Tomatoes with Custard - Frank Skinner's Opinionated - Series 3, Episode 3 - BBC Two

SdĂ­let
VloĆŸit
  • čas pƙidĂĄn 21. 08. 2024
  • Subscribe and 🔔 to the BBC 👉 bit.ly/BBCYouT...
    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... www.bbc.co.uk/p... Frank convinces his guests to eat tomatoes with custard.
    #bbc
    All our TV channels and S4C are available to watch live through BBC iPlayer, although some programmes may not be available to stream online due to rights. If you would like to read more on what types of programmes are available to watch live, check the 'Are all programmes that are broadcast available on BBC iPlayer?' FAQ 👉 bbc.in/2m8ks6v.

Komentáƙe • 173

  • @damshek
    @damshek Pƙed 5 lety +141

    I'm imagining a flustered production assistant with a headset on, queuing in the nearest sainsburys with tomatoes and custard, nervously glancing at his watch.

    • @Faronwoodss
      @Faronwoodss Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      Best comment I’ve read all day

    • @BigAL0074
      @BigAL0074 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

      Or they just went to the kitchen.

  • @steve-marsh
    @steve-marsh Pƙed 3 lety +102

    I’m sure Greg is just thinking VEGETABLES!

  • @franz6047
    @franz6047 Pƙed 3 lety +46

    Sooo do you remember that time when Greg davies fed Victoria coren some tomatoes and custard with a 20 pound spoon on the bbc?
    That sentence really shouldn't exist but thank the gods of entertainment that it does 😂😂

    • @Faronwoodss
      @Faronwoodss Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +1

      Even better after her appearance in taskmaster

  • @AliceP.
    @AliceP. Pƙed 5 lety +35

    What I love about british TV and radio is that you can never expect how random it might get

  • @williamjackson2089
    @williamjackson2089 Pƙed 10 lety +169

    What is the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • @hollycortes1
    @hollycortes1 Pƙed 12 lety +49

    mr davis my old drama teacher legend !!

    • @dannyboy12357
      @dannyboy12357 Pƙed 7 lety

      How was he as a teacher?

    • @b-m9480
      @b-m9480 Pƙed 6 lety +2

      dannyboy12357 ...a legend

    • @tomimpala
      @tomimpala Pƙed 6 lety +9

      In his new comedy show he talks about how teaching was the one thing he could really look back on and be proud, it was the one thing he really was good at and made a difference. Then he gets out some quotes from his pupils which consisted of "Let's be honest, you were a fun teacher, but also pretty shit".

  • @dillzer12
    @dillzer12 Pƙed 3 lety +19

    The more I watch her the more I love her

  • @69drummerdude
    @69drummerdude Pƙed 8 lety +186

    I'm still jealous of David...

    • @ErisRising
      @ErisRising Pƙed 8 lety +15

      Oh my God, so am I. I thought I was too old and too settled in my life for this sort of infatuation.

    • @69drummerdude
      @69drummerdude Pƙed 8 lety +4

      Here here! ;-D

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 Pƙed 8 lety

      Maybe it's the accent that distracts me (I am Canadian and we tend to think of English people as smarter) but I can't really tell if she is highly intelligent or not.

    • @69drummerdude
      @69drummerdude Pƙed 8 lety +25

      +sweiland75 As she is a worldclass poker player and respected writer and journalist, I'm going with most likely intelligent, highly....

    • @ErisRising
      @ErisRising Pƙed 8 lety +6

      sweiland75 Check her out in some other things. She's brilliant.

  • @rkbaker722
    @rkbaker722 Pƙed 2 lety +13

    Watching this after Taskmaster Series 12 is hilarious.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Pƙed rokem

      Flashing back to the “drinking Ribena while keeping your mouth open” task.

  • @gdsmchrisf5675
    @gdsmchrisf5675 Pƙed 6 lety +48

    Victoria coren covered in custard , omg, i may have to have a lie down in a darkened room for a while

  • @SirKnobofCheese
    @SirKnobofCheese Pƙed 12 lety +19

    Greg Davies Looks like Rick Mayall with gigantism

  • @warsshan
    @warsshan Pƙed 5 lety +7

    What Victoria wants, what Victoria gets

  • @Dead-Ball-Situation
    @Dead-Ball-Situation Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Always fancied Victoria Coren

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 Pƙed 5 lety +15

    More arousing than it should've been, to be honest... Mitchell, you lucky bastard.

  • @blindfreddy9157
    @blindfreddy9157 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Ironically, one of David Mitchell's (her husband) well known hates is the classification of tomatoes as fruit.

