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Kinds of Kindness | First Thoughts
I need a nap...
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Kinds of Kindness EXPLAINED
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Well, what in the world was all THAT about? Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
A Quiet Place: Day One | First Thoughts
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Shhhhhhhh! Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
Let's Play Backyard Baseball... AGAIN!
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Maybe I am a gaming channel now? Who knows... Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
The Bikeriders | First Thoughts
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Tom Hardy back on the big screen with another mumbling Italian-American accent - you KNOW I'm pumped! Deep Fried Thoughts Podcast: www.youtube.com/@UCuISQLmeOkqErioEEXg8fDg Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
Animal Farm (1954) | Drunk Review
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Alcohol, politics and a kids movie from the 1950's - WHAT COULD GO WRONG!? Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
Tuesday (2024) | First Thoughts
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I don't remember any of it... For you this was the most important day of your life... But for me... It was Tuesday. Deep Fried Thoughts Podcast: www.youtube.com/@UCuISQLmeOkqErioEEXg8fDg Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
Let's Play Backyard Baseball!
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Am I a gaming channel now??? No... Not really... But this seemed like a fun idea. Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
How to Get Your Film into Festivals
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This is how it's done! Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
The Watchers | First Thoughts
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In a Violent Nature | First Thoughts
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I have a cold but I powered through for you. You're welcome. Merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Patreon: www.patreon.com/SimonsRants
The Garfield Movie (2024) | First Thoughts
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Furiosa | First Thoughts
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VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor? REVIEW
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes | First Thoughts
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes | First Thoughts
Late Night with the Devil | First Thoughts
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Late Night with the Devil | First Thoughts
Sorry for the re-upload, but I think I fixed the problem - no thanks to CZcams which still hasn't gotten back to me at all...
Why dose Patrick Star look like that?!😮
Drugs.
I grew up with the 1950s version . Even though i was born in 92 rhats the version i think is the best .
I can fix that last set of lyrics! My aunt came back (My aunt came back) From Kalamazoo (From Kalamazoo) And she brought with her (And she brought with her) A small kazoo (A small kazoo)
Wee Sing: Danganronpa 😆
Wally Wood left Marvel because he wasn't getting the proper credit. He was plotting and drawing Daredevil and was only getting credit for the artwork.
I have a soft spot for Basset Hounds. Such good doggos.
The dog takes a life! The dog takes a life!
If only Wee Sing could be more like Danganronpa.
I get aggravated about the "aspect ratio" thingy... I'm gonna hafta learn WTH that is and how to deal with it... CZcams will stretch out some videos and eff up the text etc....
Great analysis man. I also noticed even though the stores are different they all contain similar motifs. - dogs -feet (plemmons injured foot, Emma stones daughter has foot injured during ballet, Emma stone pukes on her husbands foot) -cuts or slits in skin (Jesse plemmons has split scar from car wreck, Emma stone splits a dogs arm with a knife, Jesse plemmons shoots a wound in man’s hand during traffic stop) - songs about people being either freed OR kept in control -first song is about “coming back into my arms again.” -third song “brand new bitch aka female dog” includes the lines “doggy with new leash I am free and yummy.”
Oh and Emma stone splits her stomach to take out liver which goes with split in jesses scar and hand wound and dog wound that Emma sliced
Yep, there’s also connections with dreams and food in each one too!
With several complaints, one would think that CZcams would improve. On the other hand, Google is also known for not having humans at their help desks.
Do you think you could review Tommy Weasau's The Room?
I have the best news for you
@@SimonsRants You had done it already some years ago!
Not gonna lie! Placing in those Bleeps to Peter Rabbit's song really cracked me up! 🤣
Reminds me how yuji naka gets credit for sonic when the credit should go to naoto oshima and Hirokazu Yasuhara
Sorry about the weird frame rate in the First Thoughts videos lately. The videos I'm uploading are 30-60 fps but for some reason don't show up that way on CZcams. I've been in contact with support and they said they're working to fix it. Hopefully they do because it's annoying lol Hope you enjoy the videos anyway!
