at first i thought an mp3 player as an ipod and i was wondering what the big deal was. especially if the case wasn't on. and then i read the comments. and then i looked up what an mp3 player was and it is the same thing! depending on size, he could pass it. and i have no idea how that's weirder than anything he's seen before.
@@dottyContrarian Thing is that if he could pass it, he wouldn't have gone to the hospital in the first place. I'm guessing that it's wedged in at an angle, or sideways. Also I can't figure out why he would have an MP3 player up there in the first place. The ones that I'm familiar with are as long as a trigger finger and about twice as thick.
Oh my god that made me laugh out loud 😂 mom I’m a star! I’m the dude who shoved an iPod up his ass on house! Sadly people getting strange items stuck up there assh*le is very very common, once had a patient that had a eggplant stuck in his ass
@@UncannyLiving Ouch! I really hope it was one of those skinny Japanese eggplants and not the huge Italian ones. Then again, if that were the case, it probably wouldn't have gotten stuck. Eew! I don't think I'll be able to eat ratatouille anytime soon after that anecdote.
Imagine you finally get your first acting job, on a big television show, and this is your character. Is it worth it to be known as the mp3 player ass guy?
I was wondering the same, why am I getting continuous house md shorts today? Its a good show, I haven't watched it for years so I wonder why there's a heap of them in the shorts loo
Yea idk I started randomly getting them the other day too, but I've watched house twice. If you are interested in his character I would 100% recommend it. That show has stuck with me a lot and it shows you a lot about people and understanding different perspectives and stuff.
My brother had nurses like that who wouldn’t feed him and just waited until their shift ran out without telling the next one he needed to be fed. He was an anorexic and they nearly killed him. We’re currently working to get those bastards through legal means.
That is absolutely Horrible. I’m sry your family had to go thru that and I hope that the ones responsible are burned at the cross..Sad thing is that No amount of compensation can make up for the tournament your Brother must have endured 🙏 prayers
@@sargentvanguard7612 I mean, yeah that's fair haha. I definitely understand that. As for the comments, honestly I thought the first one failed to post. I didn't mean to say it twice lol
It didn't surprise him, just didn't want to deal with it. "There's an mp3 player stuck up my ass" "That doesn't surprise me. I'm not taking it out. I'll let someone else do that".
...check for illegal downloads...... LMAO 🤣😂 Edit 3/31/23: YT sucks and never lets me know anymore if I can chat with like minded fun people. 8 months and not one notification. Thanks folks, sorry I missed all the fun conversations. Have a fun one...
Funny story..... While listening to this clip, soon as he said "it's an mp3 player my headphones interrupted saying "battery low" and I'm just getting off the floor from laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a gynecologist come talk to a class of mine in HS (It was a med class that his daughter was in) and he told us that one time a girl came to him with a flip phone stuck up her vagina. She was playing truth or dare and it got stuck. My classmate immediately asked him if they called it to find it, and was it on vibrate.
classmate's a king🤴 ya my dad worked in the ER. there's codes that they had to update for getting stuff stuck up orffices. the intercoms ER announcement were getting weird & embarrassing
I like that the punchline isn't House being surprised like it usually is in "I've been doing this a long time you're not gonna surprise me" bits. He just acknowledges and decides he doesn't wanna deal with it
Illegal downloading has become such a norm that even the music industry stopped cracking down on it. Now the only stipulation is that you don’t resell it as yours.
this shorts make me so happy cus my parents used to watch this show when i was small. :) just the three of us together chilling and laughing. i remember the last episode and my mom and dad being so sad
I've watched every season of house and don't remember this. Maybe I need to see Dr. House for my lack of recall or memory. Nah, cause he's gonna be a dick 4 sure lol
@@stefran9124 I've seen House from beginning to end like 3 or 4 times, and every season is really great in my opinion. Season 5's ending was really sad for House tho, but during Season 6 things got a little better in his life again. Chase on the other hand experienced a really painful emotional struggle in early Season 6, until he dealt properly with the issue and moved on.
