Imagine being asked to design the most cruel, horrifying torture device you can think of, and then getting put inside it to test it out as punishment for designing the most cruel, horrifying torture device you could have thought of.
Don't forget the most popular form of punishment: University Homework. I mean school homework is way worse because the kids brain and mood levels haven't fully developed, but University homework came way before public school homework several decades later. Stay Meaty. ❤❤
Pear of anguish: Fun fact the wounds frequently didn't cause death ... septic would. Also my art history teacher said when she went to see this piece in Italy, they were hesitant to let her because two dudes faked being academics and were trying to use it on themselves years prior.
@@spiwolf6998I imagine the most important part to those guys might have been the sick satisfaction of using one that had some status as an artifact. There’s just no way that there aren’t replicas of that thing
The creator of the saw series said, as he was researching for the films, he not only didn't even scratch the surface but that he was horrified at what humans did to each other.
Bro "your feet are too big, RIP HER T!TS OOOFFFFFFFFFFF!" " "Hello." You said that too loud, GET THE IRON SPIDER!" And "IM LEARNING, I DONT KNOW!" Got me like 💀
Funfact: In Germany you can say: "Ich fühl mich wie gerädert." Which means: I fell tired/exhausted/whacked But word-to-word it says "I feel like wheeled" like mangled with the torture device.
I appreciate that Hunter thinks the idea of him dying is funny in some contexts because I also think me dying cartoonishly would be funny and when I mention it to others they never agree
I sent a hilarious text to the group chat about testing out my Rube Goldberg suicide contraption where I stand on a little X and it drops a giant boulder on my head and no one thought it was funny 😭
Fun fact Vald Darcul actually stopped an invasion by impaling over 2000 enemy combatants he had previously invited to a piece treaty, the attackers were so horrified to see their friends and family impaled for miles
I remember we had a renaissance fair in 9th grade (it was basically a poster board science fair but for history class lol) and I actually got in a little bit of trouble bc my subject was execution and I made popsicle stick models of several torture devices and used my old Barbies as the actors. It was specifically the impaling ones that I guess Ms. Adkins had a problem with. Idk what else they were expecting 🙄
I'm imagining you standing proudly in front of your 'Barbie Thunderdome' ~ smiling and waiting for imminent praise; "Learning how to keep this Barbie 'alive' for as long as possible, really brought history to life!" 🤓
That story always felt like bullshit. With all the brass used, The metalsmith would have to have been commissioned by the king beforehand. I don't put it past ancient rulers, but who would ever accept a commission from them again after that story?
@@homeinvasion8615 if you were the next artist asked to make torture equipment after that story, you'd move. Greece was surrounded by comparable empires.
One of the craziest tortures I've ever heard of was from Japan where they'd tie you up and plant bamboo seeds underneath you.. and the bamboo slowly impaled you until it grew through your body. Or the torture of a thousand cuts, where's the cut you over and over and put lime juice in the cuts so you don't go into shock ..
The hanging cage is known as Gibbeting and was mostly used for displaying dead bodies as warnings and deterrence but was used at the execution method a few times. It also serves as a great platform for multi torture as you can put in spikes like the iron maiden, a pole for impairment and put the whole thing over a fire like the brazen bull 👍
I can offer some more info on Vlad the Impaler. Most myths about him were exaggerated, through his own damn design. In Romania there is a mythological creature called Strigoi. Which has similar attributes to Vampires. They would be undead, they would be able to take different shapes and they would eat flesh/drink blood depending on the sources you find. Vlad did impale a shit ton of people, but not alive. He would stake the corpses left on the battlefield as a deterrent for the Ottoman Army. He didn't seem to be a very violent dude, but he was strategic. One of the main reasons he is associated with vampires is that one of his best military moves in a time of turmoil for his army, was not really having an army but taking down a massive encampment (comparatively to his army). He had his men and possible himself infiltrate in the night, steal some armor, next to the main scout tower, then they started causing a ruckus by slaying guards while disguised, and had his men ring the alarms. They set fire to a few things and fled, while the Ottoman encampment didn't know what these bandits wanted and grew extremely suspicious of each other. That is one of the main things that led to rumours of Vlad Tepes (or the Impaler) controlling vampires (strigoi). Source: I'm his cousin.
Vlad was also nicknamed "Dracula" because of his father which translates to Son of the Dragon. The Order of the Dragon was a Catholic order that Vlad's father belonged to.
Medieval torture is maybe the most disturbing part of mankind's history, especially because we moved so far away from this gore focused type of punishment in relative short time. I would love to hear a psychoanalitical take on how and why systematical torture came about, especially because we don't know if torture like that existed at the beginning of humanity. Just thinking about that fact is kinda bizarr, that we had to evolve and civilize to a certain point to come up with torture methods and devices, even just from an engineering point of view.
The best part about the weights is that in the Salem witch trials is when they used it to torture Giles Corey, all he said was "More weight" when they tried to get a confession out of him. Probably making him the only guy to react the way Hunter says he would
By not pleading that he was innocent or guilty the government couldn't take his land and therefore it can be passed down to his kids. Went through hell to keep the land in the family!
