What Is R2D2 Saying? (Episode 1)

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  • čas přidán 8. 11. 2016
  • I have always wondered what R2D2 was saying. You can usually get the gist of it by whatever Luke or Threepio says to him in response, but we can't be sure, and sometimes, well, shit, he could be saying a lot of stuff.
    So I made this. Hope you like it. Took me hours.
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  • @horion7185
    @horion7185 Před 4 lety +770

    2:18
    It sounds like he actually said this..

  • @piccolanpasalan
    @piccolanpasalan Před 4 lety +528

    r2 is the most vulgar droid ever.
    they beeped out every word he said.

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow Před 4 lety +493

    “Hey look, buddy. I’m an astromech. That means I solve problems.”

    • @aliasanonymous5387
      @aliasanonymous5387 Před 4 lety +38

      "Not problems like "What is the Force?", because that would fall within the purview of the Jedi Order. I solve practical problems."

    • @Landocreep
      @Landocreep Před 4 lety +18

      "For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Seperatists from tearing the Republic a superfluous new behind?"

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n Před 4 lety +15

      "With a laser blasters. And if that don't work, use lightsabers."

    • @glitchedleaf2244
      @glitchedleaf2244 Před 4 lety +14

      "Take for instance this heavy caliber blaster tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you."

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 Před 4 lety +6

      r/unexpectedtf2

  • @letobrady5677
    @letobrady5677 Před 4 lety +1476

    i edited this so you will never know how i got this many likes

    • @BrownSillyCat
      @BrownSillyCat Před 4 lety +8

      K lol

    • @Ted_________
      @Ted_________ Před 4 lety +7

      *wonder

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ Před 4 lety +5

      Wonder*

    • @Ted_________
      @Ted_________ Před 4 lety +4

      Oreo The husky you’re meant to put the star before the word!

    • @memersdreamisntfunny
      @memersdreamisntfunny Před 4 lety +3

      Leto Brady OH ok i was about to say hmm i dont see any bad words but after thinking that r2 said the b word hope r2 doesnt say the n word

  • @jazzythings4307
    @jazzythings4307 Před 4 lety +210

    In episode 8
    When r2 meets Skywalker, He says
    “What are you doing on this Sh!thole planet!”

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 Před 7 lety +723

    I like the video, but by translating the Aurebesh text seen at 5:14, R2's exact wording is: "Anakin, turn the ship around and go back home right away!"

    • @pseudonymsnake9318
      @pseudonymsnake9318 Před 6 lety +101

      JustinEvitable80 a holy fuck! I never noticed that! That's how he knows what he's saying!

    • @TheCaptainNick
      @TheCaptainNick Před 6 lety +42

      I had no idea that was even possible.

    • @iancolthart6676
      @iancolthart6676 Před 4 lety +11

      Nerd lol

    • @TheBoxingNinja
      @TheBoxingNinja Před 4 lety +3

      Nice catch!

    • @TheBoxingNinja
      @TheBoxingNinja Před 4 lety +40

      @Spider Chavo I was watching the empire strikes back today, and when they land in the swamp I notice Luke wasn't sure what r2d2 was saying.

  • @rayhanqeis591
    @rayhanqeis591 Před 4 lety +191

    rdr2 may be a rude person. but he is a good friend at least

    • @TheBosten-xo7tv
      @TheBosten-xo7tv Před 4 lety +33

      He was the best droid in the galaxy. A cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.

    • @volkova6209
      @volkova6209 Před 4 lety +11

      "rdr2" oof

    • @DVNTempest7482
      @DVNTempest7482 Před 3 lety +3

      "rdr2".. now listen here you little shit-

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape Před 2 lety +4

      It's part of the programming present in all R2 units, though R2D2 developed more over time from his experiences, but still they have a strong sense of loyalty and a cheerful personality which is why they were more popular than newer units like R3 R4 R6 etc.

