Ali G - CIA and Essex Police Department

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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2009
  • A clip from Ali G movie "Bling Bling".
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  • @puddingleaf
    @puddingleaf Před 5 lety +2889

    I love the fact that the CIA didn't gather enough intelligence before this meeting to know who Sasha was.

    • @xandergreat9319
      @xandergreat9319 Před 5 lety +28

      J D oh my god 😂😂😂

    • @TOOTALLLLLL
      @TOOTALLLLLL Před 4 lety +19

      @Mohamed Redha That's the secret.

    • @jomane
      @jomane Před 4 lety +26

      They didn't see the microphones n cams either!

    • @TheSanien
      @TheSanien Před 4 lety +17

      So maybe stupid people can get into the CIA 🤣

    • @SkeleandStar
      @SkeleandStar Před 4 lety +60

      im guessing they were expecting someone else, he tricks his way into interviews

  • @siteswaper531
    @siteswaper531 Před 3 lety +307

    Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G asking the CIA director about being under cover... so meta 😂

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Před 2 lety +3

      Joe is not his real name? I like his top when he speaks to the chief constable

    • @StreetDrilla
      @StreetDrilla Před 8 měsíci

      cohen i recall was actually somewhat related to CIA various times

    • @judex3226
      @judex3226 Před 7 měsíci

      Hilarious 😂

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 Před 5 lety +982

    "Yes, in the short term you'll get more puni and muff, but eventually, you're gonna get bummed" - Former Chief Constable of Essex Police

    • @mogadon7
      @mogadon7 Před 2 lety +15

      "...and at that point I had to withdraw." LMAO.

    • @itisWhatitis12345
      @itisWhatitis12345 Před 2 lety +14

      @Serth Jhiu He did say, "And that's a statement well worth making to young people" tho xD

    • @decconb
      @decconb Před 2 lety

      @@itisWhatitis12345 l

    • @alexisbuchanan2028
      @alexisbuchanan2028 Před 2 lety

      Spitting facts

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 2 lety +1

      He didn't actually say that, although he did agree to it being said

  • @damiansamra2283
    @damiansamra2283 Před 5 lety +750

    The Essex police guy has a great voice for documentaries

    • @iMonsieurAnthony
      @iMonsieurAnthony Před 4 lety +12

      Thats what he does now. Search him

    • @nextup123
      @nextup123 Před 4 lety +18

      And he’s the most polite and patient police commander alive

    • @chiralvandal
      @chiralvandal Před 3 lety +9

      He does sound like David Attenborough!

    • @MajinGouki
      @MajinGouki Před 3 lety +2

      I strongly agree with u bro

    • @miguelquazar883
      @miguelquazar883 Před 3 lety +1

      He is also very patient.

  • @ZeroFucksLeft
    @ZeroFucksLeft Před 5 lety +325

    "But how do we h'actually know that Louise Armstrong was actually, stood, On,The moon.?"
    *"Actually it was Neil Armstrong."*
    "Whatever."

  • @alexanderokak5112
    @alexanderokak5112 Před 5 lety +792

    If I got £1 for every pixel in this video, I would have 50p

  • @MrShinobiguy
    @MrShinobiguy Před 3 lety +158

    Sacha would ironically make an excellent CIA agent

    • @mogadon7
      @mogadon7 Před 2 lety +3

      He said JFK conspiracy a load of nonsence...if its just Lee Oswald - why are the files still being withheld/kept secret.