The "put in a barrel and doused in honey to be eaten by insects" routine was an adaptation of an ancient Persian method of execution called scaphism. They used two boats put top to top, but the principle is the same.
Something about this topic has always fascinated me in a very macabre way. Absolutely disgusted by the idea of torture but theres this weird part of my brain that just wants to learn about it
It's just wild to me we had a whole like "torture engineering" thing going on. I could hardly imagine clocking somebody yet alone throwing them in a brazen bull.
I think there is a lot of potential for really good demons of people who have been tortured by these devices like genuinely I think shit from silent hill & saw where inspired by a lotta this
Cool Salem witch story, an old Chad by the name of Giles Corey was sentenced to be put to death if he didn’t confess on some witches. They laid him between two boards and stacked heavy stones on it. Every time they added more weight, they’d ask him to confess, and all he would say was “More weight.” Basically, the guy was a badass
I actually enjoy learning about old torture methods. Why? Its intriguing to see the creative ways people tortured. Also I first saw the iron madien in Matilda.
The iron maiden was publicly known to be used as a way to threaten people but was never used because the person who decides the punishment of others always liked to see blood and also was assumed it would be hard to clean afterwards were the reasons why it was never used except only as a threat
I still remember hearing that the iron maiden was a complete fabrication and was never used to actually torture anybody. Yet we so it so much in media and museums, but it was only ever created to scare people, not to torture them 😂
It honestly astonishes me that (at least to my knowledge) we haven't gotten a single horror movie revolving around this idea. I don't just mean movies like Hostel, or Saw, or even Martyrs, ones that revel in extreme torture and gore, I'm talking about one that specifically uses real, old-timey historical torture devices like the ones actually used on people in the past. Just imagine a Jigsaw-style serial killer with a whole basement full of these things, one who gets his kicks by recreating and then subjecting his victims to them.
There is absolutely no way you just uploaded this video while I was researching real and fake medieval tortures after I just played the trial in Chrono Trigger. The universe perfectly lined up on this.
one of my most played games of all time. Don’t steal gpas lunch, save the cat, don’t pick up the necklace before checking out marle, and wait for her to figure out what she wants from the candy shop.
@@Sheahova I swear I tried to do all these things! I will definitely keep this in mind for the next playthrough. When I saw the torture chamber I thought I got a bad ending lol
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Already said but the creator of the bronze bull was the first to die to it. He was showing it off to who ever was the emperor at the time and he was like “wow I love this, especially the way the bull whistles when the person starts to boil! Guards sees this man and throw him into his contraption”. And boiled, whistle, soup. Then the guards ransacked his house for the blueprints.
If anyone else is interested more in the history of torture devices and the like, Jacob Geller has an amazing video titled “The false evolution of execution methods.” Super interesting and informative highly recommend it
i heard about a torture called 'Blood Eagle' where you lay on a wooden plank and they separate your ribs from your spine and pull your skin and bones outward to form a set of wings, and later birds slowly but painfuly start to eat your lungs and other insides. i think thats pretty cool
@@hankastrapkova9376 if it makes you feel better, some scholars say that it fits with both the psychology, knowledge and tools they had available at the time. The wings were made of the lungs as they were pulled out through the openings created from separating the ribs from the spine. You most likely died from having your ribs separated and the rest was just "for show". Often as a sacrifice. The way there probably sucked either way :S
Viking had some of the most metal punishment Blood Eagle It involves cutting open the victim's back, breaking the ribs to resemble wings, and pulling out their lungs Hence the name
Fun fact; there is actually very little evidence to suggest that the iron maiden was ever actually used as a torture device, with the Nuremburg one existing only as an example as to what people thought was used in the middle ages
17:14 I'm Romania and I remember from history class that Vlad had like a forest of Otoman soldiers impaled and there was one time where Otoman soldiers had to walk through that forest.
A old Japanese torture method was to tie a person hanging over a bamboo. The tip of it would be sharpened to a point. Bamboo grows so fast that it would eventually pierce the person.
idk why, but it made me laugh when hunter mentioned he was claustrophobic. executioner: *puts individual into iron maiden.* them: no wait, i’m claustrophobic! executioner: oh shit, so sorry! get out of there then, we didn’t know!
Papa. It hurts to hear you say in a way, that nothing you do matters, and your trapped. Not that you shouldn’t say that or talk about it, but that you feel that way. I and I guarantee thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people absolutely Love you, and deeply appreciate the light hearted but also deep escape from the twisted world that you provide. You truly are, one of a kind, your awesome man. Thank you for all you do!
I'm glad that I'm not the only one that developed a fear of my teeth breaking that way after watching the Jack vs Baki fight, that and the nerve cutting the doctor used in his fight.
I love how some of these names like 'the wheel' are super scary because they leave a lot to the imagination and then some are like 'skull crusher' that just leave absolutely nothing to the imagination
17:38 Vlad didn’t say he did this his enemies said this. He reclaimed a lot of territory from the Moorish Turks and was considered a great Christian Warrior King from Wallachia modern day Romania.
I think out of all of them, Impalement would be the worst. The sheer amount of pain that the wooden stick going up your anus would have would be inconceivable. On top of that, the stick was often dull so that you wouldn’t die from blood loss. Eventually your insides would be mutilated to the point of death, but not before suffering from the immense amount of pain for up to three days.
