giannini LMAO
*better
Exactly 🤣😭😭
FRR
Fr💀💀💀
Sis a victim fr, she did not consent to this 💀
Pov: you are a female spider hearing your husband
😂😂
His OkCupid profile: "I like cars, and I like to read, and I like italian food."
Him on the first date:
Is this a reference to something?
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 a reference to your mom
@@catfood2 nice
For someone who likes to read he used two "and"s instead of a ","
@@catfood2 good job
“We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours”
*jazz music stops*
I didn't get that one :(
@@surgrus4367 first implies the existence of at least 16 more hours of this
No, it's getting *_louder_*
*choral music starts*
@@skunkbrains5656 you mean 160 hours?
Not only did he do a really good Steve Blum impression, not only did he do it while saying this kind of thing, and not only does Spike's voice get quieter and more echo-y when farther away and muffled when the camera is outside, the panning changes completely to the right when the camera focuses on Elektra's face. This man put actual effort and detail in this meme. He has my respect.
Someone edited this over the origins trailer for bo2 when Dempsey came on screen. I was just thinking "Did steve actually say that, and where did this audio even come from?"
when someone has you at gunpoint but you one-up them by making them so uncomfortable they apologize and leave
Man's currently got balls of steel, but not after the first 8 hours.
they are still balls of steel, but they aren't his.
Oh yee of little faith. *Pain only makes them harder*
Balls of aluminum foil.
@@corejake lmao
@@Servellion Ball cancer
The worst she can say is "no"
The confession:
Under the circumstances, I think the worst she can say is "yes"
@potatopatato6610 nah yes gets exactly what you want
@@badjuju2721 Exactly what HE wants.
Oh don’t worry, he is a nice guy.
Said nice guy :
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
That's actually a really good way to make someone try their hardest to leave you alone.
unless it backfires and theyre into it
Which absolutely can happen, and it'll be your ass cashing that check.
y'know, he wants it to get embarassing, but I think if you can say stuff like this without batting an eye, you'll hardly ever get embarassed by anything
That gives you a good idea of just how embarrassing he wants this to get, then.
It'll be embarrassing to witness, he means.
@@punished7030 | Like trying to imagine the 4th dimension. It was never meant for our mortal minds, I suppose.
No, no. He wants it to get WEIRDLY embarrassing. It's on a whole other level from just regular embarrassing
İt made me laugh my good sir
Girl: he's sending me mixed signals, i can't decipher them!
The guy's mixed signals:
omg Im dead
I wouldn't _want_ to decipher them
@@franz3810 Literally.
I can't blame a woman for being in denial about those signals.
I'm pretty sure this is straight forward
I need to make this whole speech as my tinder profile bio.
This conversation is happening somewhere on discord
Except he probably isn't talking to a biological female.
The special little detail that gets me is that fact that he is in a janitorial uniform and specifically requesting his hypersexualized murder to be "unsanitary"
Neat
Kinks tend to be weird like that
@@dabiga2315Kink shaming is against the bro-code, my dude😕
@@maximusstorm1215you’re shaming his kink bro not cool bro😡
Kink shaming is my kink
That pose he’s doing as he rambles on is what truly gets me.
In the original episode he didn’t say anything but the first line
@@inmypjs1426 Movie*
@@JohnSmith-co1zv sorry
@@inmypjs1426
You are not forgiven
How does he sound so much like Steve Blum?
"Just be yourself! That's how you win woman heart"
I love how the music is tied to him, so when the camera cuts to somewhere else it gets quieter or muffled 💀
The funniest thing about this is the fact that spike just remains in that exact weird martial pose holding a broom with a stupid expression throughout
Animes have like a total of 50 different frames in their budgets
That's his power-stance
And that Electra just stands there and listens to it
@@Rwdphotos Cowboy Bebop has excellent animation and a ton of variety in its movements, and it rarely cuts corners, which makes the constant repeated shots here even funnier.
@DEVYNN MISHLER No, in the original he just briefly pauses during the fight to say "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass" before they get back to hitting each other. This is someone doing a Steve Blum impression and taking the line....a bit further.
I feel like she’s quiet cause she actually considering...
I mean, it'd be some weird sessions, but the point is for him to die so... No loose ends?
