My brother is renovating a dilapidated farm that has been in our family for seven generations. Check out his channel where he's recording the progress! www.youtube.com/@ArmstrongAcresFarm
@@JasonBrant In a nursing home, some where in Florida, that guy is freaking out because he finally sold a copy of his passion project. When he begins to write you excessive fan letters. DO NOT reject him.He just might become.... KILL CRAZY! ....... GRAAAHHHHH.
I’m gonna write and direct my own movie where I’m the main character and everyone else is like “you are the stupidest fattest ugliest person I’ve ever met. I hate you” and I utterly fail it everything I do. It’ll be a total game changer!
The line about "sympathy" being between "Shit and syphilis" was from "Johnny B. Goode" which came out a year before this. Later, Damon Wayans said it in "Major Payne".
So basically, Deadly Prey meets Champagne and Bullets. And the best actor in the whole thing is the dog. Fun vanity project, but the lack of a Shimmy Slide or tree backbreaker brings it down a few notches.
@@JasonBrantactor Dennis Waterman wrote and sang the theme tunes for the TV shows he was in. Little Britain did a sketch where he would only take roles if he could write and sing the theme tune.
@@briancoulombe4517 god like that line is beautiful. Champaigne and Bullets / GetEven is proof anyone and everyone should make a vanity film once in their lives.
I had the pleasure of interviewing Mr Heavener... He's just as awesome as he is in this movie lol. I've covered many David Heavener movies but this one is my "favorite" 😁
Ah, but John Travolta gets the REALLY bad movies, like *Battlefield Earth* and arguably his absolute worst, *Moment by Moment.* he still outranks his *Kotter* co-stars in terms of achieving peak badness.
I recognise Bruce Glover from playing an over-the-top bad guy in the Bond movie 'Diamonds Are Forever', but I don't think I've seen him in anything else until now
Singing, the postures, Brant Brother overload, Erin(a) with glowing sticks is epic(a) surprise. And that sympathy line... And of course that dog - it deserves it's own movie!
What an awesome way to start off my Sunday morning. It's funny that at 2:59 were Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs asked for some Michael Jackson which he later played his father Joseph for the Jacksons mini-series years later.
Kinda strange timing as in the past week or so we've had a new 'Joe Jackson' announced. Colman Domingo will be playing him in the biopic 'Michael' (starring Mike's real nephew, Jafaar Jackson)
The guy playing guitar is Santos Bonnacci … he is a magnificent guitar player and he speaks multiple languages…he has many mind blowing lectures on youtibe…this is amazing to see this
The ' you can find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary" comment, cracked me right up... My Mum used to say this to me ,as far back as I can remember... and that is going back to the 50's!
David Heavener started off as a musician, writing music for Hee Haw and the Tonight Show, and writes Christian rock now. He's a Christian musician who also writes, directs, and stars in Erotic Thrillers now.
Two Brians in the same video? This is getting out of hand! "The way he's holding that rifle, I don't think he was a soldier." "Which one?" That dog was a real MVP of the whole movie. The goodest boy.
Y’all need to watch a movie from Thailand called BORN TO FIGHT. It’s a bit goofy at times considering how high the body count is but there are a couple of stunts so insane that I’m shocked no one was killed or paralyzed filming them. Thanks for all the fun videos!
I love how much that one clip from Birdemic keeps reappearing. Probably the only good moment from the entire movie. That "Sympathy" line displayed the level of insanity that can only be reached by going full kill crazy.
YESSSSSS. I've been advocating for this movie in bad movie circles for years, decades. My close friend worked at Media Home Entertainment and brought home a carton of random VHS one time. We watched it and it was amazing. That this movie is so obscure in these circles is an injustice and I am glad to see you are putting it right!!
This channel never fails to entertain love the banter between you all, hilarious reactions, great content. I seen a movie on Prime called Sharktopus a Ayslum movie with Eric Roberts & automatically thought of your channel reacting to it 😂😂😂
Props to Benjamin Ross for adding KC to the SBIG library. Bluray is OOP and selling for big $$$. I tried watching KC a month or so ago, but only made it to the mid-point before fast forwarding to the end. Glad the crew survived!
