Jake Paul Won't Learn

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  • @salrodriguez7052
    @salrodriguez7052 Před 4 lety +17330

    Jake is acting like the school system failed him, yet he dropped out his junior year

    • @shvmichael
      @shvmichael Před 4 lety +2288

      I would too if my school didn't teach me how to buy a Lambo cash

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal Před 4 lety +156

      @@shvmichael FAX 😤🙌🔥💯📠😈💰🚘👀💪

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu Před 4 lety +386

      him of all people have no right to complain about the education system, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and can live off his daddy's money if he wanted to so obviously he didnt need school lol he already had money

    • @phillyhippie
      @phillyhippie Před 4 lety +23

      They probably did straight F's

    • @justyouraverageplayer5202
      @justyouraverageplayer5202 Před 4 lety +34

      selena rodriguez (not at all a fan of Jake) but are you really suggesting that one more year of highschool would have made a monumental change??

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle Před 4 lety +7855

    Noel is still mad about cody being called a "little back end tech developer"

    • @Moon_Child_Mari
      @Moon_Child_Mari Před 4 lety +619

      Michaela Belle In this house we STAND UP for our homies 😤

    • @featuringsan
      @featuringsan Před 4 lety +334

      @Commissar Kitchen not to mention every tech developer, who he owes his entire life to

    • @harssamoanlal2947
      @harssamoanlal2947 Před 4 lety +13

      He used to be before they did CZcams

    • @lily2912
      @lily2912 Před 4 lety +68

      its because he doesn't have a company

    • @nobody.123
      @nobody.123 Před 4 lety +293

      I think Jake is a bit insecure, Cody and Noel, both made it out well in the “real world” prior to CZcams, both well-educated, but Jake’s wealth could potentially disappear as soon as his CZcams career ends, as he has no skill or trade, no education, and clearly not what you would describe as “fiscally responsible.”

  • @vickster97
    @vickster97 Před 4 lety +6227

    Hearing Noel TEAR into Jake Paul is my kink

  • @shadbakht
    @shadbakht Před 4 lety +8562

    Jake should have said “Hey anxiety! Knock it off!”

    • @renren5992
      @renren5992 Před 4 lety +283

      you have anxiety? stop that!

    • @brandon17760
      @brandon17760 Před 4 lety +151

      "you give kids anxiety and I'm not down with that" "which kids?"

    • @namrtasingh8744
      @namrtasingh8744 Před 4 lety +39

      Being anxious? Don’t do that!

    • @annahuff9262
      @annahuff9262 Před 4 lety +4

      That's the bedbfuaog brothers

    • @Supreme_Lobster
      @Supreme_Lobster Před 4 lety +9

      @@brandon17760 "im sorry i gave you anxiety"

  • @user-dx5fk3hc9v
    @user-dx5fk3hc9v Před 4 lety +3961

    You're suffering from anxiety? That sounds like Mr struggle behavior

  • @emmettdziedzic199
    @emmettdziedzic199 Před 4 lety +3141

    Jake Paul: this is stuff you will ever use in the real world. Also Jake Paul: has absolutely zero idea as to what it’s like to live in the real world

  • @gigid2345
    @gigid2345 Před 4 lety +4139

    Does he understand that not everyone wants to be an influencer

    • @OneEyeDollar6
      @OneEyeDollar6 Před 4 lety +131

      No, he does not.

    • @PinkyDasOriginal
      @PinkyDasOriginal Před 4 lety +69

      Or should be...

    • @srachar
      @srachar Před 4 lety +29

      He doing it for money, most of his viewers are kids

    • @wrx1th873
      @wrx1th873 Před 4 lety +105

      could you imagine though? everyone on this earth being an internet "influencer"? we would starve and fall apart as humans.

    • @arlostein1000
      @arlostein1000 Před 4 lety +3

      No

  • @taliqarafiq2294
    @taliqarafiq2294 Před 4 lety +2162

    Noel's rant from 9:45-10:45.................
    BARS

    • @slopcrusher3482
      @slopcrusher3482 Před 4 lety +95

      Taliqa Rafiq that rant made me happy, especially with all the 10th grade drop outs on CZcams like jake trying to push their BS multi tiered marketing scams

    • @ellielewis8470
      @ellielewis8470 Před 4 lety +57

      and cody saying "yea" 13 times during it

    • @curtisballer
      @curtisballer Před 4 lety +13

      BARS

    • @Baen666
      @Baen666 Před 4 lety +4

      Where is the BARS meme from, can somebody explain pls?

