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Na du bist jedenfalls nicht geil 😅 hau einfach ab....du bist überflüssig 😂

Gib den Menschen den Shit den du rauchst, dann versteht man dich vielleicht. Du bist doch seit Corona bei Allen durch, wer nimmt dich Luftpumpe noch ernst. Halt dein regierungsbezahltes Mundwerk und befreie deine Umwelt von deinen Aussagen. Ekelhaft, auch mich hast du Luftpumpe persönlich beleidigt.

vor 6 jahren mehr glatze als heute. Haartransplantation bestätigt.

Na, Böhmermann, wieder gegen den Imker verloren😊😊😊😊, das muss sein Ego ziemlich ankratzen❤😂😂😂

Kann der nix frei reden ? Muss man jeden Pups ablesen, wenn es eine EHRLICHE STELLUNGNAHME sein soll? Ich mag Böhmermann absolut nicht und deshalb schalte ich ab - 0:23, ist mir zu doof. Der kann andere Menschen nur nachäffen, sonst nix.

lächerliche Witzfigur.......

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Wie kann sich jemand über etwas Entschuldigung sagen, was noch nicht passiert ist🙃 SATIRE? Oder; Mysterium der Unendlichkeit

Willkommen 2o24 können wir jetzt weitermachen, wenn der Mann auf dem Balkon des Reichstags fertig ist. Macht doch nur dann Sinn, wenn es alle Parteien es so machen würden. Logisch! Sich "hinzuhängen" macht keinen Sinn sich ändern und das BeweisenBelegen können/wollen schon.

N20?!

Ich als einer der Böhmermänner sagt: Klasse (darf ich selfie machen) hahahaha so geil, hahahaha und ja: PRO SPD

Review: 17. Juni.2o24 Kapitalismus frisst die Welt. Punkt. Pro wählen gehen und verbessern. Schlümpfe sind cool, aber nur im Comics 😉 Hier geht es um viel Wichtigeres. UNS! Menschen! Umwelt! Nicht um Apparatschiks und deren bizarre k. u. k. Fantasien, oder? *e*u*r*o*p*a* ist wichtiger denn je.

Jo, Peace out. Wenn der Markt den. von uns allen bezahlten ÖRR übernimmt, wird auch nur das gesendet, was der Medienmogul möchte. Schönen Gruß an die russischen Oligarchen und die italienische Mafia.

Bitte lutsche nicht mehr an Eiszapfen oder Schneekugeln. Es könnte der eingefrorene Urin eines Holländers sein.

Das haben die nun davon, wenn sie Marihuana legalisieren! Busline 90 Peace! Wenn Jan bus fährt, dann brauchen wir hier keine Holländer mehr.

Wenn ich diesen Schmierenkomedianten seh oder höre kommt mir einfach nur is kotzen 🤮 🤮 🤮

Jan Böhmermann enteignen! Staatspropagandisten abstrafen!

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Spacko.

Da gibts auch was von Ratiopharm

Ja wenn's von links kommt ist Propaganda natürlich völlig okay. Extremismus auch. (Satire Off)

Grimme Preis

Ob diese Gedanken noch normal sind ? Irgendwie stimmt da nicht mehr ganz! Ohh Satire hahaha

Jan, lass den żaba los.

