Scammers Expected $2,000 -They Watch Me Spend It (Part 1)

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  • čas přidán 13. 01. 2020
  • In this 2 part story I bait a few "refund scammers" into going through their script and when they ask me to get gift cards for them my "husband" and I end up redeeming everything in front of them. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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    Edited By...... / truedits
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  • @jillsauder8340
    @jillsauder8340 Před 4 lety +1494

    My 80 year-old mother-in-law called me the other day, telling me the Geek Squad was on the other phone, wanting to give her a refund, and wanting to get on her computer to give it to her. Thanks to watching your videos, I recognized that scam immediately and explained to her exactly how it worked. Thankfully, she believed me and hung up on them. Thank you so much, Kitboga! You are helping so many people.

    • @GoatyHerps
      @GoatyHerps Před 4 lety +106

      @urbex2007 - Your attempt at cynicism is a miserable failure.

    • @GoatyHerps
      @GoatyHerps Před 4 lety +16

      @zighh #wetAndUncircumcised - See? Now I understand what he was trying to say. Good job. But his comment is still wrong and very poorly expressed. Lol

    • @amelie2626
      @amelie2626 Před 4 lety +62

      My eighty-three year old Mom loves nothing better than giving scammers an earful. She is awesome!

    • @kialljacobs8331
      @kialljacobs8331 Před 4 lety +4

      @@amelie2626 😂😂😂😂

    • @joshuaedwards6692
      @joshuaedwards6692 Před 4 lety +12

      @urbex2007 I hope you aren't interested in a future in psychology.

  • @petecorbin9606
    @petecorbin9606 Před 4 lety +788

    WHen driving to Target or wallmart, you should "see" a fast food place and stop for food and ask him if he wants anything.

    • @mal7408
      @mal7408 Před 4 lety +5

      Pete Corbin apparently it’s wallmart now

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 Před 4 lety +57

      Man, there's all kinda things he can do and say. I'm being pulled over by the cops. I have to stop at a gas station to use the restroom and make fart noises, etc. The list goes on and on :D

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 Před 4 lety +35

      Oh, and he can listen to some REALLY crappy music on the way as well, just for good measure :D. He could also make some fake pictures of some really-hot chicks using AI, set it as the background picture, and say that they are his/her granddaughters and ask if they'd like a date with them, since they live in NYC, which would be close to New Jersey and so forth. Man, I'm a software engineer, and I thought about doing what he's doing, but don't have the time, unfortunately. Rock on, Kit! :D

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 Před 4 lety +11

      Saw a TED talk on Google doing an AI that can make you sound like anyone, such as the president, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and so forth. Maybe you could add that to your arsenal as well. LOL! It could even make you sound like the guys you are recording :D.

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 Před 4 lety +9

      "I'm being pulled over by the cops!" And then you could add, "I'm being arrested for driving without a drivers license! I knew I should have waited for my daughter! See what you did!" :D. When they say you're talking too much, say this: "Yeah, I get that way sometimes. My kids like to say I have a LOT of 'loose vowel movements' :D."

  • @Saito.P
    @Saito.P Před 4 lety +578

    Imagine the horror of watching your victim spend their own money.

    • @logan9847
      @logan9847 Před 4 lety +34

      A thing of beauty.

    • @jelenember
      @jelenember Před 4 lety +14

      the best part of all these videos

    • @forests.9597
      @forests.9597 Před 4 lety +11

      Insufferable, I'd need psychiatric therapy to get over it

    • @Asprex
      @Asprex Před 3 lety +5

      Oh my god, Ill be terrified.

    • @Naeryaa
      @Naeryaa Před 3 lety +8

      @@Asprex Imagine working for this money, and... Spending it on whatever you want... Oo

  • @lee_hyorin
    @lee_hyorin Před 4 lety +332

    20:53
    Scammer: "Don't talk to me. Listen to me whatever I tell you"
    Kit: Who died and made you king??
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottsmith4315
      @scottsmith4315 Před 3 lety +8

      Don’t talk? Fine! Goodbye. I guess I’m 4K richer!

  • @greatbriton8425
    @greatbriton8425 Před 4 lety +725

    "You keep inter- ... You keep in- ... You keep interrup - ... You keep inter - ... You keep - ... You keep interrupti - "
    Exquisite!

  • @Sineadbrazil
    @Sineadbrazil Před 4 lety +602

    the "return form" being a notepad is killing me

    • @srghot18
      @srghot18 Před 4 lety +28

      Agreed. The whole "a form will pop up soon" and it's a note pad

    • @biggirldances
      @biggirldances Před 4 lety +34

      51444 and then they just tell him to type “submit” at the end. 😂

    • @JohnnyCage4Real
      @JohnnyCage4Real Před 4 lety +13

      @@biggirldances seems legit 😁😆

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey Před 3 lety +8

      @@biggirldances 🥴 this is the highest level stuff 🥴

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 Před 3 lety +7

      What do you mean it’s so professional 🥴

  • @JESUSISKING77742
    @JESUSISKING77742 Před 4 lety +596

    I love how they expect you to go to walmart and buy gift cards while they yell and cuss you out lol

    • @tracy4957
      @tracy4957 Před 4 lety +44

      I seriously don't know how anyone falls for it.

