@@legion24100 Which Zack Snyder had no hand in writing, and did absolutely slavish adaptations of. The dude has his strengths, but is an absolute id!ot writer when it comes to anything original.
I liked the part where the villain said "it was you! You were the scargiver this whole time" and then Sofia Boutella was like "thats right, and now it's time for this moon... to rebel" and then they start rebelling and mooning all over the place
Actually, Pencil Pusher is more deadly and applicable to John Wick, since he pushes pencils into people's faces, which definitely kills them, as opposed to only giving a scar and not killing them.
@@gatoblanco5756 I'm convinced Snyder has got some serious dirt on certain WB/Netflix execs and there's straight up blackmail involved, that's the only explanation for how he keeps getting these massive studios to fund and produce his films. The counter argument is always "bUt HiS mOvIeS mAkE mOnEy" except that's literally not true. Go look at the budgets for his last 5 films and tell me they were remotely finanical successes - they weren't. It's absolutely staggering that this guy continues to find work
Jeremy talking about memorable character nicknames and referencing Daenerys's titles in "Game of Thrones" instantly made me think of Jaime Lannister's unwanted "nickname" of "Kingslayer", which had so much backstory and character development surrounding it while simultaneously sounding epic.
People said that exact thing about Lucas when he made the Prequels, and that's why the Prequels suck. Then he sold it so other people could write, and people bitched that he wasn't the one that made the Sequels, and that's why the Sequels sucked.
@@Erichwanheven as messy as they are, at least they're enjoyable to watch. I do rewatch them more than the PT cause the acting is just. Bad. For prequel content I just stick with clone wars.
@@Erichwanh I think that anyone who wasn't a child when they first saw the prequels can probably tell that they are a good idea for a main story surrounded by plot and dialogue written by someone who doesn't like actors and doesn't like writing dialoge. The fact that other people came in later and _also_ did a bad job doesn't make it any less true. In other words, when I say that Zack Snyder needs writers it is _implied_ that I meant he needs _good_ writers.
That's how he got lucky when James Fkn Gunn WROTE 2004s Dawn of Dead Remake. It's was awesome (still is) Zack had virtually NOTHING to do with it. Look at the Genius of James Gunn all these years later.
This movie, both parts, would be the ultimate drinking game. Take a shot, everytime there's a slow-motion shot. Sadly, you'd be dead by the halfway mark of Part 2.
Such a spot on comment. The Slo Mo that really bugs me are the sweep kicks. There is no way these women are kicking the legs out of all of these Soldiers. To me it's bad action, not realistic or cool. A shot for every slow motion Sweep Kick would also get you really messed up. I may be alone in that peeve, but gosh if that isn't the Dumbest slo mo shot to capture.
@chrisdraper845 seeing a orchestra be present in that betrayal scene early on definitely clued me in to the type of self indulgent movie this shit is going to be
It was kind of funny (unintentionally) when they had that round table discussion that they had to mention that the guy now drinks spring water instead of alcohol. Like anybody cares what he drinks.
Or maybe studios need to quit chopping his projects up & forcing him to water down R-rated films, into unrecognizable PG13 disasters. 🤬 I'll be waiting on the Director's Cut to hit this summer, cuz I'm not dealing with this bullsh*t again. Not after Justice League. Never again.
Don’t tell that to his fanboys. They’ll just say he’s the only director ever that have studio interference that make his movies bad. Like no other director has had to deal with issues directing movies but his are the ones consistently bleh or bad due to it 😂😂😂
@@KabbalahSherry Snyder had full control this time. Why can't he make a competent movie without multiple cuts? He's also saying the extended cut is an alternate reality. What's the point then?
@KabbalahSherry we'll see the rated R version and judge it there. If it's legit then fine BUT a great writer / director is NOT incapable of making a great film regardless of MPAA rating. I.e. James Gunn
Lots of these characters I kept asking, "why are you here?" And not in a narrative way, with their backstories, but a meta-narrative way with the plot. For example: Oceans Eleven has a ton of characters doing a heist, but each one had a specific set of skills and was necessary to do a specific part of the plan. Sometimes more than one part, but each one was indispensible. In Rebel Moon, what was the absolutely necesssary skill that each person brought? Why did we need all these characters? I don't need backstory if each has a skill and a personality. I don't know Don Cheadle's backstrory in Oceans 11, but he was the demolitions guy that was going to give them their power outage window. I wanted him to succeed because without him the plan would fail. I never felt that with these side characters. I get you have a "main character," but if the others aren't indispensible, then you should cut them from the script and streamline the story.
Jeremy, I've been watching your movie reviews for...years, now and well, thank you Brother, you really are my favorite movie reviewer. Bravo my friend, I hope you keep doing this for as long as you're able.
I’m honestly grateful for “Rebel Moon” it has completely destroyed the idea of Zach Snyder being some cinematic genius. We seemed to have collective amnesia of Sucker Punch.
