"Three's loose... Got a click out of four... Five and six are loose... Seven is sticking a bit..." *about 60 pins later* "... Sixty eight is loose... And now we get to pin 69, and that clicks just nicely..."
Yes its basically the best way to show German engineering at its finest they put more work into a fake lock than almost every other company put into making a functioning lock
ok, so the Germans are good at making medical gear and locks..... whats next food? wait I forgot about sour krout dangit. is there anything they cant do
Im German and this is so funny to me because this is probably the Most German Product I have seen. It’s well made and it has actually a great reason why it exists it is safe and it messes with you while being beautifully designed. Please also order a fake door and put it on it
This reminded me of the sticker that looks like a standard double electrical outlet. A guy put one in an airport waiting area and filmed people trying to plug their phone chargers into it.
yep this is pretty much german humor. And if we saw a burglar trying to pick it, we would laugh at him for five minutes while calling police and police would laugh at him too. And the judge too^^
Hey, are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house, where you open 'em, and they actually go somewhere? Get on down to "Real Fake Doors"! That's us. Fill a whole room up with 'em. See? Watch, check this out! Won't open. Won't open. Not this one, not this one. None of 'em open!
@staatenlos. info Video Archiv Du bist ein gutes Abschreckungsbeispiel für Drogenpräventionsstellen. Möchtest du dich dort vielleicht mal bewerben, das sind vermutlich eh die einzigen, die dich annehmen.
@staatenlos. info Video Archivwenn man im englischen fragen will “oder?” Dann schreibt man don’t (und das benutzte Pronomen) oder do, je nach dem ob du davor do oder don’t hattest, also wenn du davor do hattest dann schreibst du für das “oder?” don’t und andersrum. Und dann passt du es halt noch auf die Zeit an
My grand parents pushed this a step further. They had a fake door. During remodeling the door was moved from the front of the building to the side, but to maintain the historic look the door including a small front porch was left in place. In case you break it open, you gain access to some insulation material.
It is supposed to simulate an armored bolt behind the door, so that the thief thinks he has to pick two locks. that's on the packaging Greetings from Germany.
My father painted a salad bowl gray and mounted it high up on the house so it looks like a big alarm bell. The thing has been in the same spot for at least thirty years. House hasn't been broken into yet 👊🏼
“My skills are constantly evolving and improving” The year is 2152. The Lockpicking Emperor has tracked down the last leg of the resistance. As he comes upon their hiding place, he discovers it has the most modern, unpick-able lock on the door. He laughs as he sets his tool bag down and puts his hand on the lock. It melts immediately. “Nice try, Ulrich.” He whispers to himself as he pushes open the door.
Someday there will be a ridiculous lock that needs to be rotated as it's inserted with a length of +10 centimeters which if the lock/door has no flaws might be an ice cream bin situation where going around the lock is faster than through the lock.
The technology exists now to create a lock that opens with a USB key/battery with a 1GB digitally encrypted code. Even s little as a 1MB code would mean it is uncrackable.
@@seriousmaran9414 LPL would probably open it with a magnet or a Lego guy or something. That's the problem with any digital-to-physical lock, if the physical is flawed it doesn't matter how good the digital is.
Deception is a great defense. I lived in a somewhat bad neighborhood and decided to put huge Beware of Dog signs in the windows and even an old dog dish by the rear door. No other houses on the street had a sign, so you have to figure a burglar won't take the risk.
My neighbour used to put a pair of slippers in front of the bathroom and turn the TV on when he's leaving the house empty for extended periods of time. According to him, his CCTV have recorded at least two instances of thieves peeking through the windows and not breaking in after seeing the TV was on.
@@rogehmarbi Ohhh - i bet that's why my downstairs neighbor seems to always have the radio on in his bathroom. I bet the door is closed and he has the light on in there too XD.
I read a story once where somebody lived in an apartment building that had lots of burglaries and put a sign on his door that said, "CAUTION! More than one ounce of force on this door will detonate a Cobalt H2O Bomb!" Of course, there is no such thing, but it worked. Make your place unattractive, and the bad guys move on to the easier pickings. (Pun intended.)
@@chankwanting wow now that's a VERY good idea for a home security system, because the owner knows its not a lock and never puts anything in there, only a thief will. What a brilliant idea!
@@eclipserepeater2466 I think this is meant to fool the robber into believing there are 2 locks on the door. Also in Germany there are no doorknobs on the outside face of the entrance door. If they are closed you always need the key to open them (well, or shiv them open if they just fell in the lock).
This lock has simple bypass, all you need is a flathead screwdriver. You just take the flathead, put it under the edge, apply some force, and the lock pops right off.
LPL has misunderstand the real function of that sticker: It's a transdimensional gate to multiple universes of locks, only to open with a space-time key with full timeshift capabilities. It's wrong to say "There is no lock", far more precise is "There is still no lock". Use the right key and you will open much more than only a door. And thats why it is a german product.
@Mom lol? I don't see how Janneth's comment qualifies as "childish", let alone evidence enough for you to tell them to stay off CZcams? What are you, an agent from CZcams's comment police? XD
I'd love this setup: A door installed on a wall (so when you open it there is a wall). With a fake CCTV above it and this sticker on the door. The real CCTV is disguised one in an ornament above the lock and one diagonally behind like in a mailbox. And they're motion triggered. I'd love to see the footage from that
@@wickedcoolname399 Japan and Germany are very comparable to be honest. I might even say Japan is slightly better. But as an American who was born In Japan I feel very qualified to say that Japan would also agree Germany is better, whether or not that's actually true. It's certainly believed to be true, and treated as true lmfao. The legendary and extremely memed line "German science is the best in the world!" Line is from a Japanese series after all lmfao. German things, names, and other references to Germany, Nazis, really anything like that, is pretty insanely common in Japanese media. It's at least somewhere in pretty much every single Japanese media property lmfao. Japanese legal, educational, and medical systems are all based on German ones. So is the Parliament also named after the German one (The Diat) and Japanese-German cooperation and co-op play goes back two hundreds years if not far more. If you consider collaboration between Japan and the predecessors of what is now called Germany. And also, of course. half Japanese half German children, especially girls. With blonde hair and blue or green eyes, are by a long way considered the most prized and desired type of person in the entire world, by the Japanese. Maybe that's another good reason why collaboration goes back a lot further than people seem to think. Which is just, WW2 lol. But no, it's actually several hundred years old and ongoing. I was at the 200 year Japanese - German celebrations I'm Tokyo when I was a little kid. And a similar event was also held in Berlin.
