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Girl it says hot chocolate

When an alien is the most human among us 🫡

These alien dad jokes are my new favorite thing on CZcams! ❤

To keep Alien Greys in check: 1: boba 2: don't tell dad jokes 3: Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call."? (from movie "Mars Attacks")

They need to make this into a TV show for real!!

Oh my god stoned aliens 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That's the best!!!

It’s me without the glasses 😂😂😂❤

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Wtf was the little one doing 😆 🤣 😂

Lmaoo

I want to have pizza with these guys ....

But your not 😂

Not all bosses. There is a couple out there in the world.

No......this won't work. This is worse than clowns.

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Peed myself laughing so hard! Thank you!🤣🤣💀

Omg the perfect roll of sarcasm....😅😂😅

Thanks, that actually helped :)

I nearly died at the pork chop joke 😂😂😂

Wasabiii with the japanese tone loll

People say the pick their nose, I was jus born with mine😂😂😂

Who ever came up with this, this is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bill BoB HAD ME ROLLING😅😅😅😅😅

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Funny

What did they call the man in the well? Mannwell if course!

WTF hahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your back !!!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

The donations are also scams. The company already paid the given amount in donations as a tax rightoff. Everything donated to them is just more money in there pocket.

"I have cancer😭" "Poopy Peepy"

The only group I want to hangout with 😄

We only know our parents for part of their life. My mom died when I was 7. I can't remember anything before I was 4. So, I only knew my mom for 4 years. 4, 5, 6, and 7. I remember my 4th birthday. She died 2 weeks before my 8th. I hate my birthday. Thanks for reminding me why.

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Hiring managers read too many self help books that they try to use ..cause of their lack of the personal touch

The second one is solid advice.

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I'm that person. That with point out the elephant in the room

Never fart💨 in an elevator... it's just wrong on so many levels 🙄

Thats what i say

Yes!!!!😂

This is funny 😂😂😂😂

Where are the ears💀💀

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I didn’t understand the Uber joke 😅

Jokes are terrible but I’m laughing

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land  noun 1. the part of the earth's surface that is not covered by water. "the reptiles lay their eggs on land"

I ALWAYS bring my GIANT bag with everything i think i may need in emergency situations. I swear i will have sustainable rations, a bed, a bath and several battery 🔋 packs to recharge my phone. JUST IN CASE........ 💛☮️💛 Of course I'm never the one who takes it to the car. I have my servants for that 🤣