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PaulSheffield
United States
Registrace 25. 10. 2009
Welcome to the official Paul Sheffield stand-up comedy channel. This is the channel where Paul posts all of his stand-up comedy videos. Paul just released his 5th full length special 'In My Mind' in February of this year. He also launched his new show 'Best Thing on The Menu' on CZcams this year as well. The link to that page is listed below. Paul currently has 6 comedy specials including 5 original albums and one 'Best of' special titled 'Paulished' he released in 2019. "Sheffield Had it Worse" (2010), "Married to the Mic"(2011) are only available on Apple Music and Spotify.
My Wife Has Never Mailed a Letter
My wife is 7 years younger than me, but it feels like a lot more at times. She has never mailed a letter and thinks Lady Gaga is 'classic.' Neither are acceptable to me.
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I can't win any argument with my wife
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My wife's job is way too good. She saves lives, and I write jokes. I can't win any arguments now...ever.
1st Generation American
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First track off my 5th full length special "In My Mind". I come from and immigrant home, so it's a little harder to impress my family with being a stand up comedian. I am the Greekest child though, so at least I have that.
In My Mind - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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My 5th full length comedy special recorded at Wiseguys Comedy Club in their Jordan Landing location. While this is the 5th album I have recorded, it is the 1st album I have ever done that is completely uncut. Nothing from this show has been taken out, altered, shortened, or adjusted in any way. It was one of the funnest sets I've ever done, and I wanted to present it in its purest form. This is...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies would never happen.
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Horror movies are too unrealistic and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies are a perfect reason why I can't get on board with them.
"Paulished" Best of A Decade - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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Paul's full length comedy special of his best jokes from his first decade of comedy. He's produced for albums and this is the best of his best!
Washing Hand and Going Back to the Office
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Talking about some of the changes from the Pandemic.
Crowd work in Ogden got personal REAL quick
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Crowd work in Ogden got personal REAL quick
My co worker laughing at jokes is funnier than ANY joke
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My co worker laughing at jokes is funnier than ANY joke
A True Packer's Fan - Best Of A Decade
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A True Packer's Fan - Best Of A Decade
Sanity At Its Finest - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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Sanity At Its Finest - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
Crowd Work that actually broke me on stage.
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Crowd Work that actually broke me on stage.
A Small HR Issue - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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A Small HR Issue - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
You got to be in shape to do p90x that was a tuff program.
Fuunny! 🤣 keep up the great work Paul
Very funny and truly original 💛😂
Had a prius and could fit 10' sticks of EMT in it along with my tools, pipe benders and wire. After the side job, I'd drink fireball shots on the way home.
I have to say, some of the best comedy I have seen in awhile. You are not only funny, hands down, but also sexy as hell! Good luck bud, you are going places.
definitely worth watching! Good stuff!! 😂😂
Jinkos pockets are so big, there's still a woman pocket deficit
Stereotypes exist for a reason. No big surprise, the douchebaguette who would scream out for an inordinate amount of time for no reason just because the vehicle brand was mentioned, drives a jeep. Probably has ducks all over the dashboard for extra douche points.
Bahablast and cookie dough from Pap Murphy's..marry me lol😂man after my own heart !😊
This is great. You’re quite talented Paul.
David the drawing of the guy's face, abuse part, looks like Joe Pantoliano. maybe he was one of your abusers. so sorry you went through all this, however, made you stronger.
The shirt should say 'well in my mind, people like shirts'.
Make my day 😂 thank you
Are you coming to Denver? Would love to see you live. Great set.
I am literally trying to do everything with my left hand now at 54 in anticipation that I will need them both at some point.
Funny about the prius..... My son had a 2013 Prius and totaled it, and got about 7500 for it. And that was just a few months ago.
I learned the absolute most I ever knew about the tiger King just this second. BIZARRE!!
laughed the whole time... totally underrated
"First 5 minutes are so bad I quit", what were you listening to? Paul was hilarious through the whole show!! First 5 minutes are my favorite!! I'm a mom and had the same conversation with my son when he found his balls 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Patiently waiting for the elevator co-workers.....
You called it
Who's going low & who's going high while the middle class "the muscle" slides rite through
Funny guy!!! Where have you been all my life...following and looking foward to more laughs!
Soft
I gave it a dislike, but he’s pleasant, relaxing, good for a nap. I think there is a place for this kind of comedy, maybe it could be played in elevators or ride-hailing transports. I am glad some people like it, good for comedian and audience. But, I don’t want to wreck my personal recommendations and being pleasant is not easy.
😂😂😂 good to know someone else does not compromise. “Good for a nap” 😂😂😂
fit in a shoe? Not familiar with this?. Dutch Jews? Sooo many better ways to knock Hunakuh, I’d be offended as a comedy viewer, if personal offense mattered. 1) Deal on oil., 2) “ 19:18 of light” celebrated at 1 to 8 candle power, 3) How does one handle fire if Hanakuh overlaps with the Sabbath? 4) Birthday candles but no cake? 5) Good will to all dyslexics, all spellings accepted.
I'm thinking that the audience laughter must be a recording from someone else's comedy special. This guy no funny long time.
