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VHS Hospice
Registrace 3. 10. 2011
Just a place for these decaying magnetic-tape videos to be as comfortable as possible before stepping across to the next plane.
A Measured Response (James Somerton reupload)
For some reason James' apologies keep disappearing.
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Im sorry (James Somerton reupload)
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Original removed due to coyright claim from George Santos.
On the Air: Messy Morality
zhlédnutí 258Před 9 lety
Remember when Bible study was totally boss? You knew your youth pastors were cool 'cause they had earrings and shopped at County Seat. In this episode of the Crown of Thorns-winning video series On the Air, we meet a parade of irredeemable, hell-bound reprobates like avaricious Grant, false witness Sarah, and fornicating Brent. May God have mercy on their wretched souls.
On the Air: Guys vs Girls
zhlédnutí 369Před 9 lety
Curious how the other half lives? Let youth event speaker Neil McClendon clue you in on the birds and the bees without offending your scriptural sensibilities.
Secrets of Pool Hustling
zhlédnutí 610KPřed 11 lety
Ever dream of making big bucks hustling suckers for cash in pool halls? Let Pretty Boy Floyd, Shembugenwauk County champion and master of disguises show you the secrets of lining up the marks right where you want 'em, and getting that big wad of CASH!
80's Infomercial for the Two Coreys' 900 Number
zhlédnutí 47KPřed 12 lety
Who can forget the Coreys? In the 80's, everyone who was anyone either wanted to be them or be with them. But did you know that you could have their personal phone numbers?! Tubular, dude!!! Aside from being a nifty Reagan era relic, this commercial is just plain sad. A depressing precursor to "Corey Haim, Me, Myself and I" Haim was obviously hard up for money and willing to cash in what was le...
morning routine: wake up, throw trophy at kid, face it, get cash
Who’s watching this in 2024? 😅
He’s in heaven now getting CASH!
I followed this handy guide, and whilst noticing much improvement in my game, Getting A beat down round the back of the pool club for being "A pretty flash bastard", was half worth it. Tbf.
CIA Agent!
Fats was a crumb. I think the world has wised up to this poor corny attempt at acting.
I have never seen or heard a bigger DOUCHBAG in my life.....and this guy is a double threat, he´s a doughbag AND and an asshole.
A masterclass on manipulation
So huh? You call a number to get another number?
Thank you for the reupload since for the longest time I couldn’t find this since he deleted it so quickly lol
10:24 The email is dated September 2020, but according to Hbomb, originally Somerton's Disney video went up July 2020 Hmm...
Does this guy ever get the point? Lmfao 7 minutes in and he's just yapping about nothing. 😂
Plot twist: the apology is plagiarized, too.
Thank you for the reupload. What a shitshow lol
Thank you for the reupload.
I think it is absolutely batshit bonkers that he made the whole song and dance about putting the channel back up for Nick and then deleted it again anyway
This aged well. It's like a Steven Seagal Hotline or a Rob Schneider Hotline.
Classic. Ridiculous. But classic. RIP
R.I.P Pretty Boy Floyd...
Watching this after having some drinks is great !
RIP Jimmy "Pretty Boy Floyd" Mataya 1950 - 2024
bro acts like winning a trophy doesn't also come with cash
RIP Jimmy. You were a legend
RIP!