Even just on your arm... I swear boiling water is 100x worse than being exposed to open flame... Seeing videos from kitchens where hot oil spills on people is hard to watch too
The thing about Vlad the Impaler isn't that he impaled 20 000 people. He actually impaled 20 000 after a single raid, and he wrote a letter to the Pope detailing this, in which he explained the exact numbers of Turks, Bulgarians and Jews he impaled. He also made a "Forest of the Impaled" outside the capital of Romania which made the Ottoman Sultan give up on the entire campaign.
The rat torture scene from one of the fast and the furious movies (not sure which one) fascinated me as a kid and I didn’t realize this was an old method of torture
Vlad impaled 20,000 soldiers. He impaled many more nobles and replaced them with good men of merit instead. He's considered rather progressive in this way. The soldiers were muslim invaders from the ottoman empire. They had mercilessly raided his lands for decades taking slaves. He defeated their army with a smaller force consisting mostly of peasants, then impaled them all, which caused the army following that army to retreat. This is how we know he did it. There are accounts from so many outsiders about the number of impaled. Listen to some history stuff about him. Really cool. The guy was a hero and a real military genius. The boogie man stories were started as a mass defamation campaign by german printing presses who he started taxing.
I love that he mentioned that Baki scene, I was thinking the same thing. The newest stuff with Jack is brutal :P It'd be cool to have Mr.Meat talk about old vs new Baki. If Netflix ruined the series or if it still holds true
I'm loving the new content, glad you feel free to depart from art stuff, which is also great but i've rly been enjoying your more generic reaction content, all the best, god bless papa.
I'm glad Papa is brave enough to tell us which devices would be most effective on him. This will help for my parasocial relationship reaches a fever pitch and I need to decide which way to prove my devotion.
dude were so connected i was just researching witchtrials in germany theres a german book called ""hexenhammer" that is basicly a "how to" to all torture and execution methods (or both)
The iron maiden had the spikes in less lethal spots to ensure the victims lived longer. The same with the impaled that so they avoided the major arteries and organs missed. Also burning at the stake, by the 1700s was perfected to be as long as possible. Usually with a small fire underneath the feet unlike the movies. The victim could last hours until the torso was drying and igniting causing flames to lick up towards the mouth becoming inhaled, thus the heat causing bleeding in the lungs and the drowning in ones own blood.
Well the Iron Maiden wasn’t real and made up for a museum so no it didn’t lol . It literally was never used on anyone so to say it had the spikes in non important parts dosnt make sense , it wasn’t designed with the idea that anyone was gonna have to actually go in it . It was designed to look scary. even if it was real you wouldn’t be able to get the door closed all the way without beating it with a sledgehammer in order to drive the spikes into the person.
Man, how many times did someone have to drown before the audience thought, "Hey, I'm starting to get a little skeptical as to whether witches are even real".
Legatti's incorporation of poly-rhythms contrives to produce one of the most difficult and crystalline pieces of music ever written. No piece of music ever summed up death better. No human being ever experienced anything so close to death whilst still being alive. Edward Heath attended the British premier, and asked the conductor whether he had the right music in front of him. That was before inflation. And the three day week. And candles.
@@NessNT My eyes are watering. There's a lot of dust in the air. I can't see too well anyway, 'cause I pawned my corneas two days ago to buy a pair of shoes. The replacements are cheap and ill-fitting, and the anaesthetic wears off quickly, so fifteen minutes later I'd spent all the money in a chemists on a week's supply of codeine. I ate it outside. I had to lie down on the pavement while the painkillers got round to my eyes. I hung my head over the kerb to make them arrive faster. Before she ran away my wife said this would happen. She even got the date right.
The fact that the creator of the copper bull was the first one to experience it is the most hilarious prank of all times.
Truly hilarious
Comedy Gold
Comedy bronze
Imagine being asked to design the most cruel, horrifying torture device you can think of, and then getting put inside it to test it out as punishment for designing the most cruel, horrifying torture device you could have thought of.
Don't forget the most popular form of punishment: University Homework. I mean school homework is way worse because the kids brain and mood levels haven't fully developed, but University homework came way before public school homework several decades later. Stay Meaty. ❤❤
it's all torture and fun until the prisoner says "harder father"
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😂😂
There had to be at least one masochist who kept getting thrown in prison for this exact reason.
@@kylekennedy2527in America today they'd just kill you.
@kylekennedy2527 he probablied died but made the torturer extremely uncomfortable
"Your feet are too big... RIP HER TITS OFF!!!" had me dying bro 💀💀💀
Fr omg
"Hello mary elizabeth. Hello. you said that too loud! GET THE IRON SPIDER!" had me dead 😭
People had it so easy back then, unlike today where someone doesn’t use your pronouns or you have to stream 8 hrs a day.
@@ScottyDoesntKnow69ooh you so funny 😑
I was literally unalived by that line
@@ScottyDoesntKnow69 i think id rather use pronouns than die of plague
Pear of anguish: Fun fact the wounds frequently didn't cause death ... septic would.
Also my art history teacher said when she went to see this piece in Italy, they were hesitant to let her because two dudes faked being academics and were trying to use it on themselves years prior.