Actually... "Made in ..." was introduced by the British to protect their goods from inferior german counterfeits. It was later when german products became better that "Made in germany" was seen as a sign for quality.
@@cutterboard4144 yes. Still. German engineering. Other countrie: produces lock that is cheap and gets open easily. Germany: -HANS! KOMM WIR BAUEN EIN FAKE SCHLOSS! -JA! ABER ES WIRD GUUUUT.
Offizieller Taiwanesischer Sprengmeister for anyone who doesnt understand the german(i used google translate plz correct me i dont know german at all) Hans! Come on let's build a fake castle! Yes! But it will be good.
"Wait, what?" - because Germans won't know what "Klicke auf 1...2 ist bindend" could mean. Back-translation: "I do a click on 1fourdots2 is obligatory". ;)
@@JoernR "wait, what" was a expression of surprise of him starting to unlock something that does not exist, not them not knowing what he is saying. Can you just enjoy the joke instead of nitpick little thing
@@MrBananaChannel - Seems like you didn't get me right. Let me explain ... An English-speaking reader will get the original joke because "Klicke" and "bindend" look like "click" and "binding". In fact "klicke" is a German imperative, telling someone to click something. Even more, "klicke" is an imperative variant used for teaching little children learning German; by adding an "e" to the imperative form. I call this the "childish imperative", immediately makes me smile. "bindend" is a term primarily used in a legal context, meaning something is obligatory - e. g. if someone is bound to adhering to contract provisions. This results in a real funny meaning for German readers (just read my back-translation again); at least for the ones at home with lock picking terminology. And that's what's making a German percept that "Wait, what?" in a very different way. LIke: "Wait, what did he just say?" So in fact, that hilarious "German" phrase doubles the joke for a different reason. :) For reference purposes, here's a correct variant, attentively crafted with German precision: "Klick bei 1 … 2 mit deutlicher Reibung …"
@@MrBananaChannel - I believed this slightly longer and more detailled version might explain the point better than the first short one, which obviously wasn't understood correctly. But I am a writer, so let's talk about the novel's price. ;)
Imagine if it also had something like a core with weird moving parts that don't do anything. A criminal trying to pick it will go insane as to what is this wizardry :D
@@gustavmeyrink_2.0 as a German machinist apprentice I can say no, that ist what will happen when I am bored and am able to program the cnc mill at work
"Thanks for the laughs". *Says it in the most serious voice anyone has ever heard. The guy laughs like a German, no wonder he was praising Germany so much in this video.
I love how he makes sure that it is impossible to read the address... This is why he is the greatest lock picker. Many people have skill. He will always overdo it.
As a variation on that theme: When I used to live in an apartment complex I would hide a key under my door mat that did not in fact fit the door lock. The goal was to create delay and frustration.
Great! It is better do something than nothing to secure against burglars. I ordered one of the secure sticker. Cheaper than a deadbolt and with the same deterrent effect. Can´t be wrong.
I actually walked past a flat with the key in the keyhole and a sign on the door saying something like "been robbed 3 times this month, if you think theres anything left of worth give it a go, key is in the keyhole, ill be back at 6 pm".
Leute, ich hab das Teil an meiner Tür in Deutschland. Das ist mega. Fällt jeder drauf rein. Wirklich geil das Teil. Komplett aus Aluminium. Sticker heißt es nur, weil man das Schloss eben an die Tür klebt. Aber das hält für immer. Der Kleber ist der Hammer. Hält bombenfest. Kann man sich mit dem ganzen Gewicht dranhängen. Und das Beste: sieht wirklich täuschend echt aus an der Tür. Bis jetzt ist JEDER drauf reingefallen. Lasst die Amis ruhig dummes Zeug kommentieren. Ich denke das ist für die einfacher als sich selber mal was einfallen zu lassen. Sind halt n bisschen stupid. Sieht man ja schon an der Präsidentschaftswahl.
@@dirkwager5668 nicht vergessen das hier in Deutschland ein gewähltes Merkel an der Macht ist. Das spricht auch nicht gerade für geistige Gesundheit. 😉
I only discovered this gem of a channel a few weeks ago, and if there is one thing LPL has teach me, it's that locks are nothing but an illusion of safety
I would like to disagree. While it's true that someone who seriously wants to get in your house will find a way in (and may it be by brute force), a good lock will still keep away the people who have not the skills to pick it or even those who can, because they have to put more effort into the picking, which may increase the chance of getting caught. As the typical burglar wants to get in and out very quick, the chances are higher that he/she will look for another target which isn't as good secured. Even if it's a bad lock, it will still keep the people away who can't pick a lock at all and Jurassic Park taught me that even extremely angry reptiles know how to use a doorhandle 😁
@@reptiloidmitglied2930 I like your explanation! So a lock would act more like a scarecrow, in some way?
Před 3 lety+1
@@Natwenny A lock (and anything similar, like a safe) is an obstacle. There is not *guaranteed safety*. No maker (okay, no real and **_honest_** maker) of security equipment of *ANY* kind will give you a guarantee of "no-one will get through this". None. Safes, for example, have ratings that tell you how long(!) someone will take (depending on the tools used). As Reptiloid said, it's to make it take long enough (or noisy enough, and therein lies the "secret") so it increases the chances of the would-be thief (or intruder) to get caught in the act or get discouraged and forced to leave without getting to what/where they wanted to get. In short, all security equipment/tools "only" increase time and/or effort to make it more likey an attacked stops or gets caught before being successful. No such equipment/tool guarantees absolutey security.
That would be a funny gag thing to put on your car...or just anywhere to mess with people. "Oh yes my PHONE is locked" hahaha I could see myself putting one on almost everything. The fridge, TV, medicine cabinet, closet doors, kitchen cabinets...heck even the dishwasher or microwave just for a laugh.