"Juan Epstein" and "Boom Boom Washington" were characters on Welcome Back Kotter a 70s comedy, about a teacher that gets a job in the same HS he graduated from; that ran for about 5 years or so. Clearly, they peaked literally in High School. Danielle Brisbois, was famous for being on All in the Family and also in the band The New Radicals.
FWIW, I noticed you have "Red Line" in your movie collection. I have only seen clips of it, but it looks fantastic. Chad McQueen being perpetually confused about how transmissions work, with a stellar supporting cast including Michael Madsen, Dom DeLuise, Corey Feldman, Jan Michael Vincent and Robert Z'Dar! PLEASE WATCH IT! I'm begging you...
I recently started watching your videos and has become one of my favorites. I have learned that best way is get stoned first. I have laughed so much, it's crazy. I really enjoy. Jason, your wife is one of the most "real" people I have seen in a long time. I like her. I'll keep watching and LMAO.
Hey, great timing! I changed my work schedule not long ago, so it's like saturday for me and now the weekly clean up is today. I just mopped half the floor and took a break to let it dry a bit and you just uploaded this gem!😂
Of course! It's not amongst my personnal favorite but not every episode is a Verotika, an Intercessor or a Neil Breen marathon!❤ Also I've wanted a thumbnail like that since your Death Kick commentary! 😂 Things might also have the funniest title(I'm Canadian) and you honnestly made this movie very attracting to me(I love the weird stuff that makes no sense or shouldn't even exist like The Star Wars Holiday Special, Manos or Foodfight) so I might try to watch this travesty! Also I love ambitious movies who tried to be good but had to cut corners like Druids or Masters of the Universe. Also you should do Spawn eventually I think it was made for this channel!🙃
4:37 So you are telling me right here and now… Mr Wint from Diamonds Are Forever who was ‘pals’ with that creepy ass Mr Kidd… is George McFlys dad??? Ok… that’s my tiny brain frazzled.
I've watched so much bad crap on here and this is the first time I couldn't finish.. this was just.. brutal. I feel like you totally got trolled by whoever sent you the movie + note :D
Psst, he made 29 movies that he wrote, directed and starred in. Kinda sad that you don't know who Bruce Glover is, however everyone else in this cast has a noteworthy resume.
Me and my dad watched this awhile ago we were at awe at what we were watching by the end we had laughed so hard we couldn't speak and I have a friend who watch with us who had the same last name as the lead
My brother is renovating a dilapidated farm that has been in our family for seven generations. Check out his channel where he's recording the progress! www.youtube.com/@ArmstrongAcresFarm
Great location for Jason Brants vanity movie!
Why do you always change the title of the video?
@@voodoochile333use what you got!
@@Likexnerhave you ever seen a CZcams video before? Changing title is easiest lever to pull to play with early engagement on a video.
The next series of videos will be about the production of black tank tops lol@@voodoochile333
You gotta have your brother on more, he speaks for the audience! "Well, it's making ME a little kill crazy" 😆
Haha, he hasn't fully adapted to these shit movies yet.
@@JasonBrant In a nursing home, some where in Florida, that guy is freaking out because he finally sold a copy of his passion project. When he begins to write you excessive fan letters. DO NOT reject him.He just might become.... KILL CRAZY! ....... GRAAAHHHHH.
We miss Dave, will he be back soon? Any updates on the last kumite?
@@kennethkeene433 The Last Kumite releases in May. That's probably when Dave will be on next, too.
@@JasonBrant FOUR WHOLE MONTHS?!? Say it ain't so, Mr. Brant, please!!!!
I’m gonna write and direct my own movie where I’m the main character and everyone else is like “you are the stupidest fattest ugliest person I’ve ever met. I hate you” and I utterly fail it everything I do.
