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Boltgun (Warhammer 40k - Big Iron Parody)
A parody of Marty Robbins' Cowboy ballad classic Big Iron (AKA that one song from Fallout: New Vegas), with Warhammer 40k inspired lyrics. Play it when you need to get old-school Inquisitorial.
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LYRICS:
To the hive of Aguafrias came a stranger one grim day
Hardly spoke to the Arbites, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to slit his purse-strings, no one dared to make a slip
for the black-clad man among them had a boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip
It was early in the morning when he landed at the 'port
And he spent his day in houses of a foul and darkling sort
He's a heretic from offworld came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to weave some chaos with the boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip
In this town there lived a ganger by the name of Nocturne Red
Many Judges tried to take him and those men of law were dead
He was vicious and augmented at the age of one-oh-four
And the notches on his laslocks numbered ten and fourscore more
Ten and fourscore more
Now the stranger started showing there, to all the folks around
A strange brooch of foreign metal, Gothic I in silver bound
He came here on bitter business, to leave all the sinners dead
And on the list of purge-ed was the name of Nocturne Red
The name of Nocturne Red
Wasn't long before the rumors were relayed to Nocturne Red
But the ganger didn't worry- he would leave the 'quis'tor dead
Ninety men had tried to end him, ninety men had made a slip
Ninety one would be the 'quistor with the boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip
It was thirty-seven minutes 'fore the 'quistor found his prey
They met in a darkened fac'try where the bravest feared to stray
Scum were watching from the gantries, mutie creatures held their breath
they hoped this holy agent was about to meet his death
about to meet his death
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the 'quistor is still talked about today
Nocturne Red had not cleared plasteel fore a boltshell fairly tore
And the 'quistors aim was blessed by Our Holy Emperor
Our holy Emperor
It was over in a moment and the final cleanse began
Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran
For the stranger brought stormtroopers and the Hive had made a slip
None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip
Boltgun, Mars Boltgun
None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip
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Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969 Instrumental Theme Song Cover)
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Created for a family member's video project, this instrumental cover is in the style of the original 1969 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! theme song. Featuring live recorded bass, guitar, and tambourine, as well as a bonus guitar solo. Ignore the ad, apparently this cover is close enough to the original it was claimed as copyrighted content automatically. Program featured is FL Studio.
War Cant of Mars (Warhammer 40k)
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I've finally released a new Warhammer Song! czcams.com/video/iFRa0KZsGhc/video.html A song inspired by the Warhammer 40k Cult Mechanicus. Play it the next time your party's Techpriest needs to get pumped before a battle. For those wondering, the song this is based on is a classic called the Battle Hymn of the Republic. LYRICS: 011101110110000101110010... Mind receptors witness glory from the bu...

Komentáře

  • @DragonBourne
    @DragonBourne Před 3 dny

    This is pretty based, ngl.

  • @CalebWilliams-ve5bb

    It’s the Toaster men 😂

  • @drow_Lilith9940
    @drow_Lilith9940 Před 9 dny

    The Emperor is a big hypocrite who not even best human god in warhammer now the inquesitor with boltgun on his hip that someone worth prise

  • @catlover50286
    @catlover50286 Před 13 dny

    That feeling when your 2 fav hobby's come together

  • @VeryBeowulf
    @VeryBeowulf Před 16 dny

    My Bro’s love Warhammer, I’m just here for the memes.

  • @k.d.veilithiaad1356
    @k.d.veilithiaad1356 Před 18 dny

    czcams.com/video/8ROqdZWwQp8/video.html

  • @alexanderhart8676
    @alexanderhart8676 Před 24 dny

    “He came here on bitter business” is such a banger line.

  • @ChaosTaint588
    @ChaosTaint588 Před měsícem

    Wow perfect song

  • @tomasz9429
    @tomasz9429 Před měsícem

    This blessed canticle is sung on Terra to this day.

  • @seanbolling5238
    @seanbolling5238 Před měsícem

    games workshop might hate admech in 40k tabletop, but this song still encourages me to paint and field my armies. May the omnissiah bless my rolls for the next match, my truth will come online.

