Damn, doesn't your entire body would hurt afterwards even after pulling all those cactus needles? Cuz I used to accidentally tounched cactus on my entire left leg. My left leg had a different kind of pain sensation even after I pulled it out.
Bro the only time you touch a cactus is if you fall like on the biking trail. I remember in April of 2023 I was biking on some trails near my house with my adult cousin. And I was going on a bump and I fell on a paddle cactus. It hurt so bad (manned up and didn't cry). I had to bike home shirtless with spines in my him thigh knee and all over my elbow. I'm so Arizonian that I can touch a cactus with out getting hurt.
For people who ask why would you touch a cactus, you may end up in a cartoon show where you get slapped by a cactus then you have to get the spikes off
I did. When I was younger, I played hide & seek with my siblings and for some reason though that hiding behind a cactus is a smart idea. I touched it with my hand. I didn't tell anybody about it and removed the spine myself. It still hurt afterwards. There were tiny pieces still in my hand for days
One time at a Home Depot, I saw an awesome cactus, and really wanted it. I was young, so I grabbed the little plastic cup it was potted in, and went to ask my mom if we could get it. She said no, and when I went to put it back on the shelf, I missed the slot, and it fell. Worst. Ninja. Instinct. Moment. I caught the full cactus in my hand, and spent three hours crying and slowly pulling them out.
DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO MY DAD WHEN I WAS A BABY. My dad saw a cactus and tried to scare me with it but the spines got in his and. The first spine came off but the other was stuck for a month.
Not exactly. Don't panic. Use tweezers on the big barbs. For the tiny barbs still stuck in the skin, use white Elmer's glue, wait for it to dry, and then peel it off your skin. If you're having issues after a couple of days; go to a doctor and tell them about what happened. The ER is a good option. - US Park Ranger.
For those smartasses saying "Oh I'll never touch a cactus" Let it be known that many of people have tripped, fallen or stumbled while walking in a desert, leading to this exact scenario. Or you come across one of those psychopaths that keeps a cactus as a house plant đ
As a gardener I have become used to the pain of cacti spines and thorns so it doesn't bother me as much anymore. I just pull it out. Yeah it hurts sometimes, but you move on. I broke my ankle when I was a few years old and as a result my balance is a bit off. Losing my balance when I'm gardening in my cacti section is something I would not recommend.
If I touch a cactus I've already made some questionable decisions.
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â@@IHateZachDfilmsnot this bot bruh
âIf you touch a cactusâ
my two braincells: should we do it?
yes
probably
SAME LOLLLL
@@KevYesZackNo you are either a bot or a troll
ââ@@Bac0nRulezWhy do i feel like bot ?
"Let's go to desertđ”"
" Y'all where is my glue "
No toothpaste
â@@Mason-25he said glue
You can use my glueđ
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@@ZANDACROSS7 freaky ahh comment
i straight up fell entirely into a cactus
im not even joking i wish i was
Damn, doesn't your entire body would hurt afterwards even after pulling all those cactus needles? Cuz I used to accidentally tounched cactus on my entire left leg. My left leg had a different kind of pain sensation even after I pulled it out.
Ouchy it must be very painful
@@Turtle-lanprobably because the needles broke and stayed inside your skin.
o̶i̶l̶ u̶p̶
glue up
Yout face too? If that's the case. Didn't you got spines over your eyes?
Lesson learnt: donât touch a cactus
We would love to play Gacha life together
Mistake: it's actually how to removed the cactus in our hand
imagine commenting 3 times on a yt short
Bruhâ@@zenvenn4
@@IHateZachDfilmsWe donât like online dating like you do
"If you touch a cactus"
"Why will i touch a cactus?"
I mean, if your intrusive thoughts win
â@NAWALzm âïžđ€ um, actually, it's impulsive thought, not intrusive.
@@Intercept1988 bro theyâre the same thing đż
Theyâre actually pretty delicious ngl(not joking at all)
@@michaelmyers6105they are! đ
Instructions unclear, i am glued to a cactus :(
damn man đ
âIf you touch a cactus youâll probably get spinesâ
âNO SHIT SHERLOCKâ
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Lol
âWe going to the desert? Alr whereâs my glueâ
Bro the only time you touch a cactus is if you fall like on the biking trail. I remember in April of 2023 I was biking on some trails near my house with my adult cousin. And I was going on a bump and I fell on a paddle cactus. It hurt so bad (manned up and didn't cry). I had to bike home shirtless with spines in my him thigh knee and all over my elbow. I'm so Arizonian that I can touch a cactus with out getting hurt.