    • @ruefbd6376
      @ruefbd6376 Před 4 lety +42

      @@tracy4957 Usually only old clueless people. Sad reality

    • @inditaavila3697
      @inditaavila3697 Před 3 lety +7

      Absolutely scammers nothing else they want the money not moral's not values nothing just money they going to hell devil

    • @arizonaranger798
      @arizonaranger798 Před 3 lety +30

      @@tracy4957 its a scare tactic, they tell them theyll call the cops or wipe theyre bank acct, lock the pc, ect.

    • @debmccafferty1007
      @debmccafferty1007 Před 3 lety +34

      @@arizonaranger798 they will put them behind the bars.

  • @TiffanyStarrxxx
    @TiffanyStarrxxx Před 4 lety +675

    Kitboga:
    Strengths: Manipulating, embarassing, and exposing scammers
    Weaknesses: Flies

    • @luedrue8061
      @luedrue8061 Před 4 lety +28

      @Amanda 45 LOVE She said flies not files. You know the buzzing flying bug.

    • @lemoncake7157
      @lemoncake7157 Před 4 lety +6

      @Amanda 45 LOVE she said flies, idiot

    • @spyscy
      @spyscy Před 4 lety +4

      HAHAHA omg 🐜🦟🦗🐝 there’s no fly emoji >_

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey Před 3 lety +30

      edna has a weakness too.... the mailman 😉😏😏

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey Před 3 lety +4

      @ghost mmmhhh .. 🤤🤤🤤

  • @jessicaslater4243
    @jessicaslater4243 Před 4 lety +237

    I completely lost my shit when he said "That's what we're gonna go with?" and the scammer completely misinterpreted it thanks to the language barrier.

  • @ChefMimsy
    @ChefMimsy Před 4 lety +2234

    I'm always amazed at how entitled these guys act. They make the assumption that all Americans are wealthy and for some reason that means Americans owe them whatever they can scam out of them. It's pretty hard not to feel joy at their rage upon realizing they're getting what they deserve; notafuckinthing.

    • @captain_kadaver
      @captain_kadaver Před 4 lety +201

      Those Scams are by no means limited to the USA, but it's true that they ironically see their "profession" as legitimate. It's great to see people fighting back though

    • @pokerbeast6402
      @pokerbeast6402 Před 4 lety +59

      Id be like that to becuase kit acts like how my mom acts on the phone when she needs me to explain electronics to her, she keeps talking and I keep telling her to shut up so I can explain it and it's frustrating af

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn Před 4 lety +70

      dawn break true. In my first apartment, all of my neighbors were jobless, on welfare with a bunch of kids, complaining about how the government doesn't pay them enough. It's definitely not exclusive to India... I think those welfare junkies would be too lazy to work a scam, though...

    • @chrissmith6097
      @chrissmith6097 Před 4 lety +88

      we all live rent free in LynnJustLynn’s head while he has to pay a premium for his own thoughts. It’s a great deal, I recommend it to all freeloaders

    • @kalmah456
      @kalmah456 Před 4 lety +14

      We don't give a shit about your issues with your mother.

  • @TheShrilltv
    @TheShrilltv Před 4 lety +372

    Scammer: "WhY aRe YoU mAkInG mE gO nUtS?"
    Kitboga: "That sounds like a you problem."
    LMAOOOO

  • @fizwizzle1989
    @fizwizzle1989 Před 4 lety +232

    They have such a short fuse lol. I wonder if there’s a way to avoid the yelling / swearing etc even if you fully comply. It seems that as they’re reading the script if you say any word at all (even if they asked you a question) their brains explode.

    • @yfs9035
      @yfs9035 Před 4 lety +8

      They are agro because of all the speed they sound to be on

    • @HighLordSythen
      @HighLordSythen Před 3 lety +12

      30 year old children.

    • @n000d13s
      @n000d13s Před 3 lety +22

      NPCs often run into computing errors when they encounter the unknown.

    • @FoxCunt
      @FoxCunt Před 2 lety +5

      @@n000d13s even oblivion npcs were better coded!

  • @RBG9000
    @RBG9000 Před 4 lety +574

    Paraphrased translations
    6:26 "cant hear anything"
    8:34 "dumb b*****"
    11:36 both of them trying to figure out how to install remote pc, while swearing
    19:32 "dont hang up"
    22:51 "she keeps talking nonsense" (also a lot of swearing)
    35:35 " she is talking to customer care about how there are no cards"
    46:09 "she'll kill me!" (a phrase used when one is fed up)

  • @morpheuslordofoneiroi3293
    @morpheuslordofoneiroi3293 Před 4 lety +1251

    I love your "Just wait a Moment" Intro and "We're not Bros" Outro. Never change it. It's the best I've ever heard.

    • @x.v3n0m.x
      @x.v3n0m.x Před 4 lety +12

      Bob Newby, Lord of Newbs I agree 🤣

    • @pamelaraney4654
      @pamelaraney4654 Před 4 lety +26

      Bob Newby, Lord of Newbs I wish he would sell ringtones of these

    • @lalalalamm
      @lalalalamm Před 4 lety +32

      I also really enjoy "Click on run" LOL

    • @TerraMarie34
      @TerraMarie34 Před 4 lety +3

      He didn’t use the outro 😫

    • @zefultimateflex4360
      @zefultimateflex4360 Před 4 lety

      Bob Newby, Lord of Newbs “Click on Run”...”Click on Run”

  • @KarlaRei
    @KarlaRei Před 4 lety +87

    Kit: Hello?
    Scammer: HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!?
    I lost it.

