Swiftor Says hey you!

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  • @swiftor
    @swiftor  Před rokem +1886

    Full episode here: czcams.com/video/CqM8UtWedDQ/video.html

    • @tomlikesu8705
      @tomlikesu8705 Před rokem +7

      i thought this was a bot for a second hahahah

    • @CmdrAlpha
      @CmdrAlpha Před rokem +6

      best aim in the west

    • @rfspilot
      @rfspilot Před rokem +8

      Swiftor are you simping 🤨

    • @sharkmato6230
      @sharkmato6230 Před rokem +5

      What's really funny is that the first minute and 30 second is about the black market and people selling organs for some reason

    • @JaySpoonn
      @JaySpoonn Před rokem

      How do we join? Discord?

  • @unknownvariable2456
    @unknownvariable2456 Před 11 měsíci +1994

    "if I didn't catch you, you're fine."
    the other dude: "aight bet."

    • @Cruel.t
      @Cruel.t Před 6 měsíci +9

      Ayo b 👉💥

    • @MyNegroAcademia
      @MyNegroAcademia Před 2 měsíci

      Actually a super good loophole to exploit
      If only they had a little more time lol

  • @stefangoddeabonneerophantw1628

    "Hey You Bitch" that really got me

  • @cantlivewifoutme35
    @cantlivewifoutme35 Před rokem +1083

    The "hey you bitch" has to be the funniest thing I've heard today

  • @superidot1
    @superidot1 Před rokem +497

    Fuckin genius move by the dude at the end lol. He almost got away with it

  • @raksakorn2
    @raksakorn2 Před rokem +1744

    "If I didn't catch you.. you are safe"
    Bro tried it

  • @Not_Kaz_here
    @Not_Kaz_here Před rokem +5379

    “Ain’t no way he catches me-“
    **dies**

  • @mid.nightrunners8157
    @mid.nightrunners8157 Před 6 měsíci +80

    That "thank you" was so sweet from her 🥰😭

  • @trippymation4889
    @trippymation4889 Před rokem +163

    He really took that "If I didn't catch you, you're safe" a little too smart.

  • @Not_Kaz_here
    @Not_Kaz_here Před rokem +16659

    “I accidentally shot :(“
    “It’s ok, you can go back :)”
    “Thank you!”
    *two seconds later*”HEY YO B!TCH-“

    • @trajictempr8574
      @trajictempr8574 Před rokem +53

      Fr bruh 🤣

    • @deoxi3207
      @deoxi3207 Před rokem +295

      I imagine that the person walking back suddenly looked back as if Swift was taking to her. Both scarred and offended.

    • @pelvismen5510
      @pelvismen5510 Před rokem +117

      That felt like hardcore simping

    • @longpelican4992
      @longpelican4992 Před rokem +14

      @@pelvismen5510 frrr

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Před rokem +10

      @@pelvismen5510 I thought it was some random kid lmfao

  • @pbtpokey
    @pbtpokey Před rokem +4204

    He was soo close. I mean, Swiftor did say, "If I didn't catch you, you're safe." He almost made it back
    Rest in peace Downloaded_Crap

    • @Codeheart
      @Codeheart Před 11 měsíci +22

      But he didn't say 'swiftor says' at the beginning of that :3

    • @shamanllama
      @shamanllama Před 11 měsíci +51

      ​@@Codehearthe did say it before he said return to line. He said, "If i didnt catch you, youre safe. Swiftor says go back in line" its just he didnt mean BOTH of them he just meant the girl. 😂

    • @IfritBoi
      @IfritBoi Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@shamanllama still meant if he didn't catch him going back he would be safe but he got caught

    • @tripbacca1173
      @tripbacca1173 Před 7 měsíci +1

      He almost wasn’t caught. 😂😂

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT Před 6 měsíci

      Downloaded was caught, so he wasn't allowed back but he almost snuck away 😂😂

  • @nomasan
    @nomasan Před 11 měsíci +414

    She's precious... bless her heart

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 6 měsíci

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    • @user-eb9vw6px8i
      @user-eb9vw6px8i Před 6 měsíci

      Bro get this creep outa here

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments Před 6 měsíci +1

      Thats not how words work

    • @Pizzicato-hg3oc
      @Pizzicato-hg3oc Před 6 měsíci +18

      @pleasestopthankingforlikes That’s*
      If you’re gonna make fun of someone, at least get it right yourself.