I never thought he was good though I will say I thought Watchmen was fine but to be fair it was already written. But hey the first 80% of dawn of dead was awesome
Why? Why is this happening again? If ever there was evidence that Zack is sleeping with someone at Netflix, this is it. Jeremy plays Bro Force!!! Ooh you have earned your brownie points, that game is so good
The OA, Mindhunter, The Get Down, 1899, The Dark, Glow, Dark Crystal--oh, don't mind me, just listing all the shows Netflix cancelled midway so it could have money for crap like this...
We’re being tested. Testing our limits for self hatred or something. This thing is unwatchable in a serious context. Unintentional comedy is a possibility I guess but even then it’s too stupid for that. The wheat growing granola warriors are up against a fighting force that has “space coal” powered ships and moves weapons to firing positions with hand cranked machines. Wtf
I will always be salty that we never got a Dark Crystal Season 2. I'll say it, that was the best fantasy I've seen in a while. And instead we get this... And a live-action Avatar we never needed.
Those ships arrived too late and were almost not needed. It would have been uderstandable if empire ground forces would retreat when their ship explodes off the sky and they have been beaten back again and again and their trumpcard of walker tanks are destroyed AND a invincible killer robot is carving them up. I was expecting the villagers to be angry at bloodaxes for not coming to their aid before the battle is almost finished.
@@yetipotato8567 Agreed late as fuck, wasn't effective, and none of them appeared to have died or the sister, should have at least sacrificed herself , i mean that late arrival was unemotional...
Title "Scargiver" is because Jack Snyder wanted to give mental Scar for those who watched his passion project expecting it to be good. ;) Best way to subvert Expectation is to give a SCAR lol
The fact that Ray Fisher plays a character named “Bloodaxe” as well, if you thought “Cypher Rage” from ‘After Earth’ is ridiculous, think again. Even “Duncan Idaho” sounds less stupid, and the ‘Dune’ novels have been around for decades.
Just purchased $450 of displates with your coupon. Thanks for saving me a few hundred dollars. Long time watcher, first time commenting. Love your reviews - never stop, unless you want to. :P
*Apparently* parts 1 and 2 were originally supposed to be a single (albeit +3 hour), hard R movie, but it was split in two and toned down (probably because Netflix wanted this to actually be their Star Wars, and those are always family friendly), *but* (again) there is a Snyder cut incoming at some point (assuming Netflix don't do a Jupiter's Legacy and just shrug it off because no one cared), and the man himself has said it completely changes the movie (here's hoping). Then again, he did say the same about the BvS director's cut, and it really didn't.
Hands down some of the best sarcastic critique I’ve heard in a full minute… “some of the action almost… and by that I mean didn’t…. “ Absolutely Rolling
When Zac Snyder was on the Joe Rogan podcast, he said that Rebel Moon parts 1 and 2 on Netflix were nothing he imagined or wrote. And Netflix gave permission and money to do "Sniders Cut," but that, he said, will be completely different from what we see now. And I am really interested in what he is going to put out, just the way he writes things. Ikd, I just hope it will be amazing as he pitched it, because I love his work work and style.
You know your movie is bad when Jeremy throws actual shit on your movie's poster. Never change Sir, you are only honest and unbiasedly best reviewer in modern times.
@@michealbloom9893 No. Ever since Stuckmann started to make his own movie, he refused to give ratings and criticise bad movies cause he is afraid if his own movie turned out to be bad, he's hoping people will give him some grace.
@michealbloom9893 I wouldn't say I hate Struckman but I want nothing to do with him. I used to watch him years ago.... (maybe 7 years ago) But then he just started lying and I couldn't stand it.
@@93siguy TBH, I can see a video or short film of harvesting wheat to be enjoyable (you know, like those videos of seeing satisfying or calming things being done)? The problem is when it's being shoved into a story and not advancing it or adding anything at all.
The studio should have never chopped this R-rated project up & forced Snyder to water it down into an unrecognizable PG13 disaster. 🤬 Sick of this happening...
@@KabbalahSherry The rating wasn't the problem, it was the shitty writing. Can you imagine how little money Rebel Moon would have made without kids and teenagers watching this crap?
@@KabbalahSherrysorry. The rating and the studio has nothing to do with how bad this series is. Zach just doesn't have it anymore. He is literally a parody of his past self. Kind of like the wachowski's. ( Yes I probably spelled their name wrong.. don't care. )
I know this was a review of the second part of Rebel Moon, but I just have to say that I felt so validated when you mentioned "Bro Force"!! Such an amazing game. Solid pull.
In the run up to the first part, one of the producers was lamenting on the Lucasfilm rejection and said "F*ck Star Wars", Disney really dodged a bullet there
I love how the guy, forgot his name.. With two axes survived not only an assault of 250 marines, but also survived head to head against a tank and an military aircraft. All while fighting right in the middle of no where. His only loss was one of the axes. Good job guy!
He's been in 2 movies now. And still, it's guy with the axes. 😂😂. Leader dude was djimon cause at least I knew the actors' names. Then love interest guy that died was bradleycoopercopy in my head. And spiderlady. And "the rest"
Just before this I was watching a music reaction stream and there was a reaction to Manowar. Someone said that the album cover looked a bit like Broforce game. Never heard of Broforce before. Coincidence that the next video I watched mention Broforce! This just made me think of... what if in the future with AI capacity I would watch something on youtube and AI would be able to "insert" on the spot content into other videos based on the content I recently viewed. Like I could see a future where personalised ads are inserted subtely into any content that we would barely notice. Or worse, targeted audience propaganda subtely inserted here and ther by AI.