You mean sepsis?
Can you just hire a metal worker to create one for you? I mean most metal workers won't even ask what you want it for and they don't want to.
That pear looks yummy and fun.
@@spiwolf6998I imagine the most important part to those guys might have been the sick satisfaction of using one that had some status as an artifact. There’s just no way that there aren’t replicas of that thing
Fun fact: the Mythbusters tested the bamboo torture one, and it does seem to work
Even little plants can force their way through concrete, it’s pretty wild.
Did they kidnap someone and force them to test to see if it worked?
@@lepeflo8958 Jamie wanted to use Adam but Adam kidnapped someone to save his ass
After finding out about Cannibal Mice nothing really surprises me about that show
@@lepeflo8958They used ballistic gel to simulate flesh
The creator of the saw series said, as he was researching for the films, he not only didn't even scratch the surface but that he was horrified at what humans did to each other.
That's funny coming from the guy who thought up the RBT
When he said "GYASS" it really was a peek at the depths of human depravity
Seeing this is making me wonder why humans are so fcked up and how we manages to survive this long while doing such horeific thibgs to each other.
@@leethax100The smelly smell room is just fucked man
Bro
"your feet are too big, RIP HER T!TS OOOFFFFFFFFFFF!"
" "Hello." You said that too loud, GET THE IRON SPIDER!"
And
"IM LEARNING, I DONT KNOW!"
Got me like 💀
he's great at yelling, right? lol
13:02 , 13:13 , and 22:56 respectively for anyone needing it.
@@CharaDreemurr15243 I probably should've put that too, thanks
No worries,@@rockstarfoxyproductions2490 , I gotchu 👍
@@shelby5809 he would make a great metal vocalist
Funfact:
In Germany you can say: "Ich fühl mich wie gerädert."
Which means: I fell tired/exhausted/whacked
But word-to-word it says "I feel like wheeled" like mangled with the torture device.
I appreciate that Hunter thinks the idea of him dying is funny in some contexts because I also think me dying cartoonishly would be funny and when I mention it to others they never agree
I like to tell everyone that I think their deaths, if in a cartoonish fashion, would be funny just in case they agree but are too scared to share it
I sent a hilarious text to the group chat about testing out my Rube Goldberg suicide contraption where I stand on a little X and it drops a giant boulder on my head and no one thought it was funny 😭
@@DreadedEnding I see what went wrong, you said Rude Goldberg not Rube
If I had to choose, I think something like a piano falling on me would be kinda funny
I just dont want to be naked or have a dumb look on my face
I love that he is trying to justify why he wouldn't want to get tortured by each device...
@@RandoLePersonbeing broken on the wheel is fucking badass though
I know.. it's like "I'm not into that"
Fun fact Vald Darcul actually stopped an invasion by impaling over 2000 enemy combatants he had previously invited to a piece treaty, the attackers were so horrified to see their friends and family impaled for miles
Fun fact. Vlad Dracul.
Vlad Dracul actually offered his entire kingdom to the ottoman soldier brave enough to come in his castle and get him. No one did
I love how often “don’t keep that in” makes it into these videos
its immensly refreshing from the 'sanatized' internet nowadays
I remember we had a renaissance fair in 9th grade (it was basically a poster board science fair but for history class lol) and I actually got in a little bit of trouble bc my subject was execution and I made popsicle stick models of several torture devices and used my old Barbies as the actors. It was specifically the impaling ones that I guess Ms. Adkins had a problem with. Idk what else they were expecting 🙄
I'm imagining you standing proudly in front of your 'Barbie Thunderdome' ~ smiling and waiting for imminent praise;
"Learning how to keep this Barbie 'alive' for as long as possible, really brought history to life!" 🤓
My mom helped me make a guillotine for a project. Went over well tbh
Just think, kids next school year will be making Oppenheimer dioramas with Barbies.
Def sounds like something from Addams family, props
Imagine the barbie torture chamber was pink with sparkles lol
Fun fact: the creator of the brazen bull was sentenced to death and you guessed it, he was tortured by the device he created.
That story always felt like bullshit. With all the brass used, The metalsmith would have to have been commissioned by the king beforehand. I don't put it past ancient rulers, but who would ever accept a commission from them again after that story?
@@pipedreamer9781yea bro just tell the emperor no im sure he'll understand why you are refusing his commission
@@homeinvasion8615 if you were the next artist asked to make torture equipment after that story, you'd move. Greece was surrounded by comparable empires.
Ahhh the irony.
i remember that on a thousand ways to die
One of the craziest tortures I've ever heard of was from Japan where they'd tie you up and plant bamboo seeds underneath you.. and the bamboo slowly impaled you until it grew through your body. Or the torture of a thousand cuts, where's the cut you over and over and put lime juice in the cuts so you don't go into shock ..
I spoke too soon lmao
The hanging cage is known as Gibbeting and was mostly used for displaying dead bodies as warnings and deterrence but was used at the execution method a few times. It also serves as a great platform for multi torture as you can put in spikes like the iron maiden, a pole for impairment and put the whole thing over a fire like the brazen bull 👍
So convenient!! Top ten torture life hacks!!
Are you alright?