All this time people thought Stanley was an icon in a genius. But in reality he's just a very early pioneer of the exact same concept as AI... I have this idea. Do it. Get it done. Idea comes to fruition: I created this
There not in the batman museum there in the haunted house on the other side of the batman museum
Your commentary is great. Love this series.
Thanks! Glad you’re enjoying it :)
That team was trash
Your team is trash
Oh my God, you're twisting the truth here for a hate video. Yes, Stan was a credit hog. Yes, Stan was a big personality in an industry of not as public seeking people. Yes, he publicly lied about how much involvement he has with quite a few characters. He's also someone writing damn near all the books at once with rare exceptions during the early 60s. He's also someone who added dialogue and came up with the initial concept, even if it changes up to printing press time. He's a man who takes up alotta space on the page and the public eye, but that nursing home suit was fraudulent. That's bullshit. He's essential to Marvel's success while also being a flawed dick. Let's be for fucking real here
This and the first live action Scooby film are the only things with Scrappy in it that I can tolerate.
I💗 Shinzon Tom Hardy is my current "Love"💗😉
23:04 The bar represents bohemian grove??
I agreed with everything you say, but without Stan Lee, Marvel might not had made it this far
He certainly was a good salesman
I love this story! And I love this film! Not subtle at all in some areas, but very enjoyable and makes it easy to understand there are problems with any political system. They're all crap becaue people are crap. Just pick one and roll with what works long term.
I really enjoyed the movie too, and I’m bummed that I didn’t grow up watching it. I would’ve absolutely adored it as a kid.
The gay lovestory between the actor and the author of the play runs parallell the story.
Wasn't this film funded by the CIA?
Partially, yes!
"Norio has a guarantee - no nightmares. Without enthusiastic consent (what they laugh at us, so we give it enthusiastically, not constrained or terrorized), the nightmare is immediately stopped." Do you like lying? That's what they will say at the beginning, that only those who want enter, that only those who want can enter Lucifer's virtual artificial digital universe. Because then, depending on how many atheist cattle have marked themselves with Lucifer's seal (because only with it you enter and exist in that virtual universe), declare, through martial law, the so-called obligation for all. Of course, that's what the occult wants, but of course it won't happen because nothing that a human being doesn't want can be mandatory in this world! Atheists will enter Lucifer's digital universe, but only them, a small number compared to the burning desire of Lucifer who wants us all on earth. Atheists will become demon-possessed zombies, left without divine protection, and the others, uninjected (because without the vaccine that has everything necessary for entering into symbiosis with Lucifer, the satanist government digital camp that you enter with the seal and the only one that could to bring Lucifer's eternal Empire on earth would not be able to resist, it would quickly dissolve), they will make their own associations (the primitive arrangements with the nucleus in the family, and all the families with the nucleus in the common hearth of the community) in which they will start all over again. There will be two systems in parallel, that of Lucifer and that of free people (or we will reach the implosion of Lucifer's system, we still don't know which direction the situation will take). No longer having the right to their illegally made digital money or to the properties stolen by the Satanist government, Lucifer's system (that is, if everything doesn't get lost and everything doesn't go into a global revolt with very... diverse consequences and with the recovery from system of personal rights and assets meanwhile all canceled and plundered), humanity will begin a new era, the era under the protection of God and not of Lucifer as it was in the last millennia. People will start to relearn to build their little houses from the riches of nature, to cultivate the earth, to harvest the good things, to enjoy them in their simplicity and a quiet life in the family, in tiny groups, not in the order of dozens, hundreds thousands and millions of people from the wrong urban agglomerations that have broken the natural connection of man with nature and divinity, will learn to become united again, to work together, to love, to help each other, to raise their children and to live together in the moral values of God, not in the lies and with Lucifer's silver. Life outside the system is real life. Anyone who is in the system and receives a salary from the system is a dead man because he has to answer the call of Satanist governments which means total slavery. He who is his own master is the only one who can remain free, even if he dies of hunger (but he never dies of hunger on this divine and fruitful