    • @Max-qd5lq
      @Max-qd5lq Před 4 lety +15

      Baen They listened to some rap and kept saying BARS or something along those lines

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster Před 4 lety +3907

    Do you think he’ll finally teach us how to buy a Lambo cash?

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 Před 4 lety +83

      Commissar Kitchen is that before Flow Class 101

    • @samus598
      @samus598 Před 4 lety +18

      Gotta be a level 10 team 1000 member, that's when they teach you where to find the devils dick so you can give it a suck for a lambo. Buying a lambo cash is definitely the next step.

    • @TheBigboy453
      @TheBigboy453 Před 4 lety +7

      I'm hoping so lit bae fam squad I need my Lamborghini cash

    • @Lushyy557
      @Lushyy557 Před 4 lety +2

      What the hell is Lambo cash anyway?

    • @arhamboy8149
      @arhamboy8149 Před 4 lety

      @@Lushyy557 watch Cody's Vid On Jake Paul

  • @stepkickking9868
    @stepkickking9868 Před 4 lety +3649

    Jake Paul thinks just because he beat up Deji and Alissa Violet, he can fight anybody.

  • @Honalulu5790
    @Honalulu5790 Před 4 lety +4668

    Jake said on the podcast that he didn't knew that anxiety is a disorder that people suffer with.......SMH

    • @laurenmiller9517
      @laurenmiller9517 Před 4 lety +129

      That's not what he said. He said he wasn't aware that the chemicals in people's brain can lead to uncontrollable anxiety.

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal Před 4 lety +784

      @@laurenmiller9517 "yoo shiit, people got chemicals? Like, in they brains? Yooo..."

    • @purpydurgy5646
      @purpydurgy5646 Před 4 lety +94

      Lauren Miller that’s also not what he said, he said he did not know some people were born with certain genes that make them depressed and anxious

    • @laurenmiller9517
      @laurenmiller9517 Před 4 lety +11

      @@purpydurgy5646 okay lol but that's not what he said.

    • @royals312
      @royals312 Před 4 lety +308

      purpydurgy “yo shitttt, people got certain genes??? That’s crazy.”

  • @stepkickking9868
    @stepkickking9868 Před 4 lety +1578

    Jake Paul acting like the school system failed him, yet he used the broken system to bully people.

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 Před 4 lety +50

      his nervous system failed him by not ever sending enough blood to his brain

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko Před 4 lety +6831

    I’m so glad you guys called out his anxiety bs. Also, whenever I hear Noel talk about JP it just makes me wish even harder that he had been there with Cody when JP confronted him.

    • @BrookMesfin
      @BrookMesfin Před 4 lety +46

      He wouldn't have said nothin. Love noel but he's probably a pussy, just like cody was in that moment. Jake paul is a dungbeetle of a human being but he's still a big dude and that always matters.

    • @juheepark7123
      @juheepark7123 Před 4 lety +463

      @@BrookMesfin Noel would've destroyed jake with words alone wtf

    • @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs
      @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs Před 4 lety +150

      Juhee Park Agreed. He would’ve read him into the ground.

    • @minecraftwithgadget1848
      @minecraftwithgadget1848 Před 4 lety +385

      Noel's talked before about he used to always clown on people that physically out classed him to their faces so I'd believe it lol

    • @R2_DK
      @R2_DK Před 4 lety +111

      S0lstice Foreal! Noel is a demon with words lol
      Next vid JP goes back to the suicide forest after meeting Noel one last time...

  • @anabelens.c.9975
    @anabelens.c.9975 Před 4 lety +594

    jake should’ve added “drink water✨” to the tweet

  • @MandatoryFruit
    @MandatoryFruit Před 4 lety +678

    I feel like the “Relax Dumbass” book would legitimately help my anxiety.

    • @youngtate3891
      @youngtate3891 Před 4 lety +1

      Saaaame.

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv Před 4 lety +43

      Hear me out! Noel reading the audiobook for it.

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit Před 4 lety +6

      Kat Shit, that’s even better

    • @mariej3225
      @mariej3225 Před 4 lety +6

      Holographic Marlon Brando no

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit Před 4 lety +34

      @@balloonfiesta15 I'm aware of what self-bullying is. I do it all the time. If I know the book is satirical, then I can learn to laugh at myself and take myself less seriously.