I’m kidding we’re all here watching this I know my answer
@@roswellxo9214 Yeah… there’s no way I’m alright 🤣
where can you get one?
I can offer some more info on Vlad the Impaler.
Most myths about him were exaggerated, through his own damn design.
In Romania there is a mythological creature called Strigoi. Which has similar attributes to Vampires. They would be undead, they would be able to take different shapes and they would eat flesh/drink blood depending on the sources you find.
Vlad did impale a shit ton of people, but not alive. He would stake the corpses left on the battlefield as a deterrent for the Ottoman Army. He didn't seem to be a very violent dude, but he was strategic.
One of the main reasons he is associated with vampires is that one of his best military moves in a time of turmoil for his army, was not really having an army but taking down a massive encampment (comparatively to his army).
He had his men and possible himself infiltrate in the night, steal some armor, next to the main scout tower, then they started causing a ruckus by slaying guards while disguised, and had his men ring the alarms. They set fire to a few things and fled, while the Ottoman encampment didn't know what these bandits wanted and grew extremely suspicious of each other.
That is one of the main things that led to rumours of Vlad Tepes (or the Impaler) controlling vampires (strigoi).
Source: I'm his cousin.
Thank you for providing sources
Kinda lost me at that last part lol
I always thought strigoi was just Romanian for vampire
Vlad was also nicknamed "Dracula" because of his father which translates to Son of the Dragon. The Order of the Dragon was a Catholic order that Vlad's father belonged to.
@@xaikkenIt is, or it's more accurate to refer to it as a regional variant.
@@borjaslamic strigoi sounds like skin walkers from Native Americans descriptions.
I enjoy these meaty moments with Papa just being Papa. Your animations are iconic, but it's been great getting to know the man behind the Meat 🙏
Couldn't have said it better
Man behind the .. yeah.. i mean i guess.
He'll have to use that title if he ever writes a biography.
@@Brumak4evalmao yes The Man Behind The Meat
The man with canyons of meat 😂
I like how watching tortures and deaths were usually a family affair. Nothing like going out to town and watch someone get drawn and quartered.
Not much else to do back in those days
Medieval torture is maybe the most disturbing part of mankind's history, especially because we moved so far away from this gore focused type of punishment in relative short time. I would love to hear a psychoanalitical take on how and why systematical torture came about, especially because we don't know if torture like that existed at the beginning of humanity. Just thinking about that fact is kinda bizarr, that we had to evolve and civilize to a certain point to come up with torture methods and devices, even just from an engineering point of view.
Okay cool guy.
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 Thanks guy
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@@chazmichaelmichaels88 sure, why not
bro just had to get it out@@chazmichaelmichaels88
The best part about the weights is that in the Salem witch trials is when they used it to torture Giles Corey, all he said was "More weight" when they tried to get a confession out of him. Probably making him the only guy to react the way Hunter says he would
By not pleading that he was innocent or guilty the government couldn't take his land and therefore it can be passed down to his kids. Went through hell to keep the land in the family!
Imagine seeing a man with 500lb of stone on him and between his screams all he says is “more”. That’s TERRIFYING
@@amiatanamedmichelle5539 sheer fucking will
The "put in a barrel and doused in honey to be eaten by insects" routine was an adaptation of an ancient Persian method of execution called scaphism. They used two boats put top to top, but the principle is the same.
But being sent down a body of water to wear the elements and creatures while stuck and sticky is even more brutal
I wanted to name my high school band Scaphism but the guys thought it was too disgusting 😅
@@abbababba2554 Cowards.
As an autistic guy, bug death sounds way more autistic than rat death. Rat death is definitely ADHD
Boat method is worse because you're prone, with your face turned to the merciless sun.
Plus the fear of drowning and the mosquitos.
13:01 I absolutely lost it laughing. Thank you Papa Meat for making my day at work more enjoyable.
Hunter "The Drunkard's Cloak" Hancock
Hunter "The Pope's Pear" Hancock
Hunter "The Spanish Tickler" Hancock
Idk man, I think they all kind of work
Something about this topic has always fascinated me in a very macabre way. Absolutely disgusted by the idea of torture but theres this weird part of my brain that just wants to learn about it
Same.... i even kinda wana torture ppl on them to realy see what happens
morbid curiosity
@@marcelsadura2114😴💤
It's just wild to me we had a whole like "torture engineering" thing going on. I could hardly imagine clocking somebody yet alone throwing them in a brazen bull.
I think there is a lot of potential for really good demons of people who have been tortured by these devices like genuinely I think shit from silent hill & saw where inspired by a lotta this
Cool Salem witch story, an old Chad by the name of Giles Corey was sentenced to be put to death if he didn’t confess on some witches. They laid him between two boards and stacked heavy stones on it. Every time they added more weight, they’d ask him to confess, and all he would say was “More weight.” Basically, the guy was a badass
We read through the crucible in my English class and I read all of Guiles Corey's lines, and I can confirm he was a badass
Isn't this the guy who testified against his own wife for being a witch because she read books or something?
@@thescarecrowman No, everyone in Massachusetts was expected to read, although not owning a Bible was suspicious as fuck.
