[Voltron] The Talk (Klance)

Allura and Shiro try to give Lance and Keith "the talk"
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[@chasen1890]

"so i talked to your mom recently"
*keith's eyes grow wide*

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@nellbug]

Chay Simon big mood

[@pleascstop9695]

L-"Yea like santa isnt real"
....
A-"S.. anta?"

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@justafriendlyblob511]

I WASNT READY FOR THAT TALK WHYYYY?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU MAKE IT UP TO ME?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!😭😭😭😭 SAAAAANNNTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA

[@no-rj6rp]

Why is Keith a whole mood 😂

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@santorini30]

I *AM* Keith

[@andpeggy4571]

Omg natsuki is so kwai~

[@nellbug]

and PEGGY just Natsuki I MEAN MONIKA ahaha uhh

[@Mickey_Moon507]

Tiger Kat same

[@spacecat_scribbles]

Things that made me laugh:
-lances moment of realization
-allura being confused about santa
-keith

[@Mickey_Moon507]

SpaceCat Scribbles
-everything

[@miaslife5421]

-keith calling Shiro dad

[@kaztaclysm]

Just Keith in general like not what he does just HIM

[@pidgeion2739]

Yup

[@alexiswatson9840]

Yes just keith is my favorite part😂😁😊

[@believeinthejourney5784]

The fear in Keith's eyes the whole time loool

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@someonesomewhere7976]

Shrio"until you stole my car"
Keith"good memories"
Me"oml why are you like this Keith? Why?"

[@Tired_Bean]

KEITH’S FACE WHEN HIS MOM WAS MENTIONED 🤣🤣🤣

[@BriChihaya]

I didn't see half if the stuff Dance Cat was doing with their face until editing the footage XD

[@nerdygirl1018]

Shiro: *mentions Krolia*
Keith: /fuck fuck fuck fuck/

[@cecemitchell3699]

I've got to admit... The funniest part of this was Allura's confusion with Santa

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks! Corliss comes up with the funniest moments XD

[@flamethemaster2573]

Toby Mitchell
wait what
I'm just scrolling down and I'm confused

[@oliver3189]

No my dude it 10/10 the part when Allura asks Lance who’s the top for me

[@immo59]

Ikr

[@skylander8843]

@@oliver3189 I think it's Keith

[@someonesomewhere7976]

Shrio"ya know... when 2 people get close....."
Keith"no, ima stop you right there"
Shrio"and......"
Keith"nu-uh nope no nu uh"

[@balindasamples6598]

*When you haven't seen your friend over summer*
" *he's like taller than me,... THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE* "

[@beckyfearereck]

Right??

[@BriChihaya]

Ha!

[@addbea8858]

` *Theres Something there that wasn't there before.* `

[@anah6772]

Me when I see my friends after quarantine 😂

[@emilyclemens1810]

Way to go Shiro blame it on Adam

[@BriChihaya]

Yep XD

[@aquatic_atlas]

Blame it on Adam, sure....

[@xandercrimson5887]

Shiro: well I talked to your mom a little bit
Kieth: you did what

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@canigetpsubsforareasonforn4534]

Lances skin is GLOWING

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@addison3045]

I saw lance had a RED shirt on ;3

[@BriChihaya]

The jacket covered that the shirt also had a rainbow heart

[@gracesenzano1400]

Omg klance confirmed

[@JasmineThomas06]

:OOOOOO

[@kaztaclysm]

Lance has a rainbow ;)

[@maddycutts5000]

I'm wheezing, Keith's expressions are everything

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@someonesomewhere7976]

*lance teaching allura about Christmas*

[@ringsofsaturn3818]

He Keith looked triggered xD

[@BriChihaya]

I strive to trigger them

[@unknownotaku1146]

There are 69 likes...😳

[@danganronpatrash8734]

@@unknownotaku1146 now 96

[@midoriyaizuku7815]

@@danganronpatrash8734 now 105

[@connormurphy9163]

Keith: Yes sir whats up
Shiro: so we need to have the talk
Keith: ok
Shiro: screaming internally

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@1lainfan348]

1:00
I have no words, other than the words I’ve just typed.

[@BriChihaya]

Welp

[@ravendrawsandanimates3090]

S: “So Allura and I have been talking...about how you...and Lance...have been......spending a lotoftimetogether”
K: “That’s....what people do?”

[@AlienTabsTPF]

Not if ya me boiiiii

[@lylucki9152]

Keith looks mortified 😂😂😂

[@BriChihaya]

DanceCat is good at looking horrified XD

[@sweet_espeon8807]

"We haven't sat down and talked about relationships and..."
"And I'd love to keep it that way!"

