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Bill Hicks - How many smokers do we have tonight?
How many smokers do we have tonight? I don't give a fuck!
Detto da uno morto di cancro al pancreas fa un certo effetto. uno a zero per il fumo. maledetto!
fanculo, c'è di peggio al mondo
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Komentáře

  • @rexrodecolt
    @rexrodecolt Před měsícem

    10/10

  • @davidohare5434
    @davidohare5434 Před měsícem

    Bill was a legend. Had the pleasure of seeing him live here in England. Can you imagine what he would have done with the plandemic had he been here? Love and respect to the funniest man out of America in years x

  • @littledude000056
    @littledude000056 Před 5 měsíci

    One of the best 10 mins of comedy 😂

  • @DaddyDethMetal
    @DaddyDethMetal Před 9 měsíci

    Thanks to Bill Hicks I can make the 2 lighter joke and nobody seems to catch the reference

  • @andrewdeangelo1
    @andrewdeangelo1 Před rokem

    7 Years? So 39? I smoke all day and don't die like that.

  • @dyllanhill109
    @dyllanhill109 Před rokem

    If you’re *going to be* smoking out of your throat, maybe it’s time to quit

  • @Youareanexperiment
    @Youareanexperiment Před rokem

    Legend❤

  • @smithsj227
    @smithsj227 Před rokem

    *1:50* He's describing Karen's before we had a phrase for them lol

  • @freedom_rock18
    @freedom_rock18 Před rokem

    Well now I think I’ll smoke a bowl of weed then maybe a cigarette

  • @johnwow2646
    @johnwow2646 Před rokem

    I smoke Lucy straights through my trake hole in my neck! God I love smoking!

  • @Nexus_Sage
    @Nexus_Sage Před rokem

    Genius!

  • @brandonshady1729
    @brandonshady1729 Před 2 lety

    Who did this first, him or Denis Leary?

  • @adamcheck4941
    @adamcheck4941 Před 2 lety

    The treat of a shorter life is one of the very things that makes smoking cool because it implies a certain nonchalance about death thus it's cool.

  • @rat_king-
    @rat_king- Před 2 lety

    we need more philosphers to add to this.

  • @natedoherty3462
    @natedoherty3462 Před 2 lety

    If generation x had a representative, Bill hicks and his smoking bit would represent them.

  • @bubz4196
    @bubz4196 Před 2 lety

    I have to admit he does look like alex jones when he was young

  • @DeckMower
    @DeckMower Před 2 lety

    This guy would make a great controversial radio show host one day. I'm rooting for him.

  • @DopamineOverload
    @DopamineOverload Před 2 lety

    RIP, genius. We miss you terribly.

  • @bigbadangelo949
    @bigbadangelo949 Před 2 lety

    6:09

  • @robertfogelberg7538
    @robertfogelberg7538 Před 2 lety

    Dei geni erano italiani israeliti ma italiani

  • @tyler5755
    @tyler5755 Před 2 lety

    BILL HICKS IS ALIVE AND WELL!!! BILL IS A CIA AGENT ALL ALONG czcams.com/video/tuTZW3N6FRs/video.html

  • @Formakiwi
    @Formakiwi Před 2 lety

    I miss the "Yul Brynner" version of this routine.

  • @Magnum4550
    @Magnum4550 Před 2 lety

    Pozzetto e Villaggio l'hanno ripresa simile in "Le comiche 2".

  • @ShawnJonesHellion
    @ShawnJonesHellion Před 2 lety

    the belief death is real makes it so. he wanted to escape this hell didnt he? i bet you all do.

  • @gussstavo
    @gussstavo Před 2 lety

    hahahaa my wife is the worst kind of non smoker

  • @funnybonesbuck1745
    @funnybonesbuck1745 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @punishmentforall
    @punishmentforall Před 2 lety

    Any idea when this was aired?

  • @LupoRusso5
    @LupoRusso5 Před 2 lety

    È la prima volta che vedo\ascolto Groucho Marx. Il suo stile e quello di Woody Allen mi sembrano molto simili.

    • @albertovasile3966
      @albertovasile3966 Před 2 lety

      Woody Allen è l'esempio del genio che ruba ma non copia ai suoi modelli

    • @tassarone
      @tassarone Před 2 lety

      È venuto prima groucho idiot

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 Před rokem

      Infatti Woody Allen è talmente un fan di Groucho che usò il titolo di una canzone del film dei fratelli Marx "Horse Feathers", per dare il nome al suo film musical del '96 "Tutti Dicono I Love You", nel quale c'è una scena di ballo dove tutti indossano una maschera rappresentante il mitico Groucho!

  • @tarikmounih3559
    @tarikmounih3559 Před 2 lety

    King of stand up comedy 😅👏👑

  • @semperfiarcher
    @semperfiarcher Před 2 lety

    32 years and gone from pancreatic cancer. :(

  • @giannaguascagni5300
    @giannaguascagni5300 Před 2 lety

    Age of gold: people are valued for what they know; Kali yuga: people are valued for what they own. This guy will prolly be the last prophet for a while, trust the guy on human traffic man..