Rip to my favorite pool player :(
what a load of crap, I knew it was all BS when he kept talking. Thank god for f/f with pictures
RIP Jimmy Mataya From Mary K: I heard from my old Las Vegas friends, Joe Alvarez, Andy Hughes & Larry Schwartz a few hours ago that Jimmy Mataya has passed away after a tough battle with cancer. He was 74. One of the last of a dying breed of characters & known in the pool world as “Pretty Boy Floyd,” Jimmy started playing at eleven & a short five years later won both the Lansing City 14.1 & Michigan State 14.1 Championships. He remained the Michigan State champ through 1970. Venturing away from home & as the game began its transition from straight pool to nine ball, Jimmy won the 1971 Los Angeles 9 Ball Championship & won both the 1972 Dayton Open All Around title & the Stardust Open 9 Ball & All Around titles. With his feet in several different games & all through the ‘70s, he went on to claim the Nevada & Michigan State 14.1 titles as well as several other titles in both nine ball & eight ball. Considered to be the greatest pool player to ever come out of Lansing, MI, in 1989, he was inducted into the Great Lansing Area Sports Hall of Fame. He, along with the other stars of the day, was in both the 1980 film, “The Baltimore Bullet” & the 1986 film, “The Color Of Money.” Jimmy was also one of the first pool commentators & was known for his charisma, his heart, his gamble, his sense of humor & a veritable wealth of pool stories. I first saw Jimmy at the 1977 PPPA World 14.1 Open in New York City. With his running mates, Louie Roberts & Larry Lisciotti, they cut quite a swath through the host of champs from yesteryear & those that were on the rise. All in their late twenties & dashing in their tuxedos, they stole the show when a gorgeous young lady wheeled in a silver cart laden with many bottles on ice & Jimmy announced, “Champagne for everyone!” A party ensued & what a party! A few years later, Jimmy introduced me to his new bride, Ewa. They were the “it” couple of the pool world & a few years later, their daughter, Nikki, was born. Although they later divorced & Ewa Laurance remarried, they remained friends. In the wee hours of his life, Ewa, Nikki, Larry Schwartz & Billy Incardona arrived in Las Vegas - along with Jimmy’s family & many friends to be with him in home hospice. Billy said, “He was a maverick. Love him or hate him, he lived his life to the fullest & according to Floyd’s rules.” Ewa told me that they were in his office earlier today & found about 25 different appreciation awards from various organizations & charities including the ASPCA & NAACP. She told me that every single time he was asked, he gave generously. Kindhearted as a kid, he overcame a tough childhood to become a superstar in both the pool world & life. As many of his friends knew, there were many sides to the man - both good & bad. And as Ewa said, “He was who he was. A husband, a father, a grandfather, a friend, a champion, an entertainer & ...a maverick.” I’m sure that the entire pool world will join me in offering my condolences to his family & all who loved him. RIP, Jimmy...
RIP
Or I’m joking, in which case it’s not wrong.
Well, at least he understand he did a very bad thing.
I just sold my old cell phone for 50$ CASH!!! Because let’s face it, that’s the future baby, paying my electric bill.....with CASH!!! 💰 💵 💷
I’m gonna listen to these words like the 10 commandments
What in the actual fuck did I just watch? 😂
I think you should delete this video. Its a very private moment of a person who struggles with live and he has the right of some privacy. Even if he uploaded the video for his self at first. But right now he isn´t in the position to do the perfect choices. He suffers from drepression. Have a little respect for him, pls.
ah thanks didn't get around to watching it before he deleted the original
Hustling is just not taking on anyone that plays better than you...$hake um down.
I got caught lying, time to lie!
What a tool
I wonder 🤔 how long Pretty Boy Floyd's cue stick is 😮
Everybody's a gangster then the camera rolls.
Thanks to this video, I've hustled over $8.2 billion since 2014, travelling every state in the U.S.......I just ask for a sandwich 😂😂😂😂.....this guy also has a "how to rufie women" how-to video.
Yeah right he has no need to rufie women he's irresistible
Ol Goof Ass
I learned.... That Pretty Boy is one hell of a character.
Does Donald know he has a long lost brother?
Jeez…so he’s gonna paint brick?
What a complete muppet you think people are stupid as you mate your are idiot
The think if you keep disturbing him while you was playing for 200 dollars he would not put the cue around your head
Who is this wanker he talks so much shit
Almost 600k views. I better watch out at pool halls, lot of hustlers out there.
No woman can love him as much as he loves himself. He is a legend in his own mind.
You are wrong about that pal
This is literally hard to believe.