Well you see Kenji. It’s kinda like this; When two cows love eachother very very much, it doesn’t matter who has utters and who doesn’t. They are both happy and in love.. And they are both delicious 🐮 - I’ll see myself out. I’m sorry
There! Right there! Look at that tan, well-tended skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay! I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate A totally straight expatriate This guy's not gay, I say not gay That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically, radically fey? But look at his coiffed and crispy locks Look at his silk translucent socks There's the eternal paradox Look what we're seein' What are we seein'? Is he gay? (Of course he's gay!) Or European? Oh Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European? Well, hey, don't look at me! You see, they bring their boys up different In those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks They both say things like "ciao bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks (Oh, please) Gay or European? So many shades of gray Depending on the time of day The French go either way Is he gay or European, or- There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro, hetero jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to presume That a hottie in that costume Is automatically, radically Ironically, chronically Certainly, flirtingly Genetically, medically Gay, officially gay Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay Damn it! Gay or European? So stylish and relaxed Is he gay or European? I think his chest is waxed But they bring their boys up different there It's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code Yeah, his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy-toed (Huh) Gay or European? So many shades of gray But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-- Wait a minute Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try The floor is yours So, Mr. Argitakos This alleged affair with Mrs. Wyndham has been going on for...? Two years And your first name again is? Nikos And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos I-I, sorry! I misunderstand! You say "boyfriend", I thought you say "best friend" Carlos is my best friend You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a big announcement This man is gay and European (Whoa!) And neither is disgrace (Oh) You gotta stop your bein' A completely closet case (D'oh) It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming one-man cabaret I'm straight! You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's gay (And European!) He's gay (And European!) He's gay (And European, and gay!) Fine, okay, I'm gay Hooray!
I was waiting for this animatic on Dazai for my entire existence in the BSD fandom and I was not disappointed Dazai having the struggles of being really bi and everyone thinking that he is really gay
"man this song is counter productive" i had a feelling dazai would say : just like my life lmao ALSO THIS IS AMAZING SMH i wish found this earlier i love this fandom so much
@@neelakshi6333 ah yes XD thought so...! I'm just making sure and I also play the game. In fact, I'm in Jumin's route rn XD I was just confused that there's a reference of him here while I'm playing the game>
Its is, if you read one of his books called memories. he talks about having crush on a small guy when he was 15. And since Japan is homophobic, it makes sense on why he would date mostly women. (which a lot of bisexuals do)
0:12 The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay? Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
I was actually confused when i saw someone with the same profile pic. Like *"hey what i don't post videos-"*
Edit: Damn that is gay.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA YEA WE DO HAVE THE SAME PFP
@@BigBoiBlaster615 Lmao xDDD
HAHAAHAH WE HAVE THE SAME PFP PFFT
It seems that we all love our boi Ranpo
dedboii WHAHSGHAHAH
Kenji: “Atsushi whats gay??”
Atsushi: “well you see its like Dazai and his friend from the port mafia”
Chuuya:I'm not his friend!!!
@@nnxyz157 dazai: okay ur my boyfriend 😂
Kenji: Oh! So its like you and Akutagawa, am I right Atsushi-kun?
@@Rafayelssurprisinglylegalwife Atsushi: *spits out drink* stfu.
Kenji: what does that mean? Is it a city guy thing??? 🤩
Kenji saying "Nice, what is that?" kept me dead laughing
OMG U NOTICED IT AHHAHAH
Well you see Kenji. It’s kinda like this; When two cows love eachother very very much, it doesn’t matter who has utters and who doesn’t. They are both happy and in love.. And they are both delicious 🐮
- I’ll see myself out. I’m sorry
@@Marie-cq5td nah cuz that's a good way to explain to anyone
It makes a lot of sense tho, cuz he a village boy and they don't do that shit there :D
dazai : the whole agency think im gay ugh
chuyya : dazai we've been dating for-
Next up : Is Dazai Gay or European?
HISSSS GAYYY
AND
EUROPEAN
He's gaysian
(credits to that one comment on that video)
That video exists xD
not european but yes
There! Right there!
Look at that tan, well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'
What are we seein'?