  • @gs2656
    @gs2656 Před 4 lety +4146

    I don’t want to sound cheesy but sometimes when I get random bursts of anxiety I put on a podcast episode and it always helps me feeling a little bit better 🥺

  • @nigatonirip1443
    @nigatonirip1443 Před 4 lety +1550

    I live in Ohio, where Jake Paul is from and we actually have a class called "personal finance". It's basically a REQUIRED class dedicated to learning about: checks, personal, accounts, stocks, inflation, and even how to get a job. Also I go to a public school so it isn't some special private school thing.

    • @legoyoda2773
      @legoyoda2773 Před 4 lety +241

      If its past grade 10, Jake didnt make it lmao

    • @HawaiianShirt
      @HawaiianShirt Před 4 lety +70

      i also live in ohio, and while we did have personal finance at my school, it wasn't required. his school might not have had it, or he just didnt know it existed bc hes a dumbass lol

    • @livistryingherbest1491
      @livistryingherbest1491 Před 4 lety +35

      I don't live in Ohio and still have that class. It's a class available to us at any level of high school. Though it's a short class that shoves so much information at you it's hard to actually learn and retain the information. I feel like personal finance classes should be integrated into possible other classes? Where you talk about some things in depth instead of briefing over everything all at once.

    • @syd_sterb
      @syd_sterb Před 4 lety +12

      I also live in Ohio and we had to take a personal finance class and we had options to learn different things in different classes. I took independent living and we learned how to write checks, budget, pay taxes, cook basic meals, and even about insurance. Some schools unfortunately don’t have these type of classes, but I fortunate to have it.

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv Před 4 lety +10

      I’m from Pennsylvania and personal finance was like “dumb kid” math. Like the kids who couldn’t do geometry took personal finance so they got the math credit.

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. Před 4 lety +812

    If they actually made the “Relax, Dumbass” book, we would move copies of it real quick.

  • @franzmeier2128
    @franzmeier2128 Před 4 lety +860

    Cure for Anxiety? Take a walk, take a walk, you don't want to push my buttons take a walk

    • @amfp2090
      @amfp2090 Před 4 lety +15

      Franz Meier THIS COMMENT IS FUCKING GOLD AYE

    • @nmeyers92
      @nmeyers92 Před 3 lety

      Maybe Jake should just have a few roofies discretely slipped to him while on one of his yachts and then someone should secretly push him overboard, FAR OUT ON THE OCEAN. No one would give a shit, but more realistically give an applause with smiles on their faces. And the poor kiddos who love him will get over it in a day and then move onto the next hype beast asshole to admire. 😂 and the rest of CZcamsrs would forget immediately and the world would be a better place, FOR REAL.

  • @omarmuhammad6897
    @omarmuhammad6897 Před 4 lety +951

    Noel: I actually went to school so I can do the math on this
    Also Noel: 2020 - 1859 = 1061 years late......

    • @minecraftwithgadget1848
      @minecraftwithgadget1848 Před 4 lety +80

      also Noel: 61 - 53 = 18

    • @Gmo82200
      @Gmo82200 Před 4 lety +53

      Plus: Pierre Janet was born 1859 ... I really doubt that he came up with that whilst 0 years old ... or maybe Noel did that on purpose to highlight the problems of the US education system

    • @mafiamentality8751
      @mafiamentality8751 Před 4 lety

      Isn't it 1041 though

    • @TheNibiru720
      @TheNibiru720 Před 4 lety +7

      You're answers are both wrong. It's actually around 919...you have to carry the one...

    • @Cameron_Gaming
      @Cameron_Gaming Před 4 lety +59

      161 years late 🤦

  • @sarasthoughts
    @sarasthoughts Před 4 lety +201

    Jake deadass said he "was the smarted kid in his class"
    *BRUH THE A U D A C I T Y*

    • @rhiannonmari1096
      @rhiannonmari1096 Před 3 lety +8

      Like what class? Detention? Or like remedial class idk what you guys call it in America 😂😂

  • @Foxtrot5
    @Foxtrot5 Před 4 lety +478

    Jake Paul: tHe ScHoOl sYsTeM fAiLeD mE!
    Also Jake Paul: Bullies all the kids at his school.

    • @adamkotewicz8277
      @adamkotewicz8277 Před 4 lety

      For real? He was a bully?

