Kids In The Hall - Satanic Salesman

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2008
  • Good example of how a classic KITH sketch can go from weird to weirder, instantly. Brilliant.
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 253

  • @cjpaish
    @cjpaish Před 14 lety +58

    You have no tail? I have no 9 and a halfs. Best line ever.

    • @bd9299292
      @bd9299292 Před rokem

      Super minor quibble, but Scott kind of undercuts the gag by looking to see if he has a tail.

  • @gurnblanstein9816
    @gurnblanstein9816 Před 2 lety +23

    I love Bruce in these demonic roles lol. He's perfect. This skit is one of their best!

  • @BrooklynJackBlue
    @BrooklynJackBlue Před 8 lety +58

    God...THIS sketch.
    When I worked in retail? This was my main mojo.

  • @Rolandzebub
    @Rolandzebub Před 14 lety +115

    "I am quite well stocked in the color of cowards."

  • @michelchartrand3719
    @michelchartrand3719 Před 2 lety +28

    What I always love about sketch comedy shows like this, compared to the quick turnaround weekly shows like SNL, is the fact the actors look to where it makes sense for the character to be looking, and not always looking somewhere off set at cue cards.

    • @thetruthexperiment
      @thetruthexperiment Před rokem +2

      Macaulay Culkin had to memorize all his lines. And ya know besides that pointless trivia. I could swear they used to do a MUCH better job reading the cards 20 years ago. I mean, now it’s just so obvious it’s distracting but I don’t remember it always being like that. There was a bit more improve and less reliance on exact wording. They had personality. There was danger. Everything is so sterile now. We’ve become puritans. A little responsible drug use never hurt anyone…

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 Před rokem

      @@thetruthexperiment Oh hell I love pointless trivia! SNL is still pretty damn funny and crazy at times. Yes, if you watch old skits (and keep in mind we only...remember...the _good_ old skits), it's a lot more like theatre without the cue-card reading. Apparently they changed their writing process to make it funnier at the expense of 'better' overall skits that weren't quite as funny.
      Although you do get those gems from the past that were both and have dated well. A perfect example is the Jon Lovitz/Phil Hartman 'Old Hollywood' skit on here where I don't know if they look at the cue cards once. It was a skit they had already written for Phil's audition, so they had lots of time to practice. Everything is bang-on, the humour, the timing, the delivery, the stereotypical accent. 'One More Mission'.
      Another is 'Brenda the Waitress' with the late great Jan Hooks and Alec Baldwin. It isn't really a 'joke' skit, it's just two characters acting funny really well. The last 15 years of Jan Hooks' life were kind of sad, she spent all her time boozing in a farmhouse in Upstate New York and died young, but never lost her sense of humour.

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Před rokem +1

      @@squamish4244 "We only remember the _good_ old skits"--something people so often forget.
      I'm going to be the devil's advocate on the cue cards matter and say that Christopher Walken was always hilarious while obviously reading from cue cards. (Though I do normally prefer when the performer can hide it better that they are reading.)

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 Před rokem

      @@zoyadulzura7490 Christopher Walken was one of those actors who was so funny he could get away with it.
      Alec Baldwin, a 30-year veteran of SNL, can check cue cards in a way so subtle that you can have a hard time catching it unless you are actually looking for it.

  • @polishgravy
    @polishgravy Před 8 lety +69

    One of the most well written sketches they made, in my opinion.

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 Před 8 lety +1

      +polishgravy I don't know. They had so many

    • @mixedlove1234
      @mixedlove1234 Před 6 lety

      I don't get it

    • @SeveredLegs
      @SeveredLegs Před 3 lety

      This is perfect from start to finish. Not unlike the CINcinnati Kid.

    • @harrysatin5110
      @harrysatin5110 Před 3 lety +1

      Chicken Lady trumps all, Satan is no match.

    • @nikolas_schreck6196
      @nikolas_schreck6196 Před 3 lety

      @@harrysatin5110 indeed but what if she's possessed it's a whole new level of power

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified Před 5 lety +120

    I guess you could say he sold his...sole.

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex Před 4 lety +48

    There was a short period of time when I was in highschool where I would occasionally say "Thank you, Satan!" when any smallest thing went according to planned. Just once someone knew what I was referencing, but it was worth it.