Does anyone want to play Gacha life with me
yooooo i live in Arizona too@@pancakefor1
â@@KevYesZackNo cringey
Nopeâ@@KevYesZackNo
Just don't high five a cactusđ
â@@IHateZachDfilms bro wtf are you doing here + why tf do you play gacha lifeđđđ
@@IHateZachDfilms fuck no
â@@BronzeAnimations scammers
â@IHateZachDfilms Nah, I'm good.
@@IHateZachDfilms gacha life đ
For people who ask why would you touch a cactus, you may end up in a cartoon show where you get slapped by a cactus then you have to get the spikes off
Even the hand was traumatized. đđđ
the way the fingers just bent đ
Swelling I presume. Even if the joint is not punctured the area around it can become incredibly tender and inflamed.
â@@paulleakeii6388no, just a weird bonerigđ
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Directions unclear. Am now stuck inside a cactus, pouring glue on myself
what
Iâm gonna put my wiener on a cactus đ
Okay, you killed me xD
Huh
SAY NO DIDDY
**Touched a Cactus Facingly**
**Got a spine in the back of a hand**
Me: Nice logic!
Instruction unclear, I glued my hand to the cactus
âIf you touch a cactusâ Why would anyone touch a cactus đ
*donât read my name_.* đ
I mean, it could happen by accident if you were near a cactus and werenât aware of it until the last moment.
â@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_Bot
We love gacha life
accidentally
This feels like a "piss on a jellyfish sting" moment.
lol
That doesnât help the sting though
@@Datsmileyb0ithat's his point, this doesn't seem like it would help at all
I laughed so hard at this đđ
Cactus ain't even that bad I used to raw dog prickly pear fruit as a kid
"If you touch a cactus you get splinters"
"Understandable have a nice day."
me in desert: *accidentally touches a cactus*
"apply a glue"
"i dont a have a glue"
âWhy do you have glue in your pocketâ
âYou wouldnât understandâ
Would you like to go to Paris with me and play Gacha life over there
Lmfao
â@@zenvenn4ok
@@zenvenn4 who was in paris
â@@uh-oh-thats-not-good Adolf
Can't believe the hand wasn't marked as Zack đ
Not even the glue đ
Not even the Subtitles đ
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
@@IHateZachDfilms yeah
@@IHateZachDfilms what ur username
"Hey son, dont touch that cactus."
*_le touch_*
*" Y O U ' R E D E A D T O M E . "*
THANK YOU! I was looking for this comment
âYouâll probably get the spines stuck in your skinâ
âNah ill get glue stuck on my handđâ
"If you touch a cactus..." I don't think people just give a cactus a big slap lol
@@KevYesZackNo fr? or as a joke lol
they do if it's damn THICC though... đ
@@jerrywen2013 he is a bot
I did. When I was younger, I played hide & seek with my siblings and for some reason though that hiding behind a cactus is a smart idea. I touched it with my hand.
I didn't tell anybody about it and removed the spine myself. It still hurt afterwards. There were tiny pieces still in my hand for days
@@projectgamer_YT uhhh okay
Rare footage zach not making his cactus brand
Even more weird that the glue wasn't branded as Zack
My dad: If it has a long spine, grab it carefully and try taking the spines out with itđ
If you haven't ever touched a cactus, you've never lived.
Me: *In the desert in pain waiting for the glue to dry*
cAn I pLaY gAcHa LiFe WiTh yOu?
Dude it's a joke
â@@ihaveyourip223sure
Thatâs what Iâve been wondering too
Better than pulling each one out individually
@@noorhafifi6534 Do you not understand? It's a joke!
*I touch a catcus*
Brain:what do we do?
Braincell 100:apply gl-
Braincell 1000:pull it out agressivally
Brain:yessir let me sent that information
literally me
You even have that much brain cells?đđđđ
@@armindersingh9121Nope đ
Plot twist: His brain cell IDs are in binary
â@@69k_gold That explains it he only had 8 brain cells
"I AM GROOT" đ
This is actually really helpful because I've started taking care of plants and I kinda want a cactus
"So instead you should apply a layer of glue"
Someone in the middle of the dessert: *How*
why are you in the middle of a cake
@jimothybimothy6 what is bro saying đ
@@LumineScara-tp9swthe original poster spelt desert as âdessertâ which is a type of food people eat after dinner. (or really whenever) đ
â@@jimothybimothy6 hahahahahaha đ€Ł
Hopeu Like The Pastry
âYou should glue a layer of glueâ
âIâm at the desert where would I get glueđâ Edit: omg tyy for the likes Iâve never got this much!