  • @DameGevMedia
    @DameGevMedia Před 2 lety +34

    I’m crying laughing at the scammer frantically clicking back through and removing things from the basket when Kits already “redeemed” the imaginary gift card 😭😭😭😭😭 while Kit just rambles on about vanilla products

  • @blamekatie
    @blamekatie Před 4 lety +107

    I love how their comebacks make ZERO sense but they are so confident in thinking that saying “and that is the reason why ok maam?” will make us less confused. 😂😂

  • @williamferguson8543
    @williamferguson8543 Před 4 lety +164

    Interrupting the scammer when he’s telling you to stop interrupting...classic!

    • @TimorDa
      @TimorDa Před 2 lety +1

      Never gets old! 😂

  • @Lwsss933
    @Lwsss933 Před 4 lety +35

    41:00 "yo cash me outside how bout dat" The fact that those guys had no idea what you just said made it 102% times better

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr Před 4 lety +26

    I love how he says one weird word and you buy $2000 worth of vanilla products

    • @auntiec6294
      @auntiec6294 Před 3 lety +4

      What was the scammer saying anyway? Does anyone even know? 😄

  • @TSSYF
    @TSSYF Před 4 lety +411

    “Have you heard of IBS?”
    “Yes, my husband has it”
    I’m STILL laughing at that! 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @smudgesaysno524
      @smudgesaysno524 Před 4 lety +6

      He should've described how bad gas can get with ibs 😂😂

    • @kialljacobs8331
      @kialljacobs8331 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rcannon273
      @rcannon273 Před 4 lety +2

      Funny as shit from someone who actually has IBS

    • @mrrrrrrrrow
      @mrrrrrrrrow Před 4 lety +1

      Rylicia Cannon better go get off the internet and back on that toilet then huh bruh?

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes Před 4 lety +1

      @@mrrrrrrrrow How do you know he isn't on the toilet with his laptop

  • @amaze2n
    @amaze2n Před 4 lety +196

    This has gone beyond scambaiting and into legit performance art. I'm always amazed at how you are finding new ways to waste more of their time and energy and to keep us entertained. Amazing job!

  • @spyscy
    @spyscy Před 4 lety +58

    This video was made extra exciting by the attack fly, please feature him more often

  • @nujevad28
    @nujevad28 Před 4 lety +267

    I wonder if it's a cultural thing where he's not used to a "woman" speaking to him in that manner.

    • @corrievincent334
      @corrievincent334 Před 4 lety +105

      nujevad40 My husband is half Indian and thats 100% the truth. The Indian women in his family are all treated like second class citizens by their husbands and they all live in America. It’s very depressing.

    • @DulceN
      @DulceN Před 4 lety +80

      It is. I once played ‘dumb’ with one of these scammers and he would not let me talk back to him. He felt some kind of ‘entitlement’ even over some unknown woman.

    • @buckethat789
      @buckethat789 Před 4 lety +5

      yes

    • @spacecase7566
      @spacecase7566 Před 4 lety +13

      Yup. I don’t take shit from them lol

    • @SamM-kh2vd
      @SamM-kh2vd Před 4 lety +16

      Women are beneath men in that part of the world unfortunately.

  • @NS-xo6qe
    @NS-xo6qe Před 4 lety +134

    "Lady, I'm trying to scam you and you're being REALLY RUDE"

  • @0Smile0
    @0Smile0 Před 4 lety +306

    Kitboga: "But this doesn't make any sense!"
    Scammers: "That's whY I'M tELLinG YOU!"
    Kitboga: "ok."

    • @tbtb7517
      @tbtb7517 Před 4 lety +8

      you need to listen first

    • @marinazagrai1623
      @marinazagrai1623 Před 4 lety +16

      0Smile...you don't need to think too much... don't interupt my scam!

    • @guyincognito5706
      @guyincognito5706 Před 4 lety

      0Smile i will explain to you each and everything

  • @NaGleRageux
    @NaGleRageux Před 3 lety +28

    The timing of you starting to talk again at the exact same time he's trying to say something is so gold... I crack up every time at how depressed and helpful he sounds...

  • @sooshi836
    @sooshi836 Před 4 lety +59

    The fact that it said *REFUND AMONUT* in the notepad and he didn’t call it out is on my mind

  • @realquadmoo
    @realquadmoo Před 4 lety +750

    It’s so funny how easily they rage

    • @paranoia0like0hell
      @paranoia0like0hell Před 4 lety +28

      Considering they want like several thousend bucks from you they could be a bit more patient and friendly xD

    • @last9up
      @last9up Před 4 lety +22

      @B_ i think it's more about impressionable people. When they scream some people believe they did something wrong and want to "do the right thing" by doing what they say. Fuck these scammers.

    • @goosequillian
      @goosequillian Před 4 lety +4

      how EASILY they rage*

    • @anddudewaslike
      @anddudewaslike Před 4 lety +4

      @Cam the more the better. their rage feeds my soul

    • @StrikerFin
      @StrikerFin Před 4 lety +3

      Tom Conradson “How”

  • @jennifergiuffre5475
    @jennifergiuffre5475 Před 4 lety +227

    "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH???"
    In the next breath, "I try to explain you all the time..."
    Classic. 😂

    • @aaron3733
      @aaron3733 Před 4 lety

      Jennifer Giuffre 😂😂🤣❗️

    • @scammerweevil5487
      @scammerweevil5487 Před 4 lety

      Cracks me up. XD

    • @christophersavignon4191
      @christophersavignon4191 Před 4 lety

      And he's taking a lot of breaths to start with...

