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Why the CDC Should Shut Down Preschool | Jeff Allen
The CDC should shut down every preschool in America.
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JUL 12- MIAMI, OK
JUL 13- TULSA, OK
JUL 14- OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
JUL 19- HENDERSON, KY
#JeffAllen #Comedy #StandUp #Funny
Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros.
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Why Millennials Are Spoiled Rotten | Jeff Allen
zhlédnutí 7KPřed dnem
Millennials are spoiled rotten. JUN 19 - TEMPE, AZ (@tempeimprov) JUN 20 - SALT LAKE CITY, UT (@wiseguyscomedy) JUN 21 - PROVO, UT (@drybarcomedy) JUN 22- TACOMA, WA (@tacomacomedyclub) #JeffAllen #Comedy #StandUp #Funny Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros. See Jeff's upcoming tour dates here...
Jeff Allen | Musings | Ecclesiastes 5
zhlédnutí 1,6KPřed 14 dny
Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros. See Jeff's upcoming tour dates here: jeffallencomedy.com/tour Follow on Social Media for more content, tour updates, and more! JeffAllenComedy/ www.jeffallencomedy.com/ www.cdbaby.com/Artist/JeffAllen JeffAllenComedy #jeffallen #mu...
How to Decode What Your Wife Says | Jeff Allen
zhlédnutí 5KPřed 14 dny
Here's how to decode what your wife says. UPCOMING TOUR DATES: JUN 15 - SNOHOMISH, WA JUN 19 - TEMPE, AZ JUN 20 - SALT LAKE CITY, UT JUN 21 - PROVO, UT #JeffAllen #Comedy #StandUp #Funny Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros. See Jeff's upcoming tour dates here: jeffallencomedy.com/tour Follow ...
Jeff Allen | Musings | Quick Updates
zhlédnutí 1,4KPřed 21 dnem
Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros. See Jeff's upcoming tour dates here: jeffallencomedy.com/tour Follow on Social Media for more content, tour updates, and more! JeffAllenComedy/ www.jeffallencomedy.com/ www.cdbaby.com/Artist/JeffAllen JeffAllenComedy #jeffallen #mu...
Cats Make the WORST Pets | Jeff Allen
zhlédnutí 4,7KPřed 21 dnem
"If I had thumbs, you'd be a dead man..." UPCOMING TOUR DATES: JUN 15 - SNOHOMISH, WA JUN 19 - TEMPE, AZ JUN 20 - SALT LAKE CITY, UT JUN 21 - PROVO, UT #JeffAllen #Comedy #StandUp #Funny Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros. See Jeff's upcoming tour dates here: jeffallencomedy.com/tour Follow ...
Your Life Gets Pathetic Once You Turn 50 | Jeff Allen
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Newlyweds, pay attention. Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros. See Jeff's upcoming tour dates here: jeffallencomedy.com/tour Follow on Social Media for more content, tour updates, and more! JeffAllenComedy/ www.jeffallencomedy.com/ www.cdbaby.com/Artist/JeffAllen Jeff...
Jeff Allen | Musings | What Defines Me?
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Jeff Allen - as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros. See Jeff's upcoming tour dates here: jeffallencomedy.com/tour Follow on Social Media for more content, tour updates, and more! JeffAllenComedy/ www.jeffallencomedy.com/ www.cdbaby.com/Artist/JeffAllen JeffAllenComedy #jeffallen #mu...
When Your Teenager Needs 'The Talk' | Jeff Allen
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When Your Teenager Needs 'The Talk' | Jeff Allen
When Your New Mattress Kills All The Romance | Jeff Allen
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When Your New Mattress Kills All The Romance | Jeff Allen
The Fastest Way To Lose Weight | Jeff Allen
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The Fastest Way To Lose Weight | Jeff Allen
When You're A Married Man With A Death Wish | Jeff Allen
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When You're A Married Man With A Death Wish | Jeff Allen
When You Don't Want To Crush Your Child's Dream | Jeff Allen
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When You Don't Want To Crush Your Child's Dream | Jeff Allen
How Conversations With Teenagers Go | Jeff Allen
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How Conversations With Teenagers Go | Jeff Allen
When You Can't Trust Anyone | Jeff Allen
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When You Can't Trust Anyone | Jeff Allen
Jeff Allen | Musings | Ecclesiastes 3 | Week 3
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Jeff Allen | Musings | Ecclesiastes 3 | Week 3
Why I Decided To Do Clean Comedy | Jeff Allen
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Why I Decided To Do Clean Comedy | Jeff Allen
The Best Self-Help Book In The World | Jeff Allen
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The Best Self-Help Book In The World | Jeff Allen
Jeff Allen | Musings | Ecclesiastes | Week 2
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Jeff Allen | Musings | Ecclesiastes | Week 2
Jeff Allen | Musings | Ecclesiastes | Week 1
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Jeff Allen | Musings | Ecclesiastes | Week 1
Your Life Gets Pathetic Once You Turn 50 | Jeff Allen
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Your Life Gets Pathetic Once You Turn 50 | Jeff Allen
Happy Wife. Happy Life! | Jeff Allen
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Happy Wife. Happy Life! | Jeff Allen
Who Can Afford Cars Nowadays?! | Jeff Allen
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Who Can Afford Cars Nowadays?! | Jeff Allen
How Comedy Is Changing | Jeff Allen
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How Comedy Is Changing | Jeff Allen
Who Is Your All-Time Favorite Comedian? | Jeff Allen
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Who Is Your All-Time Favorite Comedian? | Jeff Allen
Kids Nowadays Don't Know What Good Food Is... | Jeff Allen
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Kids Nowadays Don't Know What Good Food Is... | Jeff Allen
Why Some Jokes Are Not For The Audience | Jeff Allen
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Why Some Jokes Are Not For The Audience | Jeff Allen
How To Be A Great Husband | Jeff Allen
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How To Be A Great Husband | Jeff Allen
What Makes Raising Teenagers Terrifying | Jeff Allen
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What Makes Raising Teenagers Terrifying | Jeff Allen
When You're Worried About Your Mental Health | Jeff Allen
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When You're Worried About Your Mental Health | Jeff Allen