  • @jakobneville2917
    @jakobneville2917 Před 2 lety

    Cigarette: A 🔥 at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

  • @moaningpheromones
    @moaningpheromones Před 2 lety

    If you take your stand-up seriously - you've really got to think hard about where Bill Hicks sits amongst the greats. As good as Carlin? Bill had talent - if he was alive now no question he would be better known as one of the best ever.

  • @MattiaF89
    @MattiaF89 Před 2 lety

    it's harsh how the line "I'm no doctor, but I've seen one on tv" it's even more actual now than then

  • @maximixband
    @maximixband Před 2 lety

    Many idiots comments about Hicks life just FUCKING MORONS . U are not even a spit of his talent and life itself ... losers!

  • @Uncivilize
    @Uncivilize Před 3 lety

    This is so pertinent right about now

  • @lololmandar
    @lololmandar Před 3 lety

    Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as scholshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya Bout the raising of the fist Socrates,himself, was permanently pissed JS Mill of his own free will On half a pint of Shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey a day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am" Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed

  • @themisfitowl2595
    @themisfitowl2595 Před 3 lety

    Question: Do you smoke? Me: Not tobacco... lol. Seriously though, I won't touch tobacco/nicotine. I've seen too many of my own family die of lung cancer and heart problems to go down that path.

  • @duanemartin7742
    @duanemartin7742 Před 3 lety

    Who the fuck is Alex Jones? Comedian I assume. Never even heard of him. But .. I didn't hear Hicks til 2001.. which fucking sux cuz he's the best.

  • @dfbess
    @dfbess Před 3 lety

    I was up to 3 packs a day.. stopped in 2011 not because anyone asked me to, I just got sick of waking up coughing and reaching for a cig..

  • @micl5078
    @micl5078 Před 3 lety

    That was the stapler guy from office space

  • @giusepperesponte8077
    @giusepperesponte8077 Před 3 lety

    “Shit you’re lucky you don’t smoke” to me this is the best punchline ever. I’ve never laughed so hard from one line.

  • @sergiococo8998
    @sergiococo8998 Před 3 lety

    Luca bizzarri e Paolo kessisoglu non mi stanno particolarmente simpatici comunque questi video mi fanno tornare adolescente.

  • @LaPortaDellaLuce
    @LaPortaDellaLuce Před 3 lety

    Il governo Draghi! 😂

  • @clintonsmith5163
    @clintonsmith5163 Před 3 lety

    The real reason that smokers hate non-smokers is because they know that the preachy bastards are right. The non-smokers are right, the smokers are wrong. The truth is often annoying. Regardless, Bill Hicks is one of the funniest people I've ever seen.

    • @deannarounds3295
      @deannarounds3295 Před 2 lety

      One thing I hated when I smoked is that non-smokers are often so rude. If my smoking bothered you ask me to put it out but telling me to put out that stinking cigarette was only going to make me smoke more. And if I am in my own office smoking and you come in and dislike smoke perhaps you should call and ask me to come to your office where I would never have thought of smoking since it is your office. Just be kind.

    • @kensurrency2564
      @kensurrency2564 Před 2 lety

      What is right or wrong? Is it right to judge someone for each Coca Cola they drink? Different poison, still chronic disease. Be careful with the word Truth.

    • @mfzoom5401
      @mfzoom5401 Před rokem

      @@deannarounds3295 Did any alcoholics or coffee drinkers pour their beverage of choice into your mouth? Or did your secondhand smoke infect their lungs? Just a thought.

    • @deannarounds3295
      @deannarounds3295 Před rokem

      @@mfzoom5401 Ij ust never understood the need to be rude. I have not smoked for 32 years now and I still would not treat a smoker like I was treated. And alcoholics get in cars and drive and kill people. I don;t drink coffee so cannot speak to that. It costs nothing to say please do not smoke around me I don't like it.

  • @deathakid
    @deathakid Před 3 lety

    he always looked like john ritter to me

  • @switchbladeactiondance

    i use to love driving drunk. Felt guilty🙃🤫😱 But 2 years dry. Got a weed IV tho..💥💨

  • @switchbladeactiondance

    Grazie. ODanke. Thankx. Alowha

  • @incrediblec872
    @incrediblec872 Před 3 lety

    Bill Hicks and George Carlin can literally go down in history as two of the greatest comedians EVER😂😂💯💯💯🤞🏾🍾🍾🍷🥂

    • @switchbladeactiondance
      @switchbladeactiondance Před 3 lety

      nah.

    • @leonbarrett3359
      @leonbarrett3359 Před 2 lety

      Bill Hicks could never be compared to George Carlin in terms of hilarity. When it came to performing live in front of an audience, comedians like George Carlin and Richard Pryor were in their own REALM.

    • @Sagittarius-81
      @Sagittarius-81 Před 2 lety

      And, Seth Rogan, and Bill Burr, and Louis CK, and Zack Gallifianakis.

    • @pikasnipe1
      @pikasnipe1 Před 2 lety

      @@Sagittarius-81 barf on seth and zach. Find a better class friend.

    • @Sagittarius-81
      @Sagittarius-81 Před 2 lety

      @@pikasnipe1 I AM the class.