    • @marinazagrai1623
      @marinazagrai1623 Před 4 lety

      Jennifer Giuffre...are you crazy? No one would stay on the line if they were screamed at as though they were toddlers (that's all kinds of wrong).

    • @jennifergiuffre5475
      @jennifergiuffre5475 Před 4 lety +4

      @@marinazagrai1623 not sure what you mean? I was making fun of the scammer, not Kit. The scammer was screaming asking if they spoke English, meanwhile his English skills are atrocious. That's what I meant.

  • @martinhami3
    @martinhami3 Před 4 lety +60

    "do not talk about vanilla anymore" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @rspeks9461
      @rspeks9461 Před 3 lety

      Guessing he's hhad a bad experience with vanilla

    • @Shifter22
      @Shifter22 Před 2 lety

      "just get rid of the word Vanilla!"

  • @locmariox
    @locmariox Před 4 lety +187

    "Do you understand English?" says the guy that can barely speak it.

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey Před 3 lety +23

      and can't understand much apart from his script

    • @pandora30riz20
      @pandora30riz20 Před 3 lety +2

      LOL

    • @---H_M
      @---H_M Před 3 lety +2

      Beep Boop

    • @katesatan666
      @katesatan666 Před 3 lety +7

      That part had me rolling LMAO. All they know how to say properly is gift card.

    • @locmariox
      @locmariox Před 3 lety +2

      @@katesatan666 Exactly hahaha!

  • @trieshardgaming
    @trieshardgaming Před 4 lety +266

    You're my favorite youtuber right now. You're so funny and I'm pretty sure the spirit of an 87 year old woman lives within you.

    • @fatcat7657
      @fatcat7657 Před 4 lety +24

      He's clever and very moral, he never loses his temper with these scumbags and he said in one video that he doesn't like when they swear to God that they are telling the truth, that says something about his character to me. He funny as **** too. Kitboga is my favorite you tuber at the moment too

    • @Jeff-lu9wi
      @Jeff-lu9wi Před 4 lety +1

      totally agree !!

    • @heyitsjustjacob5308
      @heyitsjustjacob5308 Před 4 lety +7

      Check out his twitch channel

    • @nickcobb865
      @nickcobb865 Před 4 lety +5

      @@fatcat7657 yeah he is a straight arrow for sure

    • @tdcfc
      @tdcfc Před 4 lety +1

      You should watch the stream then. It's a lot more fun to interact with everyone there livem

  • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
    @dont_harsh_my_mellow Před 4 lety +170

    It makes me mad when I think about all the people they actually managed to scare and scam.

    • @pokerbeast6402
      @pokerbeast6402 Před 4 lety +9

      Well I will say, a blind man tipped me 78$ I said uh do u know what u gave me? He said "yes, and anyone who doesn't know what they are doing with their money doesn't deserve to have it"

    • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
      @dont_harsh_my_mellow Před 4 lety +12

      Poker Beast that’s not true. When someone is scared they will do whatever they feel is necessary. Let’s say someone had their computer hacked before they realized it is a scam. Imagine having vulnerable folks who are older and unaware of these things getting scammed and talked to like that. Idc that you have no empathy. I do.

    • @Jetashii
      @Jetashii Před 4 lety +5

      @Chris Ruiz My grandmother is 80 and never uses a computer, when she got a pop-up with a password stuck on her browser and a phone number saying her computer had virus' on her PC she didn't understand how websites work or what causes pop-ups she legitimately thought it was the computer giving her a pop-up, I can easily tell you're like 15 - 16 because I'm 20 and can easily understand how elders don't fully understand all the dynamics that go into the internet and PC, thank god I was in the room when my grandma had them on the line because I informed her and called those indians ni664rs and recommended they never called back to which, they didn't. You're a child and you grew up with computers older people didn't so don't assume everyone should know how they operate when some people haven't even touched a PC before.

    • @iknoukno6250
      @iknoukno6250 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Jetashii well said.

    • @ko7302
      @ko7302 Před 4 lety +1

      @@pokerbeast6402 if they are old its different. I work with the elderly they end up becoming similar to children sometimes. Would you say this about a child? It's a good point if you are a normal adult!

  • @brittanyfuller3461
    @brittanyfuller3461 Před 4 lety +67

    It makes my life listening to him talk, pause, and then start talking again as soon as the scammer starts talking. 😂

  • @MeliMary
    @MeliMary Před 4 lety +84

    These scammers are so entitled, they think the world owns them money. Why can't they get an actual job and not scam people, there's no excuse for them.

  • @huckthomas7231
    @huckthomas7231 Před 4 lety +237

    You are a true pro at being annoying.... it's hilarious.

    • @sharlesdaviskendy2391
      @sharlesdaviskendy2391 Před 4 lety +32

      Dude when he keeps interrupting the guy as the guy is trying to complain about being interrupted... That shit is gold.

    • @johndef5075
      @johndef5075 Před 4 lety +2

      His Chad the surfer character will make you want to yell at him too!😂

    • @tonidill5197
      @tonidill5197 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah i don't know how he does it, when others are talking to me, It's really hard to talk right over them like that lol. I would have to mute them first

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 Před 4 lety +1

      He's 1 hour in and the guy is already tilting… I can tell this is gonna be a good one lol

  • @quino765
    @quino765 Před 4 lety +409

    I love that the acronym for Second Community American Mutual is S.C.A.M.

    • @danielbdouglas
      @danielbdouglas Před 4 lety +52

      And his other "bank" in some videos is Gull & Bull Financial, or Gullible. There are so many hidden jokes in the fake accounts and websites he uses.