    • @echo-4186
      @echo-4186 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@AlexandreLucianoCarneiroPerusiso?

  • @sksdood7682
    @sksdood7682 Před rokem +35

    I love how the boys were chuckling when that one dude tried to sneak back in line

  • @kuchiku-kanzo759
    @kuchiku-kanzo759 Před rokem +6687

    This episode has me crying. Especially the guy trying to sneak back into the line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @n0mzee
      @n0mzee Před rokem +96

      that's was the high point of this episode for me.... dude really hit the content button

    • @Luqaza
      @Luqaza Před rokem +6

      why? it isnt sad

    • @icenova13
      @icenova13 Před rokem +34

      ​@@Luqaza because they were laughing so much

    • @turtle_demigod8201
      @turtle_demigod8201 Před rokem +18

      @@Luqaza you seem fun at parties

    • @Luqaza
      @Luqaza Před rokem +6

      @@turtle_demigod8201 you dont get invited to them

  • @nathanaeltrimm2720
    @nathanaeltrimm2720 Před rokem +1467

    He said “swifter says please return to line”
    My man understood the assignment

    • @TDog1820
      @TDog1820 Před rokem +12

      but did he? Swiftor did say (without saying "Swiftor says") if i dont catch it, youre safe 😂😂 i feel like he was tryina pull that one 😂😂

    • @joshroi8610
      @joshroi8610 Před rokem +47

      @@TDog1820 Doesn’t matter that’s not a command. The command was “swifter says return to the line”. He did exactly that.

    • @UnsaidHealer
      @UnsaidHealer Před rokem +4

      yeah was f'd up. he gave the command but didn't think about what it meant

    • @samaramorgan8023
      @samaramorgan8023 Před rokem +4

      ​@@UnsaidHealer He gave the command to the person he was TALKING to.

    • @anakomaru
      @anakomaru Před rokem +3

      ​@@samaramorgan8023 and the lady with the monkey paw didn't expect to be crushed by a sack of gold when she ask for wealth to fall from the sky

  • @xXRavenXYa
    @xXRavenXYa Před 6 měsíci +18

    "swiftor says fire" Bro created a freaking ultimate firing squad

  • @Ghost_From_COD617
    @Ghost_From_COD617 Před 11 měsíci +11

    When he said "hey you b!ch!" I laughed and farted at the same time.

  • @MythDracoGaming
    @MythDracoGaming Před rokem +2855

    They hey yo bítch sounded personal 🤣🤣🤣

    • @snail684
      @snail684 Před rokem +4

      Yes😂😂

    • @alone8298
      @alone8298 Před rokem

      Prolly was. Bro really tried to pull a fast one on Swiftor

  • @monke2975
    @monke2975 Před rokem +2004

    He's just like "well he said to"

    • @Luqaza
      @Luqaza Před rokem

      nop

    • @benkayvfalsifier3817
      @benkayvfalsifier3817 Před rokem +35

      Well Swiftor never actually stated the person's name when he said, quote, "Swiftor says please return to line." So rules as stated, one can imply that Downloaded could get back in line too.

    • @monke2975
      @monke2975 Před rokem +4

      @@benkayvfalsifier3817 exactly my point

    • @YumaSniper
      @YumaSniper Před rokem

      ​@@monke2975monke

    • @theguyyouhate
      @theguyyouhate Před rokem +2

      @@benkayvfalsifier3817 honestly assuming he has the comedic skill to think of it fast enough he could even have set it up to be funny no-win. if he does go back we saw what happened. if he doesn't he turns around and asks him why he didn't return to line as told and have him killed fo rfailling to follow orders.

