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"My name is Pizza. I don't look like a monsters do I?" - Maria

that dub ruined my silver daddy's rough voice 💔

what is gyromancy ?

One of my specially selected friends. I did not specially select any of my friends. Anyone who ever wanted to see me more then once who is not related to me, I consider a friend. I’m 24 and thus far I’ve only found 2.

marcille to laios:

Urban with a hard 'r'.

Eddieble

haha

i'm literally urban

Such a nonchalant response.

This town is full of ballas how can you sit there and eat a number 9?

This is funny, but one day we will all die and face the consequences of our actions.

Urban 😮

Kenny and Lee have such a good friendship. i always love their banter.

Bro can find a box a pizza easier than i can find some damn ammo for a pistol and its literally america

Are you serious? Kenny assumes Lee knows how to pick a lock just because he's black?

Louie from Pikmin: Eating monsters is what I do.

Kenny: Jesus, man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out my mouth sometimes. Sorry. Lee: Ugh, just make it so smart shit comes out instead.

"I think that guy's drank too much of the Kool-aid."

Call me stupid but it was just this moment that I realized Lee was Black

I don't get it

this part got me crackin up 💀

Well, dear Harry, to answer some of your questions, there is a Hell On Earth happening in Silent Hill through Alessa's nightmares. You should thank God that you came out of it alive.😈👿👹👺💀☠️👻👽👾😱

Oh, you are NOT saying what I think you’re saying. 😑 Lee 5 mins later Lee: PUT THE GUN DOWN BITCH 🗿

That's probably the most accurate representation of racism in media ever. Not people standing in the street yelling slurs, but honest to God stereotypes that show their ugly heads.

It's great because all three of them spend the intro of the game joking around, chewing the scenery, and being hammy and they don't get serious until after meeting rick in the control room and realizing how crap their mission actually is. Then Regina appears _agaiiiinnn_ in Dino Crisis 2 also joking around because she's already dealt with dinos before and even in that game she doesn't get serious until actual _human enemies_ start shooting at her. In both instances, the team doesn't just spend the entire game fooling around they get serious which is amazing

That's a line for Dante from DMC. He wants to eat pizza, but he's busy combo-ing monsters!

Why does Kenny look like he’s made of clay in the thumbnail.

Should've edited a monster onto Eddie's hand 😂

“I’m like them!” ~Pizza Garland

True story. This was the line that made me side with Kenny, no matter what, for the remainder of the series hahaha

This is actually a perfectly reasonable question. In a town filled with pizza, what sense does it make to eat monsters instead?

Finally i found it

25:00 25:01

Yeah. Who doesn't eat pizza?

In my restless pizza, I see that pizza ... Silent Pizza

Beautiful

wow i always wanted to play millionaire with stewie griffin

Eddie totally looks like someone who could swallow a monster.

This pizza is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat the town?

What game is this

"You're honor, my client pleads not guilty. He is from Florida."

"Google? What's That?" Sounds like 60-70% of Phone a Friends

What does he mean like i dont get it What's an urban person?

And the thing everyone overlooks is that Lee told him he was on his way to prison AND Lee can actually pick a lock so him taking offense is stupid.

this is art

she is like this for most of the game, I'm pretty sure it was meant to sound like that xD I loved regina since this cutscene

How tf did Eddie even got a pizza there?

Tf sz

Nice to see it from your side too!