    • @Adam-de8jm
      @Adam-de8jm Před 4 lety +21

      Daniel Douglas I’m waiting for the day a scammer reads the “about us” page on gull and bull and realizes it’s just a word scramble

    • @vu4991
      @vu4991 Před 4 lety +12

      Cash me Outside. How'bout that!

    • @haroonmalik9789
      @haroonmalik9789 Před 4 lety +3

      This guy's a legend.

    • @phinxninja
      @phinxninja Před 3 lety +3

      Oh just got that lol.

  • @LisaMcMedia
    @LisaMcMedia Před 4 lety +101

    "I AM NOT TRYING TO KIDDING WITH YOU!" I'm deceased.

  • @TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam
    @TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam Před 3 lety +18

    Kitboga's approach is great because he keeps them online for the longest time and is calm the entire time.

  • @chazsneigan1802
    @chazsneigan1802 Před 4 lety +86

    It amazes me how rude these guys are, especially when they are scamming and need the people to get them gift cards

  • @icedcoldkilla
    @icedcoldkilla Před 4 lety +160

    I want to thank you dude. I keep getting calls from indian scammers what I do is ask them if I can get my credit card from my car but i have to take the elevator and go into the parking garage as I live in a high end apartment so It might take a while, I ask to put them on hold and they happily oblige. I then proceed to watch netflix, take a shower and play games. Lmao waste these peoples time :)

    • @biglenin7306
      @biglenin7306 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol thats cleaver

    • @icedcoldkilla
      @icedcoldkilla Před 4 lety +8

      @@biglenin7306 4 calls in the last week with a heavy indian accent " Hallo this is Randy Johnson calling from Google Microsoft Apple may I please verify your name, Address, and Date of Birth before proceeding?"
      "Hey again! You guys called me yesterday and I already signed up for that special program with you guys. I lost my conformation number but I have the credit card I paid with. Can you look me up that way?
      Then I do as stated above.

  • @demontamerbf18
    @demontamerbf18 Před 4 lety +50

    I tend to get very angry at them raging when the "woman" they're talking to don't understand, then I remember what kind of people they are and start enjoying and laughing so much at their rage.

  • @TortaJeLaz
    @TortaJeLaz Před 4 lety +17

    I'm a scientist and I actually love your "science lab clips" while they are doing "serious business", I find them hilarious. XD

  • @jerrybillings3039
    @jerrybillings3039 Před 4 lety +566

    *Madam, this is Floor Manager JERRY. I am STILL waiting for the $2,000 in gift cards that you owe to our company account. If you do not provide the gift cards numbers to me in notepad, you and your husband will be taken in custody within 30 minutes by your local Sheriff Department and put behind the bar for 1 months.*

    • @_Rinalya
      @_Rinalya Před 4 lety +30

      I hope you mix good shots because man, they gonna put behind the bar. xD

    • @Chris-cj5rh
      @Chris-cj5rh Před 4 lety +11

      The real Jerry Billings 😮

    • @anthonyhinkel8465
      @anthonyhinkel8465 Před 4 lety +33

      How many moments are in one month?

    • @TheBoj0
      @TheBoj0 Před 4 lety +36

      @@anthonyhinkel8465 Each and every moment

    • @DarrylDeSantaTTV
      @DarrylDeSantaTTV Před 4 lety +10

      Seems legit

  • @donnadicks9960
    @donnadicks9960 Před 4 lety +130

    It tickled me how mad they get when they are trying to take your money, you
    Think they would be extra nice.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 4 lety +13

      "MADAM YOU ARE BEING SUCH A [female dog] WHY YOU NOT LISTEN ME AND GIVE ME MONEY [swear swear swear insult swear]?!?!?!?!?!"

    • @bobleeroy1509
      @bobleeroy1509 Před 4 lety +2

      An Indian being nice?

    • @drock9009
      @drock9009 Před 4 lety +3

      They have the shortest fuse ever.

    • @NaGleRageux
      @NaGleRageux Před 3 lety +1

      It's a manipulation technique aimed at making the victim stressed and feel guilty. When in thiq state, the victim is less likely to think clearly. IRS scammers do this really well.

  • @AnnaBananaRepublic
    @AnnaBananaRepublic Před 3 lety +20

    Had to watch the “sweet baby lord” after the fly attack a dozen times. So funny

  • @JJJRRRJJJ
    @JJJRRRJJJ Před 3 lety +10

    The series of interruptions at 22:00 are so well executed it’s astonishing.

  • @EMILIE05
    @EMILIE05 Před 4 lety +77

    “I seeee.....untitled notepad.”
    *super professional form appears*

  • @alfrenur
    @alfrenur Před 4 lety +162

    „I‘m not mad, I’m just disappointed“ - Kit just adopted a Indian scammer

  • @jeremysmith5919
    @jeremysmith5919 Před 3 lety +7

    He screams "HAAALLOO!" so friggin loud and she just ignores him... Love it 🤣

  • @Staylor1913
    @Staylor1913 Před 4 lety +14

    "Cash me outside! How 'bout dat!!" That just took me all the way out.

  • @ludgerkres.1437
    @ludgerkres.1437 Před 4 lety +93

    "Portugese we say hello like olá."
    "Hola! ¿Como estas?"
    "... y E s ."
    My sides exploded too.