Me getting my hopes up with no quotation marks around “unpickable” in the title and the first 35 seconds of intro... and then “Not because it’s good, but because it’s HILARIOUSLY BAD.” 😂🤣
Actually, this probably provides more because a Master lock can be immediately recognized as a weak point, this looks well-made and could be convincing at a distance.
Actually it was always Wiley E. Coyote who painted the trompe l'oiel tunnels. And they always worked for the Road Runner. Good video. The Lock Picking Lawyer always has something up his sleeve. (Wait. Sorry. That's Bullwinkle J. Moose)
I have two of a similar lock face that I bought to use as pranks to stick to doors to mess people up. The ones I have resemble more closely the average residential door deadbolt lock that you see on the outside of people's homes. I got mine at a local surplus hardware store for a few dollars.
Reminds me of an old tale of protecting one's house from ghosts. They usually can come in through the keyhole, yet are compelled to stop and count every tiny square from a screen. Therefore, if you rig a segment of screen in front of the keyhole, a ghost must stop and take so long in counting that the sun comes up, and they are banished.
Certain folklore ascribes the same weakness to vampires, though usually with rice thrown along their path. Weird how many supernatural creatures have crippling levels of OCD.
For anyone wondering what the German on the packaging says, it says : On the door, done, secure! 3D SECURITY STICKER The new dimension in break-in prevention - Perfect 3D lock imitation made of Aluminum - Instantly scares away thieves - Feels like an actual deadbolt Glue once, forever secure!
Many years ago I operated the equipment room at NYU's graduated film department and at a certain point we were moving the whole school, including the equipment room, to a new building -- and I took the opportunity to take apart the massive lock on the front of the equipment room door, which consisted of a central lock that drove heavy steel bars up through the top and sides of the door -- and that lock, in turn, was surrounded by two heavy plates that were bolted into the door itself (which was clad in sheet metal. So I managed to unscrew one of the plates and that revealed an inner plate with a couple of straight screws on it -- and I went to work on those screws -- and they wouldn't budge. Would. Not. Budge. I worked on those screws for a half hour -- before I finally realized that they actually weren't screws at all. They were, in fact, welded to the plate underneath. They were fake and they simply existed to waste the time of anybody dumb enough to try to get through that door. It was truly diabolically clever. And by the way -- the only way to get that plate off was to unbolt it from the other side of the door.
In a similar vein, working at Home Depot we used a little bit of JB-weld to secure the bolts holding the locking shackles on the roll-up doors to the garden center. Not enough to be noticeable, and not really enough to stop someone with the right tools, but no way in hell were you gonna get that off quietly without a torch.
Don't tell anyone but my shed hasn't been locked for 22 years. I lost the key, but the lock is locked on the hasp. It looks locked enough for my son to claim he couldn't mow the lawn because he couldn't find the key to get the mower out. I'm not going to fall for that one, until I need to.
My shed is also unlocked for the last dozen years. The Masterlock on it rusted in the open position but from a distance it looks locked and I feel the shed is no less secure than with the Masterlock locked. I have a few tools, mower, tablesaw and so on. If someone checks the lock and takes whatever's inside it makes little difference to me. I can replace the contents for about 500 bucks probably and for a dozen years I'd say I already got my money worth out of the tools. My neighbors all know the shed is unlocked too. My neighbors are the best security anyway.
this just gave me the best idea for my safe room!! could have dummy bolts that wont budge and some that come out but neither will hold any structural integrity but the bolts that dont come out will baffle the thief who possibly will be fooled better by it because of the bolts that do come out
![[1299] Unpickable Locks From Stuff Made Here](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ecy1FBdCRbQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![[1299] Unpickable Locks From Stuff Made Here](/img/tr.png)
![[1453] VERY Clever “Loki” Puzzle Padlock Solved](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OFvTzppfJnA/mqdefault.jpg)
"Do not try and pick the lock; that is impossible. Instead, only try and realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no lock."
🥄 😁
This comment is by far the best comment I have seen on CZcams in years.
That was beautiful :)
11/10 joke
This is a perfect example of how references should be used.
Germans: let's over engineer the shit out of this fake lock.
as german,.. i approve! ... i had to laugh so hard when he said it was a sticker.... :)
Jojo intensifies
Yeah, germans in a nutshell.
Even our fakes are over engineered. xD
At lease it's not made in China...
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
“The best defense is no defense at all, but the illusion of a defense that could overpower your enemy.”
-Sun Tzu
Is this an actual quote or just more of a tired meme? Because it sounds like it could be an actual quote of his
"If a quote has -Sun Tzu at the end, it must be a meme"
-Sun Tzu
"All warfare is based on deception."
-Sun Tzu
Recently read The Art of War and this is the closest I could find
@Polandball
Max Vestappen failed to apply this formula when he entangled with Hamilton last Sunday at Silverstone. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤭
@@cb250nighthawk3 He was more focused on the “best defence is no defence” part lol
Masterlock: We make locks that theives laugh at.
Germans: We make stickers with more security than that.
Germans: We make stickers which make you laugh at the thief.
"I'm going to use this sticker of a wiper insert as a tensioner..."
"Two seems a little sticky, but I imagine I have it set."
Oh, I always thought he said "viper insert". This makes so much more sense.
"Three's loose... Got a click out of four... Five and six are loose... Seven is sticking a bit..."
*about 60 pins later*
"... Sixty eight is loose... And now we get to pin 69, and that clicks just nicely..."
Nothing on three
"I am going to use this tool, that Bosnian Bill and I are imagining"
Imagine Germany getting this sent back to them with the keyhole turned sideways.
Power move
Damn dude idk why but this got me to laugh hard. Thanks for that.
The entire country
@@rileylewisdolan yes.
@@paxpicisan2635 alpha AF
I'd stick these in the most nonsensical places
"Why does your microwave have a lock on it's door?"
Why does your guinea pig have a lock on its head?
Why is the toilet lid locked?
the lock stays on during sex
its*
I'd like to see it used on a Ben and Jerry tub of icecream
Even after LockPicking Lawyer said that it was just a sticker, I still half-expected him to pick it...