  • @urzakarn9782
    @urzakarn9782 Před měsícem

    This and "War Cant of Mars".....the product of someone who's heart moved them to create true works of art. I sincerely hope we get more someday, but also understand the mercurial nature of art, especially from a motivator like love. I'm thankful for what we got. Thank you.

  • @ghazzy118
    @ghazzy118 Před měsícem

    The Magistratum Mundanus sent me this way...I am not disappointed, hahaha

  • @lornbaker1083
    @lornbaker1083 Před 2 měsíci

    there is no greater aiming mechanism than faith.

  • @dancooper4733
    @dancooper4733 Před 2 měsíci

    "10 and 4 score more..." nice.

  • @Dadragon17
    @Dadragon17 Před 2 měsíci

    Love it. “Our [ ] has come online” leaves me huddled over in mirth

  • @Starwarsgeek-98
    @Starwarsgeek-98 Před 2 měsíci

    Still pretty good

  • @ianhowick
    @ianhowick Před 2 měsíci

    We're making sure this stays at 40k likes, right?

  • @Daniel-hm8xq
    @Daniel-hm8xq Před 2 měsíci

    Having just dabbled the world of 40k for the first time this week, i can appreciate this verison as i stumble across it.

  • @LoganPhifer-kq8ll
    @LoganPhifer-kq8ll Před 3 měsíci

    Why dose it work 😂

  • @UnfailingEagle
    @UnfailingEagle Před 3 měsíci

    Shows up, drops two banger fan songs leaves. I don't need anymore I just need to know if you're doing well.

  • @professorsimosuchus7954
    @professorsimosuchus7954 Před 3 měsíci

    Please put on spotify, i need it for my morning comute

  • @Lord_Marshal_Valdar
    @Lord_Marshal_Valdar Před 3 měsíci

    “The Time for talk has Passed. The Emperor’s work must be done.”

  • @DarthQuaint
    @DarthQuaint Před 3 měsíci

    Ah, now I now where the audio for this came from: czcams.com/video/XTgfYSgh2FU/video.htmlsi=MeRKcvGKvGmLv7n-

  • @namewithheld8115
    @namewithheld8115 Před 3 měsíci

    The Emperor Protects!

  • @MichaelFriedlBT
    @MichaelFriedlBT Před 3 měsíci

    I would pay SERIOUS money to hear this preformed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir with full orchestral accompaniment.

  • @arnijulian6241
    @arnijulian6241 Před 4 měsíci

    I just realized your yank ''Battle Hymn of the Republic'' from the mid 1800'd is rip of the Cannock's song ''I've Cast My Heavy Burdens Down on Canaan's Happy Shore'' from 1700 odd. Just like your yank national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner," is a copy of 18th-century British pub jingle "To Anacreon in Heaven," by John Stafford Smith. You yanks really don't have an ounce of originality in any of you, do ya? Does baffle the my mind & my kin when we see you yanks getting teary & doing a roman legion vow-salute to a British pub song song by tone deaf illiterates. You lot will never understand how ridiculous you all look from a British perspective & it isn't even funny at this point but just embarrassing & awkward in a surreal sort of way like everyone of has had a mass group seizure or something. About as patriotic as we Brits get is someone say ''to the queen/king'' & then we raise our pints & drink. We use anything as an excuse to drink mind as frankly the British public have sceptic doubtful views on everything with suspicion from our leadership & government be it of state, church crown or either houses of parliament. Your faith in your leadership & blind devotion is truly creepy yanks. You even put your warped copy of pub song on a British games miniatures company do a full circle of sorts as Games Workshop is based in Nottingham.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 3 měsíci

      Imagine getting this triggered on a shitpost song

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 Před 3 měsíci

      @@oz_jones Tired of alphabet people who originated in the states more then anything. Tired of rainbows & people acting like yanks of late in my isles is all. General irritation under the skin more so then being triggered. What I can't stand about yanks is nothing they claims is fact & everything that they try to take as theirs is a copy of Europe's cultures with no relevance & so look ridiculous. USA fantasists are to abundant & I lack the patience for the delusional is all.