Just get cactus sap and acacia gum
Then mix it. You will have a glue.
Bring before in dessert
Make it yourself đ
Before you go get glue
â@@Mf_2.O. oh gosh...
I'd like to see Vector trying it! đ
How sharp claws were created
Animal with sharp claws:đ
New fear unlocked đš
Never touch a cactus đ”
â@@2lrmssk STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
What an original comment
So are you implying that you wouldâve touched a cactus before this video?
Bot đ€đ€
That's funny because I live in Arizona. We have a ton of cactuses.
One time at a Home Depot, I saw an awesome cactus, and really wanted it. I was young, so I grabbed the little plastic cup it was potted in, and went to ask my mom if we could get it. She said no, and when I went to put it back on the shelf, I missed the slot, and it fell. Worst. Ninja. Instinct. Moment. I caught the full cactus in my hand, and spent three hours crying and slowly pulling them out.
DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO MY DAD WHEN I WAS A BABY. My dad saw a cactus and tried to scare me with it but the spines got in his and. The first spine came off but the other was stuck for a month.
Whyyyyyyyyy
I touched one that had that fluffy looking stuff with thorns under it as a kid. Ow!!
That must be a pain in the balls
@@GamerChick5567Floof cacti :3
Me getting the spines stuck in my skin*
Me: I don't have a glue with međđ
After Watching:
"Is this Fr??
"Lemme Try it"
"Oh no, i touched a cactus... Let me pull out my glue bottle i very much considered to bring on an expidition through the dessert" đ
Thatâs a good idea
**cactus spines off by glue at 12 seconds**
**someone âLittleCoblets (bad)â touches a cactus**
**Presses nuke button**
**The button is stuck**
Bro the glue hand was really saying â I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYâđđđ
Not exactly. Don't panic. Use tweezers on the big barbs. For the tiny barbs still stuck in the skin, use white Elmer's glue, wait for it to dry, and then peel it off your skin. If you're having issues after a couple of days; go to a doctor and tell them about what happened. The ER is a good option. - US Park Ranger.
For those smartasses saying "Oh I'll never touch a cactus"
Let it be known that many of people have tripped, fallen or stumbled while walking in a desert, leading to this exact scenario. Or you come across one of those psychopaths that keeps a cactus as a house plant đ
"If you touch a cactus"
"WTH Zack, did you necessarily have to show that?!?!"
NPC comment
Instructions unclear, now I have super-glued cactus spines in my hand.
You had to pull it ASAP
"easy bro. Just use your glue."
"Really Nathan? We're in the middle of Sahara desert. Where am i supposed to get a glue?"
" if you touch a cactus you'll probably get the spines stuck in your skin"
" if you're dead you're probably not breathing"
"Now Son Don't Touch That Cactus"
"dad I did touch cactus but I'm use glue"
â@@rainbowsolarnebula3580"uhhh son that's not glue..."
@@IDFB2Whenâits female cow milkâ
*Son touches cactus.
"You're dead to me."
@@imadecentlylargehumanbean "but we only have male cows"
Instructions unclear, I've now glued my hands and face onto the cactus. đ”
Sounds like something Tim Allen would do.
I hope your okay
Lesson:always carry glue with youđ„
"if you touch a cactus" looks like you let your intrusive thoughts win
Still a bad idea to touch a cactus with 100% of your hand.
Imagine that glue with spines on it chases youđđđ
Bro what
use wax also
Variant 2:Don't touch the cactus
"If you touch a cactus"
My braincells: should we try it đ
Ah yes because we people always have to give our olâ buddy cactus a big high five!
Feels low-key weird to see that the glue wasn't branded as Zack
ikr
"Oops i got stung by a cactus
"*brings out super glue *"đ
If you touch a cactus...the intrusive thoughts win
You: A cactus i should touch it
Googolplex braincells: should we do it
Ok you just copiedđđ
Another rare moment of Zack not saying have you ever wonder
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
â@@IHateZachDfilms
Why do you hate Zack?
