Jesse Welles
Jesse Welles
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The News
Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There’s a T-Rex, Hannity, and a Megalodon
Well it’s my money and I need it now!
They’re eating there young, it’s a real chow-down
ABC CNN CBS Fox
I don’t care, you know they all suck
Turn on the news.
I wanna hear the heads talk.
You’re entering a no-spin zone
So if you planned on spinning
Boy you’d best go home
We’re keeping you informed:
Here’s a breakdown of the facts:
We got new developments:
And we’ll be right back.
Ancient lizard babes with a bug in their ear
Just feeding you lies and spooning you fear
Familiar folks, all coming to you live
It’s the same old folks with a brand new lie
Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There’s a Brett Baier, Ann Coulter, and a pteranodon
Well it’s my money and I need it now!
They’re eating there young, it’s a real chow-down
ABC CNN CBS Fox
I don’t care, you know they all suck
Turn on the news.
I wanna hear the heads talk.
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Dupont
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Downstream from deceit Downwind from lies Yer life’s always for sale And the price ain’t all that high Dupont The duplicit, dirty dog Dupont Your “forever chemical” friend Dupont It’ll grow on you All good things ‘a gotta come to an end It’s a classic tale It’s a common theme The American Nightmare’s Still a dream Even if only technically. I’d love to wake up, If I could only sleep Dupont Where...
God, Abraham, and Xanax
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God, Abraham, and Xanax
Fat
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Fat
Happy Mother’s Day
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Happy Mother’s Day
Payola
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Payola
Whistle Boeing
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Whistle Boeing
The Olympics
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The Olympics
Fentanyl
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Fentanyl
Cancer
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Cancer
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War Isn’t Murder

Komentáře

  • @jacobwalden8363
    @jacobwalden8363 Před 56 vteřinami

    Bro wtf I just found you on my feed. You rip like Dylan fam

  • @jacobwalden8363
    @jacobwalden8363 Před 6 minutami

    That shit is hawt 🔥 More of this shit brother

  • @davidlanham99
    @davidlanham99 Před 15 minutami

    The best.

  • @ravenna6543
    @ravenna6543 Před 42 minutami

    Jesse would 100% be able to bend the spoon first try

  • @DONTctVT
    @DONTctVT Před 57 minutami

    more pliss

  • @doessheedo
    @doessheedo Před hodinou

    I'mma be getting all the relevant updates about the world from this channel from now on

  • @forsimack3993
    @forsimack3993 Před hodinou

    That intro hooked me straight away the rest is just class

  • @NotaDrDoom
    @NotaDrDoom Před hodinou

    Good tunes my dude keep it up!

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 Před hodinou

    Yeah this guy is an underground king protest musician. This is GREAT.

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 Před hodinou

    Dude is catching lightning in a bottle right in front of our eyes.

  • @toniabarksdale5219
    @toniabarksdale5219 Před hodinou

    All those complex chords are amazing. And… according to Woody Guthrie “folk music is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable”

  • @CountDankula0
    @CountDankula0 Před 2 hodinami

    My right ear enjoyed the song (no left side audio ) Nice song though

    • @stae24
      @stae24 Před 2 hodinami

      i think your headphones are broken because there is definitely left side audio

    • @EpicGamerMan
      @EpicGamerMan Před hodinou

      @@stae24 I think it's slightly louder on the right

  • @andrewsullivan6371
    @andrewsullivan6371 Před 2 hodinami

    banger

  • @banjocinema1954
    @banjocinema1954 Před 3 hodinami

    good shit

  • @user-ro9lu7uo1j
    @user-ro9lu7uo1j Před 3 hodinami

    WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE THO LIKE JUST WHERE

  • @IPGI
    @IPGI Před 4 hodinami

    That was neat

  • @kevinerickson2059
    @kevinerickson2059 Před 4 hodinami

    Don't stop don't stop we need your rhymes more now than ever. This this is an insane timeline. Keep singing truth. Thank you❤

  • @trevorhardy3544
    @trevorhardy3544 Před 4 hodinami

    Similar structure to Walking On The Sun by Smash Mouth. Nicely done.

    • @josephr9930
      @josephr9930 Před 3 hodinami

      Not really and Smash Mouth sucks.

  • @simoneanntaylor
    @simoneanntaylor Před 4 hodinami

    Jesse Welles. Voice of the proletariat with a musical panacea to cure all ills. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @davisle4803
    @davisle4803 Před 5 hodinami

    do a tutorial

  • @theaveragegamerno1589
    @theaveragegamerno1589 Před 5 hodinami

    Looks like he knows what he's talking about. Got my attention with the line about narcan and getting sick. Hope you and yours choose life. You made something awesome dude.

  • @flowersforferdinand375
    @flowersforferdinand375 Před 5 hodinami

    To people who don't get it.. He is being sarcastic. But that is kind of the beauty of this - that in the American marketplace it can feel impossible to not feel blamed for being overweight. It is a gaslighting affair. We are a people, just like any other from any country, and yet we are statistically more prone to obesity. So, ask yourself, if we (Americans) are genetically similar enough to everyone else - then why are we more obese? The answer should become somewhat clear.. We live in a system that promotes it, that hijacks our baser instincts and promotes obesity. "It's your own damn fault" is the narrative we consume, and that narrative fattens both our bodies and our egos.