    • @nikolas_schreck6196
      @nikolas_schreck6196 Před 3 lety

      I was the hardcore Satanist before my first year of Middle School that's baby Kitty stuff that you were on

    • @Reason1717
      @Reason1717 Před 3 lety +4

      HannibalOrjustRex, I too loved that line...but when my 1st child was born and I said it at the Hospital before the staff "Thank you Satan." Well my lady was to say the least not pleased. YIKES! So I can relate to your story. Peace and health to you :)

    • @morbiddead666
      @morbiddead666 Před 3 lety

      @@nikolas_schreck6196 Deicide lyrics don't count as hardcore Satanism.

    • @nikolas_schreck6196
      @nikolas_schreck6196 Před 3 lety

      @@morbiddead666 you can only imagine the things I've done

    • @morbiddead666
      @morbiddead666 Před 3 lety

      @@nikolas_schreck6196 Dead cats and puppies?

  • @somercet1
    @somercet1 Před 12 lety +32

    Said it before, say it again: Bruce McCollough was the secret freak of KitH.

  • @NeuralNetProcessor
    @NeuralNetProcessor Před 3 lety +18

    The concept of someone selling their soul to Satan so they could sell shoes is just hilarious

    • @hasch5756
      @hasch5756 Před 3 lety +6

      Actually, he sold his sole to Satan

  • @ReinhardtHendrix
    @ReinhardtHendrix Před 14 lety +21

    I wear a name tag at my job and, from now on, I'm going to introduce myself to customers exactly the way Bruce did in this sketch.

  • @irishoodlum
    @irishoodlum Před 9 lety +27

    No one can touch these guys. Brilliant.

  • @johnzaq1543
    @johnzaq1543 Před 9 lety +26

    "the sea..always the sea"
    For some reason -people look at you strangely when you talk like that.

  • @xLordOfNothingx
    @xLordOfNothingx Před 3 lety +29

    The intro is so fucking brilliant, they could have gotten an outside shot of a car and they chose to use the backdrop and having Scott drop the coin to the floor, always building this surrealist ambiance.

    • @clayz1
      @clayz1 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes that was a great opener. I’m thinking it was a spur of the moment, sudden insight to do that, rather than a writer sitting someplace and just thinking it up. But that’s just because I cant conceive of myself writing something as good as that.

  • @tailofeddas555
    @tailofeddas555 Před 8 lety +94

    Really great sketch. But the title for the video shouldn't be Satanic Salesman. It's better without giving anything away. It's minor, but it's worth mentioning. Still funny thought!

    • @LordsofMedia
      @LordsofMedia Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah giving away the punchline really sucks.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 3 lety +5

      @@LordsofMedia Yeah, kinda like how _The Sixth Sense_ wasn't called _The Guy Who Didn't Realize He Was Just Dead the Whole Time_

    • @LordsofMedia
      @LordsofMedia Před 3 lety +2

      @@MarcillaSmith Luckily they changed the working title.

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard Před 3 lety +3

      @@MarcillaSmith That guy in the hairpiece? *That was Bruce Willis THE WHOLE TIME!*

    • @papaluego9507
      @papaluego9507 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nutbastard Thats not the twist Charlie!

  • @tomthebomb557
    @tomthebomb557 Před 2 lety +7

    Just like SCTV, theseguys proved that you do not need a big budget on sets to create an awesome show...Its the writing and the skill of the comedians to execute. Great show..miss it all lot.

    • @chrisnicholson9130
      @chrisnicholson9130 Před 7 měsíci

      have you seen their new season, or their Death comes to Town mini-series????

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 Před 9 lety +22

    I always _knew_ that shoe salesmen were in the pocket of the Father of Lies, but no one ever _believed me!_ They said I was _CRAZY!_

    • @jcolterh
      @jcolterh Před 3 lety

      I'm a shoe salesman and I can confirm.

  • @LennyBound
    @LennyBound Před 14 lety +14

    I'm pretty sure the "Thank you, Satan" was used as a soundbite by a radio-station in my area a few years ago.
    Small world.