Itâs not even rare anymore bro
Flashback to the video of a man jumping into a shit ton of cactuses shirtless in 2014
Instructions unclear. Now have superglued cactus needles stuck to my hand
As a gardener I have become used to the pain of cacti spines and thorns so it doesn't bother me as much anymore. I just pull it out. Yeah it hurts sometimes, but you move on.
I broke my ankle when I was a few years old and as a result my balance is a bit off. Losing my balance when I'm gardening in my cacti section is something I would not recommend.
We would love to play Gacha life together
No thanks. â@@IHateZachDfilms
Insert glue on hand.
You should've told me earlier, there's a cactus as big as me in my room man, it's happened way too many times đ
"oh sh!t wrong glue"
famous last words
âIf you touch a cactus you will probably get the spines stuck in your skinâđ
I used to love putting glue on my hands and peel them off... such good memories
Bro same bro
Ayy
Can we play Gacha life together
â@@IHateZachDfilmsNo
First tip :
Never touch a Cactus
I donât want a ghost cactus hand haunting me, but I suppose itâs necessary.
"Hey bro Why is your hand smell like glue?"
Dude:"My hand was stucked by a bunch of cactus so i used sticky glue :)"
"Where did you get those gloves"
Me: glue
Do you wanna play gaslight with me because you seem to be very interested
Liarâ@@IHateZachDfilms
â@@IHateZachDfilms He said 1 sentence. Go to another fucking comment section.
@@IHateZachDfilmsNEWS TODAY: trolls trying to rage-bait people online, horribly fails, what happens next is SHOCKING!
"if you touch a cactus"
*literally grabs the cactus*
WHO WOULD TOUCH A CACTUS
People who say, "Love is love"
Me
@@kaylanbrown9274bro is dumber than a rock đ
@@kaylanbrown9274 ok
Mom:Why did you touch a cactus
My 2 brain cells: cause it looked fun
The glue was floating helpđâ
Man really answered the question that we didn't ask
LOLLL
Definitely donât touch the cactus đ” đź
Would you like to play Gacha club with me?
@@IHateZachDfilmshey buddy I donât think a ânoâ sign over Zach Dflims or a ânoâ sign over anyone is going to stop them lol
Who needs school when youve got this guy
ME
This guy's like a Internet doctor
Zack either makes the most educatiing short ive ever seen or the most traumatizing video known to mankind.
*donât read my name_.* đ
Would you like to play Gacha life with me? Let me know with a feedback
Does anyone want to come over and play Gacha club with me?
â@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_Bot
Imagine throwing the dried glue with spikes on someoneđ
Instructions Unclear: I am now the cactus
Or, you could just try to not high-five a cactus
Finally a good reason for me putting glue on my handđ
đ”Cactus Spineđ”: I'M UNREMOVEABLE!!!
đŹZackđŹ: you need glue to remove the spines
đ”Cactus Spineđ”: what wait, BRO
the glue on ripped: WTF is dat đ
This guy is better than my doctor he would just say âpull them outâ
"If you touch a cactus, you're an idiot."
Every day I get a new fear..but thank god today's video was different..thx zack
You seem to be very interested to go to Paris with me and play Gacha life over there
â@@IHateZachDfilms No.
"Oh no Josh! I touched it" "okay Jermey I'll get the glue!!"
"Forgot my glue!"
Man next to me:đ°
âIt is just glueâ
âIt is just glueâ
âIt is just glueâ
Yo, I was just wondering if you want to come over this weekend and play some Gacha life
Pluh come on man its glue not cu-
Dude its been 3 years get over it
Nah I'm not gonna touch grass anymore đ
*donât read my name_.* đ
Yo, I was just wondering if youâre interested to play some Barbados with me
He said cactus, not grass... chill
My one braincell when I was a kid:touches cactus but pulled all spines using water
âWeâre going to the desert kids, donât forget your glue!â
There is no way our society has gotten this low to the point we have to make videos on âIf we touch a cactusâ! I refuse to believe it!!
Imagine slapping someone with the glue hand with spikesđ
CUANDO TIENES VOLUNTAD, ÂĄNO DIGAS NUNCA! ÂĄSOLO DEJA ESOS PENSAMIENTOS!
If you *TOUCH* a cactus: uses his whole hand to cover the top