Is he gay? (Of course he's gay!)
Or European?
Oh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Well, hey, don't look at me!
You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks (Oh, please)
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
Is he gay or European, or-
There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Is automatically, radically
Ironically, chronically
Certainly, flirtingly
Genetically, medically
Gay, officially gay
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay
Damn it!
Gay or European?
So stylish and relaxed
Is he gay or European?
I think his chest is waxed
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
Yeah, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy-toed (Huh)
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday
Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro--
Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
The floor is yours
So, Mr. Argitakos
This alleged affair with Mrs. Wyndham has been going on for...?
Two years
And your first name again is?
Nikos
And your boyfriend's name is?
Carlos
I-I, sorry!
I misunderstand!
You say "boyfriend", I thought you say "best friend"
Carlos is my best friend
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it, I no cover for you no more!
Peoples, I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European (Whoa!)
And neither is disgrace (Oh)
You gotta stop your bein'
A completely closet case (D'oh)
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming one-man cabaret
I'm straight!
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay (And European!)
He's gay (And European!)
He's gay (And European, and gay!)
Fine, okay, I'm gay
Hooray!
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay
Me: what the hell
i clicked expecting chuuya x dazai
and i got what i needed
thank you
DAZAI IS A BI ICON
Dazai : *Even my boyfriend thinks I am gay!*
Me : Uh yeah.....about that part
This is incredible
Serxnity thank you I’m glad you like it
"cause i'm losing the people i thought i could trust"
This so much fits to Chuuya.
I cried.
101 chapter 😢
Stormbringer
OMG THIS IS XD "EVEN MY BOYFRIEND THINKS IM GAY" XD THIS IS AMAZING 👏👏👏👏👏👏GOOD JOB
I was waiting for this animatic on Dazai for my entire existence in the BSD fandom and I was not disappointed
Dazai having the struggles of being really bi and everyone thinking that he is really gay
0:25 Kunikida’s like: atleast you didn’t kill yourself 😭😭😭
when the even my boyfriend thinks in gay part with chuuya standing there i just died of laughter
not keiji's "nice! what's that" 😭😭😭😭
Dazai: I'm gay?
Chuuya: *yes you are*
A great man once said: Even my boyfriend thought I was gay
-Dazai
"man this song is counter productive"
i had a feelling dazai would say : just like my life lmao
ALSO THIS IS AMAZING SMH i wish found this earlier
i love this fandom so much
Up next:
-Dazai Osamu: BI BI BI
-Is dazai gay or European?
-Soukoku being an iconic duo
"My Boyfriend thinks I'm gay "hahaha🤣
"even my boyfriend thinks im gay”
Dazai: My whole family thinks I'm gay
Chuuya: You are gay for me
question of the day
*does dazai osamu is gay?*
Or European
No. Because he's bi
Is gay does dazai osamu
Is gay Dazai Osamu?
Does jumin Han is gay
my BOYFRIEND thinks I'm gay
I’m dying this was great🤣🤣🤣
25fran thank you so much haha I had fun making it
Your profile pic matches your comment 😂
my only question:
is does dazai is gay based on jumin
Yessir
...Jumin...?
@@lilyana2492 ah, it's a reference from "Mystic Messanger" it's a really addicting game :)
@@neelakshi6333 ah yes XD thought so...! I'm just making sure and I also play the game. In fact, I'm in Jumin's route rn XD
I was just confused that there's a reference of him here while I'm playing the game>
And yet theres the fact i hate jumin and love dazai-
even my boyfriend thinks im gay
me: hmmmm tets not gay
wait OH IT IS
Fun fact:
His historical counter-part is Bisexual (It's only a theory, but it was confirmed I think)
Its is, if you read one of his books called memories. he talks about having crush on a small guy when he was 15. And since Japan is homophobic, it makes sense on why he would date mostly women. (which a lot of bisexuals do)
“Does Dazai is gay?” yes atsushi yes
I was gonna comment that we have the same profile pic but the pinned comment took the words right outta my mouth
Dazai: my whole family thinks I'm gay
Chuuya: dazai... we've been dating for 4 years
I love how dazai is afraid of the snow
“Does Dazai is gay” brings me back to my mystic messenger days
LMAO THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
I wish I found this sooner smh
"Does Dazai is gay" had me on the floor for an entire hour 💀💀
Kenji: cool! What's gay?