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 Před 2 lety +4

      @@mogadon7 that CIA guy will obviously say that cos he’s in that exact organisation lol

    • @thetradersam6157
      @thetradersam6157 Před 2 lety +5

      too smart to be a CIA agent🤣

    • @Jay-vc6pf
      @Jay-vc6pf Před 2 lety

      UN ironically *

    • @chaddaddywarden4349
      @chaddaddywarden4349 Před rokem

      He works for Mossad lol

  • @rohanjaggi6259
    @rohanjaggi6259 Před 4 lety +875

    Ali G: “Who is Joe”
    Time Traveler: “JOE MAMA”
    Ali G: “Ain’t that a bit racialist”

    • @Rinkusu
      @Rinkusu Před 3 lety +15

      I'm 10 months too late

    • @Ab-xp6rw
      @Ab-xp6rw Před 3 lety +7

      @@Rinkusu I am 11 months too late

    • @Mctrippzy
      @Mctrippzy Před 3 lety +2

      That’s Buttheads joke to Mr van Driesen lol

    • @gummojunt
      @gummojunt Před 2 lety +1

      @@Rinkusu currently a year late

    • @skaiyontheslide
      @skaiyontheslide Před 2 lety

      @@Rinkusu I'm a year and 10 months too late

  • @bogdy2craizy
    @bogdy2craizy Před 12 lety +399

    lol he tought "poonany" is "more money"

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 4 lety +2

      At 6:40, the interviewee is thinking, "this man sure knows how to sum up what you get from being a criminal".

    • @azmaananver3451
      @azmaananver3451 Před 3 lety +10

      its punani

    • @ElDuderinoh
      @ElDuderinoh Před 2 lety +4

      @@azmaananver3451 lmfao poonany ☠️☠️

  • @icedbannanas
    @icedbannanas Před 5 lety +110

    "they languish in prison..." "... And get bummed." priceless

  • @vinodr4911
    @vinodr4911 Před 3 lety +150

    The big question for me is, how does he convince all these intelligent professionals to give him an interview like this?

    • @RexKraemer73
      @RexKraemer73 Před 2 lety +94

      The Network was asking for the interviews and Ali did some work around the set so they thought he did the camera or sound, meanwhile there was a guy in a suit, so they were thinking that guy was doing the interview. Than Ali and the guy in the suit switched. That's how Sasha Baron Cone explained it once.

  • @RaferJeffersonIII
    @RaferJeffersonIII Před 4 lety +77

    I love the way he always confuses Neil Armstrong with Louis Armstrong 😀

  • @GUBMENTxCHEESE
    @GUBMENTxCHEESE Před 11 lety +537

    The CIA guy was a good sport.....

    • @lsobrien
      @lsobrien Před 5 lety +47

      Whatever else you can say about torturers, they can have a laugh.

    • @aureliaansah1462
      @aureliaansah1462 Před 5 lety +26

      The guy from Essex Police was a good sport too.
      "And he ain't a prick, is you?"
      "Thank you for that."

    • @alanbstard9301
      @alanbstard9301 Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@lsobrien See what you mean there, Dick Cheney was quite sporting about his Who is America interview too. If anything this improves my opinion of these politicians whereas people like Andy Rooney and that South Carolina museum carpenter (hardly a big name at all) just come off as stuck-up arseholes

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 Před 3 lety +1

      That's a requirement by way of him being expected to do an actual job, he is not just a politician...

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@alanbstard9301 That is because you want slimebags and suck-ups, and not people who have standards. Ali G is essentially a "nice guy", but I wonder how acerbic, backbiting, sneering gossipers and suck-ups like you, with their own and more serious kind of being "stuck-up", would react to having to deal with some kind of "gangsta" teen or 20-something talking pretty dumb stuff. I prefer an honest angry disapproval of some buffoonish nonsense to weaselling around and passive-aggressiveness or empty posturing or other underhanded hypocrisy that is so popular online and elsewhere.
      Making it through an interview is no big deal either, but it matters what one reacts to negatively and how, and it's everybody's freedom where they draw a line to deal with another person, but types like you in turn getting toxic about someone getting angry about nonsense on a sort of professional or objective basis is just intolerant and a worse kind of negativity.
      To get more concrete: Sasha Baron Cohen probably didn't give a damn about the guy getting a little "angry". Because he is not mainly concerned with his ego and actually understands humans or what he's doing. Your types just want to protect their butts from disapproval in their weaselly habits, and at the same time want every means to get at them in an underhanded way.

