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This made me laugh so hard. Especially number 10 😂😂😂😂

Think Dick Ins says it all.

5:26

Not the hair 🤣🤣

Funniest man on earth.He doesn’t even have to say a word and I’m laughing .

He lost weight by exercising on stage. 0-o pro comedian move.

Morning! Hahahahaha

My prostate cancer pamphlet was funny. #1 thing was the surgery was going to shorten my penis by an inch or 2. So I was going to have 2 navels?

Ricky is hilarious, always had something unique to say and rant about. Though LOL, in this video, he looks a lot like Elon Musk!

I need this flyer

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only legends fist heard it on XFM

And this hasnt been cancelled by the thought police yet?!

Ricky is just a savage, I love it

#10 had me say "what the fuck", and for some reason imagined a car window.

OK?

Rick has to be one of the best British comedians ever

It’s the little extra bits of humour nuggets that make it.

Someone walking under the window: "That's funny, could've sworn I felt raindrops, but there's not a cloud in the sky..."

Is this leaflet even real. Sounds terribly made up. Funny though.

Stop it, I'm trying to eat my porridge. Lol

Omg hilarious!

I used to work with Ricky and that leaflet was real. All of us were passing ourselves laughing at how ludicrous it was.

This guy is so vanilla and dumb.

HIV, another peddled lie and billions spent on drugs to poison the recipients nothing changes

Surely that leaflet can't be real. Has anyone seen it?

10$ say; that leaflet is fake.

"I can feel it Cumming in the Hair tonight, oh lord "...!

Why not use a Gerbil?

Whenever I see any of Ricky's act (or movies or anything), I can't help picture Karl and what his reaction would be. I bet he is watching and going this, "it's alright"

Lol it’s all about where the cum lands except the first one ☝️

I struggle with deciding if I like Ricky Gervais as a person. He can come across as insecure and consequently spiteful, although I'm sure that's not his intention! He went way up in my estimation when he outed his long lasting seemingly happy marriage to another writer. Marriage takes hard work and commitment to face yourself emotionally and evolve if it is to work. Respect to them both for this. As a comedian though, especially Extras and Derek, when it comes to writing comedy series, his acting is pretty good, but the quality of the Writing (and Direction) eclipses Shakespeare, easily, in my opinion.

Probably one of his best!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the bananas on the back of the card! OMGGGGGG “I don’t trust you! I’m putting on a shower cap!”

1999? Aaaah, yes, what a year that was... Fell 30 meters without a break onto concrete. It was quite fun, really... Landing a little less, but doable. "30, maybe 40 seconds later then" (it looked that long, was more like 5, really ... the adrenaline and testosterone got my brain into 30th gear slowing down everything) ... the pain began. The precise point on which i wanted to say ouch. Well, wanted... my lower jaw did not quite work along. Neither did the rest of my body, for that matter. Yes, great times, indeed ...

So many things deemed too bad for CZcams and are removed but this one has stood the test of time👍

I don’t find this funny.

I just love how he giggles before he reads each one.

Glorious

When you have 8 mintues of charge left

😂😂 fucking melons

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I do Number 10 all the time

watermelon

You HAVE to tell us where we can get that leaflet!

Crikey! That might not have been a pigeon then! 🤢

#3 is funny... but it's referring to oral... /facepalm

Ooh, that’s all repulsive…😬

Surly this leaflet doesn't really exist? Or just a piss take?