Ny favorite part was when they're debating about tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Honsou is just like, "LET'S EACH TAKE TURNS EXPLAINING OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST," and then we have to sit through a bunch of 15-minute slow motion vignettes for each character
And then Djimon tells a story abt how he tried to sacrifice himself to save his men from the evil empire and the evil empire evil empired and slaughtered his men to punish him and then a scant few hours later Kora says she'll sacrifice herself so the evil empire won't slaughter the village and honestly it didn't make her noble it made her absolutely stupid. And I'm sorry but they have the ability to literally raise someone from the dead but they don't have a machine to beep-boop mashed potatoes so they need to go to the ends of the universe to get some wheat thins... like, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON HERE.
My favourite part was when the end credits came up until I realised I wasted 2 hours of my life hoping it would get better. I did learn 2 things though... 1) pretty sure the casting couch was involved. 2) also pretty sure that the people making this saw every thing I have seen from Firefly to Star Wars and the Magnificent Seven.
The visuals of this movie are great. One thing that bothers me about the action scenes is when you can very clearly see people let themselves lose to main characters. Some parts you even see the stunt guys start their fall before they get hit. Slow mo really accentuates these errors.
Thank you for your review sir. Now I don’t have to waste my time. I saw Part 1 when it came out and was genuinely excited. I liked it. A few days later after the wave of excitement washed out of me I tried to remember plot elements from the movie. It took a few minutes to get there. I totally forgot everyone’s name. Now that we’re a few months out I can not for the life of me remember a goddamn thing from part 1. The excitement I had for part 1 is not there for part 2. I couldn’t care less about part2.
As a farmer myself, I must say that the farming parts were more spectacle than realistic or instructive, still the movie as a whole, with the struggles of farmers vs their corporate overlords is timely, important, and I enjoyed it. I do wish the movie included more legitimate farming info or maybe a more in-depth portrayal of a particular seed or husk that is important to them as a people... but I'm nitpicking here and it's not time to harvest the nit yet.
You know I still find it fascinating enough that I really wish I could interview Mr. Snyder and just ask him, why? Not to disparage him or make fun of him, but I know he has had things occur in his personal life that were tragic, but I have to see that all of his films have this dark tone in them and when you direct them features and everyone can see the almost depressive expression in Snyder’s art, I think to myself. That is coming from within. We all have our internal worlds. Jeremy has a sincere and kind vibe to him. You can tell that he actually cares about what he does and that passion makes his reviews among the best on CZcams. It comes from within. While I am not a psychology professional and therefore you should not read anything I have written to be fact, but never the less, I have begun to believe Zach Snyder has a depressive quality within him and it probably has been there a long time before he started directing features. Than you Mr. Jahns.
I think it wasn’t bad but it definitely does not give me the great Star Wars vibe. So if I take that expectation out and just watch Rebel Moon as a Netflix show. It is okay! because I have seen so many worse shows than Rebel Moon on the platform. I enjoyed watching Part 2 but I am also very aware of its flaws and I will watch Part 3 and continue not comparing it to Star Wars. Happy days!
I didn't expect it to be any better than the first (and the first was pretty bad), considering they probably had most or all of Prt.2 filmed before receiving any audience feedback from Prt.1.
Netflix could have made the remaining 3 seasons of MindHunter from the budget of this movie. Let that sink in.
Thats ruined my day 😂
It’s been 5 years since I’ve cried. Damn you
The OA...
Ugh thanks for the reminder 😢
after season 2 being super dark, im fine we wont have season 3
I think that whenever Zack Snyder has a pen in his hand, someone needs to be there with him with a spray bottle and say “NO! Bad Zack Snyder!”
Idk i love 300 and watchmen
@@legion24100Those were a long time ago. And they were both adapted from graphic novels not written by him.
@@legion24100 Which Zack Snyder had no hand in writing, and did absolutely slavish adaptations of. The dude has his strengths, but is an absolute id!ot writer when it comes to anything original.
@@legion24100those were comics
did he write them?
It is like with Lucas. THere were many on set und writing.
SOmetimes it is the others who make the magic.
@@legion24100
I liked the part where the villain said "it was you! You were the scargiver this whole time" and then Sofia Boutella was like "thats right, and now it's time for this moon... to rebel" and then they start rebelling and mooning all over the place
it's mooning time
Zack was in the K hole when he wrote this Nile of shit, lol
hilarious
Whats hilarious is i cant tell if this is a joke since it sounds like something Snyder would write and be like, "yeaaa, thats badass"
@@system0fadowner251same. I'll never know if this happened or not cause I'll never watch it. I got Fallout to enjoy and finish. Lol
Calling this lady Scar Giver is like giving John Wick the nickname Pencil Pusher.
Actually, Pencil Pusher is more deadly and applicable to John Wick, since he pushes pencils into people's faces, which definitely kills them, as opposed to only giving a scar and not killing them.