    • @neptunealmighty8053
      @neptunealmighty8053 Před 10 měsíci

      Correction: R2 isn’t a person 😄

  • @ronaldsyme8737
    @ronaldsyme8737 Před 4 lety +98

    Did anybody else not realize actually how much R2-D2 talks

    • @RussellBarth
      @RussellBarth  Před 4 lety +22

      dude, i am pretty sure he has more lines in A New Hope than any other character
      i tried to do THIS to EP3 and got to the part where they meet Obi-wan and my iMovie wouldn't do it any more. softwares crashed
      have a new machine. might try again

    • @atvthings6887
      @atvthings6887 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes he does but because of so much swearing they just bleeped it out altogether

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Před 3 lety

      @@RussellBarth You are the hero the world needs

  • @voidknight4639
    @voidknight4639 Před 4 lety +47

    5:30
    He actually sounded like he was saying a no no word

  • @josejim31
    @josejim31 Před 4 lety +188

    I imagined R2 being voiced by Samuel Jackson, or by Ice Cube.

  • @nationstate
    @nationstate Před 4 lety +32

    2:18 is perfect

  • @CarolinaLopez-hg4qo
    @CarolinaLopez-hg4qo Před 4 lety +208

    I think Jar Jar is Kinda funny
    I still find him kinda annoying though

    • @ISCARIOTSHIELD
      @ISCARIOTSHIELD Před 4 lety +30

      The thing with him, is that he is EVERYWHERE in the film, and makes it annoying. He can be funny sometimes but there's just too much Jar Jar.

    • @Maharaja_of_Punjab
      @Maharaja_of_Punjab Před 4 lety +9

      I am neutral

    • @devashishtripathi3560
      @devashishtripathi3560 Před 4 lety +9

      He originally had more importance in other films than just being comedy relief.
      Lucas wanted him to be like Yoda, not a Force user, but how he initially appears silly but is actually smart. However, the fan reaction nerfed him down to just a small character

    • @lambo1614
      @lambo1614 Před 4 lety +1

      66th like

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ISCARIOTSHIELD He was supposed the be Evil crazy Yoda. But unlike ESB, they didn't reveal Jar Jar to be Darth Pelagus in the same movie they introduced him in so he came off as a goof. Lucas got too scared AotC would flop without the Sith payoff and that was sooner than they had planned so they made Darth Plagueis an off screen character and gave Darth Sidious a throwaway line about how he killed him so nobody would ask questions. This forced Jar Jar to really be a goof so we ended up with the mess we got though TCW played around with the undercover Sith angle for fun.

  • @TurdFerguson884
    @TurdFerguson884 Před 4 lety +37

    Shmi: all slaves have a transmitter placed inside their bodies somewhere.
    R2D2: gross

  • @elenamccracken544
    @elenamccracken544 Před 4 lety +33

    “I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick”
    Later on during the clone wars series...
    “Spinning is hardly good flying” - “I know, but it’s a good trick”

  • @matejsykora8129
    @matejsykora8129 Před 7 lety +372

    R2 is such a badass :D

  • @daltonobrian2596
    @daltonobrian2596 Před 4 lety +35

    The subtitles are just making me love R2-D2 more.

  • @jaxthedeceiv3r246
    @jaxthedeceiv3r246 Před 6 lety +118

    Lmfao R2D2 is a savage. Lmfaooo.

  • @sleepymackenzie
    @sleepymackenzie Před 6 lety +204

    I'll try spinning, that's a cool trick!
    *DOES AILERON ROLLS*

    • @fuzzy6295
      @fuzzy6295 Před 6 lety +7

      Incorrect that wasn't a barrel roll it was an Aileron roll

    • @jamesmulligan7413
      @jamesmulligan7413 Před 6 lety +2

      Coin From Super Mario Bros. Sorry man but it was a aileron roll

    • @nrivera308
      @nrivera308 Před 6 lety +4

      Or as obiwan says in the clone wars: anakin youre crazy, spinning is not flying and anakin responds: but its a good trick lol

    • @sleepymackenzie
      @sleepymackenzie Před 6 lety +4

      Yea... but the Barrel Roll thing is a meme.

    • @steam-powereddolphin5449
      @steam-powereddolphin5449 Před 4 lety +2

      Lylat system folk likely have some different terminology than we do. So “barrel roll” could be *correct* for them!

  • @zackattack0425
    @zackattack0425 Před 4 lety +54

    The funny part is I do actually image him saying all this stuff!!!