Komentáře

  • @bornfree0507
    @bornfree0507 Před 2 dny

    I need to get that book. So glad he found the secret to eternal life.

  • @bornfree0507
    @bornfree0507 Před 2 dny

    My husband says that to me if I’m falling asleep in the living room. Which is rare. Go to bed . But he snoozes in the recliner several times a day most days.😅

  • @bornfree0507
    @bornfree0507 Před 2 dny

    Love him! He’s so funny 😂

  • @cindys.9688
    @cindys.9688 Před 3 dny

    😂😂😂

  • @buddhistandcatholic

    Never settle for anything less than a kind woman. An unkind woman will make your life miserable and an ok woman is not worth the effort

  • @zevfarkas5120
    @zevfarkas5120 Před 4 dny

    Grandchildren are your revenge for the craziness your kids put you through.

  • @zevfarkas5120
    @zevfarkas5120 Před 4 dny

    Grandchildren are great! You get to play with them, and when they start to smell funny, you just hand them back to your kid.

  • @jeffreyhanna9538
    @jeffreyhanna9538 Před 4 dny

    Your mom kisses better than you, so you gotta move out, son 😂😂😂😂.

  • @jeffreyhanna9538
    @jeffreyhanna9538 Před 4 dny

    That music after his bit is a horrible mess 😳.

  • @jeffreyhanna9538
    @jeffreyhanna9538 Před 4 dny

    😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffreyhanna9538
    @jeffreyhanna9538 Před 4 dny

    😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffreyhanna9538
    @jeffreyhanna9538 Před 4 dny

    😂😂😂😂

  • @JHansen-gh5xx
    @JHansen-gh5xx Před 4 dny

    Thank you

  • @shaneparks4844
    @shaneparks4844 Před 5 dny

    One of the best still going today. 😅

  • @sandram.d.6164
    @sandram.d.6164 Před 5 dny

    😁

  • @MrPancake0825
    @MrPancake0825 Před 5 dny

    Jeff rocks.....❤❤

  • @user-ll8be9vt4u
    @user-ll8be9vt4u Před 5 dny

    Love Jeff...

  • @kennedy1208
    @kennedy1208 Před 7 dny

    Happy birthday, Jeff from Pittsburgh PA🎉

  • @henryenriquez5718
    @henryenriquez5718 Před 7 dny

    Thanks

  • @joelahnstein2281
    @joelahnstein2281 Před 8 dny

    we said, 'we're gonna break your plates and change the locks. mostly in jest.

  • @Dan-ys8nk
    @Dan-ys8nk Před 9 dny

    Faith is the art of self-deception.

  • @petradp
    @petradp Před 9 dny

    My husband loves stand up. So glad I found a Christian 🙏🏻

  • @Bowcase
    @Bowcase Před 9 dny

    Tremendously powerful. You told my story brother. I was on Okinawa and my wife was in California. We both got saved and when I came home we were two very different people. Thank you brother for your ministry.

  • @jackiebrown229
    @jackiebrown229 Před 10 dny

    Such a POWERFUL PRESENTATION - I knew about your struggles with alcoholism from different shows i have watched. I am so glad you were about to turn your life around & Tami was able to stand by you every step of the way. The smile those grandkids bring to your face says it all. CONGRATULATIONS!