It’ll be a total game changer!
The world needs more Humility Projects.😂
I'd watch it!
Send me a copy when it's finished. I need to watch it 🤣
I'd watch it. I already feel like it's about me.
Follow me around with a camera for a week.
3:20 His hand comes off the guitar, but it is still strumming. This man is amazing.
He's just that good.
The best!
Of the Best.
I suck, i still have to press down on the strings to make sounds 😢
I noticed that too.
The line about "sympathy" being between "Shit and syphilis" was from "Johnny B. Goode" which came out a year before this. Later, Damon Wayans said it in "Major Payne".
I first heard the line in Major Payne, I didn’t know it first came out in Johnny B Goode
Ahhhh....so I take back what I said about it being original. I thought this guy must have been proud when he wrote that one. Silly me.
Makes sense that he didn't come up with this.
36:24 R.I.P. Carl Weathers forever action Jackson.
Damn, RIP
He went way too young. RIP.
@@JasonBrantyou should watch Shadow Warriors with Carl Weathers & Hulk Hogan
Bruce Glover played a villian in James Bond Diamonds are Forever - he played Mr Wint and Putter Smith played his colleague Mr Kidd.
Been a loooong time since I watched that.
@@JasonBrant An oldie but a goodie!
I *knew* he looked familiar!
THAT'S it. Cheers!
The neighbor in Slumber Party Massacre too
“This movie looks like it’s gonna be fun “
“jungle, music “
“never mind “
haha
So basically, Deadly Prey meets Champagne and Bullets. And the best actor in the whole thing is the dog.
Fun vanity project, but the lack of a Shimmy Slide or tree backbreaker brings it down a few notches.
Ta da da! Ta da! God i miss that sound!
He didn't do a Bill Shakespeare performance either.
Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune.
If you know,you know.
Dennis Waterman 😁
His friends are dyin' 🎶
and he starts cryin' 🎶
I don't know.
@@JasonBrantactor Dennis Waterman wrote and sang the theme tunes for the TV shows he was in.
Little Britain did a sketch where he would only take roles if he could write and sing the theme tune.
The LOOK on your brother's face when Puckett said "Jungle Music" was pure gold.
I couldn't help it
Took all of us off guard, haha.
4:50 Crispin Glover’s dad was one of the weird assassins in Diamonds are Forever
Wow, I see the resemblance. That's mind blowing and totally on brand.
@@FreejackVesa totally on Brant
FIFY
Didn't remember that all.
Bruce Glover played a henchman in Diamonds Are Forever, also he played a priest in Warlock The Armageddon as well as a load of TV guest roles.
ChinaTown
Need to watch more of him on here. Warlock The Armageddon sounds like our kind of movie.
Glover is also in Hard Times , one of the Best Charles Bronson's movies
When it’s got a drunk Wings Hauser stealing every scene he’s in, THEN you can compare to champagne and bullets.
Wings Hauser doesn't remember doing Champaigne and Bullets. It never happened.
@@sparthyslaysstuff2405 how dare you deny one of the greatest performances in all of cinema!
🪙
Here’s a quarter, buy yourself a personality.
@@sparthyslaysstuff2405 I doubt Wings remembers any of his acting gigs.
@@briancoulombe4517 god like that line is beautiful. Champaigne and Bullets / GetEven is proof anyone and everyone should make a vanity film once in their lives.
That's a high bar to cross.
Its great to see your brother again man
Thanks!
Great to be seen
I had the pleasure of interviewing Mr Heavener... He's just as awesome as he is in this movie lol. I've covered many David Heavener movies but this one is my "favorite" 😁
His name sounded SO familiar I had to look him up. He was on one of my mom's soap operas, guess that's where I knew it from.
Is he aware of how insane this movie is?
@@JasonBrant I don't think he'd ever admit it, but yeah I think he knows exactly what he's doing. Lol
24:26 Best comment of the video.
The dog was the best actor in the movie.
