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This song is pretty accurate to how real landlords are

Bellatrix singing caught be off guard back then. 😂 It didn't even feel like 11 years ago tho~~~ damn life/time.

I'm here thanks to George Constanza

Nice to see king Julien being a little zany

Master and a half"D"D"D"D"D"D

George Constanza brought me here

I thought this David Williams

I'm not a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen, but he hid a good job on this role.

"pipe down chorus boy!"

"Cunning little brain, regular Voltairre, thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there..." GOLD

So long ago yet I still notice small visual gags I hadn't before. My favorite is how the blonde street kid later in the story is the baby they swapped the man's briefcase for.

2:14 4:21

Só eu que achei muito bonitinho a Epónine no colo do pai?

The worst pies in Franceee?

Gotta say this song is done so well if you go and see the musical in person. Sadly this isn’t as good but it’s still funny.

this musical is so weird

Sasha and Helena always make a good team

ほのぼのする😊😊😊

Well, this explains why you are so dumb. Killing your braincells with drugs. Junkie loser. 🤣

Both of them are amazing!!! Helen and sacha!! Esp in Sweeney Todd

Master of the House Lyrics [THENARDIER] My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my inn Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors And they crawl out on all fours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never was a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!) Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! [MADAME THENARDIER, spoken] Oh, sorry love Must get something done about that (sung) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! [ALL] Master of the house! [MADAME THENARDIER] Master and a half! [ALL] Comforter, philosopher [MADAME THENARDIER, spoken] Don't make me laugh! [ALL] Servant to the poor, butler to the great [MADAME THENARDIER] Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! [ALL] Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass [MADAME THENARDIER, spoken] Raise it up the master's arse [ALL] Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

Ya know I was a stagehand for this play in high school, I don’t remember the Santa fucking part

Cohen's Thenardier is not bad, he's just singing too fast, but Helena's mme Thenardier almost makes me snore. Her character was supoosed to be boisterous and loud, why did the movie tried to make her seducing??

There will never be a better version than this

I only know this guy a Monsieur thenardiar and borat

Every time I here this song it reminds me of that Seinfeld episode lol haha 😂

How to murder a song, And that woman who killed Mrs Lovett.

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Thanks Filip

at least he keeps everything in the family 😁

Even with my eyes closed I recognised Sacha Baron Cohen. Love this scene. There is no other role than Monsieur Thénardier that is made for him. It adds a distinctive quality to the character, doesn't it?

Helena Bonham Carter played the incredibly classy and loving Queen Elizabeth, and also the incredibly vile and scheming Madame Thernadier. Remarkable versatility.

Borat

God this reminds me of my current job.

Les Miserables. A story about Revolutionaries as well as a cop chasing a convict during hard times. Everyone suffers as they try to do what they think is the moral thing in a world where morality isn’t always clear. In the end, the only two happy characters are the inn keeper and his wife who cheat, lie, rob Ann’s steal their way across France. Moral of the story? We all end up in the grave eventually so get yours quick and enjoy it while you can.

2:49 🙀 That poor cat!

look touch do

Awww the best part got cut out! The drunk Santa being wheeled away by the braying Jackass!! *Santa, slurring: Errybody bless the lan’lord..* Donkey: HEEEEhaw

Pipe down, chorus boy

Hey look! Pirreli and Mrs. Lovett survived the wrath of Sweeney Todd and fled to Paris and live under assumed names

when helena sings “master of the house” it’s so satisfying

my favorite part of the movie!

The song of AirBNB landlords and crypto bros.

This song is such a earwormer that George Constanza has it stuck in his head for a week. Yes, I arrived here from the jacket episode of Seinfeld.

You can really tell she's in love with Benjamin Barker in this video.

Normally I can't stand or take musicals in general seriously, but I love this tune so catchy and funny 🤣

LE GEUSTE CLIENTS WAIT HELENA AMAZING MOMA THAT HOREHOUSE master house get bet here man drink madame get deserve oscar sasha helen genius that work here drink fun milord arevouir napoleon masterhouse

I hate them so much in the book I love them so much in the movie