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deadtoadontheroad
Registrace 11. 04. 2024
mr beast give me money, elon musk give me money, jeff bezos give me money, chat gpt write my essays
all videos are satire (covering my ass in case i say something stupid)
all videos are satire (covering my ass in case i say something stupid)
Video
internet beef patty,,,,,its nontoxic you can eat it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!
TIME TRAVEL, MOTHERFRICKER (i love that word)
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TIME TRAVEL, MOTHERFRICKER (i love that word)
look what you did... my eyes are turning red and im about to snap
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look what you did... my eyes are turning red and im about to snap
space travel is a waste of money, i have a better way to do it
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space travel is a waste of money, i have a better way to do it
I Think We Should Try It Again NO ONE WILL DIE THIS TIME
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no one will die this time i promise (gameplay means im too lazy to put effort into videos)
KRIS TYSON CHRIS TYSON AVA CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS
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dont sue me mr beast pwetty pweeeease
sponsored by gfuel gfuel gfuel gfuel gfuel gfuel
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sponsored by gfuel gfuel gfuel gfuel gfuel gfuel
how to turn your anime waifu into a REAL WOMAN!!!!
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how to turn your anime waifu into a REAL WOMAN!!!!
I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT (my strange addiction)
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I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT (my strange addiction)
You Need To Spread Misinformation RIGHT NOW
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You Need To Spread Misinformation RIGHT NOW
THE IRS IS GOING BROKE PLEASE PAY YOUR TAXES NOOOW
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THE IRS IS GOING BROKE PLEASE PAY YOUR TAXES NOOOW
I enjoyed this thoroughly
I heard paper has a lot of protein
noooooooooooooooooooooo . ok
yea, this one time at an old folks home, Janice walked in with a Micropachycephalosaurus
I love microplastics those are my favorite dinosaurs
I LOVE WIKIPEDIA i used to copy essays from you guys in 7th grade THANKS WIKIPEDIA EDITORS FOR SAVING MY LIFE i love you more than my kids
People edit Wikipedia as a legit hobby because they enjoy it, the top 1000 editors make 17.4% of *all* edits to the English Wikipedia, not even taking into account length or quality. So when stuff like a famous death happens they're likely already editing and just happen to grab it first. Bare in mind when you're that level of familiar with a platform you likely know all the shortcuts, key combos and macros to make the work much easier, which to the point you were making in the video *is* actually a job already with lots of variations, there's data entry people, accountants, proofreaders and professional editors. ...You could also just create a script to do this very quickly and I suspect top editors just do that. It's not hard to have a little python terminal open and just execute "died.py" on an article and have it change the language correctly from is to was catching some of the odd linguistic edge cases
I just assume they just know when they died before the news says it like “yeah my spidey senses says that bitch overdosed”
0:02 i think you mean verbs, pronouns are words like "he", "I", "we" and "us"
IVE GONE WOKE NOOOOO
@@deadtoadontheroad To be fair, the edits are probably just as fast when celebrities come out as trans. 😆
God Bless The place i copy all my homework from
YEAH
mrbeast invented youtube
what's ur opinion on the mrbreast drama?
@@thomasthebird08yt mrbeast invented drama
pretty good cover man
i should go on americas got tallent but i have no sad story
I have has had became a jellyfish
thank you tiger lucanchador i love jellyfish
youtube
Know thy deadtoadontheroad, know thy family. A thousand arguments, a thousand victories - Sun Tzu; The Art of War
I really enjoyed watching this shit
You're next
chris chan was my least favorite mr beast member anyways
mrbeast is suing me for $1,000,000
1. I don't have an anime girl body pillow (not because I don't want one I'm just poor) 2. Even if I rented a gf in Japan she wouldn't be Emi Ibarazaki... Soon, my genki crippled track gf, soon shall we meet o'er the hills to be married.
words of wisdom to live by my good sir
uwu
bro yeah, but thats- uh-... kinda... sad Faking having a gf that doesn't even like u? Bro
Next videos turning a (i didnt edit out any word here) stuffed anime doll into a real girl like a Nile red video. It will be at least 2 hours long and be filled with jump cuts and adhd sound effects and edits.
i wish bro . . . ...depression...?
Nothings illegal if you dont get caught
I has have had unlocked the nether, through the power of melatonin gummies
Does this work if she is 79?
yes but only about 60% of the time
covid 20 before GTA6
Nah im good
GOD WHYYYYYY
David's my pookie wookie
david fan club
its ok if the video was lazy mr dead toad, im sure the effort is looking down at us right now ❤❤❤❤
they ain't voting Kanye cause hes black😔 sad to see that rasicism still lives on in America🇺🇸
there are tools provided by google for converting webp to formats like png. they are free and easy to use. just google "webp tools" and you should find them
good gambling tips!👍🤑
Protein
Wait, this actually worked
Fuck president webp, i wont vote for you
100% agree, woman arent real, thats why they dont talk to me
they arent i saw one blink vertically last week. theyre lizard people its scary.
He is the true Giga Chad
We need a Kanye West, Donald Trump and Joe Biden debate/rap battle
im call epic rap battles write that down
true you didn't hit them, ice made the car hit them
Theoretically of course
@@deadtoadontheroad of course
I think you can cut your costs by just giving them tap water
You never question the ways of the master
Uhm,what the sigma,chat is this rizs
yes it is
true, they do be hating
is it ture the story you siad?
can't be true everybody knows he is made out of wood
@@doriancvjetic4639 are you is calls him a liar?
yeah its true
@deadtoadontheroad i am your biggest fan thank you it makes me happy that you love your fans
my fans are sooo awesome
i would win
thank you donathan my sweet sweet commenter
same
I KNEW IT
no wonder why I like the burgers so much
mmmmmm yummy
was i on drugs when i made this
Bros asking us
It do be like that
real
when the A said ill get in the car. i felt that