Speedrunning YT H̶E̶L̶L̶ Shorts
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- čas přidán 21. 12. 2023
- WAKE ME UP
FYI the purpose of this video is satire and comedy, and I do not intend to disrespect or deprecate content creators featured in this short, I just wanted to shorten some aspects of their videos for my fellow ADHD shorts users. All of the content creators are hard-working and creative individuals and I really enjoy their content, so I highly recommend subscribing to them.
Background MC parkour footage: @Ozercraft86 - check the actual speedrun god out
Also I obviously skip a lot of details about certain topics in the vid, so if you are interested in learning more you can find the featured vids below:
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#shorts #randomfacts #facts - Hry
"keep speed running"
"Oh yeah i love skibidi rizz gyatt "
it is confirmed he is being held at gunpoint
I love skibidi Rizzoli gyatt
@@Twetham Technically (a few) Gen Z people made Gen Alpha slang. Even though they (Gen Z and most Gen Alphas) use it ironically, they're still kinda stuck with it. But then there are the people making money off of it with skibidi gyatt ohio rizz videos. It is what it is, I guess. Sorry.
@@Twetham it is what it is
@@Twethamskibidi toilet Ohio Kai Cenat rizzes up Ice Spice Gyatt with Speed and Adin Ross while getting fanum taxed
@@maxton5O this make joe kill himself
"Its a sponge, it sponges"
Facts
😂
Not facts...
FAX
The floor floors
The beans bean
My sponge is sponging
the last one made me lose 76 brain cells 💀
More like 76000💀
No more like 760000
lankybox is the fucking pinnacle of hell on earth
Fr
Yes true! XD 😀
"The longer the icon of sin stays on earth, The stronger it becomes"
@@glass_blockthen we know what we have to do
There's worse according to kreekcraft🤓🤓
Even Coe doesn’t want to run this channel anymore
24 likes in 7 minutes
Who’s coe
173 likes in 27 minutes
No. Coe Caine wants to see how Joe speed runs so he can do it. I think.
Did you mean joe not coe? :/
speed running shorts 🚫
speed running shårts ✅
Snabb springer shårts
He is Swedish and his language å sounds like o
i just took a shart
@@atronicat4191Ha ha god jul
@@atronicat4191 jaaa
glad to know webzforever is rotting everyone's brain with that one video
i mean, to be fair being a voice actor and only being known in one niche community definitely won't pay much, so i wont really hold it against him
"Take your chances" Instructions unclear, my ears has died
"how unlucky are you?"
"An airpod exploded in my ear-"
My luck be like:
Na that man’s crazy lucky if you frame it correctly if they are real AirPods he’s now a billionaire
Noohhh now i think its too rare and now it will happen to me bc of my luck
"My brain is rotting at this point"
It always has been Joe. Always has been.
speed running sharts.
@@SirAkeBowTie shårts
Bfdi
I feel like the more we live the more life gets worse
I would’ve agreed with him, I don’t like lankybox because they are cringe now. HOW DO PEOPLE EVEN LIKE THEM?!
"YYT Shårts." 💀
Love how you put zhongli's lack of money (and his ass a bit) at the $100 million line
And the sigwinne for the recovered
These shorts are progressively feeling longer and longer...
As long as they're not "playing for time" it's great since our attention span is trash
It's probably the clone stuff again
Nah it’s just my brain rotting
@@GamecliparchivesClone?
@@LzyAsu Basically a bunch of CZcamsrs pretending that their non-existent clones take over their channels
Spider: "I have skibidi rizz!"
JOE Caine: "Why are we still here... Just to suffer..."
Every time I hear the phrase "I have skibidi rizz" I feel homicidal-
Random 8yr old: “ayo sussy baka”
Me:🔫
Who tf is Caine 😭
Caine is joe's second name
Me when I hear the words skibid rizz:😐🔫
"Spider: "I have skibidi rizz!" Joe Caine: "Just to suffer..."
your everywhere
Hello
I love your series everyday I come home and watch speedrunning CZcams shits it’s so fun to watch
That last one felt like a hate crime
Against all groups
Agreed
but not for gen alpha for the final 2
"spend $100 million" and zhongli are a perfect match
So is siegewinne with the “injuries” lmao
Fr
Love ur shorts bro, you save my time, suffer instead of me, damage ur braincells for making content ...thats more than anyone should be doing for free 😂
"I have skibidi rizz" - a classic phrase that never gets old!
It's ok, you can just WAKE UP.
IT’S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH
Question dose the "wake up" guy freak you out or do I just get scared easily
@@rebahound2023 you just get scared easily.
Also I saw it flash for a few seconds wake me up
@@rebahound2023Dudes got huge eyes, yes he’s meant to freak you out. Also wake up.
New fear unlocked: air pods can explode 💀
Wtf u more scared of that then the chicken at the end?
The hell wrong with you bro
ikr
@@Banana_gaminbruh
Of course they can. It's a shitty apple product.