[@todorokis_trauma_kettle]

Lance:Did you notice he's buffer...like...that wasn't there before.
OMG LANCE PRECIOUS BLUE BOY I LOVE YOU!!!!

[@buzzybeethingz27]

I. Am. Dying. Of. Laughter. Send. Help.

[@BriChihaya]

Don't. Die.

[@buzzybeethingz27]

😊

[@beckyfearereck]

Wait a minute.. HAM FAM??

[@blueturtle7744]

get help my brother he’s dying

[@kacchandeku4888]

@@blueturtle7744 we are not doing get help

[@krenko-]

I finally finished season 7, then saw you posted this. Thank you.

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks! Or, you're welcome?

[@santorini30]

ASDGATQJJCNIW PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP AND I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER SEND HELP

[@BriChihaya]

Nuu, don't die!

[@maryjanepatton4212]

"Who'd be on top? Because me and Pidge have a bet going-"
OMG XD

[@samtheenby5589]

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Nice job😂🤣

[@BriChihaya]

Thank you!

[@s3nape322]

awe Allura is SO nice💕

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@Elias-jg7tz]

Shshshshhshshshshs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tHE gAy parents explaining to their gay kids that they’re gay is the whole mOoD in this video 👍☺️ but anyway great job on the video

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@Elias-jg7tz]

Piper Emerald NP 😊♥️👌💙

[@hellohello-mo7gl]

me: *hasn't read channel name*
me:*sees piper* OMG ITS PIPER W A I T HOLD ON

[@BriChihaya]

Yep, it's me

[@iS-gp4un]

OMG IM PIPER

[@abigailisbi2911]

The Eyes Keith gives Shiro when his Mums methane lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@am3liar0se]

‘How things have been -sexual hand gesture- going’ Can’t stop laughing 😂

[@yatoswag]

LMAO xD
Had me grinning the whole time xDDD
especially while keith being superhappy grinning like a toddler looking at a lolipop :)))

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@mafera6091]

Allura: *wanting to know who’s top and who’s bottom.*
Me: *forgets how to hell breath*

[@kristenfaith3862]

Allura is a whole mood when she learns about Santa is just great

[@rehpiccipher4432]

Oh one last thing, um, between you and Keith who would be on top?
*DEAD*

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@veronicasawyer8349]

Good question tho... who would be top?

[@YourMother018]

That part though just made Lance get up and leave literally but question doesn't Lance normally wear blue jeans not black ones???and keith normally wears black jeans and now black joggy bottoms well in the first few seasons anyway

[@minsugagenius526]

Switch honey

[@gayerthangirlinred1459]

Lance is a power bottom....

[@nerdygirl1018]

I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I LOVE THIS

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@zillabnp8501]

Keith was like
SHIROOOOO STOPPPPP

[@delicatedreamer]

This is the best omg 0w0

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks

[@jaslenegreen8773]

(0:26 omg Keith XD) when the fandom gets so big it gets cose play

[@cloudsleepy5665]

This is the best

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@lydia2424]

Shiro the space mom

[@amha6132]

I love it
I didnt know I needed it before I watched it

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@CheshireTheClown]

I love this so frinking much, especially how the tell part with Lance ended X3
But seriously,
Who's top?

[@BriChihaya]

It's a long debate we've had three times *cough* Lance *cough*

[@freshcinnabonsmaam8822]

Keith

[@gayerthangirlinred1459]

Lance is a power bottom

[@gabewestcott5532]

5:02 *KEITH KEITH KEITH KEITH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!!!!*

[@saraolson3852]

"Who would be on top?" 😂

[@noodle1319]

LITTERALLY THW WHOLE VIDEO MADE ME LAUGH Allura tho "no no it ok it's .... Ok"

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@tydehemlocke556]

"you were this loner kid who didn't talk to anyone"

[@artisticomens]

“I’d love to keep it that way “
Mood Keith
Mood

[@cheyennetrujillo430]

I cant stop laughing! They need to do this in the show!

[@xxireneangelxx5904]

My parents never had the Santa talk with me. I went to school.

[@izzy-zy5yj]

"I'm gonna stop you right here" 1:29 IM DEAD OMG

[@temari9742]

the acting at first with shiro and keith got me laughing and how tat would be me irl

[@echoing_waves]

This Is great omg

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@denisedrozario2318]

My name is Piper and this is my first time on your channel and oh btw I love love LOVE THIS!!!!!! ❤️ ❤️

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@o.o192]

Did I see a RAINBOW on Lances shirt excuse me as I scream!