    • @LegendaryBilly
      @LegendaryBilly Před 4 lety +1

      Olá, como estas? Is also portuguese,

    • @ludgerkres.1437
      @ludgerkres.1437 Před 4 lety +2

      @@LegendaryBilly interesting. Thanks for letting me know. Either way, the way he reacted it was meant to be Spanish I believe.

    • @LegendaryBilly
      @LegendaryBilly Před 4 lety

      John Westwood you are right, I speak portuguese and at first I thought it was spanish as well but then remembered that European portuguese is like that. depends on the way you pronounce it , but can’t really tell since they both don’t speak it well enough to pronounce the difference

    • @tdcfc
      @tdcfc Před 4 lety +2

      Actually it's "Ola como esta". We don't use "estas".

    • @LegendaryBilly
      @LegendaryBilly Před 4 lety +4

      . Yeah we do, if you speak brazilian portuguese is unlikely, but european portuguese is “estas”. conjugação de segunda pessoa do singular ( francamente não deveria ter q precisar explicar isso )

  • @turksandwich7538
    @turksandwich7538 Před 4 lety +42

    I really wonder how many people are doing these scams. It seems like an endless number of people are doing it since you never run out of scammers to mess with .

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia Před rokem +5

      Even if it was just a million people (which, it’s way more), it would take multiple lifetimes to talk to all of them. Not to mention, they prey on old people all the time, so he might accidentally call the same scammer twice and they won’t recognize his fake voice, especially if he uses a different character

  • @a_plastic_bag
    @a_plastic_bag Před rokem +5

    It *hurts* how dumb most scammers are. They have a little script, and often they REFUSE to deviate from it.

  • @generofugama9777
    @generofugama9777 Před 4 lety +19

    "Does it have rounded edges" - X'D you have just split this man's mind in 2 lol!

  • @cipherhex
    @cipherhex Před 4 lety +51

    I feel like "Are you mad?" is the new on-trend scammer catchphrase for the 2019/2020 season

  • @x.v3n0m.x
    @x.v3n0m.x Před 4 lety +381

    JUST VAIT A MOMENT 😂

    • @sarac3856
      @sarac3856 Před 4 lety +4

      Its soo cringe lol

    • @gnargnar1898
      @gnargnar1898 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sarac3856 its sick i love cringing out to it in the saftey of my cringeship, the S.S Justvaitamoemn

    • @DarrylDeSantaTTV
      @DarrylDeSantaTTV Před 4 lety +2

      Rooting for the billing department

    • @fredbenz69
      @fredbenz69 Před 4 lety

      I love that song

    • @jennifercody5270
      @jennifercody5270 Před 4 lety

      VENØM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase Před 4 lety +76

    When the scammer called kit "honey" 🤢

  • @nicolelollipops8268
    @nicolelollipops8268 Před 4 lety +23

    I was hesitant to click on this on my recommended but so glad I did. “You’re making me feel angry now” I can’t breathe🤣🤣

  • @dmac1306
    @dmac1306 Před 4 lety +68

    IBS = Irritated Bad Scammer

  • @tats763
    @tats763 Před 4 lety +97

    "Refund form" on notepad. Yeah...that looks totally legit. Totally not a scam at all...

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 Před 4 lety +8

      With "amount" spelled wrong😂

    • @vermilionshadow
      @vermilionshadow Před 4 lety +4

      Should just call it a Refund Foam, might as well go all the way with all the typos to further make it look "legit"

    • @smudgesaysno524
      @smudgesaysno524 Před 4 lety +2

      They wrote it on Steve's handy dandy notepad.

    • @raesiaultimate6451
      @raesiaultimate6451 Před 4 lety +2

      I loved that in the address he put ‘West Philadelphia Bornraised’ - 😂🤣 - I had a ‘Fresh Prince of Belair’ flashback

  • @JessG_20
    @JessG_20 Před 4 lety +50

    I'm at the gym, trying to do my workout and I just keep busting out laughing and people are starting to stare at me. Can't watch this channel anymore while I'm at the gym! 🤣

    • @zjay1356
      @zjay1356 Před 3 lety +3

      I do that too! Nearly fell off the treadmill once

  • @user-gi6ee8vj1y
    @user-gi6ee8vj1y Před 4 lety +29

    Scammer: Can you go to the Walmart?
    Victim: Are you gonna be there?
    Dead! 💀💀💀💀

  • @dropcake
    @dropcake Před 4 lety +67

    "Just type submit" -- Lol
    The sweet satisfaction of watching these scammers waste their time is awesome!

  • @daliacapellan
    @daliacapellan Před 4 lety +116

    Bank slogan:
    "Cash Me Outside. How 'Bout That"
    💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

  • @xaardraaxxoirdriox
    @xaardraaxxoirdriox Před 3 lety +44

    Every scammer action verb is preceded with "go ahead and".

    • @Naeryaa
      @Naeryaa Před 3 lety +7

      And their sentences finish with "ok?" or "right?"

    • @nicholas_james
      @nicholas_james Před 3 lety +5

      @@Naeryaa "okay." "Right."

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 Před 3 lety +6

      On the flip side, they seem to be locked into saying “You don’t have to -” when trying to urge Kit away from doing something. Faux politeness that consistently backfires when Kit insists that he “doesn’t mind doing it”.

    • @LawAndOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit
      @LawAndOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit Před 2 lety +1

      Go ahead and give a click on...

  • @angelicsynss
    @angelicsynss Před 4 lety +42

    “Just hold on I’m gonna talk with my financial team just hold on”
    *one second later*
    “Ok honey so-“

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety

      It was technically about ten seconds if you look at the clock but yes xD

  • @DeyanStrikes
    @DeyanStrikes Před 4 lety +81

    "West Philly Bornraised" killed me.