  • @peterstevens3913
    @peterstevens3913 Před 5 lety +220

    So clever: written in such a way as to lead the guests straight through the dialogue.
    He’s well clever, innit?

    • @mayhemsforbigboys
      @mayhemsforbigboys Před 3 lety +5

      Nuff said

    • @mogadon7
      @mogadon7 Před 2 lety +5

      Gets them to say the punch-line to the joke. Very clever. He is the best at this.

  • @MissiJade
    @MissiJade Před 2 lety +32

    I remember being in the UK when this first was aired. We were glued to our TV’s 😂
    It’s so good to see this again. 😊

  • @thefeministfather
    @thefeministfather Před 2 lety +17

    Ali G ‘I iz sitting here with Chief Constable Burrows and he ain’t a prick, is you?’
    Chief Constable Burrows ‘Thank you for that’ 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem Před 13 lety +76

    The Essex dude was a good sport.

  • @chelseablue111
    @chelseablue111 Před 11 lety +247

    thank you i's got 2 GCSE's

    • @GSG-io8zp
      @GSG-io8zp Před 4 lety +23

      George El Khoury Hurts because I actually have two GCSEs

    • @samanrajaei8129
      @samanrajaei8129 Před 3 lety +7

      And he's a Cambridge grad.

    • @Interloper322
      @Interloper322 Před 3 lety +2

      2 GSCEs meaning you pass 2 subjects?

    • @GVK42O
      @GVK42O Před 3 lety +1

      GSG I got none 😳

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 Před 3 lety

      @@Interloper322 i think it means you did it 2 times

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie Před 3 lety +28

    Ali G makes the interviewees laugh much more than Bruno or Borat

  • @Iratherbeher
    @Iratherbeher Před 12 lety +176

    i am DNA positive

  • @tankmaster1018
    @tankmaster1018 Před 12 lety +191

    its really funny because Sasha is so fucking intelligent himself and hes just trolling the shit out of this guy

  • @ghostpanic
    @ghostpanic Před 5 lety +308

    I didnt think their was anything below 240P but...

  • @smileyface2749
    @smileyface2749 Před 4 lety +48

    2:08
    This mans just made a fatal error

  • @Kita9532
    @Kita9532 Před 7 lety +129

    watevah... it wasn't me

    • @djswift1986
      @djswift1986 Před 4 lety

      Marin Gužvić what you want in the kitchen.

  • @FuckFeminists
    @FuckFeminists Před 6 lety +34

    Love the young mans smile to Ali's left at the start XD
    'So he doesnt have to knock one out in court'

  • @MadAdz64
    @MadAdz64 Před 2 lety +15

    The fact u can trust Ali G more than the old cia guy is nuts

  • @AG-pg3vu
    @AG-pg3vu Před 3 lety +8

    CIA guy: I think you're intelligent
    Ali G: thank you very much, I've got 2 GCSEs

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro Před 4 lety +38

    The funny part he always ask dumb questions with obvious answers and the people he is interviewing always think in the difficult way of responding 😂😂😂👌

  • @edenvasev1749
    @edenvasev1749 Před 3 lety +31

    This guy never fails to make me laugh.

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge Před rokem +6

    6:24 Ali trying super hard not to crack up.

  • @vallewabbel9690
    @vallewabbel9690 Před 4 lety +19

    2:08 ladies and gentlemen, we got him

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 Před rokem +2

    "Crime ain't some'ing you should do. Crime is some'ing you should don't!"

  • @00sparkleandshiiine
    @00sparkleandshiiine Před 12 lety +6

    that chuckle is priceless .. 'how do we know? I don't know.'

  • @martinplatt5928
    @martinplatt5928 Před 2 lety +4

    He ain't a prick is yu? "Thank you for that" His reply was priceless.