What? How does one "pick" a sticker? Go back to Tik Tok. geez smh
@@avidadolares Just take a screwdriver and scrat it down
@@avidadolares r/woooosh
@@avidadolares you missed the joke. 🤦🏻
@@avidadolares, it was basically just a Chuck Norris joke, but about lpl. Don't sweat it.
Everyone: "Oh, it's just a sticker"
LPL: "3 is binding..."
i legit LOL'd
In his words "There is nothing I can't pick"
A nice click on 2
Actually would make for a better lock... If you "pick" it, the lock triggers an alarm.
The point when LPL’s lock picking technique is beyond physics.
"It's a sticker"
*clunks on the table when he sets it down*
Gotta hand it to those Germans.
Yes its basically the best way to show German engineering at its finest they put more work into a fake lock than almost every other company put into making a functioning lock
Umm I liked the comment and it went from 599 to 601 what the hell
ok, so the Germans are good at making medical gear and locks..... whats next food? wait I forgot about sour krout dangit. is there anything they cant do
Dj Decker It looks like we‘re pretty bad at wars. But I guess that‘s a good thing 🤷🏻♂️
@@djdecker4831 Tools. Definitely tools. And dark humor.
Im German and this is so funny to me because this is probably the Most German Product I have seen. It’s well made and it has actually a great reason why it exists it is safe and it messes with you while being beautifully designed. Please also order a fake door and put it on it
A fake lock on a fake door 😂😂 WTF
@@Nitephall we Need s Fake thief too
@Frank Silvers You dumb or smth? Made in Germany is such a high standard
@@nani4906 as someone who has worked on German cars for a living for many years, I can tell you that's absolute b*******.
@@ashes2ashes863 Yeah, a random guy on the internet refutes the whole world, because he once had problems with an 18 years old Mercedes A-Class.
This reminded me of the sticker that looks like a standard double electrical outlet. A guy put one in an airport waiting area and filmed people trying to plug their phone chargers into it.
Pure evil. I almost fell for one of these...
@@CarlosMendez-tn5zi One man's pure _evil_ is another man's pure _genius_ .
somebody did that in a lecture room in my university ^^
well they made it USB-outlets (which we do have in some rooms)
And they say the Germans don’t have a sense of humour.
Where was the Joke?
yep this is pretty much german humor. And if we saw a burglar trying to pick it, we would laugh at him for five minutes while calling police and police would laugh at him too. And the judge too^^
@@Metalhammer1993 I'm laughing right now at the thought of it.😄 (I'm a fellow German of course.)
We do, but it is no laughing matter.
I'm from Germany and I laugh all day. 😊
This would go perfect on a fake door so when they realize they cant pick the lock and try to kick the door down...
Roadrunner is taking notes
On a fake house with fake windows too.
Hey, are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house, where you open 'em, and they actually go somewhere? Get on down to "Real Fake Doors"! That's us. Fill a whole room up with 'em. See? Watch, check this out! Won't open. Won't open. Not this one, not this one. None of 'em open!
That's actually flipping genius!! Disguise your real door as a wall, and have a fake one adjacent to it mounted against a wall.
@@si98justme1 Google "real fake doors"
“There are no locks I can’t pick, but there are several locks I can’t pick yet” is the most badass line to be said in humanities history
@@bartholomewdan i dont think mere beer can have this effect
@@Apokalypse456 its must be really hard vodka
@staatenlos. info Video Archiv Du bist ein gutes Abschreckungsbeispiel für Drogenpräventionsstellen. Möchtest du dich dort vielleicht mal bewerben, das sind vermutlich eh die einzigen, die dich annehmen.
@staatenlos. info Video Archivwenn man im englischen fragen will “oder?” Dann schreibt man don’t (und das benutzte Pronomen) oder do, je nach dem ob du davor do oder don’t hattest, also wenn du davor do hattest dann schreibst du für das “oder?” don’t und andersrum. Und dann passt du es halt noch auf die Zeit an
@staatenlos. info Video Archiv That might've been badass, but there isn't a Human alive who can understand what the fuck you just said.
My grand parents pushed this a step further. They had a fake door. During remodeling the door was moved from the front of the building to the side, but to maintain the historic look the door including a small front porch was left in place. In case you break it open, you gain access to some insulation material.
*LockPickingLawyer:* "I need an unpickable lock
"
Germans: *"Wir schaffen das"*
Germans: "Halt mal mein Bier."
Ein Land
Ich dachte mir schon, dass nur wir auf so eine komische Idee drauf kommen xD
@@tetsi0815 ok damit hattest du mich, good one xD
OK you had me with that one, good one xD
German science is the world’s finest!
Germans be like: *you can't pick a lock if there is no lock*
There is no lock, Neo!
#rollsafe
Ja, das war ne geniale Idee!
I outsmarted your outsmarting
LPL be like BUT NOT FOR MEEEEE!
It is supposed to simulate an armored bolt behind the door, so that the thief thinks he has to pick two locks. that's on the packaging
Greetings from Germany.
That makes alot of sense!
but you have to force him to try to unlock the fake one first :D
This makes pretty sense when attached to a door in an apartment building. Thieves will choose another appartment without this additional lock.
I'd put half a dozen on a mate's door while they were at work lol
My father painted a salad bowl gray and mounted it high up on the house so it looks like a big alarm bell. The thing has been in the same spot for at least thirty years. House hasn't been broken into yet 👊🏼
Lmao
“My skills are constantly evolving and improving”
The year is 2152. The Lockpicking Emperor has tracked down the last leg of the resistance. As he comes upon their hiding place, he discovers it has the most modern, unpick-able lock on the door. He laughs as he sets his tool bag down and puts his hand on the lock. It melts immediately. “Nice try, Ulrich.” He whispers to himself as he pushes open the door.
Can you please write a story about this😂
+1 give us this story. I'm already emotionally involved now
“click on 1... nothing on 2... and...” were the last words they heard before the door pushed open
+1 on the story for me as well. 😁😇
@@VYR1985 Same! +1
"My skills are always improving" the lock industry in shambles right now
lol
Someday there will be a ridiculous lock that needs to be rotated as it's inserted with a length of +10 centimeters which if the lock/door has no flaws might be an ice cream bin situation where going around the lock is faster than through the lock.
