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What I wanted to comment, what, to better say, interested me, was how he shat on Richard Hammond. I only wanted to say, I like how he shat a big shit on Richard Hammond specifically, and they done it all fucked it up with CZcams weird presentation of itself. I mean, c'mon woman, you-supposed to be a sort of proletariat's dream and shit.

Intuitive genius this is not. Fire whoever wrote this apostasy of a comment tab. He's just saving himself against the next election, mate.

HAAAAAATRED

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I'd love to buy Stewart Lee a drink he's my favourite comedian I'd get him a strawberry daiquiri made from 100% strawberries......

Just a pissed off man who hates everyone - is he funny????

Cider that's made from 100% Pears is called Perry, surely.

All that's missing is the red nose and the oversize shoes...oh and the bow tie that spins.

I heard as a drop of water in a pear cider that's made from 100% pears

Yeah, but then that guy with the bow and arrow got run over by a construction vehicle, broke 30 bones, pierced his liver, collapsed a lung, and then he POPPED HIS OWN EYE BACK IN ITS SOCKET, walked it off in the span of ONLY A YEAR, and proved he is THE ABSOLUTE TOUGHEST AVENGER EVER!! 😂 And Jesus is all "Well, $#!+, I can't compete with THAT," and gave The Defenders a call.

Patton, I have used the phrase "I'm glad you like a book" when people try to defend it.

The insanity of faith....says the guy whose wife died of cancer......

Woke people listen up.

SKY CAKE!!!

If it’s just book full of lies then that’s one thing but if it’s a book full of facts that’s something entirely different🤔

If it’s just a book not authored by God then homosexuals and others have nothing to worry about🤔 But if it is the word of God😳

So basically your jump partner caused it by not being aware and careful?

the feeling of being called out for watching this on youtube is further emphasized to me when he then points out two people with a very similar pink that i dye my hair with

You are correct about the Bible being a torture porn book - I became an Atheist by reading it. Here are some examples: How wicked is a new born baby, so many of whom God murdered in the flood? Surely the most evil action in Earth’s factual and/or fictional history is the drowning of millions of people and animals - including their new born children, who could not possibly have offended God. God allegedly instructed Joshua to enter Jericho and kill every man, woman and child. He further instructed the Israelites to kill every man, woman, child and suckling plus their innocent animals if they found one person in any village, town or city who did not worship him. Did 40 children deserve to be mauled to death by a bear for calling a prophet baldy? Well God thought so, which is why he allegedly ordered the bear to carry out that massacre. After forcing Pharaoh to not free the Israelites (by harding his heart), God chose to punish the Egyptians by killing their first born children - because Pharaoh diid what God had forced him to do. Not only is that an example of evil injustice and infanticide, but it is an example of absolute stupidity. Even after Pharaoh had agreed to free the slaves, God stopped him by supernatural force - and then punished other peoples' children because Pharaoh carried out God's will against Pharaoh’s will. God instructs that a man should have his bride killed after discovering she is not a virgin. Which is the greater sin, sex before marriage or murder? According to the Bible, murder is not only a lesser sin - but a necessary instrument of justice against the monstrous sin of sex before marriage. How ridiculously evil is that? In Psalm 135 verse 9 God gives his advice on achieving happiness as “Happy is he who dashes an infant against a rock”. So, according to the Bible, if you wish to be happy, dash an infant against a stone or rock. I could go on about approval of slavery (including selling children as sex slaves), child sacrifice as a thanks to God for helping win battles, having One's son killed for coming home drunk, killing children for lack of respect for their parents (even if the parents were child abusers or murderers), eating of babies...etcetera… These are certainly not MY morals and should not the morals of a good god. These examples are among the reasons why I, who nearly became a priest, am an Atheist - and happier for it. Finally: How can a moral person worship a god who boasts about how he created evil in Isaiah 45 verse 7? Considering this and a multiplicity of other evidence, I have to conclude that to worship God is to worship evil.

Like a perry made from 100% apples

I've started saying "No thank you!" When people say bless you after I sneeze.