Please tell me this is a fake clip 😭
@@UNF4lR this channel does voice overs of the actual show so yeah it's fake
@@UNF4lR LMAO 😭😭
@@UNF4lR lmfao you thought this was real?!
"By the end of the _first_ 8 hours"
It felt like this went on for like 10 minutes💀
Dude imagine you’re giannis neighbor and you just hear this monologue through the window.
If the neighbours have a kid, he must be freaking out so hard everyday just hearing all of his his heroes in the same room.
0:42
DEAD
What is this anime?
@@MoonchildDontCry cowboy bebop
Fact: NOBODY will want to fight you if pull this out on them
EVERYBODY will want to shut you up, though. It's either no fight, or a one hit knockout
I would serenade him back with clever wordplay and sensual dancing. We'd go back and forth for hours on end until one breaks and starts dry humping the other. The blue ball is unbearable, yet delightful. Crush me, crush me we'd moan as the moonlight glistened our oily bodies with the warn serenade of the office workers lifting the pain. One employee could not bear to see this and took her high heels and stepped on our balls. It felt like sticking a needle, yet we wanted more. The pain was ecstasy that we could not live without. I twirl his hair around as he sniffs my as with his middle finger
What was I talking about?
@@godofhotballs_helios7207 matt wtf
@@godofhotballs_helios7207 matt what the fuck
@@godofhotballs_helios7207 Sir I'm just here to deliver your pizza
the absolute terror I felt when I heard this start playing from my mother's computer was palpable
…So your mother is the kind of woman who’ll actually just kill him?
(That was mostly a joke.)
HOLY SHIT CONTEXT???
.....
"Sir, this is mcdonalds."
She's either extremely patient to stand there quietly and calmly through this, or he has piqued her interest
I'm certainly intrigued. So, is she
In the full clip he asks her if she is still following cuz she looks confused xd
The latter.
Or just absolutely paralysed in despair as any sane space marine should be in front of Slaanesh himself.
Or she's completely dumbfounded and doesn't know whether to laugh at him or kill him.
How can a guy sound THIS powerful and in control while asking to be brutally killed?
He is Spike dude..
that sounds like spike throughout the entire series tbh
I think there's a term for this. What was it again? Power bottom?
I see you never watched cowboy bebop huh?
That’s just Spike existing
I can’t understate how often I say the phrase “I love the kinda woman that will actually just kill me”
slay the princess (2023)
Oh, a man of culture.
LITERALLY HOW I FELT THE ENTIRE GAME
Voice of the broken to the goddess one I don't remember her name
Or maybe Voice of the smitten if he met The Adversary
I was watching the movie and I forgot Spike actually lead off that line with "I love the kind of woman that..." and I nearly lost my shit because my brain finished it with "...will actually just kill me."
yes
Isn't that what he said?
@@agenericboringhomosapien8108 No, he says "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass."
I mean...close enough, right?
movie name?
the part where he called her "ma'am" after saying all that fucked up stuff had me dying 😂
"Please ...."
M'lady would have been more appoopriate
As if they really didn’t know each other lol
“ You have to crush me.”
Especially with Green Bird playing in the bg!
I’ve never experience a “literally me” moment before now.
If this is "literally you", then I am shocked to my fucking core.
Are you ok
Lmao.@@jorts_master69
Loid when he finds out Yor is an assassin.
Make this your ringtone and watch how fast you could panic trying to pick up
You think dangerously. I like it
I did that with Dick Pays Rent, so I relate in a spiritual level
I CANT IMAGINE
HAHAHAHAHA
oh my god I’m imagining this in a public setting I’m dying
I love how the jazz is affected the same way as the voice, implying spike can just summon jazz on demand.
You imply that he can't
Fellow revenant
What I thought that was canon
He is jazz
Spike is smooth jazz personified
Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.
I love how she doesn't say anything, just patiently waits for him to finish
He says “first eight hours.” *First* eight hours. This implies that he expects to be even more fucked up for more than eight hours.
this detail is such a gold mine
The question is how long does he want it to go on for?
@@MangoMagica consider it a navy seal type of regiment, but instead of it being a week of egregious training, it’s a week of unspeakable freak shit and sin
@@MangoMagica “first eight hours” implies there'll be a second eight hours, so at least sixteen hours total, maybe longer.
@@Zoomy 24 hours
*You want her to crush you,*
but importantly not your heart.
