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  • čas přidán 17. 04. 2024
  • From the early worm gets the worm to "don't be an idiot", there's some surprisingly wise life lessons on offer from these iconic The Office US quotes. Who doesn't want life advice from Michael Scott (Steve Carell)?
    From "The Office": an American television mockumentary sitcom broadcast on NBC. Created as an adaptation by Greg Daniels of the British series of the same name, it is a mockumentary that follows the day-to-day lives of the employees of the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder Mifflin, a fictional paper supply company. The series stars Steve Carell as Michael Scott, John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly and Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute.
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Komentáře • 53

  • @ebgsdb6662
    @ebgsdb6662 Před 2 měsíci +540

    "Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes, you just fail." That gets more real every time I hear it.

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG Před 2 měsíci +8

      Ironically, that’s a really good lesson.

  • @gustavoangelof
    @gustavoangelof Před 2 měsíci +228

    Missed Kevin saying "Look, I know it's easy to say tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was, but here's a piece of trivia: a fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are, you just might catch one."

  • @eeriekeebs
    @eeriekeebs Před 2 měsíci +224

    "My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever."
    - Michael Scott

  • @abdullatif9622
    @abdullatif9622 Před měsícem +26

    E: "Get in quick"
    M: "Why quick?"
    E: "Bcs it's faster"
    😂

  • @vediboy22
    @vediboy22 Před 2 měsíci +52

    The best thing about Ryan is the sass he brings out in Pam

  • @Kenwyfe29
    @Kenwyfe29 Před 2 měsíci +143

    “Don’t be an idiot, it changed my life “😂😂😂

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo Před 2 měsíci +159

    I think the best advice The Office gave was that if you have a fiancée, don't wait 3 years to set a wedding date because one of her co-workers might steal her away from you in the process.

    • @JP_Stoeffler
      @JP_Stoeffler Před 2 měsíci +19

      BFD, engaged ain’t married. Never ever, ever give up.

    • @rainymornings
      @rainymornings Před 2 měsíci +5

      That's still possible even when you're married though... loyalty comes from inside, not from a ring.

  • @sutherlandA1
    @sutherlandA1 Před 2 měsíci +51

    "It's like I used to tell my wife, I don't apologise unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one, too."
    Stanley Hudson

  • @smylesg
    @smylesg Před 2 měsíci +14

    I ask myself, "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing.
    More people should follow this advice.

  • @samriddhsingh4896
    @samriddhsingh4896 Před 2 měsíci +59

    Pan singing for the birds funeral and Michael's smile is so heartwarming. ❤

  • @miguelsilva9118
    @miguelsilva9118 Před 2 měsíci +94

    I too wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you've actually left them.

    • @gilius
      @gilius Před 2 měsíci +5

      Every time you take a deep breath, look around and for some reason you feel good. That, that is the good days. :)

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 Před 2 měsíci +16

    'What up Cynthia?'
    Life lesson - Do not say that to Stanley's wife.

  • @motherlillith
    @motherlillith Před 2 měsíci +43

    I’m glad I watched this before shaking my baby ! WHEW! Crisis avoided

  • @abhishekrao1525
    @abhishekrao1525 Před 2 měsíci +32

    I made new friends at concerts because I gave them a stick of gum.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před 2 měsíci +22

    That line Andy has at 4:23 is so deep.
    (Thats what she said)

    • @gilius
      @gilius Před 2 měsíci +1

      Master!!! 😂😂

  • @alpha068
    @alpha068 Před 2 měsíci +33

    4:25 this almost undid the damage to Andy in seasons 8 and 9....almost.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před 2 měsíci +18

    The best advice is to always vanquish your fears. Or else you end up like Ryan

  • @RichWeigel
    @RichWeigel Před 2 měsíci +3

    I feel like at 2:01 Steve trying really hard not to burst out laughing and break character.

  • @kingschulz1444
    @kingschulz1444 Před 2 měsíci +65

    Early worm gets the worm

    • @Kris28169
      @Kris28169 Před 2 měsíci +17

      another worm, like are they friends?

  • @RazuRae02
    @RazuRae02 Před 2 měsíci +17

    the first one is so real

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Why is Dwight wearing his casual outfit at 5:04

    • @trustysine6004
      @trustysine6004 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It was after the basketball match in the warehouse. S1E5 'Basketball'. I guess he didn't feel like changing properly after the match.

  • @TheGoldenApex
    @TheGoldenApex Před 2 měsíci +3

    Office best show ever😂😂😂

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 2 měsíci +9

    Michael and the stripper was deep
    Secret secrets are no fun, secret secrets hurt someone.

  • @ChrisWagner-bh3vn
    @ChrisWagner-bh3vn Před 2 měsíci +3

    I had no idea that Spartacus was a "whodunnit". crazy.

  • @nathank1899
    @nathank1899 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Watching Michael dance at 2x speed is hilarious

  • @LaurentMoquin
    @LaurentMoquin Před 2 měsíci +1

    excerpt :
    not everything is a lesson, sometimes you just fail
    congratulations, do you know what your prize is ? Nothing, some tasks are not worth doing
    keep it simple, stupid
    never ever ever give up
    everyone likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum
    I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days, before you've actually left them
    nobody should have to go to work thinking "oh, this is the place that I might die at today". That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying
    you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead
    make friends first, makes sales second, make love third. In no particular order
    how do you untel something ? You can't, you can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do is spread false gossip so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue, including "Stanley is having an affair". It's like the end of Spartacus : I have seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is
    me mechanic : no speak english. But he know what me mean when me say "car no go", and we best friend. So me think : "why waste time say lot word when few word do trick ?"
    never shake the baby

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Great now how about making a complete video of Dwight not wearing his coat where he wears his colorful shirts tie that’d be something after all it’s a food for thought

  • @annatave
    @annatave Před 2 měsíci +7

    I declare BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYY.... I didn't say it.. I declared it

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I learned something from this show.

  • @d.vpppxx
    @d.vpppxx Před 2 měsíci +4

    these are the rules everyone should live by

  • @Geekinonatuesday
    @Geekinonatuesday Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Never let a girl feel good about herself, it will backfire on you” why is this lowkey true

  • @annatave
    @annatave Před 2 měsíci +4

    Why say lot word when few word do trick

  • @michaelmartinek7408
    @michaelmartinek7408 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Dwight: Michael says K. I. S. S. keep it simple stupid. great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

  • @14reasons58
    @14reasons58 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ryan the race mixer. It makes me sick