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In other words, shall we out ourselves online concerning our plan to do a complete sham green-card marriage? Do you think any of your friends will tattle on us to the Immigration Services? Or family, or anything? Mine definitely don't know I have my boobs on CZcams (now during spring, autumn, summer, other spring, fall, fire, and normal seasons operational only at the Tucked Duck Dutch Zone of your choice. No. 😤 He is pretending to be handsome! I am almost sure of it, now. Catfish me!?!!?! Liar, Luke!!! I gave you the best .. uh.. years.. or... very, very small parts of years of my life by watching your terrible, terrible 🌟🇫🇷French Comprehensible Input🇫🇷🌟 videos that never even taught me how to count to eleven. Luke. No child left behind?!! How do you not remember our beloved president George Hervert Washington Bush being like, "Hey. No child left behind." ???? I can only count to the kitchen seis? No. The kitchen 5. The Hot Kitchen Five, that what everyone calls us. Even though we are a couple, we can get fully equipped in under 60 seconds. With 3 of anything we feel like, you poor miserable wretches. I'm not serious about that wretches thing. I know it's hard being an incel. I was an incel from '91 - '96. I learned so many lessons about how to NOT STALK DUDES. 😢 But I forgot! Now. Back to incel?? Kari, does Luke even want a citizenship or have a foreign one? Don't you think if he was a lying Brit all along, he could have been a lying Canadian or something even worse? Keep an eye on this one or run for your life. He's too handsome for you to make good decisions when you are close enough to feel heat from his body. Kari. You're not gonna last 1 day. He would lure you just to catch you in your most Unbelievable Lie of Your Life: I can remain celibate in his company if he even LOOKS at me weird and is willing. Lie. 😭 A nuns life. Oooh hey I wonder if the leather, pleather, and vleather daddies know about this but let's not try to make them all fall in love with all my boyfriends immediately. We will warm em up slow. I mean.... 😳🙏🏼🙄🙏🏼❤ Boyfriends!?!? What boyfriends? I don't have any boyfriends!! I am a nun. 💯% pure nun. Says it right... ☝🏼 over... here somewhere... Luke marry me, I would desperately beg you to marry me, but I am also kinda sure you are a serial killer. But. 😌 I did see that you have been mangeing your CERIES ET YOURT, so....! ? Maybe you really CAN change your ENTIRE FOUNDATION of breakfast for your life. Ugh. Please marry me. I tried to get myself a ring, but I already had one and it seemed like a waste to just get a fifth after I already got that one for my lil' LA Brunette Ballet Barbie, and the Swarovski ®©™ ✓ brand one that looked dark purple in bright light and white in medium light, and the antique one with garnet and inlaid seed pearls. A one two three four FIF!? Kari?! Engagement ring?! 💍?????!?!! Use the ones you have, fool! Then I thought about getting 'em out of storage and ... I was like Commcomme comme Naw I don't care that much about jewelry. Jews vs. Jewelry for me? I choose the Jews every time. They frequently comme with jewelry. LUKE comme de f*ckdown to SoCal, and I will have you for diner. And dejeuner. And grand dejeuner. But NEVER 👿🏏 petit dejeuner because it is TOO EARLY IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD FOR THAT. Luke, marry me. I will beg.

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Darn you! I wanted to be the one to make this joke.