  • @Nebulosus
    @Nebulosus Před 3 lety +10

    Actual footage of Nike making a deal with Satan for that Lil Nas X human blood shoe

  • @oldmanconnery
    @oldmanconnery Před 6 lety +8

    It's so great to see all these great skits again. Comedy Central used to run 2 episodes back to back, that was like 2000, 2001. Seeing all this again, uncensored no less, is fucking amazing.

  • @shaidyn8278
    @shaidyn8278 Před 12 lety +11

    The end of this sketch always fills me with sadness, because I know there will be no new Evan the salesman sketches made, ever again.

  • @patdurkin2095
    @patdurkin2095 Před 3 lety +19

    Saw this for the first time when i was like 14. Ran home from high school every day to catch KITH on Comedy Central. 20 yeats later I still yell "Thank you Satan!" when something goes right.

  • @robertjohnston7341
    @robertjohnston7341 Před 5 lety +7

    "and so you always shall!"

  • @Autopsy6
    @Autopsy6 Před rokem +1

    Bruce is magnificent in this sketch. The Fates were my friend when I discovered this video.

  • @billygarcia9885
    @billygarcia9885 Před rokem +1

    “Why have the gods brought us together?” is an A+ icebreaker.

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 Před rokem

    0:58 - I love the whistling score in this and the "Sound Factory" skit.

  • @stevenanderson4553
    @stevenanderson4553 Před rokem +1

    “I am quite well stocked in the colour of cowards” 🤣🤣
    So classic!!

  • @theaphextwinnn
    @theaphextwinnn Před 13 lety +3

    0:58 i nearly died when that music qued in lmfao

  • @ReinhardtHendrix
    @ReinhardtHendrix Před 14 lety +80

    it is at this point, that all sketches from SNL seem pathetic.

  • @philv2529
    @philv2529 Před 9 lety +37

    There are many layers of joke going on here. But one that I noticed is similar to jazz. They always say, "It's not the notes I'm playing It's the notes I'm NOT playing". You get that here with the joke that is NOT made. This entire sketch they never make any pun or joke based on SOUL and SOLE (of a shoe). It's like negative space in visual art but instead with a comedy sketch.

    • @gaberobinson
      @gaberobinson Před 8 lety +2

      Definitely you can compare comedy to music and other art forms. There is no filler in their sketches, and you see more of them with each viewing. That is kind of like how the Beatles would often leave a lyric unrhymed instead of using a trite rhyme.

    • @richardrosen9507
      @richardrosen9507 Před 6 lety

      What?

    • @Tampajoe77
      @Tampajoe77 Před 6 lety

      Maybe they just forgot about any acutal shoe jokes lol

  • @theosophicalwanderings7696
    @theosophicalwanderings7696 Před 7 měsíci

    This show is the best sketch comedy show of all time. Forget SNL, this cannot be topped.

  • @Sue71
    @Sue71 Před 14 lety +1

    One of my all-time favourites! Thanks for posting!! XD

  • @StevieCybernetik010
    @StevieCybernetik010 Před 13 lety +4

    KITH's satan always reminded me of Devin Townsend lol

  • @thomasworden4139
    @thomasworden4139 Před 3 lety +1

    Your curiosity _pleases_ me.

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 Před 6 lety +1

    The opening shot of this sketch is brilliant.

  • @Nextlitic
    @Nextlitic Před 7 lety +2

    Everybody has a gift, his gift is selling shoes.

  • @patrickzirkelbach7331
    @patrickzirkelbach7331 Před 3 lety +3

    I’m in sales (sadly not shoe sales) and this is EXACTLY how I feel!

  • @The_sound_Of_Thunder
    @The_sound_Of_Thunder Před 10 lety +16

    You have no tail?....no, I have no 9 and a halves.
    To funny.

    • @cjpaish
      @cjpaish Před 8 lety +1

      The delivery on this line is perfect :)

    • @1theemaxx
      @1theemaxx Před 7 lety +1

      Though you notice he CHECKED to see if he had a tail.

    • @Tampajoe77
      @Tampajoe77 Před 6 lety

      Great reply to, "Are you sure??"
      lol

  • @HashMagician
    @HashMagician Před 3 lety +1

    The acting on this one!

  • @zeusnitch
    @zeusnitch Před 5 lety +1

    I have been faithful to the things that seemed to send my soul soaring in the past.