Yea, my childhood skateboard was the real scar giver.
"Snyder needs better writers" is such a great line considering he was the writer for this😂
He's absolutely ruthless in this LOL
Why do people still employ him? It’s obvious his skill set is limited as hell
Writer, director, producer....etc
It's just more evidence that he has been overinflated.
He also needed other writers and something to rein him in.
@@gatoblanco5756 I'm convinced Snyder has got some serious dirt on certain WB/Netflix execs and there's straight up blackmail involved, that's the only explanation for how he keeps getting these massive studios to fund and produce his films. The counter argument is always "bUt HiS mOvIeS mAkE mOnEy" except that's literally not true. Go look at the budgets for his last 5 films and tell me they were remotely finanical successes - they weren't. It's absolutely staggering that this guy continues to find work
The best use of slow-mo in any movie is in Dredd...
Absolutely, yes!!!
and matrix probably
Wanted as well!
And despite overuse of it in Mission Impossible 2, some shots just look glorious.
And it was done by a CZcamsr.
Don't forget 2 hours of cutting grain slowly....very slowly......
Jeremy talking about memorable character nicknames and referencing Daenerys's titles in "Game of Thrones" instantly made me think of Jaime Lannister's unwanted "nickname" of "Kingslayer", which had so much backstory and character development surrounding it while simultaneously sounding epic.
"Behold, my field of f***s is barren, for I have no more left to give."
Essentially my thoughts during the Mediocre Seven's exposition scene.
“The most anticipated number 2 of the year” is such an underrated line 😂
yeah that 1 cracked me up to
Especially when it came out the same year as dune 2
@@jermeycoldworld1898 it means a sh*t
this review was way too positive.
I expected the blood and the corn, but the explosive force of this release really caught me off guard, and now I've been Snydered...
The tragedy of Zack Snyder is that he is too big to ever let someone else write his movies, which is the very thing he desperately needs.
He really needs writers and needs to listen to them. He can do the visuals but someone else needs to handle the story
People said that exact thing about Lucas when he made the Prequels, and that's why the Prequels suck. Then he sold it so other people could write, and people bitched that he wasn't the one that made the Sequels, and that's why the Sequels sucked.
@@Erichwanheven as messy as they are, at least they're enjoyable to watch. I do rewatch them more than the PT cause the acting is just. Bad. For prequel content I just stick with clone wars.
@@Erichwanh I think that anyone who wasn't a child when they first saw the prequels can probably tell that they are a good idea for a main story surrounded by plot and dialogue written by someone who doesn't like actors and doesn't like writing dialoge. The fact that other people came in later and _also_ did a bad job doesn't make it any less true.
In other words, when I say that Zack Snyder needs writers it is _implied_ that I meant he needs _good_ writers.
That's how he got lucky when James Fkn Gunn WROTE 2004s Dawn of Dead Remake. It's was awesome (still is) Zack had virtually NOTHING to do with it. Look at the Genius of James Gunn all these years later.
“Why not call her the Dentist?” I laughed SO HARD at this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn't expect a Broforce reference in 2024. Well done, Jeremy
This movie, both parts, would be the ultimate drinking game. Take a shot, everytime there's a slow-motion shot. Sadly, you'd be dead by the halfway mark of Part 2.
Dude is out of control with that shit. Lol
😂😂😂😂
Part one had slow mo within slow mo in some the scenes. Shit's genuinely unhinged as hell
Such a spot on comment. The Slo Mo that really bugs me are the sweep kicks. There is no way these women are kicking the legs out of all of these Soldiers. To me it's bad action, not realistic or cool. A shot for every slow motion Sweep Kick would also get you really messed up. I may be alone in that peeve, but gosh if that isn't the Dumbest slo mo shot to capture.
@@shawklan27 lmao
The film should have been called Rebel Moon - Part 2: Epic Slow-Mo Farming Simulator
Thing is, a title like that would actually make me interested in the movie.
Half an hour in and that’s exactly what I’m watching.
This film is stacking up to be worse than the first one….if that’s possible.
That shit was infuriating. Who needs to watch slo mo farming sequences. Most of his scenes can be easily cut down
Yea, that's it.
@chrisdraper845 seeing a orchestra be present in that betrayal scene early on definitely clued me in to the type of self indulgent movie this shit is going to be
You know a movie doesn’t offer much of anything if Jeremy spends about 1/3 of this video just making fun of the main character’s nickname
Zack Snyder is not a good filmmaker. People say he needs writers, but a good script won’t save a bad director
Slow mo of some guy taking water out of a barrel was a winner for me 😂
It was kind of funny (unintentionally) when they had that round table discussion that they had to mention that the guy now drinks spring water instead of alcohol. Like anybody cares what he drinks.
The slow mo when the wheat starts falling, like wadafakkkkkkkk. Shud change his name to Zack Slowmo 😅
@@fireboy1996 I care
you know what, that's where i stop it. lol after like hundreds of slomo before. damn is he have some kind of fetish with slo mo
Someone needs to start telling snyder "no"
Or maybe studios need to quit chopping his projects up & forcing him to water down R-rated films, into unrecognizable PG13 disasters. 🤬 I'll be waiting on the Director's Cut to hit this summer, cuz I'm not dealing with this bullsh*t again. Not after Justice League. Never again.
