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My everyday life 😂😭

It feels like watching a train derail and crash in slow motion, like I see everything, know everything, and feel everything, but no matter how much I try it’s inevitable. I see someone respond and my brain gives me two options, to feel guilty and frozen in that guilt, or to forget it and hand that guilt off to future me to handle.

We are significantly insignificant in the vastness of the multiverse... So let's let loose and just dance like we just don't care! 🕺🏻🪩❤

Stop obsessing please for your own good.

I have symptoms of like both yk?

Well I'm here late to the comments, but I do the delay and guilt all the time. I don't always lie about it, but sometimes I do that too.😪

Pretty accurate except the constant singing, you can’t sing/hum while thinking your brain can only think as fast as you can speak as your thoughts use the same neurons that control speech.

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My whole life....

Be an adult... ok. Get it...

I always find an excuse or reason, really struggling at min and note that when you're single and have no family, no one to do any of the loads whether even a favour or help with a chore

That shirt is perfect.

Facts.

You forgot not have herpes on your lip

Your content scares me at the moment because it's sooooo relatable but I havn't been diagnosed with adhd. I need to talk to my doctor about this

Its not my mom but its my brother lmao

Flat earthers be like: “and I took that personally”

I have several of these that are years old. May never speak to any of those people again, which wasn't the intent... Guess I'll just feel bad about it forever since at least a couple probably don't want to be friends anymoren at this point. 😩😭

I love that song! ❤

"Everyone has the right to make an ass of themselves, you can't let the world judge you too harshly." -harold and maude.

Omg yes I get this all the time. I it is someone who knows me I can just be like: "sorry I read it but I forgot to get back to you", cause they understand. But with people who don't know me that well (and more importantly people I don't know well enough to trust their reaction) I always have a tendency to make up some excuse. Lately I've been trying to just say: "sorry that it took so long to get back to you" and maybe even add a "thank you for being patient"

Yes the microfiber thing Thank you

Oh my gosh thank you I hate big spoons except for stirring ugh and tags too but the only problem I have with cotton balls is the noise

love how they sent you to the office but didnt send him

This is 1000000000000000000% accurate

Sometimes I’m trying to sleep and my brain is like, this is too easy so I’m going to repeat this one line from this one show from 3 years ago or it’s from yesterday but I bet you won’t remember 😊

Yes someone else does it

Facts!

I did this once and I almost started crying cause we were like a hour late and I was so pissy😅

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Same for me, but Saria's Song is also constantly playing in the background.

same, i lie because i'm not able to come up with the explanation right then and there so i just make up some bs instead lol

Wait your telling me that I have wrapped my arms around my head, and I am not the only one

I mean, the bare minimum is your partner not being embarrassed to be seen with you. How is that romantic? If this weren't true, your partner would be an awful person

just a generation of neurotic useless eaters

Me and my wife

This is my life! There's an 80% I got a text 2 days ago that I still haven't responded to.

I found an old letter at a place I used to work that had not been responded to. The person in charge wouldn't respond to it because it was old. Well I would rather at least get an answer if I was the one that sent the letter.

Literallyyy.. I just kinda assume ita due to masking. We live through life to try and mask because our default self is "incorrect" so when your default self made something that cannot be reversed, you're stresses

This is so much me 😒

The audio❤❤❤🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

This an is so me I also have ADHD and I am your number one fan

Omg, this is me 🎉😂

Wait was this not normal??? Did nobody else do this??! 😢

I once MOVED BEDROOMS and forgot, so I spent roughly a week thinking I had two bedrooms, looking for the other one

If you’re like most adhd people he won’t be there next year. We’re unlovable and unfuckable, frankly. Normal people can’t deal with us.

Everyone gets a dopamine and adrenaline hit from confrontation, that is why so many people do it, it is a standard stimuli, and everyone gets caught up in the hit it gives. And why it gets out of hand so often.

Not even a very big rock...

She's so pretty

Bonus points: You have the email and/or text written out...your brain says "Hey you did it!" but in fact, something yanked your attention away last minute in the moment and...it's still sitting there, fully formed, unsent. For like WEEKS. That one's fun.