Probably one of the best homer simpson impressions at 6:41
I actually enjoy learning about old torture methods. Why? Its intriguing to see the creative ways people tortured.
Also I first saw the iron madien in Matilda.
THE CHOKEY
The iron maiden was publicly known to be used as a way to threaten people but was never used because the person who decides the punishment of others always liked to see blood and also was assumed it would be hard to clean afterwards were the reasons why it was never used except only as a threat
I still remember hearing that the iron maiden was a complete fabrication and was never used to actually torture anybody. Yet we so it so much in media and museums, but it was only ever created to scare people, not to torture them 😂
Alot of torture devices were fabricated to sell tickets to museums and showrooms back when people didn't have anything better to do.
Also a fantastic metal band
OMG I was literally just about to comment this 😂 can you imagine if it was real though?? Getting put into the chokey from Matilda lol
@@CzarToonz Matilda was also my first exposure to it, but so iconic :’)
Remember that scene in the matilda movie where ms. trunchbull just shoves a kid inside
As a brazen bull dweller I approve of this video
How long do I need to wait until the “thing” inside is ready to consume?
@@Vross_MKII about a day or two, make sure it’s below about 300 degrees Fahrenheit to keep it at just that right amount of crispy 👍
@@emperor-st5stI just cooked some frogs it’s still cold how long do you cook it until its yummy
@@JiggingtonSawface hmmm I’d say a solid 2-3 hours
your profile picture would make a really cool marble
Papa Meat having that little loading bar during the sponsor ad is subtle but much appreciated. Thanks!!
It honestly astonishes me that (at least to my knowledge) we haven't gotten a single horror movie revolving around this idea. I don't just mean movies like Hostel, or Saw, or even Martyrs, ones that revel in extreme torture and gore, I'm talking about one that specifically uses real, old-timey historical torture devices like the ones actually used on people in the past. Just imagine a Jigsaw-style serial killer with a whole basement full of these things, one who gets his kicks by recreating and then subjecting his victims to them.
Giles Corey: "MORE WEIGHT!"
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What book is that a reference to? I remember reading that in English. Bout a witch right?
Salem witch trails
@@TheDeadPoolfanthe crucible but Giles Corey was real and actually said something like this
@@whatamiwatching2183 yeah I know it was based off a real story, just couldn't remember what it was called
There is absolutely no way you just uploaded this video while I was researching real and fake medieval tortures after I just played the trial in Chrono Trigger.
The universe perfectly lined up on this.
King Papa Meat lives in your Walls queen
@@MatthewMS. the walls of flesh
one of my most played games of all time. Don’t steal gpas lunch, save the cat, don’t pick up the necklace before checking out marle, and wait for her to figure out what she wants from the candy shop.
@@Sheahova Stop telling people what to do, fascist!
@@Sheahova I swear I tried to do all these things! I will definitely keep this in mind for the next playthrough. When I saw the torture chamber I thought I got a bad ending lol
I've never started to feel nauseous from a description, then laugh at the same description a second later
You may not even see or notice this comment, I think your content appeals to many but I am a 55 year old Canadian, animation, comic and video game lover and collector. Just wanted you to know I appreciate the content, no surprise that you are as interesting, original and creative in all things as reflected by your animations. No doubt like many I discovered you through your fun animations but I had no clue you would also quickly become my favorite CZcamsr discussing any topic, hell I've made it a point to watch you discuss topics I would never typically watch or care about simply because I know you will still make it fun and interesting! Put simply you absolutely ROCK. 🤘😎
I appreciate your comment being a 55yo Canadian as well.
Being that I am also a 55yo Canadian, I appreciate both of ur comments
Unfortunately I can not relate to any of these comments, being a 56yo Canadian and all
@malafox d@mn....just one yr less and u could be in the club....it's ok tho, I'm about to start a petition for u 👍
@@malageist You're so old! Go home to your family!
Already said but the creator of the bronze bull was the first to die to it. He was showing it off to who ever was the emperor at the time and he was like “wow I love this, especially the way the bull whistles when the person starts to boil! Guards sees this man and throw him into his contraption”. And boiled, whistle, soup. Then the guards ransacked his house for the blueprints.
Classic Uno reverse card.
"Morbidly obese people probably smell great when cooked"
Dude 🤣
If anyone else is interested more in the history of torture devices and the like, Jacob Geller has an amazing video titled “The false evolution of execution methods.” Super interesting and informative highly recommend it
So basically in the Mediaeval times if somebody didn't like you for any reason they had a torture device for that.
i heard about a torture called 'Blood Eagle' where you lay on a wooden plank and they separate your ribs from your spine and pull your skin and bones outward to form a set of wings, and later birds slowly but painfuly start to eat your lungs and other insides. i think thats pretty cool
I read somewhere that it probably didn’t exist. A lot about Vikings are heavily romanticized.
@@Justin-pe9cl aaw how unfortunate😞
@@hankastrapkova9376 if it makes you feel better, some scholars say that it fits with both the psychology, knowledge and tools they had available at the time. The wings were made of the lungs as they were pulled out through the openings created from separating the ribs from the spine. You most likely died from having your ribs separated and the rest was just "for show". Often as a sacrifice. The way there probably sucked either way :S
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you'd just die the moment they destroy your ribs because you wouldn't be able to breathe anymore lmfao
12:50 "THE IRON SPIDER"
That was a perfect Dr. Claw (Inspector gadget) voice!!! 😮
The skinning torture is literally what happened to my dad after a car crash in 2002, they skinned off the side of his arms :[
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Sorry man.