Don’t tell that to his fanboys. They’ll just say he’s the only director ever that have studio interference that make his movies bad. Like no other director has had to deal with issues directing movies but his are the ones consistently bleh or bad due to it 😂😂😂
@@KabbalahSherry Snyder had full control this time. Why can't he make a competent movie without multiple cuts? He's also saying the extended cut is an alternate reality. What's the point then?
It’s how Star Wars came out the way it did.
@KabbalahSherry we'll see the rated R version and judge it there. If it's legit then fine BUT a great writer / director is NOT incapable of making a great film regardless of MPAA rating. I.e. James Gunn
Lots of these characters I kept asking, "why are you here?" And not in a narrative way, with their backstories, but a meta-narrative way with the plot. For example: Oceans Eleven has a ton of characters doing a heist, but each one had a specific set of skills and was necessary to do a specific part of the plan. Sometimes more than one part, but each one was indispensible.
In Rebel Moon, what was the absolutely necesssary skill that each person brought? Why did we need all these characters? I don't need backstory if each has a skill and a personality. I don't know Don Cheadle's backstrory in Oceans 11, but he was the demolitions guy that was going to give them their power outage window. I wanted him to succeed because without him the plan would fail. I never felt that with these side characters. I get you have a "main character," but if the others aren't indispensible, then you should cut them from the script and streamline the story.
Jeremy, I've been watching your movie reviews for...years, now and well, thank you Brother, you really are my favorite movie reviewer. Bravo my friend, I hope you keep doing this for as long as you're able.
I’m honestly grateful for “Rebel Moon” it has completely destroyed the idea of Zach Snyder being some cinematic genius. We seemed to have collective amnesia of Sucker Punch.
Hey! ...uhm.. no, no, you're right.
*Zack*
I only made it 15 minutes into Sucker Punch before turning it off.
I never thought he was good though I will say I thought Watchmen was fine but to be fair it was already written. But hey the first 80% of dawn of dead was awesome
@@SkyExplosion Maybe that has more to do with the fact that, Dawn of the Dead was written by James Gunn.
It's insane to me that Snyder apparently wants to make 6 of these, he really did peak in 300
Na.....he peaked with his version of Justice league and Dawn of the dead.
@@Lyndonswing Justice League, no. Dawn of the dead, yeah
Zack Snyder is trying to be like Frank Herbert but he ended up being Brian Herbert instead.
@@LyndonswingJustice League sucked. Took me 2 sittings to finish the movie because it was so boring
Dawn of the Dead is DEFINITELY Where he peaked @@ryderls2729
Adding an Outro at the very end of the video, is something I looking forward to in Jeremy videos!
Why? Why is this happening again? If ever there was evidence that Zack is sleeping with someone at Netflix, this is it. Jeremy plays Bro Force!!! Ooh you have earned your brownie points, that game is so good
The OA, Mindhunter, The Get Down, 1899, The Dark, Glow, Dark Crystal--oh, don't mind me, just listing all the shows Netflix cancelled midway so it could have money for crap like this...
THE BROTHERS SUN
We’re being tested. Testing our limits for self hatred or something. This thing is unwatchable in a serious context. Unintentional comedy is a possibility I guess but even then it’s too stupid for that. The wheat growing granola warriors are up against a fighting force that has “space coal” powered ships and moves weapons to firing positions with hand cranked machines. Wtf
1899 being cancelled was such a disappointment.
The OA was so good❤ I'll add Society on this list
I will always be salty that we never got a Dark Crystal Season 2. I'll say it, that was the best fantasy I've seen in a while.
And instead we get this... And a live-action Avatar we never needed.
I don't understand why he doesn't just focus on cinematography, and action set pieces, and leave stories to others
Zack Snyder is trying to be like Frank Herbert but he ended up being Brian Herbert instead.
Ego, that's why.
@@mr.heisenberg1570trying to be like Nolan and sucks at it.
@@vanmeilleonardallego5187I'd say that for Matt Reeve's The Batman as well.
@@DavidMartinez-ce3lpexcept The Batman was nothing like Nolan's Batman and it was actually very good.
"I was such a drag." - Shikamaru
Not likely to watch the movie... But can't wait to watch the pitch meeting for it!
Hahah same
The moment rebel ships popped in at the end and started airstriking the bad guys I was like "cool Zach saw the eagles from Return of the King also"
The arrival of the cavalry is a tried and tested technique in movies and novels. But generally you need to be invested in the stakes for it to work.
@@Cryten0Yeah, if I liked and was emotionally invested the stakes that would have been a cool scene...
Those ships arrived too late and were almost not needed. It would have been uderstandable if empire ground forces would retreat when their ship explodes off the sky and they have been beaten back again and again and their trumpcard of walker tanks are destroyed AND a invincible killer robot is carving them up.
I was expecting the villagers to be angry at bloodaxes for not coming to their aid before the battle is almost finished.