People saying that House skipped that patience because he was scared or surprised shows how little they know House. He skipped that patient to "stick it" to Cuddy 🤣
Sexual gratification. Some guys are so desperate to stimulate their prostate they'll shove anything up there from cucumbers to hamsters and they end up in the medical room. I took 1 year of medical assistance school. The professor told us..lovely stories.
“Im going to wait I don’t wanna deal with this” dafuk. I’ll give him the fact he has quirky remarks on things but he’s a shit doctor for passing a patient he could/should very well treat rather than just killing time till he is someone else’s problem. If a doctor tried to do that irl their chief physician would make sure to keep them in to take care of the guy and then admonish him for malpractice
As a new RN, I had a mobile x-ray tech show me an x-ray of a guy who had inserted nuts, bolts screws & nails into his urethra (pen÷$). He left the ER against medical advice because the Dr's wanted to use anesthesia to remove said items. He wanted them to remove the items WITHOUT anesthesia. A few days later, my Mom, who worked at a different hospital, came to tell me, and said, "You're never going to believe what came into the ER..."
Damn, what was he trying to do? Open his mouth so the music can play from his butt like a speaker? Like Stitch and the Elvis record on Lilo and Stitch?
I just realized..there never was a legal way to have music on an mp3, was there? Pretty sure I heard someone say in the past that ripping CDs isn't actually legal..for some moronic reason.
Is truly hate the walk into a doctors office, feeling truly at my lowest, and have this asshole tear me apart for his own enjoyment. Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love House. I just couldn’t deal with him irl 😂
@@_b1ack0ut4 I just don’t have it in me to be a snarky asshole to anyone, except my close friends who are fully aware that it is banter. Never to strangers, and certainly not strangers who are literally seeking medical attention, like wtf 😂
The fact that he heard that and was like “nope. Nuh uh. Not dealing with that shit” is peak comedy
It's less he doesn't wanna do it (don't get me wrong he doesn't wanna do it) and more of he wants to mess with Cuddy lol
@Angry Combat Wombat your free humor licence has exited
@@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 expired?
He litterally wouldnt even do it. The gastrointerologist would.
@@tortrac958 No. Exited. It has walked out of the room.
Saying "that music sounds like ass" is supposed to be a figure of speech.
He took things too literally
😄🤣😂😅
He tried proving the music he hates sounds like ass...
Bro 💀💀💀💀
@@nicolet6216 u feeling good?
House: "I've been a doctor for 20 years. You have nothing that can surprise me?"
Kid: "It's an MP3 player"
House: "I stand corrected"
at first i thought an mp3 player as an ipod and i was wondering what the big deal was. especially if the case wasn't on. and then i read the comments. and then i looked up what an mp3 player was and it is the same thing! depending on size, he could pass it. and i have no idea how that's weirder than anything he's seen before.
@@dottyContrarian Thing is that if he could pass it, he wouldn't have gone to the hospital in the first place. I'm guessing that it's wedged in at an angle, or sideways.
Also I can't figure out why he would have an MP3 player up there in the first place. The ones that I'm familiar with are as long as a trigger finger and about twice as thick.
I expected the patient to say someone else forced it in....not agreed upon??
@@xXTheVigilantXx it was the pounding bass line lmao
@@xXTheVigilantXx there are people who put full size ball jars up there. This is nothing
I gotta admit, it’s cute at the end the way he actually grinned and laughed at his own joke.
fr
That's Hugh Laurie breaking character
That damned smile…
@@Diego-lt4wm yeah, but now it's Canon that House laughs at his own jokes lmao
The art of entertaining yourself
“I’m gonna wait”
“For what?”
“Quitting time”
💀 😂
"I did a bit of acting in my teens"
"O ya? Anything I'd recognize you from??“
Oh my god that made me laugh out loud 😂 mom I’m a star! I’m the dude who shoved an iPod up his ass on house! Sadly people getting strange items stuck up there assh*le is very very common, once had a patient that had a eggplant stuck in his ass
@@UncannyLiving that's the most normal thing to get stuck up there if you ask me, there's People who stick in much more weirder things
@@UncannyLiving Ouch! I really hope it was one of those skinny Japanese eggplants and not the huge Italian ones. Then again, if that were the case, it probably wouldn't have gotten stuck. Eew! I don't think I'll be able to eat ratatouille anytime soon after that anecdote.