what an utter f.... c.... . i got the keys today. and it started off so well. i thought i would hate the garden. but i loved it. i love the birds. but then of coure that utter f.... c.... just left it completely dirty. its not even anywhere close to besenrein. its just filthy. and its way smaller than i thought it would be. im sorry i got us a shit house Jan. its way too small. and i will probalby never have internet. what the f.... . and of course i know that i payed way too much stupid c.... f.... money for it. why was i this thick. i was just fed up with things and so stressed out and i just didnt want anyone getting the house while i say 290000. i didnt want to say 290000 and in the time i say that someone else coming along getting it for 320000 or wha t not. now i dont have anywhere near enough money. and everything is so f.... narrow. i hate it. i hate f.... narrow shit. but i think its good i didnt go and look at it first. because i think if i would have done that i wouldnt have bought it. and if i wouldnt have gotten it then i would sit here now not having a house. so. its okay i guess. if only that f.... c... wouldnt have left it so utterly f.... disgusting. getting the kitchen and what not out on friday. and i still need to find someone to do the grundreinigung. and i want someone to take out all the f.... heating shit. but i dont think i can get any heating and i can most certainly forget about my solarthings. i thought i might just have to not have any kind of heating. odlo is less expensive i suppose. and id rather freeze to death and get to do one or two more tours than get some stupid heating. i hate the f.... müllsystem. i dont want to übernehmen some disgusting f.... tonnen. oh and the f.... c.... didnt even take his f.... müll. theres some shit in one tonne. and probably on others too. i dont know. its so much smaller than i thought. and the stairs are terrible. im just not a stairs kind of girl. im not used to stairs. i probably wont survive that long in this shit house. maybe i can get some slides instead of the treppe? oh well. i dont have enough time. i can never get it all done by the 18.06.2024. im f.... . also i dont trust upstairs. how much weight does it hold? what can i put in your and lisads room? when will it all collapse on me? i think i might just get a tent and stay outside mostly. maybe one day next year if i survive untill then we can eat some ice cream in our garden. dream. dream. dream. dream. oh and of course i almost f.... fainted again around when i was done with the shower. i really didnt want to sit down in the shower so i just somehow got to the bed. but i couldnt get on it. so i just had to stand there like some idiot trying not to faint whilst everything was dripping on to the bed. i wasnt just fainty. i was actually going to faint. i just didnt faint because im good at fainting. or not fainting. im used to fainting. i know it very well. so thats why i somehow didnt faint. but this should count as fainting. becaus a lot of people would have fainted. i hope you have enough stupid c... f.... money. i hope you get to eat enough.

Wäre schön wenn man die Linie auch im Omsi Addon Bremen fahren kann. Aber die alte Linie 71 war besser.

Ja Mega. Schade um deine zwei Bücher 😂

Ich bin Maximal Verwirrt. (😂)

Wie geil hier einfach die Kommentare sind, nice. Unsympathischer Typ der Böhmermann und komplett ideologisch verblendet mit seinen leeren Worthülsen. Ja wir wollen dich abschaffen weil du politische Propaganda verbreitest die ein öffentlich rechtlicher Rundfunk nicht verbreiten sollte.

Muss man abschaffen damit du nächstes Jahr nicht wieder 700k brutto hast für den Schmutz den du verbreitest.

schon einmal mit dem 365er nach 2371 Hinterbrühl gefahren? Höldrichsmühle oder Forstweg...? Da hat Alfred Rupf gewohnt 👮🏻‍♂️😔🪦

Ihr habt KI ich habe leben

Okay langweilig. Okay für euch.😊

Hetzer

Warum kein Afrikanischerhafen? warum muste es Europa sein?

Jan, lass den żaba los.

i am so pissed off. those utter f.... c.... . if it wasnt for that utter thick f.... c.... notar i could have my house by now. but of course not. of course i stil cant even f.... überweisen the stupid c... f.... money. please just come and pick me up Jan. i cant do this anymore. i need food. i need sleep. my polish is rather limited. my polish is even more limited than my welsh. oh well. cachu f.... hwch. i hope you have some dry and clean things to wear. i hope you can eat some leeks. yours sincerely, dein pulli dealer.

Was du labberst ey.... unabhängig? Schon lange nicht mehr

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i miss you Jan. i miss singing with you.

thats another day just lost. just f.... lost. i just want one f.... day. just one f.... day. i cant do this anymore Jan. please just come and pick me the f.... up. i need you to come and pick me up Jan. i need sleep. i need food. i dont think i can be ar.... to do one of those stupid tests. but if i ever did do one i wont do one of those f.... mensa c.... . i hope you can get enough sleep. i hope you can eat enough. yours sincerely, dein pulli dealer.

Was ist mit deinen augen... sieht aus als hätte böhmi 3 tage geheult 😂 grund dafür hat er.

Der Anfang vom Ende des based Böhmermann.

