The least worth it scheme in history (HITMAN)

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Komentáře • 87

  • @aidanmilton9742
    @aidanmilton9742 Před měsícem +244

    We’re hitman guys, of course we put 20 hours into the game every 18 months

    • @dekkonot
      @dekkonot Před měsícem +9

      This is the most real comment I've ever read. It's like playing Slay the Spire daily for like 2 months and then not playing it for 8 months.

    • @deetsitmeisterjd
      @deetsitmeisterjd Před měsícem +2

      ​@@dekkonotMe when NL plays StS 2 for one video and never touches it again.

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 Před měsícem +17

    "I got an idea" **pulls out gun in full view of security camera, instantly hunted**

  • @VVIllam100
    @VVIllam100 Před měsícem +158

    "Don't worry! I got him! and the SOB was naked too!" I'm crying. 21:19

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce Před měsícem

      "The sick pervert took off all his clothes while I was beatin the shit outta him!!"

    • @radarhead82
      @radarhead82 Před měsícem

      Oh my god I cackled

  • @CTOOFBOOGLE
    @CTOOFBOOGLE Před měsícem +50

    NL is funniest when he’s playing hitman

  • @guymann1660
    @guymann1660 Před měsícem +47

    exploding golfball? that's how i woulda did it

  • @jessewest2700
    @jessewest2700 Před měsícem +16

    Telling a woman “you exist for my pleasure so can you get out of your cycle” problematic.

  • @ViciousVirusV2
    @ViciousVirusV2 Před měsícem +46

    The best Agent 47 cosplayer has logged on

  • @ChickenFriedVice
    @ChickenFriedVice Před měsícem +27

    the Sieker + kitchen knife one-two combo was pure evil

  • @SeaTimeless
    @SeaTimeless Před měsícem +25

    NL playing this again is really giving me the Freelancer bug, might have to boot it up again and see how much of my muscle memory has disappeared

    • @jimmygangster4453
      @jimmygangster4453 Před měsícem

      This happened to me. 😭 When Freelancer came out, I had not lost a mission. Now I can’t get past 3 missions without failing. 😔

  • @elijaharsenault
    @elijaharsenault Před měsícem +32

    we are so back

  • @adamthedog1
    @adamthedog1 Před měsícem +20

    man am i pegged up for this. hope he plays it for a little bit 🙏

  • @KostkaJones
    @KostkaJones Před měsícem +76

    Cant believe balatro is over, might have to start taking hard drugs

    • @deetsitmeisterjd
      @deetsitmeisterjd Před měsícem +14

      Gameplay with interesting variables, What ever shall we do?

    • @andresantos7120
      @andresantos7120 Před měsícem +7

      Tbh i started doing them but then hitman season came along and i remember that i love hitman so +2

    • @kholdseid6614
      @kholdseid6614 Před měsícem +5

      Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

    • @JesterWDE
      @JesterWDE Před měsícem +14

      This clears balatro any day of the week

    • @KostkaJones
      @KostkaJones Před měsícem +1

      @@JesterWDE you just don’t know how to count

  • @samuelsisti4849
    @samuelsisti4849 Před měsícem +9

    I think about the "that's how I woulda done it" video every day. My go to thought when I do any activity. It drives my wife insane

    • @Argoose-gz3zf
      @Argoose-gz3zf Před měsícem

      Driving partners insane with NL related bits is intended beta

  • @MadaxeMunkeee
    @MadaxeMunkeee Před měsícem +5

    As a New Zealander I would like to disown the zucchini slice, that’s some Aussie bullsh*t if ever I saw it

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Před měsícem +3

    He looked away to not get toilet water splash on his face. Professionals have standards.

  • @Lindelldesign
    @Lindelldesign Před měsícem +6

    So glad Hitman is back. Peak entertainment!

  • @NewportRed100s
    @NewportRed100s Před měsícem +9

    Smoked since I was 15. Shits so hard to give up but I am going to.

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 Před měsícem +1

      It is pretty difficult! It's easy to be like, yeah, maybe just less today and we start tomorrow. I basically had to time travel to quit. Put my ass on lockdown and just slept for a few days to get by the hardest bits.
      I'm wishing you extra luck and strength! You got this 🥳 You gonna change out your YT handle when you make it?