  • @aminatabangurah932
    @aminatabangurah932 Před 4 lety +60

    I was watching one of his old vids to see he uploaded😭ever since I’ve watched one of his videos I became addicted

    • @lazyorbit86
      @lazyorbit86 Před 4 lety +14

      There's no way out. Welcome to the cult

    • @captain_kadaver
      @captain_kadaver Před 4 lety +7

      @@lazyorbit86 Dont use that word, we are just a peaceful assembly united in our unlimited love for tea and Kitboga videos

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 Před 4 lety

      @@lazyorbit86 not a CuLt

    • @lazyorbit86
      @lazyorbit86 Před 4 lety +1

      @@captain_kadaver so say we all ☕

    • @sarac3856
      @sarac3856 Před 4 lety

      Same!

  • @JustMe-01
    @JustMe-01 Před 4 lety +45

    "Are you mad?" LMFAO at 22:00 when you keep talking over him. I really wish we could see their faces through Skype or something

    • @ritamcbee
      @ritamcbee Před 4 lety +2

      Probably veins popping out of foreheads!

    • @peachdaisy3478
      @peachdaisy3478 Před 2 lety

      Jim Brownin can make that happen

  • @PyroPotPie
    @PyroPotPie Před 4 lety +23

    I need more Boomhauer talking to scammers in my life. That bit had me rolling, LOL

  • @oaomcg
    @oaomcg Před 4 lety +25

    "ARE YOU MAD!"
    "Oh no, i'm not mad... i mean i'm disappointed..."

  • @novabee8054
    @novabee8054 Před 4 lety +31

    @39:20 I can’t unhear “Haaank!! HAAaAaAaAaNK!!” echoing in my mind.

    • @3yearsago287
      @3yearsago287 Před 4 lety +2

      I can't unhear "Haaank!! HAAaAaAaAaNK!!" echoing in my mind.

    • @CoiShan
      @CoiShan Před 4 lety +1

      Timestamp please🤷‍♀️

    • @novabee8054
      @novabee8054 Před 4 lety +4

      Edited to add timestamp 🥰

    • @CoiShan
      @CoiShan Před 4 lety +2

      sweet nova bee “THaaaank!!! THAAaAaAaNK!! You

    • @novabee8054
      @novabee8054 Před 4 lety +2

      Coi Shan 😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @jacobmatthew5597
    @jacobmatthew5597 Před 4 lety +22

    wtf kit: hello
    Scammer: HELLAAAHHH

  • @Cuddleshock
    @Cuddleshock Před 3 lety +12

    Dixie: *breathes*
    Scammer: LET ME SPEAK-

  • @IdiotGetAlife
    @IdiotGetAlife Před 4 lety +40

    Definitely been said already... but we appreciate you Kitboga!!

  • @niceroundtv
    @niceroundtv Před 4 lety +52

    I love these gift card redeem sessions

  • @connorferguson2351
    @connorferguson2351 Před 4 lety +12

    Page 1 of Bing is torture, nonetheless page 7. Thank you for taking it to the next level

  • @CarlosGarcia-yg9je
    @CarlosGarcia-yg9je Před 4 lety +4

    Kitboga, raising hypertension in Indian scammers by 99%. Keep up the great work!

  • @smurfess1969
    @smurfess1969 Před 4 lety +56

    IBS.... Irritable Bowel Syndrome... That made me laugh so much.. LOL

    • @gregsmith7391
      @gregsmith7391 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes. I have that and I find he's hilarious with referring to it.

    • @3yearsago287
      @3yearsago287 Před 4 lety

      IBS.... Irritable Bowel Syndrome... That made me laugh so much.. LOL

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 4 lety

      Except that there is an IBS money-related thing over this side of the pond.

    • @Loki-and-Thor
      @Loki-and-Thor Před 4 lety +1

      Ipswich Building Society is all I could find money wise for IBS

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc Před 4 lety +189

    As a Portuguese guy, I'm offended that he said he was speaking Portuguese.

    • @ninadirnimiezenberger5072
      @ninadirnimiezenberger5072 Před 4 lety +21

      As a German woman, I'm "offended" that Kit said he thought the scammer spoke German. ;-)

    • @VincentVega93
      @VincentVega93 Před 4 lety +2

      That's exactly what you want us to think, you Aleister Crowley worshipping indian call center scammer.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc Před 4 lety +8

      @@ninadirnimiezenberger5072 well, at least Kit says that as a joke, whereas the scammer actually wanted him to think he was speaking Portuguese.

    • @ninadirnimiezenberger5072
      @ninadirnimiezenberger5072 Před 4 lety +7

      @@smokejc I know ;-) it's one of these moments that make me cringe bc I'm like "Goodness, boy just stop embarrassing yourself....please...can you just not...?!" ;-) I admire Kit's coolness, it be literally rolling over the floor laughing ;-)

    • @amandamcdonald8199
      @amandamcdonald8199 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ninadirnimiezenberger5072 am offered that your offend by a joke

  • @bakuhatsubutsu
    @bakuhatsubutsu Před 4 lety +20

    "Did I tell you to buy the products?!" Tell ya hwat, you didn't tell her NOT to. They're gonna have to update their script:D

  • @raesiaultimate6451
    @raesiaultimate6451 Před 4 lety +9

    Calls for Hank...Hank sounds like Boomhauer 😂🤣 - love it!!!