  • @flowersforferdinand375
    @flowersforferdinand375 Před 5 hodinami

    Is this a Husker Du "Turn On the News" reference? My, my.. Never thought I'd see a Dylan-esque Husker Du composition. What a time to be alive. Love it. Also the "my money and I need it now!" line. J.P. Morgan reference maybe? Either way, so good..

  • @user-ig5go6qo3n
    @user-ig5go6qo3n Před 5 hodinami

    When I worked at an investment bank I helped a guy sell his clickbaity left-wing news site. Trump had just lost the election and they had nothing to write about. Revenue had fallen off a cliff. I later learned that before this, the founder had owned a clickbaity RIGHT-wing news site. I don’t consume political content anymore.

  • @bigsnooze3151
    @bigsnooze3151 Před 5 hodinami

    Can we get the lyrics man love this song!

  • @ReichRoller
    @ReichRoller Před 5 hodinami

    Talented kid. Keep doing what youre doing.

  • @freddyfudpucker8154
    @freddyfudpucker8154 Před 5 hodinami

    this dudes voice is fucking sick and he can write too??? rare

  • @evamerida7830
    @evamerida7830 Před 5 hodinami

    every time i see him i think its jim morrison

  • @lebe220
    @lebe220 Před 5 hodinami

    The news: We are in WWIII because Nato wants to be and Western population don´t care.

    • @No_Feelings
      @No_Feelings Před 5 hodinami

      No we aren't take off the tinfoil, it's for cooking not making hats

    • @lebe220
      @lebe220 Před 5 hodinami

      @@No_Feelings The Western fiat money system is imploding and the West is running out of ressources. Are you too young to understand the difference between geopolitics and superstition? Are you too young to see that money, drugs, power, sex and fame cause these problems? Ukraine, vaccination, Gaza...It´s about money! Time to wake up or there will be no time to wake up

    • @Tony-yd1vx
      @Tony-yd1vx Před hodinou

      Yes, it is basically WW3. Currently fighting proxy wars, but it's all the same. SOS.... unfortunately.

  • @picklejho69
    @picklejho69 Před 5 hodinami

    My man coming out with consistent bangers.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 Před 6 hodinami

    Liberal or conservative, all news media outlets are owned by the ultra-rich, so thy will tend to spin the news in the direction that benefits them.

    • @josephr9930
      @josephr9930 Před 3 hodinami

      The right is far more biased, cultish and anti-democratic. You really can not equivocate the two.

  • @monkeebunz8580
    @monkeebunz8580 Před 6 hodinami

    Your muisc is amazing, sounds like good old solo bluegrass. Also your incredible in the arts, its take a lot of skills and knowledge to make a good song on variable topics.

  • @budelmore6286
    @budelmore6286 Před 6 hodinami

    Dude is better than every “artist” today

  • @JimCorrigan777
    @JimCorrigan777 Před 6 hodinami

    You are incredibly talented

  • @mycatis4257
    @mycatis4257 Před 6 hodinami

    This is excellent work! You've got to record an album at some point!

  • @terryrueckert9540
    @terryrueckert9540 Před 6 hodinami

  • @gzeronine9484
    @gzeronine9484 Před 6 hodinami

    Keep em coming bro. This is what the world needs now more than ever. Please, don’t fly in ANY single prop planes also don’t wear a tie in ANY restroom. Thank you

  • @riversart2030
    @riversart2030 Před 6 hodinami

    Lyrical genius, lovely sounding music too.

  • @dzydzy101
    @dzydzy101 Před 6 hodinami

    WOWW

  • @reillymilburn8952
    @reillymilburn8952 Před 6 hodinami

    I love you geetar man

  • @Quadrenaro
    @Quadrenaro Před 7 hodinami

    Chords and lyrics?

  • @freesk8
    @freesk8 Před 7 hodinami

    Nice! The news is propaganda. Biased. No truth-seeking. Just Spin.

  • @nickmukai8507
    @nickmukai8507 Před 7 hodinami

    Thank you jesse

  • @JacePorrata-ux1oq
    @JacePorrata-ux1oq Před 7 hodinami

    Been watching all of ur vids, great stuff man

  • @Rippy31
    @Rippy31 Před 7 hodinami

    Did I hear a little Jimmy Page run in that song 🦋👣

    • @realityjunky
      @realityjunky Před 7 hodinami

      I believe I did, too!🦋💖

    • @Rippy31
      @Rippy31 Před 6 hodinami

      @@realityjunky this last month watching Jesse Wells play his music reminds me of a few years ago when I came across Billy strings playing:"Dust In A Baggie" sitting on his living room couch, good stuff!🦋👣

  • @Sicaughtik
    @Sicaughtik Před 7 hodinami

    You're already a legend in my eyes, Jesse. I'll listen to you forever.

  • @NatYT759
    @NatYT759 Před 7 hodinami

    👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @ryankeenan9282
    @ryankeenan9282 Před 7 hodinami

    CZcams algorithm came in clutch with this one.

  • @Rensra
    @Rensra Před 7 hodinami

    Keeping the tradition of the Great American Songwriter as formative to the voice and progress of the People, and not the shadowy hands of 💯Industry-grade media. ✊ Power with Brother Jesse Welles

  • @northwestalternativemedia2125

    Sick dawg