earth!). Those who grow their own food will never be defeated by the system. This must be the future and not the one from the satanist documentaries that satan's occult is shoving down our throats. At minute 1.30.22 we also see the result of the system's lie: although he assured us that he will enter our minds only for good things and positive announcements, some things appear in Paul's mind against his will. Of course, at the declarative level it will be about noble things, in reality, once the acceptance is given for the implantation of satan's seal 666 with bioluminescent luciferase under the skin on the right hand or on the forehead, the digit without which you cannot exist in Lucifer's virtual government , you will not receive flowers and candies, beautiful movies and beautiful songs there. You will be connected to his Mary, Total Darkness, Lucifer, you will live and feel all that is the Lucifer entity and you will never die because... Welcome to Satan's Eternal Kingdom! To see how you will look from the moment you surrendered to the demon Lucifer with the injection and then with the acceptance of the government digital and the 666 seal, look at the groups of trembling zombies, starving, soulless, without divine glimmer, without breath , between the worlds, neither dead nor alive from the end of the Game of Thrones series (another satanist documentary, although very pleasant and excellently made) and you will understand which side you chose to be on. The Satanists even show us the bioluminescent luciferase with which they will imprint the atheist cattle when applying the seal: the luminous bracelet on the left hand that they all wear. And the luminescent indigo and pink colors on the bracelet will probably also be the colors that will light up under the skin with every scan of the cattle entered under the eternal jurisdiction of Lucifer. The title that Paul wanted for his book before he sold himself to the devil (he also had a luminescent bracelet on his hand) was "The Dream Scenario", but the system changed it without announcing it to "I am your nightmare". Because that's how she always does the occult: she baits you, tricks you, catches you, then spits you out and uses you as she wants. And you can't say anything because you signed believing in the promise of "Norio", Lucifer's artificial intelligence program: "without enthusiastic consent, the nightmare is immediately stopped." The documentary ends with a truth: "Once you've connected in the dream, Norio will do the rest..." Once you've logged into the digital satanic government, Lucifer will do the rest… This illuminati documentary is as sinister and scary as the documentary Leave the world behind. It's rough and, if you don't have the code I just gave, you're left with a nauseous feeling, something oppressive, unanswered, something that has contaminated you. There is nothing good, nothing beautiful in this documentary precisely because its scenario is an evil one. It is very possible that this one will also receive the Oscar in 2024 because the agenda in the film is too important for Satanists: Lucifer's virtual government. Unfortunately, you will not find the decoding of this film anywhere else, but for now only here. Why? Because humanity does not accept that the final plan of the N.W.O. it is the taking over of our bodies and souls by Lucifer which only happens under certain conditions: - pandemic occurred only and only at the snap of the fingers of the occult - vaccination with nanotechnology and satan's blood for transposition towards the total possession of man by Lucifer and his demons - creating the virtual government and moving life into this unnatural space - the regimentation of people in the satanist digital virtual government - application of the 666 stamp for logging and accessing all the elements of life moved into this artifice of life - and therefore passing under total domination in the eternal Kingdom of Lucifer. And now briefly, so that I can understand better. In the documentary Dream Scenario it is about the acceptance of artificial virtual life. And what is not said in the film, but is being realized right now, is that one can only enter the artificial virtual life injected with satanic nanotechnology, only by "logging in" with the seal (a unique identification code) and only if certain mutations have occurred at the DNA level that allow the physical, mental, spiritual, emotional connection of the sealed with Lucifer himself and his demons. In short, the takeover of the earth by Lucifer and his demons. All with "enthusiastic consent"! :)))
“Nobody likes me everybody hates me” THEY PREDICTED MY SINGING MONSTERS
The damage to the S. S. Minnow was more than just a two-foot hole in the boat. Gilligan turned the whole boat into dust. In an early episode Mary Anne was making pancakes and Gilligan found tree sap for syrup that tasted sweet, but it turned out to make a better glue. So, the Skipper and the Professor coated the boat with it, but when it dried boards sprang off and crumbled. Gilligan only managed to save the steering wheel.