@@yetipotato8567 Agreed late as fuck, wasn't effective, and none of them appeared to have died or the sister, should have at least sacrificed herself , i mean that late arrival was unemotional...
@@Cryten0 Yup. Avengers End Game gets a totally different reaction at the "Cap, on your left" scene.
That Max Holloway cameo was the best thing ive ever heard
“The Dollmaker” 😂
Title "Scargiver" is because Jack Snyder wanted to give mental Scar for those who watched his passion project expecting it to be good. ;) Best way to subvert Expectation is to give a SCAR lol
The blessed man forever
did not expect a mention of the Max Holloway ko against Gaethje, ur a legend Jeremy
I continue to enjoy your DOGSHIT reviews. They always are insightful and entertaining -- a winning formula all through the years.
They call me....Tazerface!
Same deal as Scar Giver
*immediately cuts to Rocket Raccoon almost peeing himself from laughing so hard at the name*
Be honest. Scargiver sounds WAY more intimidating than Taserface.
Same for LotR 😂
"It's... METAPHORICAL!!!"
Bro thinks he's Skar king
I feel like Scargiver is just Snyder was looking at “Skywalker” and wondering how he can make it edgy.
The fact that Ray Fisher plays a character named “Bloodaxe” as well, if you thought “Cypher Rage” from ‘After Earth’ is ridiculous, think again.
Even “Duncan Idaho” sounds less stupid, and the ‘Dune’ novels have been around for decades.
Jeremy referencing UFC in a video is a multiverse crossing event for my interests. Amazing
That Halloway reference was more entertaining than both films put together
Zach Snyder said I like that simple Jack haircut, I think I’m gonna let my main character and villain have that same cut 🤣
He also apparently let simple jack write these movies. 😂😂
@@Nanobrker 💀💀💀
NGFR
Insane that all his writing decisions throughout his entire career are decided exclusively by his intrusive thoughts
@@NanobrkerThat explains all the slow mo. That’s just normal mo for Zach
“Anticipated No. 2.”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Based
Damn. Neva has a Jeremy review vid hit so hard for me. Shieeetttt where’s my drink.
Just purchased $450 of displates with your coupon. Thanks for saving me a few hundred dollars. Long time watcher, first time commenting. Love your reviews - never stop, unless you want to. :P
Unless you tell him to stop 😂
The thumbnail says everything xD
he needed alcohol to get through it.. lol
haha I already started laughing when I saw the thumbnail 🤣
"I'd like another round."
"The most anticipated number 2 of the year." I guess you could say that...
Should be called the Shit Giver!
I just had my most anticipated number 2 earlier today
No you couldn’t because that would be Dune, but I do appreciate the pun.
From the look of Jeremy Jahns here, he would rather watch that Fallout TV series than this shit.
@@bloodangel13 Hey, Fallout was great.
*Apparently* parts 1 and 2 were originally supposed to be a single (albeit +3 hour), hard R movie, but it was split in two and toned down (probably because Netflix wanted this to actually be their Star Wars, and those are always family friendly), *but* (again) there is a Snyder cut incoming at some point (assuming Netflix don't do a Jupiter's Legacy and just shrug it off because no one cared), and the man himself has said it completely changes the movie (here's hoping).
Then again, he did say the same about the BvS director's cut, and it really didn't.
God of War, Broforce, and Max Holloways KO in one video we are now best friends ❤😂
Hands down some of the best sarcastic critique I’ve heard in a full minute… “some of the action almost… and by that I mean didn’t…. “ Absolutely Rolling
No, Jeremy, you have to watch the 6 hour directors cut. That’s his glorious TRUE Snyder Vision. It fixes everything and explains everything!
Sadly there is Snider fans here that may not see the sarcasm behind the comment.
When Zac Snyder was on the Joe Rogan podcast, he said that Rebel Moon parts 1 and 2 on Netflix were nothing he imagined or wrote. And Netflix gave permission and money to do "Sniders Cut," but that, he said, will be completely different from what we see now. And I am really interested in what he is going to put out, just the way he writes things.
Ikd, I just hope it will be amazing as he pitched it, because I love his work work and style.
I think Jeremy secretly knows we love watching him review these particular films.
Zack Snyder using slow-mo meme is the new JJ Abrams lens flare meme.
Next thing they announce making a movie together, and thus a new meme is born...slow-mo lens flare 😅
At least J.J. used far less of it in ‘Star Wars’… Zack seems to be doubling down on his…
Don't think it's new. It's been his gimmick since his 1st movie. Overstayed and dude never evolved
At least lens flares don't make a movie twice as long as it needs to be.
There was lots of lens flare in the first one.
The fact we got a Holloway shout out is epic. ✊💪
Max " Blessed " Holloway.
Even James Cameron, *_James Cameron_* has other people writing Avatar sequels, and Avatar 1 was a phenomenon.
Best way to describe these films are Zack Snyder tropes taped together with the promise of "extended cuts" is in of itself is part of those tropes.
You know your movie is bad when Jeremy throws actual shit on your movie's poster. Never change Sir, you are only honest and unbiasedly best reviewer in modern times.