The technology exists now to create a lock that opens with a USB key/battery with a 1GB digitally encrypted code. Even s little as a 1MB code would mean it is uncrackable.
@@seriousmaran9414 LPL would probably open it with a magnet or a Lego guy or something. That's the problem with any digital-to-physical lock, if the physical is flawed it doesn't matter how good the digital is.
In shackles some might say
The Bethesda on the package. "16x the lock strength" "4x times bigger that our previous locks"
Uderrated lmao
Deception is a great defense. I lived in a somewhat bad neighborhood and decided to put huge Beware of Dog signs in the windows and even an old dog dish by the rear door. No other houses on the street had a sign, so you have to figure a burglar won't take the risk.
I used to put ADT home defense stickers on my windows before I actually installed a security system in my house for the same reason
The old dog dish was a nice touch 😁
My neighbour used to put a pair of slippers in front of the bathroom and turn the TV on when he's leaving the house empty for extended periods of time. According to him, his CCTV have recorded at least two instances of thieves peeking through the windows and not breaking in after seeing the TV was on.
@@rogehmarbi Ohhh - i bet that's why my downstairs neighbor seems to always have the radio on in his bathroom. I bet the door is closed and he has the light on in there too XD.
I read a story once where somebody lived in an apartment building that had lots of burglaries and put a sign on his door that said, "CAUTION! More than one ounce of force on this door will detonate a Cobalt H2O Bomb!" Of course, there is no such thing, but it worked. Make your place unattractive, and the bad guys move on to the easier pickings. (Pun intended.)
"You fool, no lock can kill me!"
"I am no lock"
"Oh"
That's Macbeth level logic
Lmao
@@cheesychio8317 Tolkienesque.
Odysseus the Locksmith
The Nazgulking of the Locks
They should actually add pins inside and make the core wiggle a little to trick a lock picker into thinking it’s just a really good lock
Not only that, those pins should connect to an alarm.
@@chankwanting wow now that's a VERY good idea for a home security system, because the owner knows its not a lock and never puts anything in there, only a thief will. What a brilliant idea!
Cool strategy but it's thwarted if the person bothers to try the doorknob first. :P
@@chankwanting Katie, that is a billion dollar idea. Patent it
@@eclipserepeater2466 I think this is meant to fool the robber into believing there are 2 locks on the door. Also in Germany there are no doorknobs on the outside face of the entrance door. If they are closed you always need the key to open them (well, or shiv them open if they just fell in the lock).
"There's no lock?"
"Never has been"
Based on the video length, I had expected a quick transition into '3 is binding..' but this exceeded my expectations 😂
So even stickers are over engineered in Germany.
lol fax
Underrated comment
as a german... Its what we do. Im proud of it.
imagine all the paperwork before...
Teledabby imagine all the 3D models they made for this (bc obviously 1 isn’t enough, not for GERMAN ENGINEERING)
The truth is, we all know LPL can pick this lock. So humble.
😂
This lock has simple bypass, all you need is a flathead screwdriver. You just take the flathead, put it under the edge, apply some force, and the lock pops right off.
@@ultimatekingdan actually simpler bypass would be to just turn the door handle and pull. However bypasses are not picking it.
@@Mediaadoration do something that pickup on the alogthem for gaming twitch or something that sticks out
world of gaming yeah do something unique
LPL has misunderstand the real function of that sticker: It's a transdimensional gate to multiple universes of locks, only to open with a space-time key with full timeshift capabilities. It's wrong to say "There is no lock", far more precise is "There is still no lock". Use the right key and you will open much more than only a door.
And thats why it is a german product.
Please, do continue!
Wait I could use this for a story, do keep going!
WOW-inspired user name? Completely nerdy answer, not surprised.
It’s also an Audi
"A click out of one... Two is binding"
"...now to have this openend, i get the locksticker-pick Bosnian Bill and i made..."
Imagine a door, that is plastered by these and only one of them is real ^^
What if the real one had you pick it ten billion times?
How about ALL of them are real xD
What if 50% of them are real tho
@Mom lol? I don't see how Janneth's comment qualifies as "childish", let alone evidence enough for you to tell them to stay off CZcams? What are you, an agent from CZcams's comment police? XD
@@rosebrigade give her a snickers.
"Unpickable" + 1 Minute 46 Seconds long
Something's wrong I can feel it
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Didn't expect Mr Thio to be here lol
Wow didn't know Thiojoe watched locks videos lol
@@shartbearer omfg you wrote the comment as I was writing it lol
@@bloodybot9776 literally everyone watches the lockpickinglawyer.
Yes, something is wrong!
1 min 36* seconds
.
.
*Wrong
I'd love this setup:
A door installed on a wall (so when you open it there is a wall). With a fake CCTV above it and this sticker on the door.
The real CCTV is disguised one in an ornament above the lock and one diagonally behind like in a mailbox. And they're motion triggered.
I'd love to see the footage from that
"Only in Germany could you find a lock sticker of this quality..." *Japan enters the chat*
Japan once sent the world's smallest drill bit to Germany. The germans sent it back with a hole through it.
@@wickedcoolname399 well that's an F in the chat for the Japanese
@@wickedcoolname399 That's an urban legend
@@wickedcoolname399 Japan and Germany are very comparable to be honest. I might even say Japan is slightly better. But as an American who was born In Japan I feel very qualified to say that Japan would also agree Germany is better, whether or not that's actually true. It's certainly believed to be true, and treated as true lmfao. The legendary and extremely memed line "German science is the best in the world!" Line is from a Japanese series after all lmfao. German things, names, and other references to Germany, Nazis, really anything like that, is pretty insanely common in Japanese media. It's at least somewhere in pretty much every single Japanese media property lmfao. Japanese legal, educational, and medical systems are all based on German ones. So is the Parliament also named after the German one (The Diat) and Japanese-German cooperation and co-op play goes back two hundreds years if not far more. If you consider collaboration between Japan and the predecessors of what is now called Germany. And also, of course. half Japanese half German children, especially girls. With blonde hair and blue or green eyes, are by a long way considered the most prized and desired type of person in the entire world, by the Japanese. Maybe that's another good reason why collaboration goes back a lot further than people seem to think. Which is just, WW2 lol. But no, it's actually several hundred years old and ongoing. I was at the 200 year Japanese - German celebrations I'm Tokyo when I was a little kid. And a similar event was also held in Berlin.