    • @NewportRed100s
      @NewportRed100s Před měsícem +1

      @@LaserStorm117 sleeping is probably a good idea and yeah I probably should change it shouldn’t I? 😂

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 Před měsícem

      @@NewportRed100s , it defo was a huge boon to the entire process. That, and patches. Idk if you've ever used them before, but they're awesome. Too awesome.... I would suggest putting one on in the morning and not too late in the day. They can really disrupt your sleep. I ended up kinda just swapping addictions for a while because they give you absolutely insane dreams. A lot of people don't like it for that reason. I would also only get like, 4-5 hours of sleep on them. I guess good for sleep schedule adjustments 😅
      Getting something to occupy your mouth with, too, is mad handy. I did the nicotine gum for a bit, until I switched to just regular ass gum.
      I'm sorry for the, "who fkn asked" deluge of info, but you might even wanna check to see if your state offers free help with quitting, as they can send you gum and patches for a while, and mine even offered coaches to chat with. I didn't use the coaching, but it was nice it was available. They would call and check on my progress every so often, which was really nice to feel like someone else was in your corner, you know?
      Yeah.... Lol your handle and pic seems like a haunting vestige after you quit. I guess it depends on your perspective of the whole thing. Will you look upon it and feel cravings, or relief you found your strength to be rid of your smokey companions?

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 Před měsícem

      @@NewportRed100s idk if I cursed too much in my reply, or it was too long. It got deleted on my end. Big sad energy

    • @hamishcrawford8683
      @hamishcrawford8683 Před měsícem +1

      👑

  • @xarsonx
    @xarsonx Před měsícem +16

    That’s how I woulda done it

  • @TheGoldenDunsparce
    @TheGoldenDunsparce Před měsícem +7

    Lovin the Hitman vids, NL

  • @kingadent7926
    @kingadent7926 Před měsícem +39

    We're Balatro guys of course we're going through withdrawals and making it everyone else's problem

  • @uiron5755
    @uiron5755 Před měsícem +7

    Good for gameplay AND yapping

  • @eireiksbourder
    @eireiksbourder Před 20 dny

    31:28 green arrow supervillain brainstorming new nicknames

  • @LunchmeatLeo
    @LunchmeatLeo Před měsícem +3

    8:27 I can't figure out how to get downstairs as he runs by the stairs to go down 😭

  • @eireiksbourder
    @eireiksbourder Před 20 dny

    30:06 Harry Potter when Ron and Hermione ask what position he plays on the Quidditch team

  • @eireiksbourder
    @eireiksbourder Před 20 dny

    37:10 caveman after accidentally lighting a stick on fire

  • @investigativebatman
    @investigativebatman Před měsícem +2

    Oh yeah it’s all coming together

  • @xenoalvis7866
    @xenoalvis7866 Před měsícem +5

    these vids made me pick up hitman on steam. the egg did it again

    • @user-on3db8ig3l
      @user-on3db8ig3l Před měsícem +2

      Bro what do i buy if i want to play freelancer is it just the base world of assassination?

  • @hoxqdave9271
    @hoxqdave9271 Před měsícem +3

    26:32 me when i accuse my friend of killing someone in Among Us

  • @eireiksbourder
    @eireiksbourder Před 20 dny

    39:22 Intel tech CEO asking their subordinate if they've disposed of the poorly manufactured equipment

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna Před měsícem +4

    SOMEONE'S MESSING ABOUT HERE

  • @TenaciousDealer
    @TenaciousDealer Před měsícem +2

    that's a smart hit

  • @powfoot4946
    @powfoot4946 Před měsícem +2

    "I have to wash the car otherwise my wife will get the ick because i didnt follow through" so THATS WHY Ive always wondered and slightly hated that all my female friends ask me an abundance of questions whenever I proclaim im gonna do something really basic

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 Před měsícem +3

    whyd he burn that guy to death for no reason like that sick and twisted

  • @eireiksbourder
    @eireiksbourder Před 20 dny

    22:22 babysitter after suplexing a kid for whining about being sick

  • @Level80Sorcerer
    @Level80Sorcerer Před měsícem

    We are getting out of Ambrose Island with this one 🔥🔥🔥

  • @sathrielsatanson666
    @sathrielsatanson666 Před měsícem +1

    I love NL but sometimes I'm like: Jessie, what the hell are you talking about?

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 Před měsícem

    Kinda in the mood for some coin game too ngl

  • @etheth888
    @etheth888 Před měsícem +1

    He just needs to stick to one plan. It’s so horrible to watch him switch between 3 different ideas at the absolute worst times so none of them work.