[@Aquatwin22]

I'm cackling. But man, shiro kept saying safety and not how to be safe, surely you could better articulate proper sex ed than that. No for real cute skit, yall

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@malfunctioningmisfit1923]

Shiro forgot to mention the importance of floor play and for this conversation it would have made sense

[@malfunctioningmisfit1923]

meant fore play

[@hiebish1658]

No glove, no love!

[@BriChihaya]

O

[@-a.mara-9705]

The dislikes are Keith And Lance denying they’re gayness.

[@billiewillie5704]

Lmao

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@amelie7458]

3:27 Keith’s face KILLS ME!!! A+ job you guys

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@pan-icatthecon7888]

I am sick. This made me laugh. It hurts, but it also feels good to laugh.
Confusing times.

[@helixgames_sw3537]

Keith looks so scared😂

[@dinotea6716]

Me:Lance why do you have a rainbow thing on your jacket?😏
Lance:OH NUUUU MY GAY IS STICKING OUT

[@RainyLynx]

Space dad is being such a dad

[@kizzie.p]

I CAN CUT THE UNCOMFORT WITH A KNIFE LMAO

[@jaslenegreen8773]

space parents are trying even though they don't need to cuz there like.... 16?? and they should know the things! XD

[@sleepyseesaw5901]

Im wondering why there 21 and getting the talk now?

[@BriChihaya]

A lot of procrastination

[@kieraa2614]

I died all the way through this 😂😂

[@ambrose145]

It's 1 am but like I'm trying not to cry bahhahaha

[@Grace-jl6fo]

Our Bi Blue Boi and Saucy Samurai are meant to be♥️💙💜

[@milliemoo8763]

3:23 after Shiro said that Keith's eyes just went wide like: "the fuck did you tell my mom?"

[@JasmineThomas06]

Shiro: I talked to your mom for a bit. Keith: it was at this moment he knew he fucked up...

[@plantaphoricxally_7890]

Rip space dad

[@manitoban74]

Shiro (school)
Kieth (me)
Shiro: I talked to your mom
Kieth: YOU DID WHHHHAATTTT!?!?

[@isabellafrontain2584]

oh...okay! that's such a mood

[@PsiVexx]

I’m sorry but like-
WHEN THE PERSON COSPLAYING LANCE SAID THEY THOUGHT KEITH WAS TALLER THAN HIM HAD ME QUAKING-
I STAN TALLER KEITH OKAY JUST LIKE-

[@taytay758]

"So I talked to your mom"
So the school called today

[@youridealweeb2403]

Thankfully i gave my self this talk so my parents dont hv to
I like knowing mostly nothing

[@sandyhansen3181]

Omg this is hilarious I love it

[@st4rz.of.perdition]

Shiro: I noticed you and Lance getting closer and I wanted to talk
Keith: ...Okay
Shiro: Well when two people love each other very much-
Keith: O H N O
Shiro: You guys are inexperienced and I wanted to help guide you
Keith: DAD PLEASE I DONT-
Shiro: And I know you can make your own decisions I just want to make sure you’re being safe
Keith: *Internal screaming*

[@yourlocalblueberry1205]

Keiths a mood!!!!!!

[@rinlovesrice]

This is just so accurate and WHY SPACE PARENTS

[@Yellow-sawyer]

Keith's face at 3:32 is so funny lol

[@spacetree4439]

Dood.... wtffffff....
I started to drool in the middle of it.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@BriChihaya]

O

[@spacetree4439]

Piper Emerald I know I’m sorry I’m weird. 😂😭

[@ochakouraraka1252]

I finally understood the point of this-

[@Venom_bitez]

I know what to show my kids in the future

[@w.5655]

Like that wasn’t there before

[@TheThirdStageOfDeath]

This is truly great and kinda relatable

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@marley_da_woof6913]

THIS IS SO HOW IT WOULD HAPPEN

[@crimsoncoy]

Keith: Shiro wtf are you talking about
Lance: ......wha?......
Allora: The fuck is santa
Shiro: *face palm*

[@tobywoods4549]

funny story this is similar how i had to give my little cousin "the talk" my aunt was to scared to

[@spaghetti2316]

This killed me 😂

[@dinotea6716]

Also it's funny how Lance's shirt is partly red instead of blue

[@ellakarkkainen]

Keith is perfect in this

[@tydehemlocke556]

THEY GROW UP SO FAST

[@avianace6201]

The second hand embarrassment is getting to me 😂

[@kazu_zxu6066]

they grow up so fast 😂😂😂