Hope he’s okay and healing.
Laughs in Assyrian
Viking had some of the most metal punishment
Blood Eagle
It involves cutting open the victim's back, breaking the ribs to resemble wings, and pulling out their lungs
Hence the name
15:28 He looks so happy.
Love watching papa meat while there is a literal hurricane and flood outside.
Socal gang
Gang gang. Ice cream, yum.
@@prof.vonspooky4562NOOOOO
@@prof.vonspooky4562 ooo stinky
Update: there was a earthquake after I'm dead as hell 💀💀💀💀💀
“I have soft bones”
*gets hit by a car and doesn’t break a single thing*
14:47 as an autistic person i can say that we do not claim this man. rats are pretty sick tho
I can’t get over how badass Hunter’s Overlook Hotel carpet wallpaper is
Yeah it's weird AF to see a carpet pattern on a wall, but i guess that actually makes it more twisted.
All work and no play makes Hunter a dull boy.😂
The intro being valve into music was so perfect for a video like this
Fun fact; there is actually very little evidence to suggest that the iron maiden was ever actually used as a torture device, with the Nuremburg one existing only as an example as to what people thought was used in the middle ages
i genuinely love these videos and I hope you keep making them
17:14 I'm Romania and I remember from history class that Vlad had like a forest of Otoman soldiers impaled and there was one time where Otoman soldiers had to walk through that forest.
The "Your feet are too big!" part had me crying.
I love how he chose the breaking wheel despite it being one of the worst ones
Whenever I hear nick laughing in the background it makes me crack up even more, everybody on this channel is so wholesome I fucking love it hahaha 😅.
Never make the mistake of confusing a spanish tickler with the french version
What's French for cat-of-nine-tails?
A old Japanese torture method was to tie a person hanging over a bamboo. The tip of it would be sharpened to a point. Bamboo grows so fast that it would eventually pierce the person.
Gahd dayum
Heard of that…..I would just die on the spot
Worst thing is myth busters proved it was completely possible
@@williamsmitherson2170 didn't remember the bamboo. I remember them doing the water drip.
Heard of that recently... Where was it?
Oh yeah in the same video you're commenting on.
idk why, but it made me laugh when hunter mentioned he was claustrophobic.
executioner: *puts individual into iron maiden.*
them: no wait, i’m claustrophobic!
executioner: oh shit, so sorry! get out of there then, we didn’t know!
Papa. It hurts to hear you say in a way, that nothing you do matters, and your trapped. Not that you shouldn’t say that or talk about it, but that you feel that way. I and I guarantee thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people absolutely Love you, and deeply appreciate the light hearted but also deep escape from the twisted world that you provide. You truly are, one of a kind, your awesome man. Thank you for all you do!
you always manage to upload when im getting ready to head out from work. Gives me something to take me to the end of the day 😀
Wait what? What time do you get off work? lol
@okeanosokeanos2716 330. early riser shift - normally here til 6-5 but its been dead lol
@@cokepicklesorry u have to work on a weekend fam, props to u 🙏
Aww have a nice time at work Queen ❤😻😻🎂 Coke Pickle nice name💯💯
Hell yeah!!! A video that isn't about internet bullshit! Keep videos on topics like this coming,Papa!!!
Mama
Yeah nice change of pace.
@@noonecareswhatyouthink And shit.
@@noonecareswhatyouthink that was very brazen of him
I'm glad that I'm not the only one that developed a fear of my teeth breaking that way after watching the Jack vs Baki fight, that and the nerve cutting the doctor used in his fight.
I love how some of these names like 'the wheel' are super scary because they leave a lot to the imagination and then some are like 'skull crusher' that just leave absolutely nothing to the imagination
The scariest thing about this video is my childhood trauma sitting right there behind you, looking at me.
Was waiting for someone to mention him
Glad I wasn't the only one who recognized him.
SAME. Slappy is just the PG version of Chucky.
17:38 Vlad didn’t say he did this his enemies said this. He reclaimed a lot of territory from the Moorish Turks and was considered a great Christian Warrior King from Wallachia modern day Romania.
PS He’s prison guards said he would impale rats in his cell.
one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while and you, meat, make it so casually
"You thought somebody was a terrorist, you waterboard them."
Thank you for the Sunday bedtime stories from uncle hunter!
I think out of all of them, Impalement would be the worst. The sheer amount of pain that the wooden stick going up your anus would have would be inconceivable. On top of that, the stick was often dull so that you wouldn’t die from blood loss. Eventually your insides would be mutilated to the point of death, but not before suffering from the immense amount of pain for up to three days.
The saw reminded me of terrorizer, possibly the most traumatic death scene I’ve ever seen in a horror movie
i love how you started singing The Trooper when you started talking about the Iron Maiden
New room looks wild! But please bring back the wiggling desk tentacle.
Should have gotten Tom and Don in on this conversation, I always love your guys conversations together.