    • @friedchicken6570
      @friedchicken6570 Před 4 lety +8

      @@adamkotewicz8277 yeah

    • @emac7050
      @emac7050 Před 4 lety +8

      Could you imagine what the internet would be like if someone stood up to Jake while he was bullying someone back then? Would have been put in his place and just would have sticked to being a washed football player and at most been a typical college frat guy that drops out.

    • @notzainab
      @notzainab Před 4 lety +11

      this is what makes me laugh. like he literally bullied his fellow classmates however he called out cody like what an actual asshole

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Před 3 lety

      And his teachers, apparently

  • @copicking173
    @copicking173 Před 4 lety +402

    Jake Paul's the kind of person that would tell me I can control my clinical OCD by "not thinking about it"

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 4 lety +22

      "you got too much free time lol u need to get layed"

    • @emmafer1869
      @emmafer1869 Před 4 lety +3

      God this hits way to close to home

    • @harrisonford4370
      @harrisonford4370 Před 3 lety

      It be like this

    • @bethmaa
      @bethmaa Před 3 lety +2

      Or the person who thinks OCD is just being neat

  • @JadedFendi
    @JadedFendi Před 4 lety +145

    noel really said with his whole heart that 1859 was over a thousand years ago

    • @briarpeterson6938
      @briarpeterson6938 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm late to this but I was looking for someone to comment on that 😂 like wait he said 1,000 years...? And it was 1859....? I'm hopeful it was a joke

    • @stephanie-uw1mp
      @stephanie-uw1mp Před 3 lety +8

      And cody didnt try to correct him or anything either

  • @niccy186
    @niccy186 Před 4 lety +354

    anyone else remember the “dont be depressed” tweet by cameron dallas?
    history repeats itself

    • @ldeue4837
      @ldeue4837 Před 4 lety +3

      People want to act like this stuff is stupid....but there's actually a real conversation to be had here, Anxiety I am not anywhere near an expert on and wouldn't comment on it, but I know for a fact that you can actually cure your own depression, with absolutely no medicine.....People are creatures of habit not enough people monitor and work to change the word's they say to themselves inside their heads. We are all guilty of thinking negatively, but your habit's and pattern's can make things worse. To have a strong mind, is to keep your emotions in check, it doesn't mean they don't exist....just that you know when to exercise them.

    • @rainrosen1869
      @rainrosen1869 Před 4 lety +39

      Lee DuFour I get what you’re trying to say but still having “a positive mindset“ isn’t gonna magically cure your depression. The main problem is that a lot of people who suffer from depression, don’t really know what they are supposed to do, and they often do stuff that’s not really beneficial for them, because we never really learn what we are supposed to do. But it def takes more to “cure your depression“ than some people telling you that you should just have a positive mindset and just be happy.

    • @ldeue4837
      @ldeue4837 Před 4 lety

      You really should learn to read.

    • @ldeue4837
      @ldeue4837 Před 4 lety +2

      You're absolutely right, just like when you tell someone that needs to lose weight to go to the gym....it's 100% a commitment. But I know it's possible because I've done it myself. There's a reason that depression is a epidemic right now, social media etc. are forces that drive people to look for external acceptance, they are so worried about pleasing people around them that they don't think at all about themselves or what they truly desire. If you spend your entire life living for other people, it makes complete sense that you don't know who you are or what you desire. Spend time developing yourself as a person becoming a strong individual who doesn't care about what people think.

    • @jojivlogs_4255
      @jojivlogs_4255 Před 4 lety

      i mean sure if you count people being moronic a part of history

  • @kaitlyn7961
    @kaitlyn7961 Před 4 lety +155

    Jake paul: "public school should teach you more like how to do taxes and get money"
    Me: they do teach us that .....you just.... didnt get that far before you .... dropped out.......

  • @adc4836
    @adc4836 Před 4 lety +76

    I’m gonna be so happy when he loses his “Young” factor and he’s 39 on the side of the street asking if people know him

  • @molly_agspor7557
    @molly_agspor7557 Před 4 lety +110

    Noel: i went to school so i can actually do the math sweetie, 2020-1859? ONE THOUSAND YEARS

  • @e.d.8507
    @e.d.8507 Před 4 lety +1592

    Jake says that school doesn’t teach you how to pay taxes and shit...bruh I legit have economics classs where they teach us that
    Edit:Not from the US btw

    • @vxngevnce2637
      @vxngevnce2637 Před 4 lety +171

      I'm pretty sure you take econ in senior year and he apparently dropped out in junior year