    • @the_chosen_one5642
      @the_chosen_one5642 Před měsícem

      British fuck trying to cope over the fact that his country is irrelevant

    • @RooTheGuy
      @RooTheGuy Před 26 dny

      @@arnijulian6241 Well put a feather in my cap and call me macaroni

  • @pieter913
    @pieter913 Před 4 měsíci

    this is actually good opposite of other w40k parodies

  • @the_miracle_aligner
    @the_miracle_aligner Před 4 měsíci

    Probably one of the greatest songs I have ever heard. Emperor's light shine upon you inquisitor.

  • @sanguinem8554
    @sanguinem8554 Před 5 měsíci

    we making it out the hive city with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤖

  • @reginlief1
    @reginlief1 Před 5 měsíci

    Not many of the comments mention it, but you’re a really lovely singer! Otherwise, the parody is great.

  • @wintersking4290
    @wintersking4290 Před 5 měsíci

    Perfect for listening to whike playing the new rogue trader game.

  • @likegoodolcartoon601
    @likegoodolcartoon601 Před 5 měsíci

    For the emperor !!!

  • @taiko1237
    @taiko1237 Před 6 měsíci

    Lyrics: 0111, 0111, 00001, 0111, 0010, 0111, 011 Verse 1: _Mine receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame_ _The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim_ _Our engines at full power, your destruction is our aim_ _Our truth has come online!_ Chorus: _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Our truth has come online!_ Verse 2: _With heat and iron and industry, we'll purge you from this world!_ _You will sunder, melt and shadow from the bolts of wrath we've hurled_ _And upon your ruined end, our blood-red banners stand unfold_ _Our might has come online!_ Chorus: _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Our might has come online!_ Verse 3: _Traitor, Xeno, Heretech, they are as one to us!_ _We will scorch them from existence with our engines devious_ _Our hate for them encoded into every bolt and truss_ _Our wrath has come online!_ Chorus: _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Our wrath has come online!_ Verse 4: _Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score!_ _They are drowning out blasphemers 'neath a great mechanic roar_ _Tradition is our bulwark, it endures forever more!_ _Our victory comes online!_ Chorus: _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Our victory comes online!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!_ _Our victory comes online!_ 0111, 0111, 00001, 0111, 0010, 0111, 011

  • @majorbaconbr
    @majorbaconbr Před 6 měsíci

    Soundtrack for Warhammer 40k rogue trader

  • @fernandojosemateosgomez4991

    Does anyone know if the symbols on the background are available anywhere or are something this channel did?

  • @taiko1237
    @taiko1237 Před 6 měsíci

    as I write this comment the likes are showing as '40K'

  • @MrSlientdeath
    @MrSlientdeath Před 6 měsíci

    This is funny at double speed.

  • @Emrod82
    @Emrod82 Před 6 měsíci

    This is the new unofficial Darktide anthem.

  • @Emrod82
    @Emrod82 Před 6 měsíci

    We need a Tertium Hive version now.

  • @JeroGoldfinger
    @JeroGoldfinger Před 6 měsíci

    40,000 likes got to love it.

  • @JonandLottie
    @JonandLottie Před 6 měsíci

    40k likes nice!!

  • @simethigsomethingidfk
    @simethigsomethingidfk Před 6 měsíci

    I mean really it should be a Boltpistol though I dont think that matches the rhyme scheme very well so fair enough I guess. 11/10 best song ever made

  • @arthurchadwell9267
    @arthurchadwell9267 Před 6 měsíci

    Someone find this man and get him to do a "Dixie" satire for the Cadian VIII...

  • @arthurchadwell9267
    @arthurchadwell9267 Před 6 měsíci

    This guy was fantastic! Anyone know where he went?

  • @arthurchadwell9267
    @arthurchadwell9267 Před 6 měsíci

    This guy was fantastic! Anyone know where he went?

  • @arthurchadwell9267
    @arthurchadwell9267 Před 6 měsíci

    This guy was fantastic! Anyone know where he went?

  • @barar4583
    @barar4583 Před 7 měsíci

    Now we need a cover about a Skitari bleeding out after a failed air deployment.

  • @vfbrs2382
    @vfbrs2382 Před 7 měsíci

    I’m studying engineering and WILL build a Imperator-class Titan when I graduate.

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres Před 7 měsíci

    I would actually kill for a warhammer short film about an inquisitor with a cowboy aesthetic

  • @tri4nglem4n
    @tri4nglem4n Před 7 měsíci

    Why is this not on spotify >8[