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I would suspect some kind of acidosis from the acid in the lemon

They just described waiters lmao

justin was high as fuck for this

"I don't fucking do that anymore" I'm in tears

As someone that used to work at CFA you'd actively have to try to mess up our line. 😂 Unless you have two Daniels in a silver toyota truck it's absolutely not going to happen. CFA lists down the car brand, color, and type (sedan, truck, etc) as well as the person's name. If you got to the drive-through window either we're tremendously slow that day or someone on bagging messed up and we'll throw whatever you said you were missing at you without asking too many questions. In my two years working there I've only ever had three times where it wasn't extremely apparent which car it was.

secret's out, chicken man

I Definitely know someone who put pudding on his salad because he thought it was salad dressing at a salad bar. This was over 20 years ago and is to this day one of my mom’s favorite stories.

...does Justin honestly think you can't say the word "kill" in a PG-13 flick? Does he recall that Raiders of the Lost Ark, the movie that necessitated the creation of the PG-13 rating, features literally dozens of on-screen killings including the hero executing a man in the middle of a crowded street?

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Huge important. Amen.

First comment from an account not named "doug"

Travis tells this story so many times

Low gravity is not the same as g forces.

Man i hate when he does horrible noises in the intro

Picking off the toppings you like off of a pizza someone bought for a more than one person - especially pizza slices you're not going to be eating - and then acting like the victim in this situation when the host rightfully calls out your being a greedy & unaware dick. How do people like this survive in the world?

8:27 god i love justin

I don't have enough white blood cells to donate PLS donate on my behalf ❤ Wish I could!!

I appreciate Travis' reference to Big Iron

So sweet that they got to hang out multiple times after. Rest in peace (a hammock)

4:55 gets me

God I keep forgetting the McElroys are the only other people I know to make Johnny Tremain references

5:41 💀

when i took driver’s ed in high school they showed us that scene from Final Destination but they presented it as an educational video

The first two seconds of this clip are such a treasure, it's been a while since Juice has blessed us with such a pure mid-sentence laugh

shane gillis took his whole show from this bit.

"Kevin." 3:44 Griffins gremlin voice.

“I skipped Wilco to see Hot Mustaed because they’re soooo good music players”

This has aged well given the recent announcement for Magic Kingdom lol

4:27 Justin yelling "PLAN FREQUENT STOPS" lives rent-free in my head and I'm not bothered by that as much as I'm bothered by the kind of life I've led where I'm able to apply those words to A LOT of situations.

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7:57, 9:20 Melinda Davis has to be an alias for Camille Paglia or something because her take was just the kind of gonzo stuff she would come up with.

"Rebeppa!" "Come on."

Not sure they have a choice. It sounds like they could put it in an actual dumpster and they'll just wake up wearing it.

The bit that is "Travis is more comfortable with making it weird than his brothers are" is often great. The "What music does Clint listen to during sex?" question is another example.

The subtle "I'm cold" while talking about "Are You Afraid of the Dark" made me do a shudder. That freaky little kid scared me for years.

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yayyyy, thank you vetondd!

I've a Fedora Well, actually its a Trilby, but who cares

I have an extremely serious job and while listening to this I was trying to hard not to laugh that I started crying and I was shaking and a bunch of my coworkers are now concerned about me. It's SUCH a good bit

Papa's Pizza was a chain in Florida

These comments remind me I’m in the Modren Era of mbmbam

The Burger King I imagine is a medieval kingdom, McDonald’s is a massive city with millions of inhabitants. Mayor Mc’cheese is the political leader, meanwhile Ronald pulls the strings

2 tight 2 'Nanic

"Drink if this oil, for it is my blood" is weirdly a Vin Diesel quote in both Fast 12 and Iron Giant 2.

Am I in a parallel universe or are the McElroys?!

God i hate this awful character