  • @wilmofosho
    @wilmofosho Před měsícem +1

    As a former smoker that switched to vaping when my daughter was born i can confirm, im not trying to look cool, im trying to not smell like shit and make my family sick.. kids vaping is probably not good... But when my parents were kids they smoked and when i was kid we smoked so at least it's much better than that? You can definitely tell when people think they are cool vaping and other people who just vape as if it never happened

  • @MrSpooky520
    @MrSpooky520 Před měsícem

    We're well guys of course we go back.

  • @leon-zt7wu
    @leon-zt7wu Před 19 dny

    14:02 americans when they enter primary schools

  • @miseryme-iz5ho
    @miseryme-iz5ho Před měsícem

    We're hitman guys, of course we just wanna know what kind of chopper they got here

  • @PhazonDude
    @PhazonDude Před měsícem

    Appreciated.

  • @sandorski56
    @sandorski56 Před měsícem +1

    Dees Nuffs

  • @munchie4thewin
    @munchie4thewin Před 24 dny

    49 minutes of Hitman and I'm stuck trying to figure out if he was joking about washing his car in a closed garage because of the law. As far as laws go, I need that one explained. And is your garage door water tight? Curious.

  • @LewAka
    @LewAka Před měsícem +4

    Poison guard with syringe?

    • @doodelbopgames
      @doodelbopgames Před měsícem +4

      0 likes in 4 minutes you fell off bro

    • @LewAka
      @LewAka Před měsícem +6

      @@doodelbopgames Can you fall off if you've never fallen up?

    • @jorma8567
      @jorma8567 Před měsícem +2

      @@LewAka yes, for example after sitting on a chair.

    • @doodelbopgames
      @doodelbopgames Před měsícem

      @@LewAka I believe so

  • @sebastiangelbert3637
    @sebastiangelbert3637 Před měsícem

    erm...... 2001 baby here i probably have a literal black liver :D

  • @dongodongo12
    @dongodongo12 Před měsícem +2

    Balatro is over, sad times

    • @KostkaJones
      @KostkaJones Před měsícem +1

      @@dongodongo12 literally crying and shaking rn

    • @Alliclare
      @Alliclare Před měsícem +6

      Finally

    • @KostkaJones
      @KostkaJones Před měsícem +2

      @@Alliclare you’re hating because you don’t know how to count

    • @Alliclare
      @Alliclare Před měsícem +3

      @@KostkaJones :)

  • @Crazyclay78YT
    @Crazyclay78YT Před měsícem

    36:30 damn that hits different lmao, i graduated with over a 3.5 GPA so i got a special letter by my name on the graduation booklet thing, and i was even worse. i smoked weed nearly every day basically the last 3 years of high school, i really started going every single day during the 2nd to last year. smoke with the homies or take an edible before school, do the work, go to lunch and smoke more and maybe buy a cart off one, and then finish the day and go to practice.
    i really do think weed aided my abilities in swimming this last year, before a race just hit the cart a couple times, cough to clear out your lungs and breathe clearer, then take deep breaths. thats what i did every time and i definitely improved. i mean those kids are addicted to caffeine and pre-workout, im just addicted to weed instead. and i only smoked sativa or hybrid, indica had a more negative effect because i would feel a lot less energetic and after the whole school day, i was already drained.
    i really only smoke now when i need to do shit, cause otherwise with my adhd, i dont feel much motivation to do things on my own, so the weed kinda helps me put that to the side and just do what i need to do, especially if its a physical task such as yardwork or something. like its not that i dont want to do it, its just sometimes i cant. idk, i know it sounds weird, but if i want to finish something but my body doesnt know where to begin, i start to feel overwhelmed. the weed kinda just puts a sheet over it so that its not like right in front of me and i can ignore it easier.

  • @oOTaylorTotOo
    @oOTaylorTotOo Před měsícem

    Septante > soixante deez neuf

  • @MrFireInTheDisco
    @MrFireInTheDisco Před měsícem

    Too dark

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Před měsícem +1

    Cigarettes, lab coat, glasses. Cool.
    Just saying.

  • @2jacked2read
    @2jacked2read Před měsícem +2

    NL is wrong, smoking does look cool.

  • @Crunchy_93
    @Crunchy_93 Před měsícem

    Ouughuhhhhuouuuhhggggg

  • @skellyg8250
    @skellyg8250 Před měsícem

    First

  • @czechmeoutbabe1997
    @czechmeoutbabe1997 Před měsícem

    Does he literally ever win these properly