  • @ImMrSlav
    @ImMrSlav Před rokem +8

    "You only die if I catch you"
    *makes an escape attempt*
    Lmfao

  • @FinalBossOfCanada
    @FinalBossOfCanada Před rokem +1

    He really went for it, props to him!

  • @Spicii9896
    @Spicii9896 Před rokem +840

    "If I didn't catch you then you're safe" bro took that to heart

    • @sanga1380
      @sanga1380 Před 11 měsíci +4

      All the homies at the top not saying a word is amazing.
      Everyone knows what it’s like to be out early, they don’t wish it on anyone.

  • @quick_silver4259
    @quick_silver4259 Před rokem +1320

    Bro did not let that slide at the end 💀

  • @baileysawtell9658
    @baileysawtell9658 Před rokem +4

    Poor guy got killed when he said ‘last person to jump dies,’ not ‘first person.’

  • @CDG_Vibezz
    @CDG_Vibezz Před rokem +6

    The way he tries to sneak his way around him is just hilarious 😂

  • @Artik_Masterson
    @Artik_Masterson Před rokem +972

    The animosity in that "Hey you bitch!" 😂😂 I'm rolling

  • @NonSpiceyBeans
    @NonSpiceyBeans Před rokem +16709

    Bro was like “he not lookin I can sneak past this fool-“ *dies*
    Edit: people are arguing like children in the comments 💀

  • @sonnyboi1297
    @sonnyboi1297 Před 3 měsíci +1

    LMAO HE WAS SO CLOSE TO ESCAPING TOO!
    Gotta respect the man for trying

  • @unknxwnrayn
    @unknxwnrayn Před rokem +1219

    At least she was honest and admitted to it that she’s got 😂😂

    • @vcool122
      @vcool122 Před 11 měsíci +10

      I saw 2 other people shoot, but they said nothing.

    • @spitfire3797
      @spitfire3797 Před 10 měsíci

      Simp

    • @pandachief1144
      @pandachief1144 Před 9 měsíci +4

      And thats the last time u’ll ever see a woman be honest😂

    • @unknxwnrayn
      @unknxwnrayn Před 9 měsíci

      @@pandachief1144 wrd

    • @ispoox
      @ispoox Před 9 měsíci

      @@pandachief1144dumb

  • @Not_Kaz_here
    @Not_Kaz_here Před rokem +470

    The fact that they were honest was so wholesome

  • @herrikudo
    @herrikudo Před 6 měsíci +1

    That fuckin ending. Im dying lmfao

  • @redtapex4091
    @redtapex4091 Před rokem +4

    *Everyone gangsta until someone shoots at you* 😑😐🙂

  • @saraa.wesker89
    @saraa.wesker89 Před rokem +721

    lol I can't believe he thought he could get past you
    Quick eye there Swiftor

    • @swiftor
      @swiftor  Před rokem +307

      He was def doing it for the content - bless him

    • @IcePho
      @IcePho Před rokem +70

      ​@@swiftor I mean... You DID say Swiftor Says return to the Line....

    • @jefa_
      @jefa_ Před rokem +32

      @@swiftorand if he made it back you would have had content too, trying to find him and the moment alone that he was gone as well haha great job on his side

    • @ShiroMookai_44
      @ShiroMookai_44 Před rokem +5

      @@IcePho but he aimed at the person and said it to her not to the other person tho

  • @GoofyAnimations.
    @GoofyAnimations. Před rokem +1900

    BRO THAT GIRL IS TO POLITE TO BE ON THIS PLANET FR😭

    • @brettcalbaugh1944
      @brettcalbaugh1944 Před rokem +78

      That’s actually should how the whole human race acts 🙌

    • @sleepyfilipino
      @sleepyfilipino Před rokem +15

      ​@@brettcalbaugh1944 should how

    • @Rxgue_Et3RNA1-_-YT
      @Rxgue_Et3RNA1-_-YT Před rokem

      ​@@brettcalbaugh1944bro your stupid I'm sorry but you are cause you don't have proper grammar like what does should how mean like wtf