  • @Cp-71
    @Cp-71 Před 4 lety +10

    Anakin: These are my friends, mom!
    R2: 'Sup!
    Definitely my favourite line :D

  • @mxnxchrxmqtic
    @mxnxchrxmqtic Před 4 lety +54

    Why does R2 act like Hank from Detroit: Become Human?

  • @worldwarriot7262
    @worldwarriot7262 Před 4 lety +16

    5:15 he’s actually saying, “Anakin, turn the ship around and go back homie” ( i think on homie )”...”

  • @samoan_king206
    @samoan_king206 Před 4 lety +32

    He was so vulgar that they bleeped out every word he said fo 9 episodes

  • @vincentweatherly9991
    @vincentweatherly9991 Před 4 lety +26

    So this is why R2 has everything beeped out

  • @fuzionmomo2979
    @fuzionmomo2979 Před 4 lety +14

    R2D2 after fixing the ship was like "ight imma head in"

  • @master-ofmanga2792
    @master-ofmanga2792 Před 6 lety +14

    Anakin seems very calm for being in a large scale space battle.

  • @OverlyHonestGaming
    @OverlyHonestGaming Před 6 lety +24

    Watch your language, R2!

  • @marshmellowguy586
    @marshmellowguy586 Před 4 lety +13

    2:00 Me when I look at the comments

  • @scorchfire4816
    @scorchfire4816 Před 4 lety +43

    Even if people say Jar-jar is the worst, I say I do love him. Love the way he talks and his clumsiness makes him even funnier.

    • @dulceborges1754
      @dulceborges1754 Před 4 lety +4

      Hug me man I thought I was the only guy that liked jar jar binks

    • @spooket8464
      @spooket8464 Před 2 lety +4

      honestly, he's not as bad as I remember. He's actually kind of endearing.

  • @1991beachboy
    @1991beachboy Před 6 lety +17

    Lol, never laughed that much at R2. Please make more of these!!! :)

  • @TheCaptainNick
    @TheCaptainNick Před 6 lety +24

    You know, they should have kept R2 away from kids.

  • @crypt1k755
    @crypt1k755 Před 4 lety +5

    R2D2 after gaining the ability to speak: “So anyway I started swearing”

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 Před 4 lety +5

    Sounds like R2D2 has the attitude of any New Yorker.

    • @BimbelyGimbly
      @BimbelyGimbly Před 4 lety +1

      Yea, as a New Yorker I can definently confirm this as true

  • @rushthezeppelin
    @rushthezeppelin Před 6 lety +23

    Anyone else doing this in Cleveland Brown's voice in their head?

  • @bruhmoment1090
    @bruhmoment1090 Před 6 lety +119

    WHY IS R2 SO TOXIC

    • @saltedhorsemeat4843
      @saltedhorsemeat4843 Před 6 lety +24

      when you've been through 2 galaxy wide wars, soon to be 3 with this Sequel Trilogy coming up, you get in a little over your head. i wouldn't be surprised in by The Last Jedi R2 is just sassing everyone and everything from how confident that many battles might've made him

    • @bruhmoment1090
      @bruhmoment1090 Před 6 lety +2

      Salted Horse Meat lel

    • @tevcon317
      @tevcon317 Před 6 lety +2

      Salted Horse Meat "Hey watch the language"

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 Před 5 lety +2

      Well, at least we get to see unofficial translations. Almost good translation

  • @jonathanstuart7354
    @jonathanstuart7354 Před 4 lety +4

    i consider this cannon.

  • @thetrueairbornefca
    @thetrueairbornefca Před 4 lety +5

    0:19 it’s a pun!
    Space is cold and chill.

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert Před 6 lety +55

    Why would R2 reference Jesus if he wasn't born yet, or even born in that Galaxy?

    • @scrap8660
      @scrap8660 Před 4 lety +3

      twistedyogert ok boomer

    • @niyebread3033
      @niyebread3033 Před 4 lety +4

      @@scrap8660 funny and original comment

    • @poppapalpatine7659
      @poppapalpatine7659 Před 4 lety

      Translations

    • @scrap8660
      @scrap8660 Před 4 lety +1

      Jovi R I mean nobody’s said it yet so it does kinda cover the original part

  • @rusher2068
    @rusher2068 Před 6 lety +6

    1:47 Says him, he is also blue.