And China left it...
That moment when Germans produce better fakes then other countries originals.
Actually... "Made in ..." was introduced by the British to protect their goods from inferior german counterfeits. It was later when german products became better that "Made in germany" was seen as a sign for quality.
@@cutterboard4144 yes. Still. German engineering.
Other countrie: produces lock that is cheap and gets open easily.
Germany: -HANS! KOMM WIR BAUEN EIN FAKE SCHLOSS!
-JA! ABER ES WIRD GUUUUT.
Start droppin them pounds boi.
Offizieller Taiwanesischer Sprengmeister for anyone who doesnt understand the german(i used google translate plz correct me i dont know german at all)
Hans! Come on let's build a fake castle!
Yes! But it will be good.
@@bap3227 in this context, 'Schloss' means 'lock', so it would be:
Hans! Come on, let's build a fake lock!
Yes! But it will be gooood!
"I'm going to use the scratch and sniff tool that Bosnian Bill and I made"
Germans: You can't pick a lock if there is no lock.
LPL: Klicke auf 1....2 ist bindend
Germans: Wait, what ?
"Wait, what?" - because Germans won't know what "Klicke auf 1...2 ist bindend" could mean.
Back-translation: "I do a click on 1fourdots2 is obligatory". ;)
@@JoernR "wait, what" was a expression of surprise of him starting to unlock something that does not exist, not them not knowing what he is saying. Can you just enjoy the joke instead of nitpick little thing
@@MrBananaChannel - Seems like you didn't get me right.
Let me explain ...
An English-speaking reader will get the original joke because "Klicke" and "bindend" look like "click" and "binding".
In fact "klicke" is a German imperative, telling someone to click something.
Even more, "klicke" is an imperative variant used for teaching little children learning German; by adding an "e" to the imperative form. I call this the "childish imperative", immediately makes me smile.
"bindend" is a term primarily used in a legal context, meaning something is obligatory - e. g. if someone is bound to adhering to contract provisions.
This results in a real funny meaning for German readers (just read my back-translation again); at least for the ones at home with lock picking terminology.
And that's what's making a German percept that "Wait, what?" in a very different way. LIke: "Wait, what did he just say?"
So in fact, that hilarious "German" phrase doubles the joke for a different reason. :)
For reference purposes, here's a correct variant, attentively crafted with German precision: "Klick bei 1 … 2 mit deutlicher Reibung …"
@@JoernR Jesus Christ why don't you write a novel about it.
@@MrBananaChannel - I believed this slightly longer and more detailled version might explain the point better than the first short one, which obviously wasn't understood correctly.
But I am a writer, so let's talk about the novel's price. ;)
0:26 the longer the LockPickingLawyer is on earth, the stronger he becomes.
Are you saying he is a strange visitor from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men?
Must find the right Lock somehow, and de feet hem.
This is not even his final form.
@@shashibhagwat All we've ever seen of this guy are "hands" and "fingers" -- I'm getting suspicious
@@loginregional Whoever said failure is the key to success has not met the lock picking lawyer.
LPL when the camera stops recording : *_Finally, a worthy opponent_*
One weak later: " I picked the unpickable lock."
It's a sticker. It's not even an opponent. And no he can't pick it even after a week because it's a sticker.
@@gemgem24able Bet you're fun at parties.
gemmy2492 th... that.... that’s the joke
Next thing, lpl installs a lock inside to pick it
Imagine going around and putting these on the doors of strangers lmao
with a note in german your house has been repossessed sorry for the inconvenience.
Sağlam para kazandırır yaz bunu :D
ثثثث
ثثثثثثثث
@@hardwirecars قثقثثث
Everyone : Hahaha Good Joke LPL !
Masterlock : furiously takes notes.
Lol the crazy stuff you find! Blows my mind! Thanks for sharing with us your the man!
Well, isn't it the most clever lock ever?
You put a button just behind that start your alarm, and you have the best security ever.
THAT is a great idea!
@@ApiolJoe until they day you come home drunk and put the key in the wrong lock
Untill ur windows get smashed
@@caturix4541 I literally thought the same thing lol.
@@caturix4541 just don't get drunk. There's no point in it anyways
Now that's the only way a company can avoid humiliation by LPL.
The package is so well tapped I don’t think I could even get into that 🤣
I’ve never felt so proud being German
So, instead of an, "unpickable" lock, we have an unpickable, "lock."
To true
To true
Imagine if it also had something like a core with weird moving parts that don't do anything. A criminal trying to pick it will go insane as to what is this wizardry :D
That's what I was thinking but it'll happen when the Swiss get hold of that thing.
Don't give me new ideas... :D
Don't give them ideas to over engineer it worse
@@gustavmeyrink_2.0 as a German machinist apprentice I can say no, that ist what will happen when I am bored and am able to program the cnc mill at work
That's... actually a good idea!
i feel like this is an insult and a compliment to my country at the same time lol
"Thanks for the laughs".
*Says it in the most serious voice anyone has ever heard.
The guy laughs like a German, no wonder he was praising Germany so much in this video.
If Masterlock made this, it would still be pickable.
Totally.////. LOL
No: he starts trying to pick it as a joke.. and all the master locks on his shelf fall open..
Lool, good one!
Savage
@@zbeast why do they fall open? Because they're all shocked that he'll pick anything even if it is confirmed to 100% be a sticker.
This lock lasted longer than any masterlock products.
lmao shots
Just like flares attract ships, masterlocks attract pickers
48 Dollars at this point you might consider just hiring a security guard
Security gaurds cost nearly $300-400 a day if you find a cheap one ☝️ your comment makes no actual sense really
@@iamasmurf1122 I wish I was as smart as you
Or use a mannikin in a guard's uniform to go with the fake lock.
I love how he makes sure that it is impossible to read the address... This is why he is the greatest lock picker. Many people have skill. He will always overdo it.
"Click out of nothing. Nothing on nothing. Slight counter-rotation on nothing. Click out of nothing aaaaaaand we've got nothing opened."
lol
*aaaaaaand we've got nothing still not opened - fixt :P
It's still more secure than Amazon Basics locks.
what isn't?