    • @enchanted24
      @enchanted24 Před rokem +16

      bare minimum

    • @omonaijaj
      @omonaijaj Před rokem +1

      ​@@enchanted24 facts 😂

  • @takattack7493
    @takattack7493 Před rokem +1

    I died, bro tried sneaking back in line 😭

  • @ItsLouisYT
    @ItsLouisYT Před 8 měsíci +1

    my mom when I sneak out to play with friend after not doing chores

  • @heyitshellfire9153
    @heyitshellfire9153 Před rokem +2270

    “If he def- HEY YOU BITCH” my mum walked in the room and ask why I was coughing and laughing at the same time, I showed her the video and proceeded to choke on air with laughter 😂

    • @minidanielx5208
      @minidanielx5208 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Grow up

    • @kakothispl
      @kakothispl Před 10 měsíci +28

      ​@@minidanielx5208no, you

    • @TheGhostOfHallownest
      @TheGhostOfHallownest Před 8 měsíci +11

      ​@@minidanielx5208👴

    • @HAHA-IMSC
      @HAHA-IMSC Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@minidanielx5208he’s being funny

    • @NbNgMOD
      @NbNgMOD Před 7 měsíci +15

      ​@@minidanielx5208imagine being so sad you have to shiz on a good time grow up

  • @ZaneTruesdale007
    @ZaneTruesdale007 Před rokem +339

    He really tried!!! He really tried to casually sneak back up there!! Lol im 💀.

  • @helioghostt
    @helioghostt Před 8 měsíci

    the honesty 🥹

  • @umbaianoqualquer2045
    @umbaianoqualquer2045 Před rokem +188

    Bruh this is The first time I see swiftor sparing someone

    • @deterrencedispensed4780
      @deterrencedispensed4780 Před rokem +10

      Facts, in the others he would have said oh well join them lmao

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 Před rokem +9

      Honestly is the best policy

    • @callmevegito
      @callmevegito Před rokem +6

      He was simping

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 Před rokem +17

      @@callmevegito He does that to everyone who is honest

    • @draketurtle4169
      @draketurtle4169 Před rokem +8

      @@Bladedcloud6159 tbf if they are honest/polite he will spare them or at least give them a chance to live.

  • @noahseidel3096
    @noahseidel3096 Před rokem +35

    I mean he did say "Swiftor says please return to line"
    He was just following rules

    • @derpassassin2448
      @derpassassin2448 Před rokem +2

      He said it to the other person only

    • @derpassassin2448
      @derpassassin2448 Před rokem +1

      To make it so she can actually return to line so no also he failed the challenge anyway so he was gonna die one way or another

    • @denzzz8918
      @denzzz8918 Před rokem

      ​@@derpassassin2448but in order to do that swifter has to specifically call that player's name to return to line

    • @samaramorgan8023
      @samaramorgan8023 Před rokem

      ​@@denzzz8918 he doesn't. Downloaded was caught, the girl wasn't. "If i don't carch you, you are safe." Downloaded was caught, therefore not safe. Therefore, he was going to die regardless.