You could say the same about stuckman
@@michealbloom9893 No. Ever since Stuckmann started to make his own movie, he refused to give ratings and criticise bad movies cause he is afraid if his own movie turned out to be bad, he's hoping people will give him some grace.
@@everythingisawesome2903 God I miss the days of his hilariocity videos.
@michealbloom9893 I wouldn't say I hate Struckman but I want nothing to do with him. I used to watch him years ago.... (maybe 7 years ago) But then he just started lying and I couldn't stand it.
You know it’s gotta be good if Jeremy is drinking in the thumbnail. 😂😂
The fact that you referenced the legendary Max Holloway and his epic UFC 300 appearance has made my day.
Same 😂
@@Natsam_33 It's crazy cause I don't know anyone else irl who likes or watches the UFC like I do and UFC 300 is one of the best events so far.
Also 300... Zack Snyder
The part where Zack decided to leave in a physical orchestra in that family betrayal scene early on was definitely a choice
Whenever Jeremy has a glass of Whisky in his thumbnail you know the review is going to be wild😅
Props to you for making it all the way through this movie.
Scargiver is probably his version of Starkiller, lol
Oh God you're probably right. She'll start using it as a surname, won't she? Kora Scargiver
Isn’t there a girl in it that looks slightly like the girl in the game. I’ve never played it just seen the promos
Should be Scaregiver because the studio and investors are a bit scared right now that this *won't* be the new Star Wars.
I tried watching it. Turned it after a 30 minute scene of harvesting wheat ….
@@93siguy TBH, I can see a video or short film of harvesting wheat to be enjoyable (you know, like those videos of seeing satisfying or calming things being done)? The problem is when it's being shoved into a story and not advancing it or adding anything at all.
Rebel Moon Part One was so terrible, imagine my shock how terrible Part Two will be 😂😂
The studio should have never chopped this R-rated project up & forced Snyder to water it down into an unrecognizable PG13 disaster. 🤬 Sick of this happening...
@@KabbalahSherry i don't think it will make a difference.
@@KabbalahSherry The rating wasn't the problem, it was the shitty writing. Can you imagine how little money Rebel Moon would have made without kids and teenagers watching this crap?
@@KabbalahSherry given that they are releasing his cut anyway didn’t see the point. Not like the director cut will save it anyway
@@KabbalahSherrysorry. The rating and the studio has nothing to do with how bad this series is. Zach just doesn't have it anymore. He is literally a parody of his past self. Kind of like the wachowski's. ( Yes I probably spelled their name wrong.. don't care. )
Swapping Hands. That's the name of Jeremy's fatality strike in Mortal Kombat.
I know this was a review of the second part of Rebel Moon, but I just have to say that I felt so validated when you mentioned "Bro Force"!! Such an amazing game. Solid pull.
The thumbnail of Jeremy helping himself to some "Movie Tolerance Juice" tells me all I need to know.
Part 1 already should have told you everything you need to know.
In the run up to the first part, one of the producers was lamenting on the Lucasfilm rejection and said "F*ck Star Wars", Disney really dodged a bullet there
Kathleen Kennedy is somewhere laughing at him with Jon Favreaux saying "thank god"
@@davymugire8581 Kathleen Kennedy is coming off a huge flop with Indiana Jones 5 though
Huh? Disney already destroyed star wars , lore and continuity .
Dodged that bullet before emptying a magazine into their own feet.
@@kodybuffettwilson Lucasfilm would have killed to have Indy 5 have RMs success and viewership
I love how the guy, forgot his name.. With two axes survived not only an assault of 250 marines, but also survived head to head against a tank and an military aircraft. All while fighting right in the middle of no where. His only loss was one of the axes. Good job guy!
He's been in 2 movies now. And still, it's guy with the axes. 😂😂. Leader dude was djimon cause at least I knew the actors' names. Then love interest guy that died was bradleycoopercopy in my head. And spiderlady. And "the rest"
This video has reminded me to play more Broforce. Thanks Jeremy!...
What were we talking about?
'And by almost, I mean DIDN'T!'
I almost choked on my drink when you said that!!
The BROFORCE reference maximises respect.
Just before this I was watching a music reaction stream and there was a reaction to Manowar. Someone said that the album cover looked a bit like Broforce game. Never heard of Broforce before. Coincidence that the next video I watched mention Broforce!
This just made me think of... what if in the future with AI capacity I would watch something on youtube and AI would be able to "insert" on the spot content into other videos based on the content I recently viewed. Like I could see a future where personalised ads are inserted subtely into any content that we would barely notice. Or worse, targeted audience propaganda subtely inserted here and ther by AI.
Only real men of culture would understand the BROFORCE reference.
i didnt realize jahns was a ufc fan lol i like him even more now
@jeremyjahns LOVE that Max Holloway UFC300 reference!
I appreciate the BROFORCE shoutout
"anticipated #2 of the year"
hahah well
I guess #1 is Madame Web
lol I knew it
This doesn't deserve to be spoken in the same sentence as Madame Web. There's nothing that this did bad that Madame Web didn't do ten times worse.