  • @terrymonsen5051
    @terrymonsen5051 Před 11 dny

    Happy birthday Jeff 🎂😊

  • @ValerieJean-fo6lc
    @ValerieJean-fo6lc Před 11 dny

    So much truth 😂

  • @sharij994
    @sharij994 Před 11 dny

    Love this guy…..

  • @masondixon2675
    @masondixon2675 Před 11 dny

    So true.

  • @mizrahimjew9351
    @mizrahimjew9351 Před 11 dny

    Yep, graduated high school early and in the military before my graduating class graduated. 43 and retired with pension and still have a ways to go✝️

  • @sharij994
    @sharij994 Před 11 dny

    Love this guy ❤❤❤

  • @edgarwillcut6265
    @edgarwillcut6265 Před 12 dny

    At 18 I announced that I was moving out and my dad asked if I needed help, and when I said yes he went to the front door and opened it

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 Před 12 dny

    Homeschooled kids r smart, usually!

    • @andreamaclachlan980
      @andreamaclachlan980 Před 11 dny

      Yes!! Homeschool mum here!! Anytime I have an encounter with staff where they struggle with change, I give it to my kids as a mental math question (if they weren't with me at the time, ie I've run in to a store for something, they are waiting beyond the checkout etc. Rural West Australia, different world...) They can always give me the correct answer immediately. I always told my kids, no calculator until you can use your brain😘

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 Před 12 dny

    I broke my nose on mokenybars at age 3.

  • @sarahcharris2
    @sarahcharris2 Před 12 dny

    Oopss... sound came through... let's go 😊

  • @sarahcharris2
    @sarahcharris2 Před 12 dny

    No sound but thanks for the attempt ❤

  • @MaryH-lj6lx
    @MaryH-lj6lx Před 12 dny

    Yep, I8 was the cut off point for living at home. The slide at the park was incredibly high and hot as heck. We used to sit on a sheet of wax paper which gave us amazing speed in flying down the slide. Best friend broke her arm falling from the monkey bars but we all still played on them, evening hanging upside down....LOL Fun memories!!!

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Před 5 dny

      Too funny! On days us kids gathered at the steel slide, I would run home and ask my mom for a sheet of wax paper & we'd polish the slide with it before everyone slid down. Right next to the playground was a family with two sisters and they both broke their arms on the monkey bars!

  • @silentvalleyranch5377

    Me too, I have followed Russel Brand and enjoyed seeing his journey.

  • @user-ll8be9vt4u
    @user-ll8be9vt4u Před 12 dny

    I love the scoot. We had the big metal slide as well as the merry go round that we loved to push hard enough for someone to fly off

  • @cindys.9688
    @cindys.9688 Před 12 dny

    Same!😂 Our playground equipment wasn't for sissies, that's for sure. When I was 6 yrs old (many moons ago) clumsy me fell off of the tall slide ladder and landed with a thud. Today they'd call paramedics and call the parents. Back then they helped me to my feet and I shook it off. Told my parents when I got home after school.😄

  • @terrycaro2276
    @terrycaro2276 Před 12 dny

    Cats are the best.

  • @user-kf8wb2cq4f
    @user-kf8wb2cq4f Před 12 dny

    Our country is seriously Declining because of Spoiled Millennials. NOTHING funny about it. 😶

  • @deborahnolan9360
    @deborahnolan9360 Před 13 dny

    Really enjoy your musings! Keep it up.

  • @caroldewitt1693
    @caroldewitt1693 Před 14 dny

    Happy birthday! I turn 68 next month!

  • @louiswilkins9624
    @louiswilkins9624 Před 15 dny

    Powerful

  • @Echo-ux3wo
    @Echo-ux3wo Před 16 dny

    I'll never forget your show that you mentioned Tammy and you said her new expression when she was angry was, "you FROST me JEFFREY" 😄😆🤣

  • @Echo-ux3wo
    @Echo-ux3wo Před 16 dny

    I'll never forget your show that you mentioned Tammy and you said her new expression when she was angry was, "you FROST me JEFFREY" 😄😆🤣

  • @prefeitobear9209
    @prefeitobear9209 Před 17 dny

    enjoy washington state! bit cloudy but warm.

  • @RickyMasterChiefLaw
    @RickyMasterChiefLaw Před 17 dny

    Thank you for the testimony. All fathers should hear this.

  • @danielhedrick5886
    @danielhedrick5886 Před 17 dny

    Actually Jesus when clearing out the money changers out of the temple he was angry and I'm sure he would have been yelling then Jeff.❤

  • @neko_nightstar1819
    @neko_nightstar1819 Před 17 dny

    I'm a 35 year old woman and I was complaining about the neighbor's kids in my yard the other day. I am way too young to be the "GET OFF MY LAWN" guy, yet here we are.