  • @silencewillfall7144
    @silencewillfall7144 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    She married the right man
 at least in the fruit or veg debate department.

  • @NonRoker
    @NonRoker Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Botanically its a fruit. Culinarily its a vegetable. Just like not all culinary herbs are botanical herbs and certainly not all botanical herbs is even edible.

  • @redmercer4158
    @redmercer4158 Pƙed 10 lety +92

    Thanks to Frank Skinner for handing Vicky the heavy spoon while she was wearing something low-cut

  • @NeoDragoN7676
    @NeoDragoN7676 Pƙed 12 lety +13

    Victoria Coren leaning forward mouth open saying its too big. Great show.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor Pƙed 3 lety +7

    I remember being in school back when that decision was made in America. What a weird bit of news that was.

  • @cjknotty
    @cjknotty Pƙed 12 lety +8

    I love Victoria Coren.

    • @Chris-wq3pe
      @Chris-wq3pe Pƙed 3 lety

      you and the rest of the planet, mate

  • @JKCWvids
    @JKCWvids Pƙed 5 lety +3

    aaah the joy of 1:52

  • @keithallardice6139
    @keithallardice6139 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    That's the first time I've ever seen this - is there such a condition as "Perma-smile"??
    It made me happy :-)

  • @GD-xn6jw
    @GD-xn6jw Pƙed 5 lety +8

    "That's huge."

  • @greengunner4749
    @greengunner4749 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    She's a ride

  • @leovyner
    @leovyner Pƙed 12 lety +4

    it`s a dumbbell spoon!

  • @briane5706
    @briane5706 Pƙed 6 lety +14

    She is just ... aaah!

    • @AkashKumar47
      @AkashKumar47 Pƙed 6 lety +1

      Congratulations mate! You've successfully jizzed over your phone screen...

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 Pƙed 7 lety +42

    Never mind the custard and tomato, i would just eat Victoria.

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 Pƙed 7 lety +9

      Irishfox - Please form an orderly queue.

    • @trevingaffney9187
      @trevingaffney9187 Pƙed 7 lety +5

      Irishfox (You're goddamn, fuckin right!) This is just disrespectful! (Labia, clitoris, back to labia, hit the whispering eye, back to labia, then back to clitoris) Insensitive shit like this is why it's hard for women to be on TV!!! (I'd eat the ass if she wanted me to!) Please stop objectifying this brilliant woman!

    • @andrewtucker94
      @andrewtucker94 Pƙed 6 lety +2

      Why is this boring shit on any video with any people with no Y chromosome

    • @stevenbaggley1257
      @stevenbaggley1257 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      With custard, or without?

    • @q851230
      @q851230 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      David:Over my dead body !

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan Pƙed 5 lety +6

    Feeding Victoria custard, that is sexy :-)

  • @drtoonie
    @drtoonie Pƙed 11 lety +6

    Until about 3:00 I was unsure about whether Frank was just pretending that he liked it as a ploy to make Victoria try it.
    ...now I kind of want to try tomatoes and custard.

  • @ayanabenjamin376
    @ayanabenjamin376 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    8 years ago... where's David!

  • @coffeenurse
    @coffeenurse Pƙed 12 lety +2

    Any one else surprised no one mentioned fish fingers and custard??

  • @rahmij
    @rahmij Pƙed 6 lety +8

    There's a couple of tomatoes there I wouldn't mind putting some cream on!

  • @janeeyre1990
    @janeeyre1990 Pƙed 12 lety

    @EuroNoobz Yes, I know. You'll note I said "by common use." The court said that since tomatoes are generally eaten with savory meals and not desert it is not a fruit, which is essentially what they were talking about in this clip.

    • @manuelbonet
      @manuelbonet Pƙed 3 lety

      I am always amazed when I remember that you couldn't reply to a comment as we understand it today on CZcams

  • @trollson66
    @trollson66 Pƙed 12 lety +7

    botanically its a fruit - or a berry to be more pedantic (afair?).
    but in culinary its classed as a vegetable.
    two different domains.
    hell, I only watched this for Victoria anyway...

    • @ncrsnz
      @ncrsnz Pƙed 7 lety

      Simon Watts i

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 Pƙed 11 lety +2

    No, what I mean is exactly what I wrote. Also, fungi are not plants.

  • @somegalfromcan
    @somegalfromcan Pƙed 12 lety +4

    pizzas also have cheese on them - are they a dairy product.

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 Pƙed 7 lety +1

    While we are at it, let us now discuss how corn is actually a grain.