  • @eekturk4258
    @eekturk4258 Před 4 lety +6

    0:44 Imagine him saying 2d mom fricking d2 baby

  • @Kitchyyy
    @Kitchyyy Před 5 lety +1

    *I swear this is quite possibly the most entertaining star wars video I have ever watched in my life*

  • @_crazyfire
    @_crazyfire Před 4 lety

    This guy should totally do more episodes because this is awesome!

  • @alexr6913
    @alexr6913 Před 4 lety +2

    2:44 "Creepy as fuck dude"
    I'm dead 😂

  • @WeylandYutaniCorp91
    @WeylandYutaniCorp91 Před 4 lety +6

    These videos are funny. When I was a kid I would do something similar when I was watching movies making up dialogue for the characters who didn't talk or their made up languages weren't translated.

  • @Ghost_-_
    @Ghost_-_ Před 4 lety +6

    5:01 it's like if he is trying to make sure his nose is fine

  • @mr.broski4849
    @mr.broski4849 Před 4 lety +3

    This made me love r2 even more

  • @jeffreyhunter4966
    @jeffreyhunter4966 Před 2 lety

    This is really good. One idea that always comes to mind is showing the subtitles of what the barn owl in Once Upon A Forest is saying

  • @devirambansal643
    @devirambansal643 Před 5 lety +6

    2:20- it really feels r2 said that😂😂

    • @praveenloganathan7495
      @praveenloganathan7495 Před 4 lety

      yeah, he had force visions of enduring his torture for the rest of his droid years

  • @Greiciunas1
    @Greiciunas1 Před 4 lety +4

    No swearing at all in Star Wars, but someone HAS to mess with a good thing.

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 Před 4 lety +8

    “R2 muthafuckin’ D2, baby!”

  • @madaxgaming6405
    @madaxgaming6405 Před 4 lety +2

    2:18 Loooool lmao

  • @drsingingeagle
    @drsingingeagle Před 4 lety +1

    - I love this!

  • @mattk750
    @mattk750 Před 2 lety +1

    2:18 He didn't know it but he met his life long friend

  • @darkjediknight2923
    @darkjediknight2923 Před 4 lety

    Brilliant video. R2D2 is a LEGEND!

  • @Oathkeeper156
    @Oathkeeper156 Před 4 lety +2

    I like this characterization of the little guy.

  • @combatdentist
    @combatdentist Před 4 lety +1

    For real i actually cried with laughter. Thsi some real funny shit!

  • @LEGENDCITYest1963
    @LEGENDCITYest1963 Před 4 lety +1

    They say r2d2 has a baby voice but I always thought he was the Pimp Daddy of Love.

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 Před 4 lety +2

    Padme, clean this droid up.
    Wow the security doubles really milk it for all its worth don't they...

  • @TardisGal4419
    @TardisGal4419 Před 4 lety +7

    R2D2 is just like bender in this lmao

  • @hillwoop9101
    @hillwoop9101 Před 4 lety +2

    2:18 My parents reaction when I was born

  • @sebastiank8427
    @sebastiank8427 Před 4 lety

    Thought this was gonna be legit when clicking on it but that shit was hilarious 😂😂

  • @billiecruz4399
    @billiecruz4399 Před 4 lety +1

    They talk about R2 having a filthy mouth so BET he is cursing.
    Great vid.

  • @DeadhunterThe
    @DeadhunterThe Před 5 lety

    Don't ya just LOVE that little beer keg?

  • @greygoat9149
    @greygoat9149 Před 6 lety

    Nice video

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 Před 3 lety +1

    What people don't realize about R2 units is within the Expanded universe they had to have a routine maintenance about once every few months because for some reason their programming makes them a little more ornery than usual, some don't let them go through this routine because it gives them the bravado and edge they need to get the job done. R2-D2 was one of those lucky one's, explains why he had some shit-hot stunts.

  • @kidbogus3731
    @kidbogus3731 Před 4 lety

    "Mozel tov" I died lmao

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257

    If artoo could actually talk, I'd imagine him with wither a New York accent, or a British accent.