    • @hyperviewed
      @hyperviewed Před 4 lety +40

      時vxngevnce also in my econ class in senior year, the teacher literally didnt teach us anything. i jus bubbled random answers for my final n got like an 88 or something, so jus bc its in the curriculum doesn't necessarily mean it'll get across

    • @e.d.8507
      @e.d.8507 Před 4 lety +5

      時vxngevnce Would not know not being from the US but dthat explains a lot about him

    • @cleshsesh6155
      @cleshsesh6155 Před 4 lety +14

      @@hyperviewed yeah in the UK the economics A level is really good. Hard, alot of maths but still good

    • @natecaballero1687
      @natecaballero1687 Před 4 lety +51

      Economics class is a joke in the US not gonna lie.

  • @jofisher3643
    @jofisher3643 Před 4 lety +200

    9:50, damn, Noel went off with the facts

  • @kaepiper
    @kaepiper Před 4 lety +118

    what bothers me the most is that he is so clearly manipulating his young audience, and he knows it. he can try and bullshit his way around that all he wants, but at the end of the day he’s a horrible person. how much more money do you need? how desperate are you? do you really have to take advantage of children?
    and it’s extra irking hearing all this shit about anxiety from him. i have actual fucking diagnosed anxiety that i had to take medication for for over a year. it feels like such an insult. yes, a walk can help you become a bit more level headed when you’re stressed, but anxiety is so much more than that. words cannot express how incredibly stupid that man is.

    • @eveking6289
      @eveking6289 Před 4 lety +6

      I've dealt with anxiety for years and I've been on meds for a while to help and sometimes I feel too anxious to leave the house. He has no idea how hard it is to deal with anxiety.

  • @NovaKnight_
    @NovaKnight_ Před 4 lety +343

    Jake said he didn’t know what an anxiety disorder was and that chemical imbalances are a thing.
    *Stay in school, kids.*

    • @KS-ho1ev
      @KS-ho1ev Před 4 lety +6

      StrawberryCola that’s not something they usually teach in school

    • @jrw2319
      @jrw2319 Před 4 lety +7

      @thecahn a lot of doctors use the term "chemical imbalance in the brain" to describe depression though so i dont think they're talking out of their asses
      edit: unless you meant people who arent diagnosed with like depression and anxiety say "chemical imbalance" then yeah they're talking out of their asses

    • @livistryingherbest1491
      @livistryingherbest1491 Před 4 lety +6

      @@KS-ho1ev at least where I am it's common knowledge. Schools around me have been taking a like anti bullying and mental health awareness thing (don't be fooled they put minimal effort into it and it's a shitty program that doesn't work) but something good about it is that they spent a few weeks informing the students at my school WHAT mental illness was and how it happens.

    • @livistryingherbest1491
      @livistryingherbest1491 Před 4 lety +6

      @thecahn depression and anxiety are imbalanced chemicals in your brain. I've been diagnosed with both and come from a pretty good life I'm not gonna lie. It's a genetic thing in my specific case. My brain doesnt produce and use the amount of serotonin that it should.

    • @fleshylattice
      @fleshylattice Před 4 lety +3

      thecahn excuse me? Do you know how to use google? Are you incapable of doing it or too lazy to bother?

  • @sack7853
    @sack7853 Před 4 lety +85

    Told my friend i have PTSD and they were like “just don’t phase out” ?????

  • @cloudyyybear
    @cloudyyybear Před 4 lety +88

    tmg said “take a walk” first.
    Jake was even late to that...

  • @zak1814
    @zak1814 Před 4 lety +53

    Jake is the last person who has the right to criticize the education system

  • @NiiCeEl3meNtS
    @NiiCeEl3meNtS Před 4 lety +121

    its 161 years, not 1,061 lmaoo

  • @DeAznBoi111
    @DeAznBoi111 Před 4 lety +11

    "i am the creator of my own anxiety. i am the creator of my own anxiety." _rocks back and forth with arms around knees_

  • @gabrielhogan6251
    @gabrielhogan6251 Před 4 lety +176

    i think Jake proved his stupidity when he tweets hate towards one of the worlds most loved celebrities 😂

    • @Stamnley
      @Stamnley Před 4 lety +3

      Who?