And innocent Kenji is clueless but supportive ❤
me: *watching this in front of my italian mother*
me: *nervous laugh*
Ranpo totally would go, how was your day do, ya like to kiss guys? IM DYING
Lol image he just like dead ass "u may think I'm gay but I am formally Bi so I am not gay I am Bi"
Dazai: “Sometimes I think I’m getting a little thinner”
*i mean yeah have you seen your waist 💀*
People: *ships Dazai and Chuuya*
Dazai: aight, here we go again
0:12 The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?
Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor.
The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
omg does bruno mars is gey ?
I feel like I know this
I suddenly remembered when I first saw Dazai, I was like-
“iS He gAY? Cool Coat tho-„ 😂
Stay Safe y'all! ;w;
You too!!
But yeah, tench coats have NO business being so cool
this is a whole load supply of serotonin :')))
PLS WAIT I WANT A CHUUYA VER OF THIS
This is the third time this week I’ve watched this it’s so great
I’ve watched this video more than ten times today, I don’t know why.
(Ok I watched it a lot because it’s so good 🤩)
Plot twist:he wasn't gay at all but bisexual
i thought i could wear my poker face while watching this until it got the chorus dangg
✨ a m a z i n g ✨
1:11
X:Are you gay
Chuuya:no
But
But my boyfriend is
I love this so much 😭😭😭
O nie, zrozumiałam o co chodziło z jego ulubionym kolorem
O Polska
“Does Dazai is gay?”
You played Mystic Messenger, didnt you?
Man good editing and good song you gained a sub
THIS MADE ME LAUGH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A MONTH. HOLY- I LOVE YOUR ARTTT AHHHHHHH 😂
I must play it again and again... Its, i guess, one mont from first time i saw this and I am still adicted
FOR THE LAST TIME DAZAI IS BI
like me *hair flip*
HAHAHA even my boyfriend thinks im gay
this is awesome❤️❤️
U can either find this hilarious or depressing
i love this song lmAo, and dazai is chuuyasexual lmAo
This is my favorite video ever.
Dazai: Even my boyfriend thinks iam gay
Me:😂😂
Oh my... it's BEAUTIFUL
this is beautiful
My tears. I laughed so hard at this
Omg this is beautiful
This is beautiful!!
This is so amazing👌✨
This is a masterpiece
LMAOO I LOVE THIS
woah this is awsome xD nice
Is Gay???
Karl : He's gay ?!
remember the midget chuwawa with fancy hat trap from the book that's him
PoE: *gASp*
Thumbnail: Dazai
Title: My Whole Family
Me: Awwwwwwww
You don’t have one 😀
Then again, barely anyone in the series does so I can’t blame him
Actually I think he's one of the only ppl confirmed to have parents -
omg that's awesome
This is so good, i laughed so hard 😂😂
Awesome xd ~☆
I'M CRACKING XD
I love this 😂😂💖
I’m gonna subscrib becuz it’s on 699 lmao
I tried to pause the video when it ended (cause autoplay) and accidentally moved the video to 0:57 exactly
like jeez god I know I'm gay already
Its okay Dazai-senpai
Man, alright. I'll subscribe
I’m wHEEZING
I love this xddd
Niceee ❤❤
I love it hahah
Piękne
this is the real reason dazai is a womanizer
YES
dazai's bandages
oh myy
@@BigBoiBlaster615 Woah
This goes for Jimin jsjsjajajaj
Plot twist: he was just bi
It's simple
HE IS BI
Nice
why are all your usernames your full name ??
@@BigBoiBlaster615 hahahahah school man
@@NELF-mo5mm u use ur school eamil acc???
Not sure if this is on purpose. But, saying your username out loud is like the sound an ambulance makes. It’s cute 😅❤️
omg i never thought of it that way time to rebrand
@@BigBoiBlaster615 No !
It’s super cute!!
LMAOOO