🤣
The thumbnail is killing me already 😭
🤣
haha
🩲
0:20 Burt Ward? ROBIN?!!!! and it sounds like half the cast of WELCOME BACK KOTTER 🤣🤣
Ah, but John Travolta gets the REALLY bad movies, like *Battlefield Earth* and arguably his absolute worst, *Moment by Moment.* he still outranks his *Kotter* co-stars in terms of achieving peak badness.
@@reidmason2551 Can't argue that. I saw more of Battlefield Earth watching these guys trying to make sense of it. Weird Flick.
This dude has stared in, directed, and produced more than 20 of his own movies.
I recognise Bruce Glover from playing an over-the-top bad guy in the Bond movie 'Diamonds Are Forever', but I don't think I've seen him in anything else until now
This was the pinnacle of his career.
He was in Chinatown@@JasonBrant
Singing, the postures, Brant Brother overload, Erin(a) with glowing sticks is epic(a) surprise. And that sympathy line... And of course that dog - it deserves it's own movie!
Haha thanks!
I expect the glowing sticks to make a lot of appearances going forward.
The actress that played Libby (Danielle Brisebois) played Stephanie on “All in The Family” & “Archie Bunkers Place”.
What an awesome way to start off my Sunday morning. It's funny that at 2:59 were Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs asked for some Michael Jackson which he later played his father Joseph for the Jacksons mini-series years later.
Kinda strange timing as in the past week or so we've had a new 'Joe Jackson' announced. Colman Domingo will be playing him in the biopic 'Michael' (starring Mike's real nephew, Jafaar Jackson)
@@carn9507 So true.
27:05 Lassie - The Rambo Years
On another Note, your Brother should star in his own Vanity Project. He looks like a Badass!
Holy shit y’all got peeps from Welcome Back, Kotter!
And Danielle Brisebois from Archie Bunker's Place. Topless. In the water.
@@themoviedealers how did they all end up in this?? 🤣
"Lookin' good, Mistah Kottair!"
@@Scott_Forsell 🤣🤣🤣
Washington with the fro
They had an infinite number of takes to record a good version of the songs and this was these were the best versions. This is going to be good.
Haha, so true.
I genuinely appreciate that anytime Jason or Brian says "Oh my god" they say it the same way as that kid in Troll 2.
Lmao I guess we do
haha
That dog is one of the best performers I’ve seen in any of these movies. What a good buppy
The guy playing guitar is Santos Bonnacci … he is a magnificent guitar player and he speaks multiple languages…he has many mind blowing lectures on youtibe…this is amazing to see this
I cannot believe that Major Payne took the Shit and Syphilis line from this movie, amazing!! 😂
Crispin Glover's dad plays a Bond villain in Diamonds Are Forever
I haven't seen that in a really long time.
The dog was awesome. Must be the power of love.
He had to crawl, he is trying to drink the pain away.
After a Sunday brunch of fish and chips, this is perfect.
The ' you can find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary" comment, cracked me right up... My Mum used to say this to me ,as far back as I can remember... and that is going back to the 50's!
David Heavener started off as a musician, writing music for Hee Haw and the Tonight Show, and writes Christian rock now. He's a Christian musician who also writes, directs, and stars in Erotic Thrillers now.
Wow that was some amazing tactical CQB maneuvers he did in front of the entryway to the building. You know…that’s how the SEALs do it…barefoot.
Now that is a vanity project! Another crazy film you should watch is “Pressure Point” from Edgewood Studios.
Boom Boom Washington lives up to his name! 💥
Seriously that line was incredible! And yes this is the first time I have ever seen a reverse time bomb!
Burt Ward played Robin beside Mayor West's Batman and Lawrence Hilton Jacobs was Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington on Welcome Back Kotter.
I remember Bruce glover mostly from playing Mr. Wint in Diamonds are Forever.
10% !!!! Sounds like you'll need it with THIS vanity project lol
7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!