Someone commented on this video that this person left acting and he's a psychotherapist now, name's Ben Campbell or something.
So imagine his patients saying this😂
This would, unfortunately, be an upload...
😂😂😂
brooooo💀💀💀
@@gekoncube111 Thank you! Glad I could make you smile.
And the doctors are going to perform an download
BROOOO COMMENT OF THE YEAR
“Is it because the size the shape pounding baseline?”
“All 3…”
Now I'm actually curious
@@Platin_2004 don't get it stuck
I dont think MP3 players have speakers on them... So its obviously the shape!
That proud smile after he makes the RIAA comment is hilarious
In another ~5 years:
"The f***s an mp3 player?"
😂😂😂 forreal, kids now don't even know what's an ipod already
Shut up dawg everyone knows what an mp3 player is
@@derpaboopderp1286 you should come make me. 🤣👍
How do these eternal-9yo-trapped-in-an-adult-body comments still exist?
@@JakeSmith-em5shYou didn't give him the address.
Don't you do this to me!! DX
Imagine you finally get your first acting job, on a big television show, and this is your character. Is it worth it to be known as the mp3 player ass guy?
Youd get health care for a year for it
He probably had something else there to get the gig........ casting couch.
I mean, he did great.
If you're a narcissist then yes
Yes, it’s a role to an actor
I don't know why I'm getting these Dr House shorts. I've never been interested in the series but I love the character and shorts!
Pretty good show tho...
He's like a complete ass that gets away with it cause he smart and obnoxiously charming... likeable
Watching it is an INTENSE experience.
Literally same
I was wondering the same, why am I getting continuous house md shorts today?
Its a good show, I haven't watched it for years so I wonder why there's a heap of them in the shorts loo
Yea idk I started randomly getting them the other day too, but I've watched house twice.
If you are interested in his character I would 100% recommend it. That show has stuck with me a lot and it shows you a lot about people and understanding different perspectives and stuff.
My brother had nurses like that who wouldn’t feed him and just waited until their shift ran out without telling the next one he needed to be fed. He was an anorexic and they nearly killed him. We’re currently working to get those bastards through legal means.
That is absolutely Horrible. I’m sry your family had to go thru that and I hope that the ones responsible are burned at the cross..Sad thing is that No amount of compensation can make up for the tournament your Brother must have endured
🙏 prayers
Sue them all
What evidence is there this narrative isn't just him excusing his own starvation?
I'm so sorry he had to go through all of that
I feel for ya. My brother is 100% dependant on others. His workers wouldn’t give him water. We had to get a drs note to say give him liquid
🤬🤬
"... pounding bassline" 💀
😂😂
It was the pounding bassline that made the MP3 player the new try…
His little chuckle at his own joke at the end of the scene is the very essence of House. 😂
Even he couldn't hold in his laughter
Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂 pounding baseline I'm fucking dead
With vibrators nowadays it is possibly because of that
@@imthemetalguy1 Thanks for sharing. Just ordered one for myself
@@wanyekest6969 congrats Wayne!
“Illegal downloads” bruh you damn well know half of us were frequenting MP3 Rocket
"I've been a doctor 20 years your not gonna surprise me"
"Its 3 :00 im off, Please tell doctor cuddy there's a patient that needs her attention"
Dr. Cuddy. It would've been so much easier to type than "[insert name here]" 😂 literally spells it out in the subtitles in the video my dude
@@Mr.Masquerade 1, I didn't wanna go through the whole short again and 2, how tf did your 2nd comment come sooner than ur first?