  • @curliboi
    @curliboi Před rokem

    I love the public executions but the guy trying to run away 😂😂😂

  • @dylanstacey3514
    @dylanstacey3514 Před rokem

    I’m quickly becoming obsessed with these Swiftor says videos…

  • @Alonso_Tebi
    @Alonso_Tebi Před rokem +43

    "If i dint catch you"
    Saddly he catch that last guy lol

  • @shubhamjuvatkar4023
    @shubhamjuvatkar4023 Před rokem +49

    The last one took you seriously bro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @napnaps7393
    @napnaps7393 Před 6 měsíci

    That giggle when he’s trying to creep away 😂

  • @Ya_boi_khoi
    @Ya_boi_khoi Před rokem

    At least they were honest

  • @redonkulous3746
    @redonkulous3746 Před rokem +102

    My man Downloaded saw the opportunity and took it 😂 I commend him for that

  • @ObsidianAnimation2112
    @ObsidianAnimation2112 Před rokem +90

    The timing ,reaction and the flick was so incredibly funny

  • @everybodysfavoritenobody
    @everybodysfavoritenobody Před 7 měsíci

    That thank u was adorable lol

  • @memeperor_
    @memeperor_ Před rokem +1

    these are so fkn nostalgic, entertaining and wholesome, im so glad he’s doing this again (or at least they’re popular again idk)

    • @swiftor
      @swiftor  Před rokem +2

      It's the latter, but I'll take it

  • @siremile2926
    @siremile2926 Před rokem +32

    Bro got the Skyrim intro running prisoner treatment lmao

  • @ecargsaculles4917
    @ecargsaculles4917 Před rokem +64

    He was like dont be suspicious

    • @glm_gmoney6572
      @glm_gmoney6572 Před rokem +1

      Lmao I was singing that in my head 🤣 😂

  • @skwezeg4155
    @skwezeg4155 Před rokem +2

    Swiftor being a simp as usual

  • @dvnenjoyer931
    @dvnenjoyer931 Před rokem +1

    "HEY YOU BISH!"
    caught me so off guard

  • @penttiperjantai5063
    @penttiperjantai5063 Před rokem +1

    Dave Chappelle "catch ya bitch" energy here

  • @ajmoor228
    @ajmoor228 Před rokem +52

    Swiftor- hey you b¡ch had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @connorwhite3889
    @connorwhite3889 Před rokem +20

    i love the chat starting to giggle bc they see him trying to sneak back right before he got killed😂

  • @The38banana
    @The38banana Před 6 měsíci

    Love that she was honest even on a game 😂

  • @RealJ3sus-Joseph
    @RealJ3sus-Joseph Před rokem +1

    "Last one to jump dies"
    Kills who jumps first.

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim Před rokem

      I mean technically he was also the last

  • @3zra.florez
    @3zra.florez Před rokem +8

    Bro was trying to be sneaky I’m dead💀😂

  • @kalebmac8604
    @kalebmac8604 Před rokem +13

    Swifter: “please return to line thank you”
    Contestants:*laughing*
    Also Swifter:”HEY YOU B!TCH”

  • @nelsonr.9450
    @nelsonr.9450 Před 5 měsíci

    "Hoping he forgets about me" 🤣😂

  • @stargazingbeginner
    @stargazingbeginner Před 6 měsíci +2

    he was definitely down bad

  • @cortsilver2564
    @cortsilver2564 Před rokem +10

    I can't stop watching omg XD the "HEY YOU BITCH!" Hit me hard bro

  • @Aghunnit
    @Aghunnit Před rokem

    The last one got me 🤣 I was so loud my family was asking me what are you watching I said swiftor.

  • @Mat_D87
    @Mat_D87 Před 6 měsíci

    🤣🤣 trying to sneak back into line without Swiftor noticing him. Hahaha

  • @JZLKRZ
    @JZLKRZ Před rokem +7

    Bro said if he didn’t catch me I could have survived 😂

  • @cactuarnoob100
    @cactuarnoob100 Před rokem +14

    This has been my favorite clip so far too funny downloaded

  • @mythicrobo9087
    @mythicrobo9087 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The Hey u Bitch GOT ME BURSTING OF LAUGHTER

  • @user-ve1rn5if7p
    @user-ve1rn5if7p Před 5 měsíci

    I can’t stop watching it. Bro really thought he could escape

  • @guyfromgtastore
    @guyfromgtastore Před rokem +5

    "HEY YOU BITCH" that was funny as hell

  • @sia-iah4697
    @sia-iah4697 Před rokem +5

    "Hey u bitch" got me crying

  • @siggieman30
    @siggieman30 Před 6 měsíci

    Lmao the way she says thank you 😂😂😂😂

  • @yoru7337
    @yoru7337 Před 11 měsíci

    That one guy giggling at the guy trying to sneak back in 😂😂

  • @justinnguyen7782
    @justinnguyen7782 Před rokem +9

    I think I’m gonna need to level up my sneak build to not end up like Downloaded’s execution!

