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ThesaurusOfHumor
Registrace 4. 08. 2016
5640 jokes, read one a day for 15.5 years. Follow my journey and laugh laugh laugh!
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#872! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Big Buddy @zedskidoodle for another great joke!
#386! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Brand New Buddy @eebilu for a great joke!
#3759! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Little Buddy @JamesHermanson for another great joke!
#3860! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Little Buddy @potential_human6510 for another great joke!
#3555! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Brand New Buddy @user-rf5hr6ek8x for a great joke!
#5597!
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Thanks to Little Buddy @DivinityIncarnate000 for another great joke!
#3424! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Brand New Buddy @13chomp4 for a great joke!
#2379! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Medium Buddy @steveclouds for another great joke!
#1931! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Little Buddy @paysongough for another great joke!
#810! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Brand New Buddy @mageparis for a great joke!
#385! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Exquisite Buddy @dangous for another great joke!
#5326! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Little Buddy @TheWizoid for another great joke!
#1413! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Platinum Buddy @Besyatka for another great joke!
#3982! - Thesaurus of Humor
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Thanks to Little Buddy @matthewsisinni5687 for another great joke!
What path will be taken after the Thesaurus of Humor is done? "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost first published in 1915.....Joke 1915 please.
do you have an encyclopedia in your head for dates or do you look things up? your suggestions are always so creative, shame he doesn't read them
@@happyfullfridge No encyclopedic memory here. I made the association to the poem then went looking for dates. 1915 was the first date so I searched and didn't find he had read that joke yet, had he read that joke I would have checked 1916 when a slightly different version was published and had he read that I would have checked Robert Frost's birthday and day he died and seen if one of those numbers would have worked.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and I took a seat
This was a very good joke and even better follow up
That was deep! You were made to be the jokerman. Also, show us the french press!
yes
XD Would you be as kind as to add the joke 5231 to your list?
I'll be even kinder and add 5232 to the list! (that's mostly because 5231's been done)
Jumping beans are a seed pod inhabited by larvae so yeah they kind of are beans
And they're also kind of spiders... I don't like it!!
Would you be as kind as to share the joke 5385? I have a feeling that it is going to be splendid!
5385 coming up! Thank you for your patience, I've got a long list of jokes to read!
@@ThesaurusOfHumor I can imagine ^w^ they are... Hilarious!
Because he’s getting paid to walk a beat!
It's better than being an uninterested grain farmer... All that guy does is balk at wheat!
4445 please
That's been done, but I can do 5444!
Drippy shirt
It's so hot the shirt is melting and dripping everywhere
thanks for the joke! about my name, my little nephew can't pronounce Eve and calls me Eeb, so when I was retiring my old cringey he highschool username and came up with a new one I built of that and came up with something cute c:
That is very cute (and Pokemon like)!
Greetings, good humorous sir, could you please entertain me with the joke 375... 8? XD
Kind and noble buddy, how about I entertain us with joke 375...7? (3758's been done, so that's the best I can do!)
@@ThesaurusOfHumor Thank you sire!
91 degreees!? how are you still alive, i would've almost boiled
91 degrees Celsius! I'm almost literally boiling!
What happened to your ring?! Was it too hot for it?
The sweat on my fingers must've made it slide off!
Omaha boasts a current population of 485,153. We don't get enough 5,000s so lets go with 5,153.
5153 coming up! The people of Omaha will love it.
No Toll Route to Omaha is 791 miles away.......Joke 791 please.
791 coming up! Now I know where you LIVE!
Mr. Funny jokes sir, could you please do the joke 2173?
That's been done, but I can do 2172!!
thought the plumber was just extremely tiny
Could be a normal sized plumber in a giant's house! The possibilities are endless!
Could you do 4213 please
Closest I can do is 4212! Coming up!
He was stone all along...
And yet, even stone laughs at jokes!
br o is to tired for this joke at 02:33 also hope ypur qvest was epic
It was so epic but I can never talk about it
I feel like there’s a good movie idea in a comic that only reads off of an old book. They think they aren’t funny without it but as they run out of material they realize ✨the funny haha was inside them all along✨
The laughs were the friends we made along the way!
782 plz! Also, when will my buddy status upgrade?
Closest I can do is 787! That will be your 5th joke; Upgrade comes at 10!!
Ohh the Chi-cane-ry
I bring the jokes, you bring the puns!
Yummy! A snack for the Hound of Humor.
She doesn't like any of her snacks... :( But she loves to laugh!
2328 please
2328 coming up!!
New viewer here. Tomorrow is a big day for me, so how about 0823?
I hope your day goes well!! 823 coming up!
Love it man❤
Thank you!
Hot chocolate from an espresso machine, the Mormonism is strong in you.
Caffeinated hot chocolate! EXTRA ESPRESSO MOCHA MILK!
W espresso machine big man
It's the little things in life
Meta-meta-humor-humor
Too meta for me, I am very scared!
the ending was crazy aF!
What a twist!!
I dedicate 3851 to your espresso machine. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!
The espresso machine will be so honored! 3851 coming up!
Joke 4188 Please.
Will do!
Well, if anyone had doubts about your credentials as a professor, I think that espresso machine pretty much puts them to bed... the doubts, not the doubters! How about joke 836 (because it kinda looks like bed, to which your espresso machine is gonna put doubts...)
The doubters can go to bed too if they want! Even doubters need their rest. 836 has been done, but I can do 4836! That looks like four beds, which is enough beds for me, doubts, doubters, and espresso machines!
@@ThesaurusOfHumor Do espresso machines dream of steam-powered sheep?
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i agree!
I know this joke... is it repeated in the thesaurus of humor? It wouldn't be the first time, or is it just a pretty good joke that exists in the greater jokersphere?
I've definitely come across quite a few similar jokes throughout this book... I swear I've even seen a word-for-word repeat! I guess proofreaders and editors were in short supply during WWII!
self employed professor of silliness?
Self-employed at the Laboratory of Laughs!
havent heard anything from paysonggough yet interesting, they mustve been quiet for a bit
This was my seccond joke suggestion : )
And many laughs were had!!
Cellular expiration
Molecular inspiration
awwww yay!! (,:
HOORAY!!
doctor of what science o-o?
The Science of Silliness!
this one is just cute
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In sickness and in health, thou shalt laugh together!
Hay Fever first accurately described by Abu Bakr al-Razi born 864 or 865............Joke 865 please.
You've been learning so much trivia lately! 865 coming up!
Who knew exercise was dangous for germs. As a doctor of science you should look into that.
I don't NEED to "look into it" because I'M the one who discovered it!!
Hey, first request from my side #4459
Welcome, new buddy! 4459 coming up!
sorry am not smart :)
Me neither, but we can pretend together!
The bookcases are almost boxes!
If we follow that logic, then everything is almost a box for something! My coffee mugs are boxes for coffee!!
@@ThesaurusOfHumor almost boxes! I wonder how rare a squared mug is
@@13chomp4 So rare that I don't even have any! (Not yet, at least!)
The pure incomprehensibility of that punch line is magical.
Magical indeed, for I am something of a wizard of laughs
I'm more of an Olivetti guy myself, maybe I could find one in arial.
Ariel lived under the sea, but arial lives under the ink!
Underwood Typewriter Company Founded 1898........Joke 1898 please.
Would it surprise you to know that you have already requested 1898? But for this request, I can do 1899!
@@ThesaurusOfHumor Must've been a lot of thrilling things going on in 1898 for me to request it twice.....Typewriters, Diesel Engines..........1898 The Year Of Smelly Fuel Engines & Funky Typewriter Ink Fumes.