Dunno this movie, but I'm ready!!! Oh yeah, 12°F, finally got above zero!!!
ON WIT DA FUN
Hope you like a lot of singing.
Two Brians in the same video? This is getting out of hand!
"The way he's holding that rifle, I don't think he was a soldier."
"Which one?"
That dog was a real MVP of the whole movie. The goodest boy.
12:45 the clock on the bomb is counting up!
Y’all need to watch a movie from Thailand called BORN TO FIGHT. It’s a bit goofy at times considering how high the body count is but there are a couple of stunts so insane that I’m shocked no one was killed or paralyzed filming them. Thanks for all the fun videos!
I love how much that one clip from Birdemic keeps reappearing. Probably the only good moment from the entire movie. That "Sympathy" line displayed the level of insanity that can only be reached by going full kill crazy.
I be laughing nonstop
YESSSSSS. I've been advocating for this movie in bad movie circles for years, decades. My close friend worked at Media Home Entertainment and brought home a carton of random VHS one time. We watched it and it was amazing. That this movie is so obscure in these circles is an injustice and I am glad to see you are putting it right!!
This channel never fails to entertain love the banter between you all, hilarious reactions, great content.
I seen a movie on Prime called Sharktopus a Ayslum movie with Eric Roberts & automatically thought of your channel reacting to it 😂😂😂
Epstein and Freddy Washington were characters from the 70’s Welcome Back Kotter tv show
Props to Benjamin Ross for adding KC to the SBIG library. Bluray is OOP and selling for big $$$. I tried watching KC a month or so ago, but only made it to the mid-point before fast forwarding to the end. Glad the crew survived!
This was a great find. I don't know how you guys find these.
This channel is legit my favorite and always enjoy when a new episode shows up.
"Juan Epstein" and "Boom Boom Washington" were characters on Welcome Back Kotter a 70s comedy, about a teacher that gets a job in the same HS he graduated from; that ran for about 5 years or so. Clearly, they peaked literally in High School.
Danielle Brisbois, was famous for being on All in the Family and also in the band The New Radicals.
I always love to discover new vanity projects by you guys!
If Sifu Seagal had a double this would be it lol 😂😂 The dog is the best part of this movie and the hero 😊
Brian needs to have a word with Brian’s brain
The "Birdemic" clip always cracks me up!
This is insanity at its finest 😂😂
To go from James Bond to Kill Crazy. Was Bruce Glover told he was going to be the Cameron Mitchell of this flick?
25:20 "Give him a diamond cutter"
Well, that would have been controversial.
This was one of your funniest reviews. SBIG.
My day instantly gets better when Jason posts a video..
Thanks!
Danielle Brisebois was on All in the Family and Archie Bunker's Place as a child actor. Later she was in New Radicals (You Get What You Give).
Indeed, people mention her acting credits but she was also the keyboardist/backing vocals for the one-hit New Radicals 😄 Interesting career lol
Lol they walk with air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age🤣😁
Gotta walk out the second this ends, saying this while the video plays, i wanna see this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣seeya guys on Thursday!!!
One of the best channels around. Thanks for making great content. I also wear a gold pinky ring solely because of you guys 😂
So that's what happened to Boom Boom "Hi there" Washington from Welcome Back Kotter. He went boom.
FWIW, I noticed you have "Red Line" in your movie collection. I have only seen clips of it, but it looks fantastic. Chad McQueen being perpetually confused about how transmissions work, with a stellar supporting cast including Michael Madsen, Dom DeLuise, Corey Feldman, Jan Michael Vincent and Robert Z'Dar! PLEASE WATCH IT! I'm begging you...
Burt ward was also in a ron marchini movie called "karate raiders".
Adam West is in Omega Cop another Marchini movie.
Cool MotU shirt, Jason. :D
(just pre-ordered next batch of Masterverse figures about an hour ago. :P )
You watched a few movies with BATMAN (Adam West) so now you FINALLY got a movie staring ROBIN (Burt Ward)! AWESOME!! :D
Heavener was lucky to get him. Turns out there wasn't a convention or car show that weekend.