  • @biglenin7306
    @biglenin7306 Před 4 lety +77

    I cant put my finger on just what is so addictive and satisfying about these videos, but its good stuff.

    • @David-ls4qp
      @David-ls4qp Před 4 lety +4

      It's the satisfaction of the misfortune of the scammers

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +4

      @@David-ls4qp Kit's brilliant performances definitely help. And getting to watch him try not to audibly crack up

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 Před 3 lety +3

      I feel like there has to be a German word specifically meaning "the enjoyment of watching another person try so hard not to laugh that they look like they're in pain" -- kinda like schadenfreude... but better 😂

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety

      @@s0lastsummer7 we have any Germans in the house? (I know one but he stopped talking to me awhile ago :( )

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety

      @@s0lastsummer7 found a "list of German expressions in English" on Wikipedia xD I didn't find that expression but I found something for the really mean scammers who enjoy what they do a little too much
      "Schadenfreude, gloating, a malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others"

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel Před 4 lety +26

    I love how dumb the scammer sounded when he started talking about banks. “We have a Wells Fargo, we have a Credit Union...
    we have a Credit Union.” 🤣

  • @mrbumbumwilly
    @mrbumbumwilly Před 4 lety +101

    “Speaks Portuguese”, says hello in Spanish

    • @drock9009
      @drock9009 Před 4 lety +6

      Right? There will be a time when they say they are French but then says guten tag. SMH!

    • @st4rpt_603
      @st4rpt_603 Před 4 lety +22

      The way he pronounced is closer to spanish yhe but "Olá" (Hello in Portuguese) and "Hola" (Hello in Spanish) are pretty much similar in pronounciation.

    • @alistairstark9885
      @alistairstark9885 Před 4 lety +3

      Hello in Philippines is "tangina mo"

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 Před 4 lety +2

      mrbumbumwilly. You don't seem to know Portuguese, so what was your comment even for?

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 Před 4 lety

      @@st4rpt_603 Exactly!

  • @princestardust1295
    @princestardust1295 Před 4 lety +9

    22:58 just the furious "HELLLOOO?!?!" Gets me every time

  • @Eternalwarpuppy
    @Eternalwarpuppy Před 4 lety +137

    I've always wanted to see Kit call his bank and have the bank teller say something like "Yes I can see that there was a transfer of 4000 dollars from a savings account ending in 1930 to your checking account ending in 1337. We have reverted the transaction and the money has been returned to the savings account ending in 1930. Thank you for doing business with Gull & Bull Financial. Is there anything else we can help you with today?"

    • @Mzmissy215
      @Mzmissy215 Před 4 lety +24

      Yees! He should collab with IRLRosie, she can do a great automated message voice, she could pretend to be the bank employee

    • @deepblue812
      @deepblue812 Před 4 lety +15

      @@Mzmissy215 they've done a couple together, they are as good as you would think they would be :)

  • @melissaoneil1733
    @melissaoneil1733 Před 4 lety +46

    "Do not use internet connections any-vares" 😭😂

  • @bossyspaghetti
    @bossyspaghetti Před 4 lety +27

    "HAAAAAAAANK!!"
    "HAAAAAAAANK?!?!?"
    I'm fucking dying.

  • @w1tchmom
    @w1tchmom Před 4 lety +14

    West Philly Bornraised Blvd! I almost choked!
    It is so creepy when the scammers call anyone "honey"

  • @dmacanada2
    @dmacanada2 Před 4 lety +27

    All the protest, subway shut down, Internet outage going on in India right now, yet the scammers have access to Internet.

  • @Hey_Mister
    @Hey_Mister Před 4 lety +27

    13:37 Blockbuster and Winrar? Damn, how the hell did he fall for that?

  • @barbadosantigua1
    @barbadosantigua1 Před 4 lety +6

    Thank the Lord for young men like you educating us older generation on how not to be scammed. I had one of these Microsoft guys call me a couple of months ago but by watching your videos I knew not to even engage in conversation. Love from Scotland

  • @MG-je5xq
    @MG-je5xq Před 3 lety +10

    I watch Kitboga so much, I am slowly falling in love with him

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn Před 4 lety +18

    6:56 This scammer puts the BS in IBS.

  • @joshkoester54
    @joshkoester54 Před 4 lety +32

    Btw, I listen to these at work, it makes my day go by. I LOVE when you spend the money. That's the best part! I hope that you're getting paid for this because you're doing something important and the amount of effort and energy you put into making this entertainment is remarkable and commendable

    • @itsTheGshow
      @itsTheGshow Před 4 lety

      Joshua Koester 682k subs... he’s definitely getting paid for his vids (thankfully)

    • @Prezence101
      @Prezence101 Před 4 lety

      May I ask what kind of work you do

    • @joshkoester54
      @joshkoester54 Před 4 lety

      @@Prezence101 I work for an electrical supply company

    • @Prezence101
      @Prezence101 Před 4 lety

      Joshua Koester Oh no PG&E 😳

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose Před 4 lety +1

      He streams 8 hours a day on Twitch, he’s getting paid pretty well

  • @infowazz
    @infowazz Před 4 lety +13

    i love the voice, laughing so hard! i love when they get angry and yell. they are so vicious and do not care about who they are screwing. they can act so nice until they realize they aren't getting the money. they think its perfectly fine to steal like that. no heart.

  • @ericforman4721
    @ericforman4721 Před 2 lety +4

    My favorite part is when Kit keeps talking no matter how much he tries to talk over him.