🤧
Fudge that
Turn that useless thing into puddle of expired bad wine
No he literally wants her to kill him
@@sedme0 ima be honest. After this there isn't gonna be anything left to care for.
don't crush my heart,
crush my head,
with your THIGHS
Schpike: "I want it to get embarrassing "
Electra: "It already is..."
Schpike: "Not enough... not nearly enough..."
Electra: "....help..."
POV: the intrusive thoughts won
mhm yes I will have what he's having
Damn it rimmy what if the commissar sees you doing this
Careful! That drink is spiked.
I did not expect a strategy game youtube to ever comment on this video, but here we are
Oh goddammit Rimmy
Bet Rimmy is thinking about that pink haired girl with fakies from Riddle Joker.
I've been married 17 years and this was word for word my wedding vows
Well it worked apparently! Go big or go home?
wait a minute
God I wish I had a consequence free way of doing that
Lucky
*2 months ago*
Todo: "What kind of woman is your type?!"
Me:
I use this whenever someone asks me about my taste in men.
Ey yoooo wat
JUST LIKE ME FR
This felt a lot longer than one minute
😂😂😂😂😂
EXACTLY
same
FR
1 year
The fact that her expression does not change throughout the whole conversation suggests this is not a first time she had someone drop a monologue like that on her.
Gigachad
Yes.
congrats you made me cry laughing
I verry much dislike that hypothetical you have given to us.
"Oh so it's gonna be one of those criminals"
This is the same person who says "Mommy? Sorry... Mommy?"
When you think he’s done he keeps going
I love how Spike just existing summons a barrage of jazz
Is this what you mezn by existing?
Lol same
When Spike was born, a jazz band came with him.
spike isn’t even the jazz guy
Jazz is my favourite
This got weird … fast
I thought it would be some good voice acting, but we're talking male darkness here.
Verified person
They fucked up one of my favorite animes,
_So many casualties in this simp war... when will it end!_
_That's the point sir_
what a lot of people don't realize is this is actually only half of what I recorded for this bit and this is actually the scaled back version
She did NOT have to listen out to him for a full minute 😭
She was legitimately considering it is why.
I just return to this when it randomly comes to mind every once in a while
I love that the people outside are completely frozen as well, implying that it's not just her listening to him, all of them have completely stopped what they were doing just listening to him
Wouldn't you?
It's a fan dub and with a frame freeze
@@thesalvager3020 bruh you typed my exact fucking thought when i read that omfg
@@_linlin_r/whoosh
And they’re fucking flabbergasted
"Your piss, my face. You do the math."
Australian approved
American approved
Both sides of the world approved
Mercury Approved
Vile
IT JUST GETS MORE WORSE THE LONGER THE VIDEO PLAYS 😭
"by the end of the first eight hours"
sir exactly how long were you planning for this to go on 😭😭
She’s just on her way to a job interview 😭
This was the job interview
@@multiversalsingularity398 Yeah for a kindergarden teacher
I wonder if she got hired
@@forrest7186 no wonder he mentioned being a piss boy.
The fact that the music can be heard muffled outside implies that he is generating the music and that thought scares me more than his words ever will.
Or the music is on some stereo inside too
LMFAOO PLS-
or, like, just putting it out there
maybe the music is coming from LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE inside the building? i dunno. maybe thats a stretch
He just fucking carries a stereo or a boombox for this specific purpose and moment
@@archivelibrarian6818 No.
I’m more concerned that she’s unfazed.
i like how after that bombshell of a confession he still gets in the, "i mean, i'm a real freak. i'm not normal" as if anything prior to his elaboration WAS normal
Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist, I'm just testing my body to see how much I can handle."
fin the human in that one weird episode
That is really what this reminds me of
@@aestheticswim3397 that was an interesting episode
I was hoping someone else thought of Markiplier
damn lmao I thought this was based on him
The hints girls think we need: *smile*
The hint we actually need:
nah nah, if a girl pulls something like this on you then you're so deep in the friend zone that there's no getting out 🤣
@@dorbacal so deep that i could fight the us army inside?
@@MouldMadeMind yes, yes my friend
No thanks it's weird
I just cane back from another video making fun of how a girl can look at a guy and they'll immediately think she's flirting
Wtf men what's going on in your heads
0:39 i think we are already far beyond this point