Lmfaoooo
Even Tesco Value hath greater esteem.
Or a MasterLock.
Put this on the freezer so Mrs. LPL thinks her precious ice cream is locked 😂
That is an outstanding idea, makes me think about installing half of a deadbolt.
As a variation on that theme: When I used to live in an apartment complex I would hide a key under my door mat that did not in fact fit the door lock. The goal was to create delay and frustration.
you are a thiefs worst nightmare and a security guards entertainment
This sticker in combination with a hidden keyhole and your wrong key under the mat would frustrate many would be trespassers.
Great! It is better do something than nothing to secure against burglars. I ordered one of the secure sticker. Cheaper than a deadbolt and with the same deterrent effect. Can´t be wrong.
Dude that's genius. Most people know the hide a spare key thing. You took it to the next level
I actually walked past a flat with the key in the keyhole and a sign on the door saying something like "been robbed 3 times this month, if you think theres anything left of worth give it a go, key is in the keyhole, ill be back at 6 pm".
Can't pick if there's no lock.
Master Lock: WRITE THAT DOWN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!
😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Van Wilder?
This is my best laugh for the week
@@brokk2 Damn dude you got the whole squad laughing
Such a fun channel. Been watching but decided to sub
WOW I love this! I might need to order these for gifts.
We germans know LPL is just going to pick any lock no matter what, so we dont even try... German efficiency
Können uns nich noch eine Niederlage gegen n Ami leisten
Leute, ich hab das Teil an meiner Tür in Deutschland. Das ist mega. Fällt jeder drauf rein. Wirklich geil das Teil. Komplett aus Aluminium. Sticker heißt es nur, weil man das Schloss eben an die Tür klebt. Aber das hält für immer. Der Kleber ist der Hammer. Hält bombenfest. Kann man sich mit dem ganzen Gewicht dranhängen. Und das Beste: sieht wirklich täuschend echt aus an der Tür. Bis jetzt ist JEDER drauf reingefallen. Lasst die Amis ruhig dummes Zeug kommentieren. Ich denke das ist für die einfacher als sich selber mal was einfallen zu lassen. Sind halt n bisschen stupid. Sieht man ja schon an der Präsidentschaftswahl.
@@dirkwager5668 nicht vergessen das hier in Deutschland ein gewähltes Merkel an der Macht ist. Das spricht auch nicht gerade für geistige Gesundheit. 😉
🙈 warum?
Schaue ein video über ein Schloss..und schon wirds politisch. Klasse😑
@@tonylee9832 aaach, wir trollen doch nur... *Keks anbiete
masterlock: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
Here on the eastern shore …proud to support another Md man doing great things
I only discovered this gem of a channel a few weeks ago, and if there is one thing LPL has teach me, it's that locks are nothing but an illusion of safety
I would like to disagree. While it's true that someone who seriously wants to get in your house will find a way in (and may it be by brute force), a good lock will still keep away the people who have not the skills to pick it or even those who can, because they have to put more effort into the picking, which may increase the chance of getting caught. As the typical burglar wants to get in and out very quick, the chances are higher that he/she will look for another target which isn't as good secured.
Even if it's a bad lock, it will still keep the people away who can't pick a lock at all and Jurassic Park taught me that even extremely angry reptiles know how to use a doorhandle 😁
@@reptiloidmitglied2930 I like your explanation! So a lock would act more like a scarecrow, in some way?
@@Natwenny A lock (and anything similar, like a safe) is an obstacle. There is not *guaranteed safety*. No maker (okay, no real and **_honest_** maker) of security equipment of *ANY* kind will give you a guarantee of "no-one will get through this". None. Safes, for example, have ratings that tell you how long(!) someone will take (depending on the tools used). As Reptiloid said, it's to make it take long enough (or noisy enough, and therein lies the "secret") so it increases the chances of the would-be thief (or intruder) to get caught in the act or get discouraged and forced to leave without getting to what/where they wanted to get.
In short, all security equipment/tools "only" increase time and/or effort to make it more likey an attacked stops or gets caught before being successful. No such equipment/tool guarantees absolutey security.
He lives in Bethesda?
No wonder he can clip through any lock
He is the reason for every lockpick mini-game in Fallout and Elderscrolls.
I'd say this is a fake PO box, not closest to his home. Because of safety.
Underrated comment right here!
Probably a re-delivery PO box
LPL lives on my phone SCREEN!
Hey that is a good neighborhood
"They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie"
"As always, beware. There is nothing that you posses that I can't get at. Have a nice day."
That is hilarious 🤣😆😂
Dang, that's the 10th pick I broke in this dang lock!
As a German I suppose that there is even an industrial norm for producing fake locks ... :D
Thats likely
ORDNUNGSAMTPOLIZEI would like to know your location
DIN 69420
@@montypython4747 Fun fact ISO 4711 is actually the norm for Agglomerated cork discs sadly a withdrawn one
... And the only way they managed to ship this lock was by finding the bureaucrat who was too tired to flag yet another audit as failed.
Guy from Germany: “I’m going to do what’s called a “pro gamer move”.
Everyone else: HaCKeR!
pro german move
Ich werde nun machen was ist genannt ein "guter Spieler Zug".
Please don't take this translation serious. It is a joke...
@@Cookie__XD 'Zug' could be a train too
@@Cookie__XD huh?
That would be a funny gag thing to put on your car...or just anywhere to mess with people. "Oh yes my PHONE is locked" hahaha
I could see myself putting one on almost everything. The fridge, TV, medicine cabinet, closet doors, kitchen cabinets...heck even the dishwasher or microwave just for a laugh.
lmao putting it on your screen door is an especially nice touch haha
Yes
It does exist. It's just not a lock.
He didn't pick bowley yet
You can't lockpick it if it isn't a lock
@@Vulpilux so tho only lock LPL can't pick is a lock that is not a lock
yet
Me getting my hopes up with no quotation marks around “unpickable” in the title and the first 35 seconds of intro... and then “Not because it’s good, but because it’s HILARIOUSLY BAD.” 😂🤣
Jim Australia Yeah, I thought he was just going to show us why it was unpickable, but I should’ve known better!