Wenn der Boomernarzisst versucht auf Gen Z zu machen 😂

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i miss you Jan. i miss singing with you.

did i say i like them? of course i dont like them. like is the wrong word. and a lot of them just piss me the f.... off. and i forgot to say that i hate the alphabet ones. i somehow dont mind the numbers ones. and im rubbish at those too. i takes me years to figuere them out and of course theres a lot i just dont get. but i dont mind them. the alphabet ones though. i f.... hate them. they piss me off so much. i dont know the alphabet Jan. the only way i know the alphabet is when i sing it. and i can start signing at any letter. theres just a few where i can start. if you ask me whats before and after a certain letter. i wouldnt know. i dont know. i have to keep singing it a thousand times to get the stupid alphabet ones. i mean. they are not difficult as in you know. its either one inbetween or two inbetween or things like that. they wouldnt be difficult to figuere out but if you dont know the alphabet it just takes you years. f.... years. i can sing it in two languages though. so thats something i suppose. but i got so confused yesterday i had to look it up. who puts the m and n next to each other anyway? oh no. that just reminded me that ive lost all my morse code again. how upsetting. dont worry. i of course know that those online tests dont say anything. i got some practising shit yesterday. apparently some mensa c..... iq test practising thing. so i got that. and its nut just the thingys you get in the online tests. language? as if intelligence has anything to do whether or not you know a language? what the f.... . its all so utterly ridiculous. i did a few things yesterday but a lot of them just pissed me off so much. i think i cant be arsed anymore. its just f.... annoying shit. oh iq iq. f.... c.... . yeah all yo did is pracitse for a f.... test. thats all you did. well done you. what idiots. also what idiots who started all this shit. as if you could messen intelligence and as if it wouldnt be something thats well everything. its not just certain things one can test. intelligence is so many different things. and a lot of people who might say oh ive got an iq of sixhundredthousandandtwentyfour are just thick as f.... . intelligence and being thick is not something that can be measured. its also not something that can be verglichen. i think they should call it differently. then it wouldnt piss me off so much. why use the word intelligence. they should use a different word. because its just about some certain things. and of course you can test them. and sort of vergleichen them. and of course the tests dont mean anything because you can practise the shit out of it before taking the tests. oh well. anyway. it was fun to do some of those tests. i was curious what the shitty online tests would say. and as we both know im not thick as f.... and i am thick as f.... . thank f.... youre not thick as f.... . at least one of us isnt thick as f.... . maybe though. just maybe and not because i halten anything of any of that shit. and any of those stupid words like hochbegabt and what not. i dont halten anything of any of that shit. but maybe just because why ever not and because im curious and want to know how the tests look like. maybe one day i will just practise the shit out of it and then go and take the test. and i can already tell you that it would probably say something like 64 or even lower. because well as if i can be arsed to learn german for that stupid test. but i am curious how they look like. so maybe i will just do it one day. if you ever need someone to sing you the alphabet im your man. if you ever need someone who can tell you what letter comes before or after a certain letter i am most certainly not your man. also. i am not a man. i just say man because well thats what one sais. i also say good lad. everything else just sounds shit. and of course man can always be man as in human of course. oh. do you want to hear something funny? well. its probably not funny to you. so. if you have your tage but no undies nor binden. and then you just put some boxershorts between your legs and sit on the bed. and then when you look down you always have this one second where you panicly think what the fuck and then you rember oh its just the boxershorts between my legs. i dont suddnely just have a cock. well boxershorts is one thing. but tshirts. f.... me. each time i looked down i have this massive shock for a slight moment. you look down and think what the fuck why does my crotch look like Klaasis crotch. oh its just the tshirt. well thank f.... for that. yes i know not that funny. its difficult to describe. but when it happens to you it is rather funny. you think what the f.... is this. oh. its the tshirt between my legs. and of course i only got about one or two hours of sleep. i cant do this anymore Jan. please just come and pick me up. oh and when i asked if Klaasi was angelattert or not. i meant when they were outside with the bags. i hope you can get enough sleep. i hope you can make some gnocchi. yours sincerely, dein pulli dealer.