So underrated. Keep up the good work
@13:50
You should be at the top and you know it. I think you will become famous. You’re on a different level. Super funny but so clever and incisive. A real treat. Thank you. And I agree, your job is so important, especially these days. You truly matter and bring us the magic of laughter. Your job is indispensable. The population’s mental health is declining and you are helping us all keep our sanity. Respect.
😂🎉😂 this is really good stuff!
It's half 3 in the morning and I have tears streaming down my face imagining the elevator scene. I really hope we get an update one day when your coworkers stumble across this video 😂. I really enjoyed this whole show. Hello from Scotland 👋🏻
5.mins in and no laugh. Thanks anyways
I would be another LOST SOUL if I didn't have my MUSIC and COMEDY..
I'm sad that you're not more popular!!
Funny guy! I like that he poked fun at all equally just like Ricky gervais said “you can make fun of everything” forget victim g-zers although it was actually not even offensive, just cute and funny. Didn’t harp on it. I like him!! Have a laugh and listen, ignore the eye roll-able comments 😂
The dead animal bit😂🤣😂
Fully entertained! ibs is a good starter condition to have- it prepares you for propper illness.i laugh in the face of My Crohns!im a lefty too cheers paul.funny guy
Haha nice intros 😂
Why does he say that so many were “drug against your will”? Does he mean they appear drugged? Or that they were dragged there? Strange… not comedy though
You need to eat fermented foods - Sauerkraut, pickles (in salt, not vinegar), Kimchi, Kefir, Apple Cider Vinegar (not Braggs) and Humm Kombucha. Good Earth Markets in Ogden and Layton have it all. Combine it with the Carnivore Diet then do an elimination diet - Lion Diet.
29:07 Paul: "I didn't bring a lot to this marriage, but I did bring a 25 pound beagle..." Me (an obsessed mother of 2 beagles): "That is the best thing someone can bring into a marriage and more than enough!!!" Paul: "...that's codependent and has to sleep in bed with us" I can 100% relate If you are still reading this comment, I am going to talk a bit about my pups, just because I can. We have had many beagles and currently have two, Joey and Chandler. We got Joey as a puppy and after going back and forth so many times over what to call him we decided on Joey as both a reference to Friends and a baby kangaroo because of his jumping and extreme energy. (Full name according to me: Joey Faf Colby Anderson) (Faf and Colby are short but fast SA rugby legends, and Anderson being our surname) Because I am a heavy sleeper I let him sleep in bed with me so that he could wake me if he needed to go outside during the night. As he grew a bit older, we bought him a doggy bed, but I missed him so I still let him sleep in the bed. A year or two later we adopted another male beagle, about 2 years older than Joey, named Cadey. We felt bad and immediately renamed him Chandler and he has loved and responded to it since day one. When we got him he was well trained to sleep on a dog bed, but I felt that it was unfair so I untrained/retrained him to sleep with me on my bed. Beagles are medium sized dogs and there is more than enough space for all three of us to sleep comfortably in my bed, yet somehow, they figured oit a way to sleep so that I need to contort my body to fit into the smallest spaces available on my bed. They are super loyal and loving dogs and incredibly intelligent. So intelligent that they have figured out that if they play the long game and act like they are the most dim witted creatures on earth they can get away with things because we will underestimate them, and they play the part to a tee. They also know they own the whole house and anytime they do anything wrong we will quickly forgive them because they are adorable! Side note: My brother and his wife got a golden retriever and despite my endless begging for them to call her Phoebe, they called her Chealsy. I have never met 3 animals that embody the characters Joey, Chandler and Phoebe so accurately. Thank you for reading my Ted talk 😂❤
I just scrolled passed your long story but am surprised that you made it to 29 minutes 😂
This guy is absolutely not funny at all
Absolutely? Like, no wiggle room at all?
Haha
Dont laugh
I think a please would go a really long way here.
Paul you should do a T-shirt that says " In my mind a Mug would have been Better "
First of all, promoted. Second of all, then I'd sell more t-shirts than mugs and my wife would be right. I can't allow that to happen. Ever.
What about a mug that says "at least I'm not a T Shirt" 😋
I would go so far as to say- comedians do save lives. The saying goes “laughter is the best medicine” that doesn’t mean curing cancer. It means it makes life bearable so you can continue on. Without comedy or music, life would only be work and home.
It’s even better that’s that. Laughter fosters both mental health and physical health.
.. and Paul is filling prescriptions! ❤❤😂😂😂
Paul you're hilarious 😂
I watched some comedy specials had some laughs and continued to get sicker. I went to the hospital and the medicine they gave me seems to be helping me now.
If you have a bad heart, eat more red meat! 😂
Good comedy. Technical note though: Maybe raise the camera about 1 foot higher so it doesn't look like people are constantly leaving? 🤔🤣
Not funny.
This is hilarious! Loved it
Good stuff. 👍
Funny Paul happened to mention Prius owner’s drinking non-alcoholic beer but it’s true. My landlord did AND he’d arbitrarily lock the laundry room, for no cause but a he could. Once he jumped into his green Prius ( aren’t most of them that color?)after interacting over said laundry area, dropped his glasses, I scooped them up. Later he asked about them ‘cause I was last to see him (and them). NOPE. I see nothing. I know nothing. Time to move…