@@shockmazta3116it’s better than the good ol Samsung note bomb
if a singular case of airpods exploding is enough to convince you to never use them, you might as well not use any electronic device
That chicken was left in the camper van💀
"Being held at gunpoint is very motivating."
- Mark
I don't remember saying that...
@@MarkIsKindaCool LOOOOOOL
I need to bleach my eyes after seeing that chicken guy
Do you have some to share?
@@Ieditthings244 same, pass it around, I think I saw that in my nightmare last night... It wasn't a scary one, it was just trying to be. I think I see so much frightening shit like Mr. Chicken that my brain doesn't even know how to scare itself anymore...
@@Biggsman_IVpass the bottle
@@Biggsman_IV okay, make sure to pass it down though.
💨🧴@@OrlandoSobieraj
I'm dying tonight, and I'm listening to this. 😂😂😂
I guess we're about to witness the yt shorts speedrun lore
"So go ahead, take your chances." Bro is entering his villain arc 💀💀
I mean, if it happens you can sue them.
That chicken is the average Michigan resident.
Thanks, as a Michigan resident I really needed that ego boost
Indeed
@@R3TheRatnp 🗿
Average Wyoming Citizen Actually
This boi definitely from Ohio
"So go ahead,take your chances" 💀💀
Bro summoned the tf2 community he just doesn't know it 🎅🎅🎅🥕🥕🐡🐡
Bro summons the whole genshin community in every video
He snuck sigewinne in ☠️☠️☠️
Ah, juicy Zhongli is there too
fr
Whereee
Bro summons every community every video. And then there's always someone in the comments pointing out how he summoned x community.
The clone couldn't so he's holding Joe Caine at gunpoint to speed run.
even though i am team boss
wth clone caine
this is tooo far
@@glareninjaNew name for Clone Joe should be Coe Cocaine instead of Coe Canine
@@osinternalsthe reason he is called Coe Caine is because it sounds like cocaine
@@TheStuffTreethat's funny tho
PRESERVE THE RESISTANCE!
what if pluh speedruns his own speedrunning short
that short at the end is a classic banger fr
"I have skibidi rizz." This generation is doomed to
Edit:how the fuck did this get over 800 likes?
You got that right. 💀
“Your goddamn right”
1950: wow the future is gonna be awesome!!
2023: I HaVe SkIBiTi RiZz
WHO GAVE THEM THERE PHONES IN THE FIRST PLACE RIGHT THE PARENTS ALSO HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK IM NOT JOKING HELP ME
My generation sucks.
I’m paying for everyone’s bleach after the chicken one
Thank you.
Thank you
Many thanks man you have earned my respect
Thanks. I need to thoroughly bleach them..
Omg thank you
Every time I scroll I hear speed running yr shorts
I'm just dying right now 💀☠️
WAKE UP WAKE UP JOE!
#WakeUpJoe
#wakeupjoe
#wakeUpJoe
#WakeUpJoe
#wakeupjoe
Press F to pay respects to our great and loved friend Joe Caine.
We love you Joe.
Edit: 1.3k likes in 5 hours is crazy
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F
F
F
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That last one made me unlock a new fear
bro had full on ww2 flashbacks at the end 😭 🙏💀
“Speed running YT shårts💀”
I don't mean to be a nerd, but in Swedish, (and probably other Scandinavian languages.) The letter 'å' is pronounced as 'o' lol
@@DestCRim Swedish, and I can confirm that this is true
@@DestCRas a non sweed who knows swedish this is certified
They all stole this from russia
@@Bobakitto1im Finnish and our second language is Swedish so i can confirm
Shorts mfs really be like "IF YOU SEE A STICKYNOTE ON YOUR LEFT ASSCHEEK ON A TUESDAY YOU NEED TO RUN AND CALL THE AUTHORITIES"
FR
IF YOU BREATHE AIR YOU SHOULD CEASE BREATHING AND REMIND THE AUTHORITY
IF YOU SEE YOUR LEFT NUT SNEEZING SNOT CALL 911
Wait...theres a sticky note on my left asscheek on a Tuesday.. OH NAU
if you see nagatoro irl, YOU NEED TO RUN... FAST!
Thank you for your sacrifices🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
him: speedruning yt shorts
subtitles: speed on ur shirts
he’s rlly fishing for that hoyo sponsor 😔 🙏
“injuries” shows sigewinne
also set this man free from this torture
And when he said million he showed zhongli
He can Summon the whole Genshin community by showing a Genshin character on screen for half a second
..the chances of an airpod exploding in your ear are super low..”
*But never zero*
What's even crazier is the chance number had the plus/minus symbol. What do negative chances look like?
my friend had an airpod explode in his ear recently 💀💀
Same with getting cancer or dying in your sleep
@@brown_t113shit is he okay? 💀
"No they're not" made me feel so bad for you 😂😂
I saw your speed running short my brain running away somebody help me
Hearing Webz' voice was like a jump scare
FOR REAL 😭😭
"I have-" **slams phone into the wall**
Fr
finally I found an object show fan
Yeah, but luckily he doesn't works for LankyBox anymore. I think he just did it for the cash honestly.