    • @arthcnvs
      @arthcnvs Před 4 lety +1

      Big Lasagne Zayn

    • @naem1728
      @naem1728 Před 4 lety +3

      Hey, at least he’s confident

    • @srachar
      @srachar Před 4 lety +30

      @@naem1728 confident enough to be stupid

  • @matthewgabriele206
    @matthewgabriele206 Před 4 lety +179

    Better watch out, Jake gonna run again while y’all are getting a fade at Supercuts

    • @srirachadonut8011
      @srirachadonut8011 Před 4 lety +14

      If they go to Supercuts they deserve a Jake Paul confrontation

    • @Diphenhydra
      @Diphenhydra Před 4 lety +1

      Sriracha Donut what’s wrong with Supercuts my guy. They do good haircuts for like $10. Shits awesome.

  • @elliotfleming7105
    @elliotfleming7105 Před 4 lety +700

    All I see is two Mr. Struggles hating on a successful entrepreneur

  • @Oatmilkwoo
    @Oatmilkwoo Před 4 lety +80

    Noel and Cody ranting and making fun of situations that DESERVE to be destroyed is why I love them so much. Keep up the amazing content you guys..

  • @carleegib
    @carleegib Před 4 lety +26

    1859 was only almost 200 years ago, I love you Noel but we ain’t proving our point on this one 😭

  • @lezaanvanwyk9202
    @lezaanvanwyk9202 Před 4 lety +67

    Me: having a shitty day dealing with anxiety related to my bipolar.
    Jake paul: "remember anxiety is created by you"
    Me:...................... 😐

    • @heyitstj_
      @heyitstj_ Před 4 lety +1

      Lezaan Van wyk dude that was me too. I feel you.

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist Před 4 lety +1

      Honestly on a bad day that would probably make my anxiety WORSE

  • @RainbowDj7
    @RainbowDj7 Před 2 lety +17

    As someone who has been diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, I can confidently say Noel and Cody's self help talks have cured me

  • @ajax4887
    @ajax4887 Před 4 lety +181

    He's a bad person. End of. He's never going to be a good person

    • @steezykhalife3671
      @steezykhalife3671 Před 4 lety

      Ajax but he knows how to fight ;)

    • @youngtate3891
      @youngtate3891 Před 4 lety +10

      @@steezykhalife3671 what a great life skill. He fought a lil guy who also couldn't fight. 😂😂

    • @jojivlogs_4255
      @jojivlogs_4255 Před 4 lety +1

      @@steezykhalife3671 lmao if jake paul knows how to fight then i'm the fucking pope

    • @pedroteixeira7595
      @pedroteixeira7595 Před 3 lety

      @@steezykhalife3671 he cant fight for shit. He only looks like a gpod fighter because hes fighting people like Nate robinson. Wait till he fights a real fighter.

  • @michaelroy6630
    @michaelroy6630 Před 4 lety +27

    Cody: wouldn't it be hilarious if we did a product placement right in the middle of our conversation?
    Cody 10 minutes later: don't pay Jake Paul, just go to Skillshare where you can learn for free!

  • @Rio_sk
    @Rio_sk Před 4 lety +82

    I need to return in like a month to check for the funny comments.

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Před 4 lety +21

    Jake pretends that the school system has failed him, but he failed school and can't even spell "their".

  • @bridgeta8775
    @bridgeta8775 Před 4 lety +4

    Middle school math teacher here. I literally just finished a month long unit on percents which included tax, tip, commission, interest and more. We teach you things you need for life all the time but kids rarely listen long enough to know that anymore

    • @home5893
      @home5893 Před 4 lety

      Blame the parents, kids really don't know better, parents must not either.

  • @megancher8889
    @megancher8889 Před 3 lety +11

    I actually love how educated Noel is, he makes Jake look so much more dumb than he already is😂

  • @shyamali1757
    @shyamali1757 Před 4 lety +24

    Lmao clips of y'all laughing for x minutes have helped my anxiety more than this tweet

  • @lisemagic208
    @lisemagic208 Před 4 lety +9

    The Pythagorean’s Theorem was also definitely used by whoever designed Jake’s fancy mansion.

  • @simplyreid
    @simplyreid Před 4 lety +52

    the online school i go to teaches you taxes, W-2, and had classes on personal finance and consumer science. When my parents found that out they were actually happy that they were teaching that.

    • @freannde
      @freannde Před 4 lety +1

      Online schools are generally scams so I hope you're in high school or you did a lot of research.

    • @simplyreid
      @simplyreid Před 4 lety

      @@freannde we did a lot of research to make sure it was a good choice

    • @todayiglowup4286
      @todayiglowup4286 Před 4 lety

      what online school do u go to

  • @palakchopra9381
    @palakchopra9381 Před 4 lety +35

    That book idea reminds me of The Art of Self Defense.