  • @ramn
    @ramn Před 5 lety +92

    thanku very much i have 2 GCSEs ahahaha

  • @tomo-yk9cf
    @tomo-yk9cf Před 3 lety +3

    Awesome sketch!! LOL @ the "moon landing" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns Před 5 lety +79

    "More puni, more muff" lol.

  • @ryanmalone2681
    @ryanmalone2681 Před 2 lety +7

    The police chief was so gracious.

  • @danglee1786
    @danglee1786 Před 4 lety +16

    I still laugh watching these😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joerivandeweyer3056
    @joerivandeweyer3056 Před 3 lety +208

    "Ain't that a bit racialist to not use thick people" Ali G 2009
    "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids " Biden 2020

    • @turkeygod4095
      @turkeygod4095 Před 3 lety +6

      Wait a second can’t white people be poor Biden

    • @melchiortod29
      @melchiortod29 Před 3 lety +2

      Remember ali g? He's running for president now.
      Funny how ali g's concurence is a clown that fails at being a good president

    • @TheLifeOfDan1
      @TheLifeOfDan1 Před 2 lety +4

      This wasnt said in 2009, this was like 1999!

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheLifeOfDan1 yeah sure whatever. in this context, 2009 was a helluvalot more like 99 then it is compared to 19. Go pick some nits

    • @marzbriszl8561
      @marzbriszl8561 Před 2 lety

      😂😂

  • @Ihatethewaythatyou
    @Ihatethewaythatyou Před 2 lety +5

    It wasn't me, the callback was absolutely executed beautifully.

  • @nicedog1
    @nicedog1 Před 4 lety +15

    He’d never get away with this now.

    • @TheMusicLeak
      @TheMusicLeak Před 4 lety +2

      Yes he would. He one of the original offensive trolling Jews to be part of modern day Hollywood. As long as you are part of their little clique, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

    • @brakleeiqbal5900
      @brakleeiqbal5900 Před 4 lety +2

      He made a new program like this just a couple years ago

    • @alexalexalex1823
      @alexalexalex1823 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheMusicLeak that’s funny, considering people didn’t like his new film because it was offensive. So much for that theory…

    • @jeffkerr807
      @jeffkerr807 Před 2 lety

      ya hes still getting away with it. check out " who is America

  • @HerbalistGuybrush
    @HerbalistGuybrush Před 6 lety +69

    Is di NA worse than di Aids?

  • @ulrichmarch7431
    @ulrichmarch7431 Před 4 lety +8

    That freestyle in the beginning 😂

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo Před 3 lety +2

      Lmfao and the crowd behind him’s reactions was perfect

  • @mattlambert3118
    @mattlambert3118 Před 5 lety +50

    Call me crazy, but the former CIA director may have had Cohen figured out and was just playing along to see where it was going to go. He might not have been just being polite when he said Ali G seemed intelligent.

    • @hemipemi
      @hemipemi Před 4 lety +11

      It's actually possible. Hard to say for sure but, someone in a position of such importance to national security (even as a former director) might be able to, (and would have plenty of motivation to) run background checks before agreeing to give interviews with anyone.

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K Před 4 lety +10

      @@hemipemi of course he knew! you think the CIA would really allow some random guy coming in their office and interview one of their top long life man without having a clue who he is? Sure it was the U.S. but Ali G was famous in the U.k., the cia didn't even have to look far to know who he was, every layman English person knew who he was, lol

    • @youtert
      @youtert Před 3 lety +11

      @@JSB-2Z-2K He retired long before this. The interview probably wasn't arranged though the CIA, probably just through contacting Turner himself or a publicist if he had one.