Love their version more than the Who

Leashanda:Oooo Harold baby calm down red head freckle sugar stuff,Duncan was just jizzing n fooling around with you.

99.999% pure genius and 0.001% disappointment...

If the bible isn’t the word of God then practising homosexuals have nothing to worry about🤔

One reason I believe some reject any sort suggestion of a Creator or intelligent designer/s. Because of the implications of a Creator or intelligent designer/s. I believe some are offended by the idea of design because if we are indeed designed then the designer/s obviously didn’t intend homosexual sexual activity based on the plumbing we observed of the two biological human genders. For example it’s a fact that a man isn’t ever going to get another man pregnant if he puts his penis in another mans waste port. Indeed he may only receive anal tears because the anus isn’t as tough as the vagina. It seems clear that Part A goes into part B as we also observe with electrical plugs if desiring electricity. If done incorrectly no electricity and no babies. But if our existence is the result of an accident(as many believe) with no designer involved or necessary then this belief would be a far more a homosexual friendly worldview. Indeed if this is all one big accident (as many believe) then right and wrong(morality) is merely a subjective human construct. I personally don’t believe matter left to it’s own devices can ever accidentally and spontaneously form itself into complex life and ultimately lead to my existence and the life I observe around me. I believe this is impossible and there had to be a designer/s involved. Whatever remains must be the truth🤔 I am interested in the the thoughts of others on the topic of our existence. What you believe and why? Intelligent Design vs dumb luck

Okay this guy is so special he is comedy history -- footnote at least

Doctor: “Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?” Me: “No, we’re all atheists”

Shouldn’t it be pears cider then?

I never found him particularly funny to be honest. Thatcher has a lot to answer for. Indirectly producing all these lefty 'comedians'.

What Patton Oswalt fails to realize is that the ability to produce an infinite amount of Hostess Snack Cakes would canonically make you the most powerful person in the marvel and DC universes, as established by Earth-51914. It is this that proves Jesus omnipotence more than anything, even Galactus bottomless hunger has been sated by the mighty power of the hostess snack cake.

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

I would 10000% read the version of the Bible with Sandwich Joe in it

If we are indeed intelligently designed then by the look of our plumbing homosexual loving wasn’t a part of the original plan🤔 The bible says we live in a fallen Creation and for a fallen sinner the abnormal has become normal. I strongly suspect if the bible had said great things about us then sinners would’ve received it well😂 But it says we are all evil to the core and in desperately need a Savour. Ps. I’ve heard homosexuality is a real pain in the ass😳

Ok say we get rid of any sort of intelligent designer/s or a supernatural Creator to explain our existence🙅‍♂️ Now what remains🤔 Can dead matter left to it’s own devices spontaneously form itself into complex self-replicating living systems with coded chemistry. Some atheists mock other worldviews but their explanation for their own existence (if they even have one) sounds pretty silly to me. Intelligent design vs dumb luck

Just seen him in Canterbury on the latest tour. Never seen him before. It was just as brilliant as this, and his interaction was top notch.

Quite horny to be honest

Do not mock God.

No silent prayer for the faith departed… “ BON JOVI” It’s not about the body and lusts and desires of the flesh ….. heaven is open but not to fornicate… we all must choose…..

It's from eleven years ago. There was a fifteen minute limit back then.

This is pretty facile stuff😮

The insanity of Patton Oswalt. Give me one reason why I should care what he thinks.

I’ve just De-converted from religion m.It’s crazy I’m ONE of the few people in the world that knows what’s up with RELIGION. The Systematic Brainwashing has been Passed down from generation to generation. Grandparents, parents,you,then your kids. There are No Gods.Hell is scare tactic used by churches to control there cattle

...one massive pear...

It's cultural appropriation that is! lol

What's with 3:31 ? That was creepy af

You certainly do get it straight like pear cider that's made from 100% pears . He has a genius mind like pear cider that's made from 100% pears 😂😂

Understand the beliefs. No respect required. 😎

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