Jim Australia
Nah, he’s definitely picked locks within seconds towards the end before. Wouldn’t be surprising.
Unpickable is accurate, but "lock" is not. I feel duped.
Simply genius! I want one!
Priceless
Master should start selling this as their “Unpickable” line of locks. It offers the equivalent security of their current offerings
Spicy burn, well played hah
Actually, this probably provides more because a Master lock can be immediately recognized as a weak point, this looks well-made and could be convincing at a distance.
Oh wow that was _spicy._ 😂
Like the road runner painting a tunnel on a brick wall.
Well, people actually fell for those, too...
Actually it was always Wiley E. Coyote who painted the trompe l'oiel tunnels. And they always worked for the Road Runner. Good video. The Lock Picking Lawyer always has something up his sleeve. (Wait. Sorry. That's Bullwinkle J. Moose)
@@WillN2Go1 You are correct, then the Coyote did a horizontal face plant in resuming chase.
@@brianhoefer7148 And never ever forget, gravity doesn't start to work until you look down.
That explains my last 3 crashes with my cars...
I have two of a similar lock face that I bought to use as pranks to stick to doors to mess people up. The ones I have resemble more closely the average residential door deadbolt lock that you see on the outside of people's homes. I got mine at a local surplus hardware store for a few dollars.
That is flippin' awesome ;-)
Lockpicking Lawyer: "It's unpickable."
Factory Workers in Germany:
Proceeds to celebrate
s Not since that one incident that began with Poland.
@s That's not true. Try not moving on the walk when a bicycle's bell is ringing behind you. Emotion.
Whats the only lock you cant pick?
"This sticker"
He's so picking this a few episodes from now.
also:
Wedlock
Hahaha lmao
Wow, didn't realize you lived so close to me. Greetings from Middle River/Essex
German engineering once again proven superior...You can't pick a lock if it has no lock...ingenious!
Come home drunk, spend half an hour trying to put keys into this thing...
When I come back drunk I sleep under the doors anyway so wouldnt even bother.
Id be lucky to find my house, as for my door forget it.
Squire: "Who are you?"
Some lock made in Germany: "I'm you, but stronger."
stronger yes, but odor isn't everything...
German engineering
@@ericericson192 The "Best Lock" bike lock would like to have a word.
Thousandth like
@@UserName-xc4el is garbage
Reminds me of an old tale of protecting one's house from ghosts. They usually can come in through the keyhole, yet are compelled to stop and count every tiny square from a screen. Therefore, if you rig a segment of screen in front of the keyhole, a ghost must stop and take so long in counting that the sun comes up, and they are banished.
Certain folklore ascribes the same weakness to vampires, though usually with rice thrown along their path. Weird how many supernatural creatures have crippling levels of OCD.
"I'm going to put in on my screen door". LOL!!!!
"The lock LPL can't pick"
We're doomed.
"It's actually stickers made to look like a lock"
Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.
For anyone wondering what the German on the packaging says, it says :
On the door, done, secure!
3D SECURITY STICKER
The new dimension in break-in prevention
- Perfect 3D lock imitation made of Aluminum
- Instantly scares away thieves
- Feels like an actual deadbolt
Glue once, forever secure!
Danke Schoen. 👍
Now we can proceed to make a lock in the fourth dimension and use this sticker as a disguise.
If they weren’t so expensive, you could put a half dozen on each side of your door! A crook would say, “why bother?”.
@@CliftonPhotographer czcams.com/video/d-jVfYkygL41/video.html
Immer wieder schön deutsche produkte bei ammis zu sehen😁
It cost 20 euros now. That's about 24 to $25. But according to their website they only deliver in Germany.
“I’m considering putting this on my screen door.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Many years ago I operated the equipment room at NYU's graduated film department and at a certain point we were moving the whole school, including the equipment room, to a new building -- and I took the opportunity to take apart the massive lock on the front of the equipment room door, which consisted of a central lock that drove heavy steel bars up through the top and sides of the door -- and that lock, in turn, was surrounded by two heavy plates that were bolted into the door itself (which was clad in sheet metal.
So I managed to unscrew one of the plates and that revealed an inner plate with a couple of straight screws on it -- and I went to work on those screws -- and they wouldn't budge. Would. Not. Budge. I worked on those screws for a half hour -- before I finally realized that they actually weren't screws at all. They were, in fact, welded to the plate underneath. They were fake and they simply existed to waste the time of anybody dumb enough to try to get through that door.
It was truly diabolically clever.
And by the way -- the only way to get that plate off was to unbolt it from the other side of the door.
In a similar vein, working at Home Depot we used a little bit of JB-weld to secure the bolts holding the locking shackles on the roll-up doors to the garden center.
Not enough to be noticeable, and not really enough to stop someone with the right tools, but no way in hell were you gonna get that off quietly without a torch.
@@Taolan8472 cable saw through the lip under the door, saw off the hook/bolt. takes a little, but it's rather quiet.
Don't tell anyone but my shed hasn't been locked for 22 years. I lost the key, but the lock is locked on the hasp. It looks locked enough for my son to claim he couldn't mow the lawn because he couldn't find the key to get the mower out. I'm not going to fall for that one, until I need to.
My shed is also unlocked for the last dozen years. The Masterlock on it rusted in the open position but from a distance it looks locked and I feel the shed is no less secure than with the Masterlock locked. I have a few tools, mower, tablesaw and so on. If someone checks the lock and takes whatever's inside it makes little difference to me. I can replace the contents for about 500 bucks probably and for a dozen years I'd say I already got my money worth out of the tools. My neighbors all know the shed is unlocked too. My neighbors are the best security anyway.
this just gave me the best idea for my safe room!! could have dummy bolts that wont budge and some that come out but neither will hold any structural integrity but the bolts that dont come out will baffle the thief who possibly will be fooled better by it because of the bolts that do come out
In Germany we would say: "hops genommen", and I think that's beautiful 😌
"genatzt."
Zu wild
That is good ya
@@Kraechtshammer sagen das noch leute?
@@johnnyrr2643 ja, so als Jokus...
Bowley: Finally! A worthy opponent
Funny, think i need a couple of those, same thing the screen doors hahaha