  • @yanmorris8953
    @yanmorris8953 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I wonder whether David has watched this and what his reaction was

  • @spartybrearly7221
    @spartybrearly7221 Pƙed rokem

    Victoria covered in tomato and custard 😍😍😍

  • @JoeRivermanSongwriter
    @JoeRivermanSongwriter Pƙed 4 lety +10

    I was seeing a dark haired version of Victoria for a bit. Same proportions but brunette. Ah mammaries. I mean memories.

    • @cirque2452
      @cirque2452 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Hahahaha... F*ck you ... 😂

    • @BionicRusty
      @BionicRusty Pƙed 3 lety

      Lucky boy but how daft are you for letting them go. đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

  • @carpy1970
    @carpy1970 Pƙed 7 lety +2

    well american schools already class chips as a vegetable. On the tomatoes are a fruit thing, well so are half the things we call vegetables:- chillies, peppers, cucumber, aubergine, courgette, marrow, pumpkin, avocado, beans, peas, olives.......

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 Pƙed 6 lety +1

      Yup, another non-American making incorrect statements about America.

    • @weskingston264
      @weskingston264 Pƙed rokem

      @@mathewfullerton8577 4 years later...If you're not aware, 'chips' = fries in the UK. And I'm not sure what the exact guidelines were when this was filmed, but a quick Google search shows an article from 2020 says that school lunch guidelines were updated and:
      "...the new rules will solidify a temporary rule change quietly released this past spring that pasta made with starchy vegetable-based flours will count as a vegetable, even if it has no actual vegetables served with it. It also lowers the minimum requirement of red/orange vegetables and allows schools to offer potatoes as a vegetable every day, including in the form of french fries."
      Yup, another American talking shit without realizing how fked the USA really is in many, many ways.

  • @jamesdettmann94
    @jamesdettmann94 Pƙed rokem

    Pause at 2:37 and block the left half of the screen with your hand.

  • @legodarknight101
    @legodarknight101 Pƙed 12 lety

    Tomato + Custard = New Fishfingers + Custard

  • @EvesInParadise
    @EvesInParadise Pƙed 12 lety +4

    Is it true that Victoria is dating David Mitchell?...

  • @alyburr6645
    @alyburr6645 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

    god some of the old comments on this are horrible, but I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one wondering whether fish fingers now count as a fruit lol

  • @mikefox248
    @mikefox248 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Phwoar sticky Vicky - 18 cert needed

  • @joanneadair7498
    @joanneadair7498 Pƙed 3 lety

    WTF is a dumbbell spoon? Lmao

  • @nielsvdhaar
    @nielsvdhaar Pƙed 12 lety

    @grishtak knightnuckerwit was just making a doctor who reference dude . Thanks for being todays derp .

  • @blondechi
    @blondechi Pƙed 12 lety

    i want to try tomato and custard now.....

  • @EuroNoobz
    @EuroNoobz Pƙed 12 lety

    @janeeyre1990 yes, well, that court can decide whatever it wants it's still a fruit.
    I only said it was a fruit, i didn't say it wasn't a vegetable...
    0.o
    Vegetable isn't really a legit botanical term.. but a culinary
    bulbs, roots, stem, leaves, flowers, fruits, seeds & fungi can all be considered vegetables

  • @janeeyre1990
    @janeeyre1990 Pƙed 12 lety

    @EuroNoobz The America Supreme Court decided in Nix v. Hedden (1893) that, by common use, tomatoes are a vegetable.

  • @JoeStunner
    @JoeStunner Pƙed 12 lety

    @AerynRavanna
    I hear you, brother.

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 Pƙed 11 lety +3

    Keep digging.
    In biology, "vegetable" designates the entire plant kingdom. It's irrelevant if they're "poisonous" or not (especially since something that is poisonous to some organisms can be perfectly safe for others, and vice versa).
    And fungi are a completely separate kingdom (Eukaryota / Opisthokonta / Fungi), somewhat related to animals (Eukaryota / Opisthokonta / Animalia), but on a completely different branch from plants (Eukaryota / Archaeplastida / Plantae).

  • @austinhuber3131
    @austinhuber3131 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I didn't hear a word anyone said

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 Pƙed 12 lety

    All fruits are vegetables. If you're picking fruits off animals, the RSPCA would like to have a word with you.

  • @trodd77
    @trodd77 Pƙed 8 lety +1

    ........................And.....Relax.

  • @jackclewley95
    @jackclewley95 Pƙed 7 lety +5

    I only came here to see how Frank Skinner would pronounce Tomato.