@@MrChaotic4they are both equally terrible in their own very special way
@@MrChaotic4 Madame web is better than this crap of a movie
My favorite displate I ever got was a Zack Fair poster way back when. Been dying to get a good Grimmjow one, but no luck.
Always worth watching your reviews. Bravo sir saved me time again.
Totally agree with your summary. I totally wanted part two to stick the landing but it failed epically.
Ny favorite part was when they're debating about tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Honsou is just like, "LET'S EACH TAKE TURNS EXPLAINING OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST," and then we have to sit through a bunch of 15-minute slow motion vignettes for each character
And then Djimon tells a story abt how he tried to sacrifice himself to save his men from the evil empire and the evil empire evil empired and slaughtered his men to punish him and then a scant few hours later Kora says she'll sacrifice herself so the evil empire won't slaughter the village and honestly it didn't make her noble it made her absolutely stupid. And I'm sorry but they have the ability to literally raise someone from the dead but they don't have a machine to beep-boop mashed potatoes so they need to go to the ends of the universe to get some wheat thins... like, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON HERE.
My favourite part was when the end credits came up until I realised I wasted 2 hours of my life hoping it would get better. I did learn 2 things though... 1) pretty sure the casting couch was involved. 2) also pretty sure that the people making this saw every thing I have seen from Firefly to Star Wars and the Magnificent Seven.
The visuals of this movie are great. One thing that bothers me about the action scenes is when you can very clearly see people let themselves lose to main characters. Some parts you even see the stunt guys start their fall before they get hit. Slow mo really accentuates these errors.
6:08 a max holloway reference was not in my bingo card
Happy 420 people. Jeremy jahns pouring scotch has the same effect as lil wayne flicking the lighter. You know it's about to be 🔥
Smoke up smokey
Impatiently waitinf for jeremy to review shogun
This is exactly the review I was expecting for part one.
Mention of Broforce, you sir continue to get my love lol
I’ve been watching you since middle school, I am 21 now, you are the goat man.
love that samurai 7 reference at the begining
Snyder cult will love this no matter what
snyder cult only exists in social media, aka mostly bots
never seen someone or heard of someone irl that was a snyder fan
Good to know that in 2024 there's still reviewers/critics/Jeremy out there to call Dogshit Movies....Dogshit!!
...Never change Sir
Definitely! I appreciate the honesty.
Massive props for giving Max a shoutout. That is strongly in the running for 2024 KO of the Year. Thanks, Mr. J!
I loved this movie! It gave me the action and visuals I wanted.. The battle scenes were amazing! I can't wait for part 3.
Thank you for your review sir. Now I don’t have to waste my time. I saw Part 1 when it came out and was genuinely excited. I liked it. A few days later after the wave of excitement washed out of me I tried to remember plot elements from the movie. It took a few minutes to get there. I totally forgot everyone’s name. Now that we’re a few months out I can not for the life of me remember a goddamn thing from part 1. The excitement I had for part 1 is not there for part 2. I couldn’t care less about part2.
As a farmer myself, I must say that the farming parts were more spectacle than realistic or instructive, still the movie as a whole, with the struggles of farmers vs their corporate overlords is timely, important, and I enjoyed it.
I do wish the movie included more legitimate farming info or maybe a more in-depth portrayal of a particular seed or husk that is important to them as a people... but I'm nitpicking here and it's not time to harvest the nit yet.
I like Jeremy so much I even entertain his ads. You da’ man Jeremy
The broforce iron bro trophy is my nemesis. It's such a fun classic game
Love the out of nowhere Broforce reference haha. That is indeed a good time.
Someone needs to tell Zack Snyder "no". Well Lucasfilm did and this is what happened.
Warner Bros. also said “no” to him after ‘Justice League’… they knew.
You know I still find it fascinating enough that I really wish I could interview Mr. Snyder and just ask him, why? Not to disparage him or make fun of him, but I know he has had things occur in his personal life that were tragic, but I have to see that all of his films have this dark tone in them and when you direct them features and everyone can see the almost depressive expression in Snyder’s art, I think to myself. That is coming from within. We all have our internal worlds. Jeremy has a sincere and kind vibe to him. You can tell that he actually cares about what he does and that passion makes his reviews among the best on CZcams. It comes from within. While I am not a psychology professional and therefore you should not read anything I have written to be fact, but never the less, I have begun to believe Zach Snyder has a depressive quality within him and it probably has been there a long time before he started directing features. Than you Mr. Jahns.
I'm so glad I let the outro play out, that last line got me heaving 😂
I think it wasn’t bad but it definitely does not give me the great Star Wars vibe. So if I take that expectation out and just watch Rebel Moon as a Netflix show. It is okay! because I have seen so many worse shows than Rebel Moon on the platform. I enjoyed watching Part 2 but I am also very aware of its flaws and I will watch Part 3 and continue not comparing it to Star Wars. Happy days!
I didn't expect it to be any better than the first (and the first was pretty bad), considering they probably had most or all of Prt.2 filmed before receiving any audience feedback from Prt.1.
The best reviewer on CZcams. You always say it how it is and we love you for it ❤
ohh Lagavulin! Great choice!