The last one made my Brain melt
I need to bleech my eyeballs now 💀
The last one is worser than anything you will ever find on pornhub
I wanna cry
Our generosity of giving our viewing to this indestructible force or brain rot, it what keeps it going.
Shreks running got me😂
That russian accent literally got me dying
As a Russian person - I literally almost died from surprise
The lanky box one was crazy💀💀💀
I wasn't expecting that! 💀
Poor webz
I hAve SkiBidi RiZz 💀
@@iidDoritoMeA"NOOOOO!" what 💀
Yeah, Lankybox is getting cringier and it’s happening really fast. (And they faked some of their videos)
Bro my head actually hurts from watching the last two
I was drinking water and that last clip made me stop
That pic of Zhongli with empty pockets has SENT ME
Also that bunny girl
Suige or something
Siegewinne being there when talking about healing caught me off guard
@@seanG0318 lmao, I didn't even notice that!! 😂
The bunny girl is Sigewinne
Bro thought he could sneak 2 Genshin characters without us noticing 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Real.
We are metal detectors
@@shinjipaul2655 correction Genshin detectors
He's the one who fucked a melusine (Sigewinne lore)
fr
The last two made me regret thinking💀
“ it’s a sponge, it sponges it could be useful “
that split-second of seigewienne summoned an entire community
Fr tho
That kid is literally klee but a melusine
ngl she scares me 😭
Fr bro
There was also a picture of zhongli being broke.
My brain just didn’t function after seing that lankybox vid💀
fr💀
nira is broken mari is broken i am broken
I feel bad for the generation who grew up watching this
Stupid content farms man...
I feel like my brain is spinning in circles 😞
I love the series speed running shårts
SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS SMG4 DAM
Wake up Joe
Wake up
WAKE UP (WAKE UP) ITS THE FIRST OF DA MONTH
Wake up Joe the war has ended
WAKE UP
@@time.notfoundI BRUSH MY TEETH AND CARRY ON
He's losing our sanity so we don't have to. Godspeed, Joe, we salute you.
Bro i didnt expect joe to use the smg4 "mario vs skibidi toilet" thumbnail when saying gyatt lol
The chicken said youu can't be this fire💀💀
New fear unlocked: lankybox
New fear unlocked: Brainrot Chicken
I'd like to call this LanktilyosBoxiousPhobia 💀
😂
"I have Skibidi ri-"
"I'm about to skibidi show you what a skibidi 357. does"
fun fact: a youtuber was held at gunpoint and they had to voice the spoder. the yt channel is webzforevz.
Ah sh*t, everyone has clones now. We now have Russian Joe.💀
No Soviet joe
Great yt short
Speed running Sharts is my -favourite-
lankybox is a walking definition of brainrot
Russian Joe Caine doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you.
Russian Joe Caine:
It's okay man we are here to support you
I’m dying at this point 😂😂😂😂
That last one got me like
“Man, Chicken Run 2 is looking WILD!”
“I HAVE SKIBDI RIZZ” got me laughing for 3 mins
“I hAVe sKIbDdI RiZz” and “oH YeaH I LOvE sKibIDi RIzZ GyAtT” were 💀
"dont wear earpods"
that bro didnt even heard about batteries lol
It has now been confirmed, fallout five is taking place in mark Zuckerberg's vault in Hawaii
Yea but will the baby that got taken be grown up
Webz voicing the lankybox video killed me inside.
LOL
I'll never let him live it down
@@HeWhoHasRuinedEverything Good call.
Imagine he did
@@RedAlgowebz did voice
Bro becoming "The Basment guy"
The last 2 made me want to die
“Go ahead, take your chances.” That sounded like a threat 💀
“I love skibidi rizz gyatt”- Joe Caine
It’s kinda crazy how I managed to read “wake me up” without pausing the video. Human eyes are amazing lol
The fact that I was watching this short while using airpod 😭
The silent hill music in the background adds to Joe's descent into madness.
I don't think he is going mad,he is like RoyalMelon,he's just tired of this.
Realise how fucked up we are if we need to speedrun shorts💀
True that.
The chicken one made me lost 999 brain cells 😂😂😂
i like the silent hill music in the back ground. very good choice my guy 💪
"Paranoid Reptiloid" ah yes, my favourite TransmitterCranium song
Monetization: OFF!
*drops rex lapis*
And Sigewinne
@@Raincoat._. I'm interested in CLORINDE
I get it
"I can give you free: therapy, bleach, holy water and everything you need to erase your memory from all those things"
- that one fairy hunter
"It is a sponge, so yeah, it sponges". The most wise and beautiful words ever uttered by a man