@@sargentvanguard7612 I mean, yeah that's fair haha. I definitely understand that. As for the comments, honestly I thought the first one failed to post. I didn't mean to say it twice lol
It didn't surprise him, just didn't want to deal with it. "There's an mp3 player stuck up my ass" "That doesn't surprise me. I'm not taking it out. I'll let someone else do that".
"There's nothing that can surprise me"
"It's a MP3"
Surprised to the soul*
House’s little grin right at the end of the video is PRICELESS!
he was, indeed, surprised
But he was fast one his feet about it. Didn't even stop talking for 5 seconds.
Lmfao, I waited tables with that kid in Detroit. He left acting and is a Clinical Psychologist now. Cool person.
Patrolling the Mojave, almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
🧢
What’s his name, he’s hot
@@mthgbln6422 I've been searching the comments trying to figure that out lmao 😭
hes really cute
...check for illegal downloads......
LMAO 🤣😂
Edit 3/31/23: YT sucks and never lets me know anymore if I can chat with like minded fun people. 8 months and not one notification. Thanks folks, sorry I missed all the fun conversations. Have a fun one...
In this case upload xF
deal with it sunglasses slide on
Joint in mouth
@@defaultusername123 tada dada da,
he looks very proud of that joke
You really don't wanna fuck with the RIAA
He must’ve really wanted to *feel* the music
New meaning to "It's all about that bass"!
Feels like a slogan. "Feel the bass in your ass"
No treble
@@Herzyyyy hahahahahahhah beat me to it
My favorite episode is when he comes in and tells everyone that he's high as kite and if anyone would like him to work with him
I mean... I know its a joke but damn man what a shitty thing to do
He's about to go try it out himself (in a better timeline)
Not as shitty as that mp3 player
... House is a dick, and the show is very clear: He doesn't deserve a redemption arc.
@@HellowThar ohhhhh snap!
That’s kind of House’s whole deal 😂
I loved how he grinned at his own joke at the end. That was so cute and funny 😂😂
“the pounding bassline” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely that pounding baseline 😂😂😂
Emphasis on the "pounding"
I love that he smiles on the way out. Genius!
We had a guy that had a vibrator up his back side. He drove 2 hours from the Navy hospital in Philly with the batteries still going.
That's how you know you have tough army force.
It keeps going and going and going......
What brand of batteries?? Asking for a friend.
@Derpy Dog good point. Obviously worth the cost.
😬 Sheesh
"Pounding bass line" 😂... Can't stop laughing 🤣
Gives a new meaning to feeling the beat
House did have some very funny scenes, and quite a few that would have several of the doctors behind bars indefinitely.
The fines from the HIPPA violations alone would bankrupt the hospital.
Funny story.....
While listening to this clip, soon as he said "it's an mp3 player my headphones interrupted saying "battery low" and I'm just getting off the floor from laughing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I choked on my spit from your comment
Yup timing is everything. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok
Lmfaoooo
Even technology was like "Nope heard enough...we're done"
I had a gynecologist come talk to a class of mine in HS (It was a med class that his daughter was in) and he told us that one time a girl came to him with a flip phone stuck up her vagina. She was playing truth or dare and it got stuck. My classmate immediately asked him if they called it to find it, and was it on vibrate.
WAS IT ???
Haha 69th like. Nice.
classmate's a king🤴
ya my dad worked in the ER. there's codes that they had to update for getting stuff stuck up orffices. the intercoms ER announcement were getting weird & embarrassing
That's so dumb
@@megangibbs4158 Nice.
"How did you..."
"Why do you think I walk with a stick?"
Haha that smile he does when walking out.. I loved watching House..
He was like "I ain't pulling that sh*t out" 😂😂
🤣 pun intended
House laughing at his own joke, thats rare
Why did he put the damn thing in his ass to begin with 😂
"Is it because of the size, the shape? The pounding baseline?" 😂
New meaning ti the phrase "waiting for the beat to drop."
That’s so mean it’s perfect 🤣🤣🤣
“Check for illegal downloads”
😂😂😂
His smirk bc he knows he's fucking hilarious I'm dead
He's like: "I'm not gonna do this today"
He seemed more patient with this patient.