Theyd just get into some debate for the next 40 mins on the FIRST device lmao
@@HashbrownGokusanthat just makes it sound better…
The worst punishment: “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”
Good stuff man awesome vid!
One of the most awful things I can think of is forcefully pouring boiling water into someone's mouth and down there throat.
Boiling oil would be even worse
Even just on your arm... I swear boiling water is 100x worse than being exposed to open flame... Seeing videos from kitchens where hot oil spills on people is hard to watch too
I prefer to have boiling acid poured down my throat
Loved this- morbid facts combined with your humor is a great mix :D
The thing about Vlad the Impaler isn't that he impaled 20 000 people. He actually impaled 20 000 after a single raid, and he wrote a letter to the Pope detailing this, in which he explained the exact numbers of Turks, Bulgarians and Jews he impaled. He also made a "Forest of the Impaled" outside the capital of Romania which made the Ottoman Sultan give up on the entire campaign.
The iron maiden was actually never really a thing. Some explorer guy found the coffin next to some spikes and went ToRtUrE
my wall is COATED right now
The rat torture scene from one of the fast and the furious movies (not sure which one) fascinated me as a kid and I didn’t realize this was an old method of torture
That's the movie I saw that in lol, who would have thought, Fast and the Furious lol.
Game of thrones
When I met meat canyon in Houston, he was wearing a martyrs shirt and said “if I had to die, I would want to be skinned alive”
Vlad impaled 20,000 soldiers. He impaled many more nobles and replaced them with good men of merit instead. He's considered rather progressive in this way. The soldiers were muslim invaders from the ottoman empire. They had mercilessly raided his lands for decades taking slaves. He defeated their army with a smaller force consisting mostly of peasants, then impaled them all, which caused the army following that army to retreat. This is how we know he did it. There are accounts from so many outsiders about the number of impaled. Listen to some history stuff about him. Really cool. The guy was a hero and a real military genius. The boogie man stories were started as a mass defamation campaign by german printing presses who he started taxing.
I love that he mentioned that Baki scene, I was thinking the same thing. The newest stuff with Jack is brutal :P
It'd be cool to have Mr.Meat talk about old vs new Baki.
If Netflix ruined the series or if it still holds true
Art from Terrifier sawed that one chick in half like that. All the way down through her head 😮
I'm loving the new content, glad you feel free to depart from art stuff, which is also great but i've rly been enjoying your more generic reaction content, all the best, god bless papa.
Love ya videos man
Love this type of video. And your cuts, sound effects, and references put your videos over the top
I'm glad Papa is brave enough to tell us which devices would be most effective on him. This will help for my parasocial relationship reaches a fever pitch and I need to decide which way to prove my devotion.
dude were so connected i was just researching witchtrials in germany
theres a german book called ""hexenhammer" that is basicly a "how to" to all torture and execution methods (or both)
The iron maiden had the spikes in less lethal spots to ensure the victims lived longer. The same with the impaled that so they avoided the major arteries and organs missed. Also burning at the stake, by the 1700s was perfected to be as long as possible. Usually with a small fire underneath the feet unlike the movies. The victim could last hours until the torso was drying and igniting causing flames to lick up towards the mouth becoming inhaled, thus the heat causing bleeding in the lungs and the drowning in ones own blood.
Omg on the fire.. that has to be one of the worst things I’ve read..
Well the Iron Maiden wasn’t real and made up for a museum so no it didn’t lol . It literally was never used on anyone so to say it had the spikes in non important parts dosnt make sense , it wasn’t designed with the idea that anyone was gonna have to actually go in it . It was designed to look scary.
even if it was real you wouldn’t be able to get the door closed all the way without beating it with a sledgehammer in order to drive the spikes into the person.
Love this longer format Gus!! Keep it up
Please keep uploading bro I haven’t laughed so hard in forever
Mythbusters actually covered the bamboo torture and found that you could in fact be impaled by bamboo in 3 days.
Surprised the oubliette wasn’t mentioned! The psychological damage of being in the dark 24/7 and tossed somewhere to be forgotten seems awful to me
6:55 ah yes, the infamous “Don Gregor laugh” ironically also a common form of torture
Man, how many times did someone have to drown before the audience thought, "Hey, I'm starting to get a little skeptical as to whether witches are even real".
I love these reviews your doing lol
Legatti's incorporation of poly-rhythms contrives to produce one of the most difficult and crystalline pieces of music ever written. No piece of music ever summed up death better. No human being ever experienced anything so close to death whilst still being alive. Edward Heath attended the British premier, and asked the conductor whether he had the right music in front of him. That was before inflation. And the three day week. And candles.
You sure about that? What about the people who work at McDonalds on a daily basis?
@@NessNT My eyes are watering. There's a lot of dust in the air. I can't see too well anyway, 'cause I pawned my corneas two days ago to buy a pair of shoes. The replacements are cheap and ill-fitting, and the anaesthetic wears off quickly, so fifteen minutes later I'd spent all the money in a chemists on a week's supply of codeine. I ate it outside. I had to lie down on the pavement while the painkillers got round to my eyes. I hung my head over the kerb to make them arrive faster. Before she ran away my wife said this would happen. She even got the date right.