  • @taytae40
    @taytae40 Před rokem +11

    I really wanna join a game. How do I go about doing so I love your channel

  • @gamma_0216
    @gamma_0216 Před rokem

    The last bit was literally the duality of man XD

  • @Gdhdjejgfsbh
    @Gdhdjejgfsbh Před rokem

    I wish he had said " Hey you !!! Stop there "😢 good old memories

  • @n0mzee
    @n0mzee Před rokem +4

    this was epic 🤣🤣

  • @drumminslife
    @drumminslife Před rokem +3

    This series gets people comfortable with the idea of killing their peer or peers when the authority tells them to do so.

    • @Peace_Drug
      @Peace_Drug Před 6 měsíci

      Honestly not sure how to respond, because I see both sides of the argument.

  • @franksindoneii5410
    @franksindoneii5410 Před rokem +2

    That weird laugh he does is so creepy

  • @cloudk1073
    @cloudk1073 Před 7 měsíci

    This is hilarious the way he goes from being sweet and kind to "HEY YOU BITCH"

  • @Sigmalifez
    @Sigmalifez Před rokem +1

    Jit was simping for the girl so hard

  • @andrewherman9915
    @andrewherman9915 Před rokem +3

    This dude loves his own voice

  • @shadow_rogue1896
    @shadow_rogue1896 Před rokem +6

    This was good video 😊👌

  • @jasonjewell1667
    @jasonjewell1667 Před rokem

    That ending was hilarious😂 That is some sneaky crap I.would pull

  • @markrosario13
    @markrosario13 Před 11 měsíci

    Person next to her shot too but that man’s stayed put.

  • @Meme_Crusader
    @Meme_Crusader Před rokem +6

    Swiftor was wrong, he said the last person to jump dies, therefore that guy shouldn’t have been there

    • @jtbaker6457
      @jtbaker6457 Před 7 měsíci +1

      But he was the only one to jump, making himself the last one to jump

    • @chingamfong
      @chingamfong Před 7 měsíci +2

      ...he didn't say swiftor says

  • @riechen
    @riechen Před rokem +3

    LMFAOO

  • @hairelhazreen3460
    @hairelhazreen3460 Před rokem

    The end 😂, really got me

  • @jaosnbrown641
    @jaosnbrown641 Před 4 měsíci

    Hey at least she was being honest

  • @bouncykiddo43513
    @bouncykiddo43513 Před rokem +4

    The waffle house has found its new host

  • @junkyarddanubis3116
    @junkyarddanubis3116 Před 2 měsíci +1

    All fun n games till the purge happens and Swiftor hosts a real life version of this

  • @Blaze_Oro
    @Blaze_Oro Před rokem

    The fuckin "Hey you brich!"*shoots no hesitatuon* killed me

  • @lassomemme8433
    @lassomemme8433 Před 6 měsíci

    Bro rlly thought he was gonna get away at d end😂😂😂

  • @KatiavanDees
    @KatiavanDees Před rokem

    She was honest

  • @firefarmer6287
    @firefarmer6287 Před rokem

    the guys watching downloaded chuckling lmfaoo

  • @michaelchinery2836
    @michaelchinery2836 Před rokem

    Online Simon says, that is exquisite 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DHXRevenge713
    @DHXRevenge713 Před rokem

    Times like these is where communities really shine or in this case bring the best non-scripted comedy ever