The way he goes "Mm..." is hands down the funniest part, his pure retaliation to laugh holding it down is so god damn funny
I like that the punchline isn't House being surprised like it usually is in "I've been doing this a long time you're not gonna surprise me" bits. He just acknowledges and decides he doesn't wanna deal with it
Lol
House is gansta AF
Passing the patient and the MP3 player off to Cuddy is pure genius.
“I’ve been a doctor for years nothing will surprise me “
“It’s a MP3 player “
Leaves room
Illegal downloading has become such a norm that even the music industry stopped cracking down on it. Now the only stipulation is that you don’t resell it as yours.
"You're not gonna surprise me"
this shorts make me so happy cus my parents used to watch this show when i was small. :) just the three of us together chilling and laughing. i remember the last episode and my mom and dad being so sad
This shorts?
technically these are called youtube shorts, not reels, but i mean i typed fast who cares @@jamesmcinnis208
He said he wouldn't get surprised, but he was shook
The smirk on his face, when he said illegal downloads 😂😂
Lmao the smirk on his face after saying the last joke 😂
The pounding bass line totally broke me until I saw the guys smile and I heard the kool-aid man in my head
Lmfao I love that show, and he did an amazing job playing house
Man, I love House. Absolutely great show.
When he said or is it about the pounding bass line so nonchalantly he had me rolling
I love his smug smile at the end.
i love the diss on his tattoo
Yah what’s that about
I’m sure he just doesn’t want to admit that he likes hip plop.
This dude is a menace
The smile in the end . He's so damn proud of this joke 😅
“Bo Burnham goes to Dr. House for analysis troubles” is my favorite episode
Linus is that you? Are you okay?
Ltt? Lol
I used to LOVVVE this serial.....House! 🤣
The RIAA? How incredibly hilarious and dated
It originally aired in 2004, only just watched the entire show the last few months. Amazing
They're still around. #1 supporter of music streaming services and internet DRM. You can't get mainstream music in the US without the RIAA.
Clinic work was always the most entertaining part of the show. Wish there had been more.
I still laugh even after so many years of watching House and his jokes.
I'm gonna wait....for shift change
I've watched every season of house and don't remember this.
Maybe I need to see Dr. House for my lack of recall or memory. Nah, cause he's gonna be a dick 4 sure lol
Hell hurt you emotionally but you can more or less guarantee he'll fix you lmao
From the looks of it, this clip seems to be from a Season 1 episode.
Yeah, I'm a big house fan and have never seen this.
@@stefran9124 I've seen House from beginning to end like 3 or 4 times, and every season is really great in my opinion. Season 5's ending was really sad for House tho, but during Season 6 things got a little better in his life again. Chase on the other hand experienced a really painful emotional struggle in early Season 6, until he dealt properly with the issue and moved on.
I also watched the show several times and i don't remember this
“I’ve been a doctor 20 years your not gonna surprise me”
“it’s an mp3 player”
“😟”
that grin at the end makes the whole scene
People saying that House skipped that patience because he was scared or surprised shows how little they know House.
He skipped that patient to "stick it" to Cuddy 🤣
Well, In Through The Out Door has a new meaning
That's Bo Burnham
They're really gonna make him vote for Joe Biden?
I'm just gonna say, as someone whose brother worked in the ER, you'd be surprised what kinda things people put up there 🤣
can't believe they got *THE* skrillex for this episode
Yeah it was him when he was a teenager
@@blaizegottman4139 wait was it fr???
@@SawtoothWaves yes it was I can Tell because that was him when he was a Young musician
Too funny. Don't know how many times I watched. Loved doc's response and as he left, his smile/laugh as he left is too hilarious.
My thoughts EXACTLY!❤😂
Someone please explain to me WHY dude would have an MP3 player in that location.
This is not a rhetorical question.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Give us an answer, precious! 😩
Sexual gratification. Some guys are so desperate to stimulate their prostate they'll shove anything up there from cucumbers to hamsters and they end up in the medical room.
