One Ball Man is the improbable story of a boy’s journey to manhood without benefit of the full set of family jewels. When your back is to the wall, never underestimate the power of one ball.
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Lyrics:
One Ball Man!
Imagine what it is like to be born with one ball.
How can you be a true man with one ball?
How can you compete with full men, boy?
You’re a joke! You don’t have what it takes to keep up with your brothers!
So sorry for you, you misshapen thing.
With one ball, I sired seven sons!
With one ball, I stared down the barrel of a gun!
With one ball, my one ball, and with one ball, I can do all!
One Ball Man!
When I was a boy, I told a friend I had one ball.
He told all my other friends, and they asked me.
And, I confessed, I could not lie, I only had one ball.
And I asked if normal balls were more like spheres or more like eggs.
I did not mind their teasing and laughter.
With one ball, I tamed a redhead!
With one ball, I fought the undead!
With one ball, my one ball, and with one ball, I can do all.
One Ball Man! (Repeat)
How would you like to sit in a high school history class.
The only one ball man ever mentioned ...is Hitler!
Not exactly encouraging, I laugh with them,
Everyone laugh now! A one ball man!
Having one ball makes him pathetic!.
With one ball, he unleashed Hell!
With one ball, Into that very pit he fell...
With one ball, his one ball, and with one ball, one can do all.
One Ball Man!