  • @cheesecake134
    @cheesecake134 Před 8 lety +2

    Bruce's purple turtleneck is really cracking me up.

  • @wowbbles
    @wowbbles Před 14 lety +4

    Aww, Mark is an adorable Satan.

  • @chrisgreene2623
    @chrisgreene2623 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Most of these sketches still work years later

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply Před 10 lety +8

    Now wait just a damn minute!
    Where was Satan's jean jacket?

  • @LTPottenger
    @LTPottenger Před 3 lety +1

    If only Mark McKinney appeared as the devil in Brain Candy.

  • @The1stDukeDroklar
    @The1stDukeDroklar Před rokem

    One of my all-time fav skits. "I...Sell...SHOESSSS. And so you always shall!"

  • @cullysloy2705
    @cullysloy2705 Před 6 lety +2

    Bruce has always been so hawt and amazing.

  • @pendafen7405
    @pendafen7405 Před 2 lety +2

    As a Pagan who has worked in retail, this speaks to me.
    Gonna start using, "why have the Gods brought us together?" as an opening question.

  • @JK-uj9hs
    @JK-uj9hs Před 2 měsíci +1

    I do find it funny when I'm working away and someone asks "Do you work here?". Nah I'm just volunteering to help this multi-billion retail chain.

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam

    I'd have no problem if Bruce picked out my shoes. But I'd ask him to stay in character the entire time. ❤ This man is so lovely to me.
    "Seemingly to sell my shoes." 😂

  • @GoblinXXX
    @GoblinXXX Před 11 lety +2

    AND SO YOU ALWAYS SHALL!

  • @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025

    never fails to please...

  • @DeanImages
    @DeanImages Před 13 lety +1

    I am well stocked in the color of cowards!! Haha damn I used to watch these re-runs all the time on comedy central right before SNL re-runs! Good stuff!

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Před 4 lety

      god those were good days for comedy central. and TV in general. good times.

  • @papabird4425
    @papabird4425 Před 3 lety +1

    This is exactly how Evans sell shoes.

  • @dantheman931
    @dantheman931 Před 11 lety +2

    This is one of those sketches where you just know there's a weird story behind it. If there is, I'd love to hear it. xD

  • @DarksealStudios
    @DarksealStudios Před 2 lety +1

    when they hit it they nail it. I wish the new season on amazon packed more punch, but i'll take it!

  • @insaneterrain
    @insaneterrain Před 13 lety

    love the metal scream at the end.

  • @jamiewillkner8742
    @jamiewillkner8742 Před 6 lety

    One of the reasons KITH was brilliant!

  • @harrysatin5110
    @harrysatin5110 Před 3 lety +1

    Kids in the hall gonna get iconic like the Honeymooners 💪🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @presidentsnow7315
    @presidentsnow7315 Před 9 lety +2

    LOL!!! What did I just watch? ...laughing my but off!

  • @bencousins7311
    @bencousins7311 Před rokem

    As someone who has worked retail for 22 years they nail when someone askes you to check stock when you already tell them you don't have it in

  • @jamesroach8841
    @jamesroach8841 Před 8 lety +1

    Genius again. Someone really needs to make a meme of 2:46, because I'm laughing at that in freeze-frame as I write this.

  • @anne-droid7739
    @anne-droid7739 Před 8 lety

    ...and Satan's horrible, horrible promise at the end! =D

  • @23v0lv32
    @23v0lv32 Před 3 lety

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @TheBrianp1
    @TheBrianp1 Před 3 lety +2

    Al Bundy: I sell shoes.
    Satan: And so you always shall.
    Al Bundy: What did I ever do to you, huh?
    Satan: Hey, I let you score 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High, you owe me Bundy.

  • @bronhi
    @bronhi Před 11 lety

    Your curiosity pleases me. The fates are our friends this day.

  • @dntskdnttll
    @dntskdnttll Před 12 lety

    This is the best kind of comedy.

  • @idealworldltd
    @idealworldltd Před 12 lety +7

    listen man you gotta re-title this video because you kill the ending for those who havent seen it

  • @DanAnkers
    @DanAnkers Před 2 lety

    This is brilliant and deep

  • @anthrax2525
    @anthrax2525 Před 12 lety +2

    I! SELL! SHOES!