  • @alanbrown667
    @alanbrown667 Pƙed 6 lety +1

    Wouldn't waste it on the carpet

  • @praketingrichraft6181
    @praketingrichraft6181 Pƙed rokem

    It's worse than just pizza, they actually tried to get ketchup classified as a vegetable as well.

  • @markbrown4127
    @markbrown4127 Pƙed 6 lety +1

    Oh god

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 Pƙed 6 lety +10

    2:52 - Frank: I have to say this is quite sexy
    Vicky Coren is so gorgeous it hurts... damn

  • @ystoyanov3669
    @ystoyanov3669 Pƙed 5 lety

    Oow that was a fun clip..

  • @iosifpateroulis1081
    @iosifpateroulis1081 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    I can feel something moving in my trousers, and it's not the keyring or the spare change

  • @sandymack9345
    @sandymack9345 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    I'm a bog standard green alien watching the coren creature....đŸ„’

  • @kejmlok
    @kejmlok Pƙed 11 lety +3

    Does this mean fish fingers are fruit too?

  • @ihasmario
    @ihasmario Pƙed 11 lety

    Berry.

  • @emulus4000
    @emulus4000 Pƙed rokem

    People don't believe the amount of things that are actually fruits. Like tomatoes and cucumbers. Or that a pumpkin is a berry. Or that corn is a fruit

    • @weskingston264
      @weskingston264 Pƙed rokem

      I agree, and generally love pedantry/being a pedant (as is about to be displayed), but isn't corn technically a grain/pulse and not a fruit?

  • @DarthJedi2005remixes
    @DarthJedi2005remixes Pƙed 12 lety

    I think the generally held definition of a fruit is something which contains it's own seeds. So under that definition, I guess a pepper is a fruit too.

  • @obugger
    @obugger Pƙed 11 lety

    No, what you mean is all fruits are plants. Plants divide into lots of categories, trees,grasses, shrubs, mosses, fungi and, yes also vegetables and fruits.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 Pƙed 5 lety +9

    To all those comments talking about how sexy Victoria is, I have one thing to say:
    I agree!

  • @nielsvdhaar
    @nielsvdhaar Pƙed 12 lety

    @grishtak Relax dude, have a fishfinger .

  • @davym23
    @davym23 Pƙed 4 lety

    Lol

  • @pippasbm
    @pippasbm Pƙed 4 lety +4

    usually gorgeous, stunning, intelligent ,funny and charismatic people leave me slightly OMG FAKE !!! But Victoria Coren Mitchell... legend !

  • @DarthJedi2005remixes
    @DarthJedi2005remixes Pƙed 12 lety

    @LyLaPla You know, as soon as I posted that comment, that's EXACTLY what went through my mind...

  • @EuroNoobz
    @EuroNoobz Pƙed 12 lety

    tomato def. is a fruit..

  • @sharonhammer3901
    @sharonhammer3901 Pƙed 2 lety

    English 'custard' must mean something quite different from what Americans consider custard. It's all very confusing. Where is the guide to all things British for Americans?

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 Pƙed 2 lety

      What does it mean in the US? Because in Canada it's a kind of pudding/mousse type thing with milk, sugar, and eggs, and it looks exactly like what they're eating here. I would have assumed it was the same in the States...

    • @sharonhammer3901
      @sharonhammer3901 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@junbh2 Whatever is in Skinner's bowl is far too liquid to qualify for the milk, eggs, sugar sort of custard that I eat. 'Proper' custard should be set. Where I live in the U.S., custard is most often eaten as custard pie. My favorite is coconut custard pie. In the British series, As Time Goes B, Lionel is always going on about 'custard tarts'. When he wants one he reaches into the cupboard for it. I know that outside the U.S. people have different ideas about refrigeration, but it always alarmed me that something called a custard tart was not refrigerated. There are also lots of fancy schmancy things one can concoct from the basic custard idea. Chef-y or Mahtha type of razzmatazz.

  • @LyLaPla
    @LyLaPla Pƙed 12 lety

    @DarthJedi2005remixes that would make every man in the world a fruit then ;-)

  • @TheTomhamilton8
    @TheTomhamilton8 Pƙed 12 lety

    it is a fruit

  • @tyajoy
    @tyajoy Pƙed 12 lety

    EXACTLY. we americans are lame. i'm moving to europe when i'm done with school

  • @maryhadfad
    @maryhadfad Pƙed 12 lety

    @cmomofilm are you a woman?

  • @vaushssexyboyfriend2623
    @vaushssexyboyfriend2623 Pƙed 2 lety

    She's as about as funny as my seizures

  • @yourworstnightmare1332
    @yourworstnightmare1332 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

    All fruits are vegetables.