    • @MrYFlyer
      @MrYFlyer Před 3 lety +1

      @@JSB-2Z-2K wasn't so smart stopping the World Trade incident

    • @warbirb9774
      @warbirb9774 Před 2 lety +1

      There's a camera in front of him, he knows what he's doing

  • @sashas4584
    @sashas4584 Před 10 měsíci

    Despite the quality of this upload, it is hilarious, wish I could later on show this to my grand sons in 420k quality, respekt

  • @theklav2914
    @theklav2914 Před 3 lety +6

    I died when he started singing😂😂😂

  • @admiralgoodboy
    @admiralgoodboy Před 3 lety +9

    Lol Ali g lowkey being a spy in this interview

  • @generalruckus
    @generalruckus Před 3 lety +5

    “It’s against the law to be a criminal... “

  • @THO-BRO2000
    @THO-BRO2000 Před 17 dny

    "He had to withdraw" and "he blew his cover". LMAO

  • @primedasymmium
    @primedasymmium Před 11 měsíci +1

    5:31 "it is against the law to be a criminal" aged like fine wine innit

  • @harryp6957
    @harryp6957 Před 2 lety +5

    Fuck sake even Ali g got more GCSEs than me

  • @nalbano
    @nalbano Před 4 lety +5

    There are certain people who he shouldn't toy with. Like the last man. He was a sweet guy.

  • @justusjanssen2241
    @justusjanssen2241 Před 4 lety +4

    That former Police Officer John Burrow from the Exxes Police is a British gentleman at its best !

  • @antoniomadureira4734
    @antoniomadureira4734 Před 3 lety +8

    02:07 “Who is Joe?”
    2020 meme too early

  • @CanonGames
    @CanonGames Před 2 lety +4

    Lol Ali G was so awesome back in the day.

  • @lorcansnow2111
    @lorcansnow2111 Před 4 lety +15

    A statement well worth making to young people 😂😂

  • @SinnohGreen
    @SinnohGreen Před 2 lety

    I like the way the Essex chief says ‚arrested‘

  • @eineweitereratselhafteseel8801

    He paved the way

  • @srpskisica
    @srpskisica Před 15 lety +35

    when he akses him bout the moon landing he gets sooo nervous look at his legs haha

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab Před 4 lety

      The most important loaded question there tbf

  • @fabiopalma4429
    @fabiopalma4429 Před rokem +1

    " you're questioning whether people landed on the moon but now you're telling me you believe a movie."
    Lool, no way back to Ali G after this one, ahahah

  • @richiesquest3283
    @richiesquest3283 Před 4 lety +8

    Yòu could see the beast going in .

  • @gm0184
    @gm0184 Před 3 lety +3

    “Then they get bummed” lmao

  • @chakowe
    @chakowe Před 4 lety +5

    they were both great sports lol

  • @daniel8763
    @daniel8763 Před 3 lety +5

    I absolutely love how he puts the letter H before words which do not have one lol

  • @ryan6600
    @ryan6600 Před 2 lety +2

    He doesn’t have to knock one out in court😂

  • @MonolithMike
    @MonolithMike Před 3 lety +6

    How cool was that Chief Constable, though? Damn I wish we had cops like that in the states. 😐

  • @supadupairishboi
    @supadupairishboi Před 5 lety +16

    Do the cops ever sing along? 😂

    • @RawRapz
      @RawRapz Před 5 lety +9

      it wasn't me

    • @El_ACG
      @El_ACG Před 3 lety

      I love the fact that there is a song called me Julie by Shaggy feat. Ali G

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth Před 3 lety +1

    Least they're not using a laugh track exactly~ or a better one. They shut up to hear because they're watching a prerecording but it's still an audience.

  • @matthewheaton9700
    @matthewheaton9700 Před rokem

    "Why do you laugh?" Lol

  • @motab9981
    @motab9981 Před 3 lety +7

    His 69 T-shirt aged like fine wine

    • @Katt1n
      @Katt1n Před 3 lety

      Wdym?

    • @motab9981
      @motab9981 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Katt1n 69 snitched and he’s talking to the police. So it’s kinda like he’s representing 69 while talking to the police

    • @Katt1n
      @Katt1n Před 3 lety

      @@motab9981 Lmfao, thanks

  • @dildonicplague
    @dildonicplague Před 3 lety

    Yeah. DNA.