  • @greymajickjedi
    @greymajickjedi Před 10 lety +8

    THANK YOU SATAN!
    };-)~

  • @EvaFariou
    @EvaFariou Před rokem +1

    Kids in the Hall, for ever!!! ♥️

  • @torrentANONYMOUScodc
    @torrentANONYMOUScodc Před 13 lety

    @GoblinXXX Goblin! I am'nt the least suprised to see that you ams a KITH fan... but none-the-less delighted :)

  • @4stringz.
    @4stringz. Před 3 lety

    KITH was absolute comedy genius

  • @drifter503
    @drifter503 Před 3 lety

    This is the best show ever made

  • @1Perizada1
    @1Perizada1 Před 13 lety

    best skit. ever.

  • @BusStopProductions.
    @BusStopProductions. Před 3 lety

    That, escalated quickly

  • @themooddisorders
    @themooddisorders Před 15 lety

    That is the best line ever!!!!!

  • @Nunavuter1
    @Nunavuter1 Před 9 lety

    The laughter....the sea...always the sea...

  • @torrentANONYMOUScodc
    @torrentANONYMOUScodc Před 13 lety

    @GoblinXXX heh yeah those were great. my favorite was always "Whatever". it has such a classic Monty Python vibe to it.

  • @beaufoster9860
    @beaufoster9860 Před 2 lety

    Elites at every level

  • @DemstarAus
    @DemstarAus Před 2 lety

    I love this salesman.

  • @NapalmWeed
    @NapalmWeed Před 3 lety

    The moment Bruce turns and says "I see" he looks like Steve Martin for some reason.

  • @turinhorse
    @turinhorse Před 3 lety

    too good

  • @robertluna8993
    @robertluna8993 Před 3 lety

    These guys are all so fucking funny, way ahead of there time

  • @kathberry8
    @kathberry8 Před 13 lety

    I love KITH and the comments people post about them...

  • @FacelessDeviant
    @FacelessDeviant Před 13 lety

    I liike this guys sales technique. I'd buy there often just for the exquisite service!

  • @sk8drummer86
    @sk8drummer86 Před 12 lety

    what season and episode?? anyone? i cant believe this hasnt come up!!!

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol Před 14 lety

    The stock background scrim of the street scene represents the illusory nature of the material universe, in contrast with the supernatural "reality" of the occult shoe shop.
    It would appear so Evan.

  • @sydbarrett5
    @sydbarrett5 Před 12 lety

    I'm going to act like that at work from now on.

  • @protorhinocerator142
    @protorhinocerator142 Před 3 lety

    Still better than that salesman who calls me every day to tell me my car warranty is about to expire.

  • @LikwidSnake
    @LikwidSnake Před 14 lety

    Can you upload the one where this same salesman is working for "Sound Factory" ... y'know, "No Murray. Not a real hawk."

  • @vbfl920
    @vbfl920 Před 14 lety

    This is soooo funny!

  • @annalisavajda252
    @annalisavajda252 Před 7 měsíci

    I doubt I would be fixing this display in my spare time...

  • @MrBlane47
    @MrBlane47 Před 13 lety

    @Bubblingbrew you are my hero

  • @crispyballz
    @crispyballz Před 11 lety

    YES WE CAN

  • @odinsmeadhorn196
    @odinsmeadhorn196 Před 2 lety

    When you're raised in a cult, but broke free and took any job.

  • @GoblinXXX
    @GoblinXXX Před 13 lety

    @torrentANONYMOUScodc LOL, yes, that IS very Python-- "I find it so hard to get comfortable with this big fat wallet full of money and credit cards, whatever." Reminds me a little of the Merchant Banker sketch. And of course, always remember- Chicken Lady loves LIFE!

  • @thetruthexperiment
    @thetruthexperiment Před rokem

    Scott Thompson plays a better straight guy than a straight guy. Amazing. He had a broadway show, I think, that got canceled after September 11th 2001. It’s really too bad. It would have been great to see what he would have done with more attention and money and fame and all that.

  • @313bootboy6
    @313bootboy6 Před 3 lety

    My god it's like an interview with Nick Schreck