I recently started watching your videos and has become one of my favorites. I have learned that best way is get stoned first. I have laughed so much, it's crazy. I really enjoy. Jason, your wife is one of the most "real" people I have seen in a long time. I like her. I'll keep watching and LMAO.
Hey, great timing! I changed my work schedule not long ago, so it's like saturday for me and now the weekly clean up is today. I just mopped half the floor and took a break to let it dry a bit and you just uploaded this gem!😂
Hope you dig it!
Of course! It's not amongst my personnal favorite but not every episode is a Verotika, an Intercessor or a Neil Breen marathon!❤
Also I've wanted a thumbnail like that since your Death Kick commentary! 😂
Things might also have the funniest title(I'm Canadian) and you honnestly made this movie very attracting to me(I love the weird stuff that makes no sense or shouldn't even exist like The Star Wars Holiday Special, Manos or Foodfight) so I might try to watch this travesty!
Also I love ambitious movies who tried to be good but had to cut corners like Druids or Masters of the Universe. Also you should do Spawn eventually I think it was made for this channel!🙃
We used to sing Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places" while riding around in Baghdad in 2003 lmao!!
I’ve added the movie theme to the list of songs I need to learn for my channel
Hell yeah! Do it!
@@JasonBrant I’m doing it :)
4:37 So you are telling me right here and now… Mr Wint from Diamonds Are Forever who was ‘pals’ with that creepy ass Mr Kidd… is George McFlys dad??? Ok… that’s my tiny brain frazzled.
I didn't know any of this either.
The dark haired girl is Danielle Brisebois, who also played the little girl Stephanie in "All in the Family" and "Bunker's Place".
Oh wow, a literal sausage party!
Bewbs show up eventually.
Holy crazy singing vanity project Batman!
Shit'n' syphilis! I am so going to use that when the moment arises! nearly cacked myself laughing.
The early villain stuff was pretty vile, but the rampage made up for it. Plus that Sympathy one-liner? Fucking hell YES!
I've watched so much bad crap on here and this is the first time I couldn't finish.. this was just.. brutal. I feel like you totally got trolled by whoever sent you the movie + note :D
The whole gang’s here. I know this will be a banger of an episode. 🎉
Hope you dig it!
@@JasonBrantwhere’s Dave!
4:35 That's Mr Wint from Diamonds Are Forever!
That black guy is Lawrence Hilton “Freddie” from the 70’s show “Welcome Back Kotter!”
That shit was funny at the timestamp of 850. I thought he was gonna start singing a song ha ha ha ha ha ha
Giving Erin rave sticks was an amazing idea. Brings so much production value!!
You had me at vanity project.
okay them cutting to the girls hmmering a tent peg into the ground with a rock right after the deliverance moment was the editors having fun
Psst, he made 29 movies that he wrote, directed and starred in. Kinda sad that you don't know who Bruce Glover is, however everyone else in this cast has a noteworthy resume.
Me and my dad watched this awhile ago we were at awe at what we were watching by the end we had laughed so hard we couldn't speak and I have a friend who watch with us who had the same last name as the lead
You guys are great! Just woke and...boom. SO BAD IT'S GOOD! Jason, Erin, Bryan, and Jason's inverse! Good Sunday!
"My eye's have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo..."😂😂😂
I had to rewind to make sure he didn't American History X us
The gal with Chun Li legs was a kid in All In The Family with Archie Bunker. Crazy movie
"Worm on an olive branch tattoo " 🤣
He has a very nice voice. Very warm. I wouldn't mind listening to an album of his.
Well it's Sunday then,
Looks a good as always 👍
This one is something.
It definitely was 😂😂
Still gotta check this one out with my bad movie group. After seeing this review that time needs to be sooner than later.
The brunette is Danielle Brisebois, she was the kid on Archie Bunkers Place. She was also in Big Bad Mama II.