  • @j.s.3414
    @j.s.3414 Před 4 lety +41

    If Jake Paul really wanted to flex on TMG, he'd get an exclusive deal with SeatGeek

  • @MurphyMosby
    @MurphyMosby Před 4 lety +9

    I've been having severe anxiety for years, going to my therapist and getting anti-depressants... but dude I don't fucking take them anymore since that tweet cause I just gotta *chill my mind out* .... Thanks Jake. Very cool Jake.

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 Před 4 lety +83

    Anxiety discovered in 1851
    YOU ARE 1000 YEARS TOO LATE.
    Umm...

    • @chickenpower309
      @chickenpower309 Před 4 lety +1

      It's a joke, you know, because jake paul doesn't actually know how to do maths and anything like that... bro he was sarcastic

    • @drake1393
      @drake1393 Před 4 lety +8

      yay 01 he seemed pretty serious to me...

    • @Specisight
      @Specisight Před 4 lety +5

      yay 01 lol he straight up got it wrong, it's not that deep

  • @mattgrant3616
    @mattgrant3616 Před 4 lety +11

    Jake is Mr. Talk and Mr. Struggle all in one

  • @bruinsfan2828
    @bruinsfan2828 Před 4 lety +87

    2:58 why is the audio cut?

    • @chickenpower309
      @chickenpower309 Před 4 lety +3

      They cussed

    • @aperson5436
      @aperson5436 Před 4 lety +17

      They said no no words, oh god, I cant believe they did it! 😭😭😭

    • @011mph
      @011mph Před 4 lety +15

      @@chickenpower309 they curse all the time though lol

    • @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs
      @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs Před 4 lety +8

      zynbw Right when I read this they both said ‘fuck’ about 30 times in 20 seconds 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Před 4 lety +10

      seems like Cody said a joke somewhat relating to suicide i guess since he was talking about that stupid brain thing

  • @jksgothgf6662
    @jksgothgf6662 Před 4 lety +8

    Jake Paul’s logic: Have anxiety? Just don’t

  • @ohyeahkpop
    @ohyeahkpop Před 4 lety +5

    a young educator here and i can't wait til school reopens so i can share this 'influencers bettling education' issue in class. noel's counterargument is pure gold 9:50

  • @codykoschode5478
    @codykoschode5478 Před 4 lety +20

    So we just gonna ignore that noel said the 1800s was over a thousand years ago? It didn’t even seem like a joke😂

    • @AVONEUS
      @AVONEUS Před 3 lety +2

      Thought I was the only one

  • @wassabiloverlover6490
    @wassabiloverlover6490 Před 3 lety +1

    whenever i see content posted in late february - early march, it makes me think of those good ol days

  • @loveemily123
    @loveemily123 Před 4 lety +3

    Jake Paul is acting like anxiety is something that can go away with an afternoon at the park

  • @rehmakamal3434
    @rehmakamal3434 Před 4 lety +4

    On some real shit tho, when I’m anxious or feeling low I watch yalls videos and always end up feeling better :)

  • @Mileeypg
    @Mileeypg Před 4 lety +66

    I actually talk to myself like that when im anxiuos because i hate myself

  • @Sandirah
    @Sandirah Před 4 lety +42

    9:45 omg mad Noel is so cute 😋

  • @kevinworley7096
    @kevinworley7096 Před 4 lety

    You guys are really doing well. Glad to see this format. (Just found it, so I probably sound dumb for not knowing you did this format)

  • @ruloez5587
    @ruloez5587 Před 4 lety +21

    That’s sugar gay

    • @abbyrogers122
      @abbyrogers122 Před 4 lety

      Cruz Lopez why is this engrained in the back of my mind but i don’t remember where it’s from

    • @frickfrackmatt
      @frickfrackmatt Před 4 lety

      Abby Rogers logic ft TMG

  • @BrujaBrii
    @BrujaBrii Před 4 lety +3

    Keep up the great work!! Y'all always make my day

  • @Buriedwithdrawingpad
    @Buriedwithdrawingpad Před 4 lety +10

    The condescending Self Help book is unfortunately already a thing, there's been a fair few bestsellers already, they usually have titles like 'f**k it' or 'How to overcome stupid sh*t'