  • @JohnSmith-hq6fl
    @JohnSmith-hq6fl Před 3 lety +4

    I lost my shit with the Essex guy, perhaps its because hes British that he didnt overreact. xd So polite.

  • @mrmike1096
    @mrmike1096 Před 4 lety

    Ayeeeeeèeeeee 😎

  • @rushankhurram2316
    @rushankhurram2316 Před 3 lety +1

    Never use examples with Ali G 😂

  • @hemipemi
    @hemipemi Před 4 lety +5

    How does any British person not know the word 'jizz'?

  • @eric-vu1jy
    @eric-vu1jy Před 2 lety +1

    “HACTUALLY..”
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Chris-he6nl
    @Chris-he6nl Před 5 lety +8

    The Former Chief of Essex Police seems like a really nice person. Btw. UK I love you for giving birth to Ali g nothing makes me laugh so much

  • @hsk2909
    @hsk2909 Před 2 lety

    In the long term, you will get bummed! 🤣

  • @Loopedtime
    @Loopedtime Před 3 lety +1

    🤣wasn’t me. In the shower 🤣

  • @MaheshBh6
    @MaheshBh6 Před 12 lety +7

    the essex constable sounds like the examiner on audio tapes!

  • @botevtsar
    @botevtsar Před rokem

    I myself caught the NA a week ago

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 Před 3 lety +5

    0:53 immediately breaks character lol

  • @KingTrump2024
    @KingTrump2024 Před 4 lety +2

    CLIA - Central Lack of Intelligence Agency

  • @eclipsesolar8345
    @eclipsesolar8345 Před 3 lety +1

    ALi G : How do we know we whent on da Moon ?
    CIA : How do we know ? I don't know ! haha
    Well, yup.

  • @becky2235
    @becky2235 Před 11 měsíci

    He invented the COVID handshake!

  • @TzhaarProductions
    @TzhaarProductions Před 13 lety +2

    rofl at his shirt

  • @mrtambourineman6107
    @mrtambourineman6107 Před 4 lety +6

    I love Ali G, but he should of pushed him about the fake moon landings! No way Louis Armstrong stood on any fucking moon !

  • @dontsettlefor500mill
    @dontsettlefor500mill Před 5 lety +17

    How ironic. Cohen is WAY too intelligent to be in the CIA.

    • @eric-vu1jy
      @eric-vu1jy Před 2 lety

      I expect the CIA is full of robots… 😞

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 Před 2 lety +3

    I hope Sascha looks after his "victims" and sends them residuals or at least some ganga every xmas! hahaha. they're so polite it's horrible. hahaha.

  • @Decoy1138
    @Decoy1138 Před 5 lety +7

    Laugh reel kills the entire joke

  • @jameschavez6400
    @jameschavez6400 Před rokem

    No the spy camera is not in her punnany-it’s in her. Babylons 🤣

  • @kountPHERLOCKula
    @kountPHERLOCKula Před 3 lety +2

    Its Neil Armstrong.
    Whatevuh

  • @WarringFighter
    @WarringFighter Před 2 lety

    2:07 ahead of its time

  • @dawityos
    @dawityos Před 13 lety +11

    is i got D NA?

  • @2pakiMakabeli
    @2pakiMakabeli Před 15 lety +16

    fank u very much i is got two gcses.

  • @ravingsofa...6
    @ravingsofa...6 Před 2 lety

    “why you laugh?”

  • @Belisarius536
    @Belisarius536 Před 2 lety

    what stage are you at?
    the more money more pooni stage or the getting bummed stage?

  • @lozzauk
    @lozzauk Před 11 měsíci

    I wish they would take off the canned laughter

  • @owenmeloche7478
    @owenmeloche7478 Před 2 lety

    Wicked