The most confusing thing for me was that it doesn't seem to be about anything really, just literally "what would happen if this phenomenon actually occurred" I got a strong "metaphor" vibe throughout the whole movie, but it ended up being more of a realistic "what if?" scenario. Good video, though, drew some lines for me.
You’d be surprised I’ve seen modern day bonehead teens act and behave just like that, low iq individuals (machine like almost) lol!
I love hollywood films of the 60s. It was the transitional decade from old hollywood to modern films and acting. My top 10:- Psycho 2001 Midnight Cowboy They Shoot horses don't they? Butch cassidy and the sundance kid The Hustler In cold blood Rosemary's baby Dr Strangelove The Apartment
Agree, some really good moments, but it missed something through out. In the end, it didn’t bring me to its message, I brought myself to my own message: Death is pain for those who live on. Life is pain for those who are dying. Either way, the performances were great, loved Death, but the writing, oof.
Probably will be unique enough to become a cult classic of sorts. But unfortunately, uniqueness was the only thing it had going for it. Which is a shame, because it really could’ve been great.
I loved you interpretation! It's the best I've ever seen from this movie!
Thank you so much!
I’ve been on a roll with Jim Carrey lately, and as of now I haven’t watched Man On The Moon, Fun With Dick & Jane, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Majestic, The Cable Guy and How The Grinch Stole Christmas yet.
Those are some good ones! Check ‘em out!
BooBoo Stewart went from Descendants to this live musical (I know not everyone likes Descendants but still)
The creators of black sails admitted that the entire series was a clever prequel to treasure Island
This was great. I played this a lot when I was younger. I'm sorry you have been sick.
Thanks! And glad you liked it. Maybe I’ll play it again
So it's that easy? I should've never gotten rid of my short films. 😖
It's pretty simple! So I wouldn't give up on it if you're still interested!
Where did the "flabbergasted" thing come from? I've been trying to remember for months.
Sorry, this video is a few years old so I don’t remember everything said in it. What’s the flabbergasted thing you’re talking about?
5:35
Oh, I wasn’t quoting anything lol if it was a quote by accident I don’t know what it is.
Just finished watching your latest video on submitting your film to festivals. A lot of good information in there, thanks for sharing. Didn't get a chance to watch it any of the festivals. Will you be releasing your movie anywhere else, like Patreon?
Glad to hear you’re interested in seeing the film! We’re currently discussing a couple different options considering distribution but it should be up somewhere by the end of the year depending on what deal we go with. I’ll keep you updated!
@@SimonsRants Awesome, thanks. I look forward to watching it.
Preach!
I don't get why people hated his apology, it was a bit self serving but just a bit Most of it was sincere and kinda compassionnate since he didn't really know the pain people suffered
I mean, I don’t know how I genuinely felt about it one way or another but the movie portrays it as bad. So that’s how you’re supposed to take it. They made it seem as everyone took it as cringey. And it kinda was. I don’t know if it wasn’t at all genuine, but it was supposed to come across as out of touch. And I think it did.
While I love this movie and have major fondness for it, I will admit that this is the adaptation I go back to the least. Something about other adaptations like Disney's Return to Oz, Legends of OZ: Dorothy's return, The Muppets Wizard of Oz, The James Franco prequel, And many more always interested me more and kept me invested more. Hell, Even the Tom and Jerry version of the same film I remember more. I think I like other versions because they took risks, pushed the story to it's limits, and got creative. By today's standards and Mine, the 39' film is the Safest and The weakest OZ film. Again I will say that the 1939 movie is still a classic and a Technical Landmark but it's not without it's flaws and the version I go back to the least.
Mark's character is confusing
I will admit that this is my least favorite of the very early VeggieTales episodes but I still have a bit of a soft spot for it. A+ Reaction, Dude.
Glad you enjoyed it!
@@SimonsRants Yeah. I can't wait for you to get to Larry boy and the Fib from outer Space. It was my very first VeggieTales episode.
Well thats 2 hours im never getting back, would have had more fun watching an ant move around
But pennywise literally eat them
She ate Dawes Sr