  • @masgin04
    @masgin04 Před 4 lety +3

    Now we know why he speak with sounds and not words

  • @xoutsideraspakavinatigo2650

    At the end, NOICE XD

  • @austinhamblin3646
    @austinhamblin3646 Před 6 lety +19

    Is this Cannon (Sarcastic)

  • @jasonregan365
    @jasonregan365 Před 4 lety

    love it

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Před 3 lety

    This R2 dialogue makes me think of if he was writter for a modern spin-off, like Solo

  • @alexanderpretty1979
    @alexanderpretty1979 Před 4 lety

    Anakin: this is tense
    Me: no shit for u

  • @radarred4529
    @radarred4529 Před 6 lety +3

    In the next remastered version, they should give r2 and Chewie subtitles. Clean ones.

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ Před 4 lety

      Yeah yellow ones like the clone wars intro

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ Před 4 lety

      Lol

  • @0m521
    @0m521 Před 6 lety +2

    I'll try spinning,that a good trick

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 Před 4 lety

    lmfao the scenes in the N-1 starfighter

  • @HoodiewearingOpp
    @HoodiewearingOpp Před 2 lety

    I like how he just curses
    Like he’s a smug teen’s spirit in a robot’s body

  • @timwinter4459
    @timwinter4459 Před 4 lety +1

    And I love R2 just that little bit more now!

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Před 4 lety

    2:17 Oh come on, R2, don’t be like that. 🤣

  • @mirjana5514
    @mirjana5514 Před 4 lety +1

    2:18 holy shit man!😁

  • @bytisoli
    @bytisoli Před 4 lety +2

    Sounds like things big smoke would say

  • @dennisjansson6239
    @dennisjansson6239 Před rokem

    Funny. Now we need 1 each of original trilogy & sequel trilogy.

  • @beast3911
    @beast3911 Před 6 lety +1

    Now I can't look to R2 the same way

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 Před 6 lety

    U know I thought this was another parody, but this is pretty accurate, other than the swears

  • @ir0nauss138
    @ir0nauss138 Před 6 lety +4

    *NOICE*

  • @boisegameshowguy
    @boisegameshowguy Před 4 lety

    Exqueeze me, watsa Jar Jar Binksa doesin here?! 😂

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 Před 4 lety +1

    I have a feeling that R2D2 is the one controlling the ship even after "Controlling" it

  • @emeraldmaster5388
    @emeraldmaster5388 Před 4 lety

    Man I wish there was a cut of the movies where our two could speak but like how he was meant to speak a.k.a. like a dirty sailor cussing his heart out

  • @pumpkojacket
    @pumpkojacket Před 2 lety +1

    I allways imagined r2 to like swere like non stop

  • @FactsNReason
    @FactsNReason Před 5 lety +1

    I agree: R2 kicks ass!!! We love your big fella!!

  • @johnsmith6586
    @johnsmith6586 Před 2 lety

    He is saying "I am NOT a vaccum cleaner"

  • @BMSDollaDolla
    @BMSDollaDolla Před 4 lety +1

    I accept this as cannon

  • @Pinoccappuccino
    @Pinoccappuccino Před 6 lety +1

    While the video is for comedic purposes, the screen at 5:13 translating R2-D2 reads "Anakin turn this ship around and go back homie right away".

  • @dawsonhelf7922
    @dawsonhelf7922 Před 4 lety

    Apart from the strong language, the subtitles seem accurate
    -Double D

  • @ihaveacar
    @ihaveacar Před 4 lety

    I died when he saw 3PO for the first time "What .... the fuck?"

  • @jaythenolongerbluemama6844

    WOWSER that's one sassy robot

  • @setsyoufree8
    @setsyoufree8 Před 4 lety

    R2, saving everybody one more time: "Nobody helps me in this fucking Galaxy!"

  • @JC-2106
    @JC-2106 Před 4 lety

    Imagine being the queen and your decoy tells you to go clean a dirty fucking robot and theres nothing you can do about it

  • @TheBestWanderbug
    @TheBestWanderbug Před 6 lety

    When Anikan said “now this is pod racing!” You should have put “no it’s fucking not”

  • @buttersstotch9406
    @buttersstotch9406 Před 4 lety

    The sacred text