  • @jessicalynn8642
    @jessicalynn8642 Před 4 lety +2

    I absolutely love and enjoy Ranting Noel, and Cody hyping it up 🤣😎

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 Před 4 lety +16

    Jake tryna cling to any relevance he has left because the tik tok stars are stealing all his fans

  • @cleshsesh6155
    @cleshsesh6155 Před 4 lety +20

    Legitimately have had the idea of creating a book where it's just positive abuse for ages, now its gonna get coined noooo ahahaha

  • @brucebowen5122
    @brucebowen5122 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve watched this like at least 10 times. One of my favorite clips lol

  • @dailacurrie3113
    @dailacurrie3113 Před 4 lety

    the fact that i got the headspace ad during this makes it so much better

  • @kate_nho
    @kate_nho Před 4 lety +7

    watching jp milk the shit out of young kids who are struggling in school by convincing them that school is useless is really fucking sad and honestly makes me angry to my core
    thanks for pointing this out guys, more of a reason to love y’all

  • @SeigiEmiya
    @SeigiEmiya Před 4 lety +3

    I don't have friend... "Anxiety intensified"!

  • @GabrielleNavarro1111
    @GabrielleNavarro1111 Před 4 lety

    i really live for this. thank u jacob 🙏🏻

  • @esteehanvey5647
    @esteehanvey5647 Před 4 měsíci +1

    there are levels of anxiety that simply can’t be cured with self care.. I think it’s the difference between worrying sometimes and having anxiety. Maybe self care helps you calm down after a long day but iykyk about that absolutely sickening anxiety that literally destroys your life and causes physical pain until you get reassurance

  • @elijahmate9315
    @elijahmate9315 Před 4 lety +20

    My years of trauma is now gone because of jakes tweet ☺️I’m so grateful

  • @yodiekio
    @yodiekio Před 4 lety +6

    I would def buy that book

  • @holymakerel
    @holymakerel Před 4 lety

    that bit at about 3 minutes is my anxiety disorder and depression just having a conversation about me in my head

  • @laurynfreeman7
    @laurynfreeman7 Před 3 lety

    tgat book idea is gold

  • @johnmorey486
    @johnmorey486 Před 4 lety +6

    2:08 like like like like like Noel hitting us with the subliminal messages

  • @OmnitrixIX
    @OmnitrixIX Před 4 lety +5

    I actually had an entrepreneurship class that taught me quite a lot down to the numbers on a basic level... I'm a dumb ass so I forgot a lot of it now but if I did pursue that sort of career it would've been a good start

  • @churo1998
    @churo1998 Před 4 lety

    We need that book

  • @connorcorbett497
    @connorcorbett497 Před 4 lety

    I watched the "like" competition and now I can't unhear it

  • @kelseymcintyre1
    @kelseymcintyre1 Před 4 lety +3

    An hour long conversation with a tree 😂

  • @LovelyDH
    @LovelyDH Před 4 lety +3

    Ok but I love cody rings it looks so good on him 😍💜

  • @msjonesreadingandmath8489

    These two crack me up, but it’s so obvious they are really good guys.

  • @kozyg8116
    @kozyg8116 Před 4 lety +1

    New to this show and so glad I came across it 😅😅

  • @vintageindy
    @vintageindy Před 4 lety +11

    2:58 why the audio cut out?

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace Před 4 lety +3

    I remembered to go for a walk today and i saw 3 sea lions

  • @aaronreyes8127
    @aaronreyes8127 Před 4 lety

    4k camera makes the zooms look so clear

  • @potatoluna3389
    @potatoluna3389 Před 4 lety +1

    I really hope they do that book. I would buy it without a second thought

  • @lukebranam-wenger1999
    @lukebranam-wenger1999 Před 4 lety +5

    I would legit buy that self help book full of condescending and mean advice hahaha
    (3:50)

  • @KURRDA
    @KURRDA Před 4 lety +4

    “Would it it be funny to do an ad read 30 seconds into a podcast”
    JnJ podcast: haha.... yeah 👀

    • @Bozu89
      @Bozu89 Před 4 lety +1

      "having such a supportive fanbase is comforting. but nOT AS COMFORTABLE AS MEUNDIES!! EHHBEPBEPBEPBEPBE-" i love my chaotic parents

  • @johnnycaralta
    @johnnycaralta Před 4 lety

    Anxiety is 100% self induced.

  • @nighhawknigganinja
    @nighhawknigganinja Před 4 lety

    High level social commentary from top lads