I took 1 year of medical assistance school. The professor told us..lovely stories.
@@Iamgayman Interesting. But an MP3 player? It has no speakers. Just the player. Maybe he liked the shape? LoL, could be. 🙃
Musical farts of course...
@Klothilde Klavenspecht That's what they were. usb stick with a 1inch screen and headphone jack.
“Im going to wait I don’t wanna deal with this” dafuk.
I’ll give him the fact he has quirky remarks on things but he’s a shit doctor for passing a patient he could/should very well treat rather than just killing time till he is someone else’s problem. If a doctor tried to do that irl their chief physician would make sure to keep them in to take care of the guy and then admonish him for malpractice
This show is more about what doctors wish they could do, rather than a guide for what they should do.
Welcome to Dr. House
First time?
@@daikonlegs2726 sarcastic/rude remarks is what he usually does, this is medical misconduct
@@carelesswhisper6561 Ik what you mean, and again, first time?
love Dr House. i became homeless right after i bought the second season.... so i have not seen it.
OOF
Dab on the economy by buying seasons 3-8 and watching them while homeless
That smirk at the end 😂😂😂
"And the R.I.A.A wants to check for illegal downloads." Hahahaha
That's so mean. Lol
As a new RN, I had a mobile x-ray tech show me an x-ray of a guy who had inserted nuts, bolts screws & nails into his urethra (pen÷$). He left the ER against medical advice because the Dr's wanted to use anesthesia to remove said items. He wanted them to remove the items WITHOUT anesthesia.
A few days later, my Mom, who worked at a different hospital, came to tell me, and said, "You're never going to believe what came into the ER..."
Bolts and nuts..... Duh fuck. I know sounding is a thing, but damn. (I have 3/8" nuts and bolts pictured in my head)
Damn, what was he trying to do? Open his mouth so the music can play from his butt like a speaker? Like Stitch and the Elvis record on Lilo and Stitch?
Another comment said apparently he was being bullied and he...well, he wasn't the one who put it up there :(
House is so proud of himself after hea done I just love his character
'The pounding base line.' That got me. 😂
I LOVVVVED HOUSE! What’s the name of this episode “When the beat drops?”📳
There was a weatherman in my area had to go to the ER because he was gerbil jamming and one of the rodents got jammed up. So much for HIPPA.
Wtf is gerbil jamming😭I hope it’s not what I’m thinking😭😭
Jajajaja gerbil jamming
Im gonna use that one
I just realized..there never was a legal way to have music on an mp3, was there? Pretty sure I heard someone say in the past that ripping CDs isn't actually legal..for some moronic reason.
ripping CDs that you own is legal the illegal part comes from then taking that and sharing it with other people.
I believe you can own and copy it. Yoh can't distribute (aka share) it
@@Burdrann Ahh, got it, thanks!
@@chasedavidson2855 Yeah, it's a personal backup, which is fine, but profit from multiple copies is illegal, right?
You could also just pay to download the song from Apple or Amazon back in thr day.
I was barely holding back laugher until the illegal downloads bit 🤣
Man could you imagine if u watched tv and interacted like this in real time?
Is truly hate the walk into a doctors office, feeling truly at my lowest, and have this asshole tear me apart for his own enjoyment.
Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love House. I just couldn’t deal with him irl 😂
This is my kinda banter. I’d prefer a doctor talk to me like that but in more professional words.
Right? He's not even correct enough to be arrogant about it lol
Rule 1 of snark, is to actually be correct when you're being snarky first lol
@@_b1ack0ut4 I just don’t have it in me to be a snarky asshole to anyone, except my close friends who are fully aware that it is banter. Never to strangers, and certainly not strangers who are literally seeking medical attention, like wtf 😂
I will never understand why people do this?!
Usually it's curiosity+ignorance+too embarrassed to buy a butt plug or a dildo even though they're literally designed to be put up there.
it feels good lmao
@@greygoose8803 but the risk…
Simply put, use the correct equipment ffs