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1. You have a face that would make onions cry. 2. I look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?" 3. I am jealous of all the people that have never met you. 4. I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here. 5. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. 6. You're not simply a drama queen/king. You're the whole royal family. 7. I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash. 8. You are the human version of cramps. 9. You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should. 10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on Earth. 11. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Bully: youre adopted You: well aleast someone wanted me😏😎

Bully:youre ugly You:well youre pretty Bully:wha- You:now we both lied😏😎

"BECOME A ZOMBIE SO THAT U COULD ACTUALLY GET A BRAIN!"

Bully: hey loser 😂 You: did you know why you dip oreos in water? Bully: what? You: because your dad never came back with the milk Bully: and your dad is soo dead 😂😂😂 You: dead like your grandma right? You: *walk away* Bully: *chase you* You: *run as fast as possible and go to every direction to trick the bully*

Sure my man say this Hun your so fake even barbie is jealous and say this well if you know anything you should know how to shut up that's all❤❤

Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler in her sleep to know how long she slept

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶

Learn from packgod but heres a roast: SHUT YO EUTASIC GOD FORSAKEN💀 LOOK LIKE A MINION💀 LOOK LIKE A DIABOLICAL OVAL💀 AHH UP💀

i would roast u biut my mom said im not aloud to burn trash

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶

also if he says your moms fat say at least i have a mom

if your not lisining to your bully and what hes saying if he says you never listen say idoit and hell say what did you say and you will say bro you should have been listining then

if your bully says oh mr ugly say im not your mirror bruv or say omg am i turning into you

Your mama is so slow,it took her 9 months to make a joke

I value your opinion as much as I value a white crayon

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶 (TᕼIՏ IՏ ᗩ ᖇOᗩՏT ᖴOᖇ YOᑌᖇ ᗷᑌᒪᒪY)

Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?😶

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It’s so easy for a girl, but the boy is over here struggling well at least my brother is because I have a brother and sister

Roses are red, violets are blue.... Ur stupid amd you live in my poo, but dont worry, germs be there too, giving u company, and doing that too :)

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Team all!!!

Bully: your ugly ÆHÆHÆH You should say : are you megaminds daughter/son you have a more receding hairline it must be easy for your friends to find you because your head reflects light like a light tower wow your forehead stretches farther then mount Everest

Btw here are some roasts for yall: 1. You're the reason God created the middle finger. 2. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. 3. I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong. 4. I'd explain it to you but I left my crayons at home. 5. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them. 6. I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one. 7. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day. 8. You're the human equivalent of a participation award. 9. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. 10. I'm not saying you're ugly, but your mirror must be avoiding eye contact with you. 11. Your face makes onions cry. 12. You are proof that even God makes mistakes sometimes. 13. You look like something I’d draw with my left hand. 14. Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. 15. I'm not insulting you; I'm describing you. 16. I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better. 17. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway. 18. You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking. 19. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. 20. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 21. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. 22. You’re as useless as the “ueue” in “queue”. 23. Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want? 24. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. 25. I guess you prove that even garbage can have a purpose. 26. You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense. 27. You have the perfect face for radio. 28. Your brain is like a web browser. 19 tabs are open, 17 are frozen, and you have no idea where the music is coming from. 29. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled. 30. You’re not stupid; you’re just special. 31. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. 32. You're so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents. 33. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen. 34. You're proof that evolution can go in reverse. 35. You’re not pretty enough to be this dumb. 36. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. 37. You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. 38. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 39. I'm glad to see you're not letting education get in the way of your ignorance. 40. You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo. 41. You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals. 42. You are depriving some village of their idiot. 43. Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality. 44. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. 45. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash. 46. You're not worth the dirt on the bottom of my shoe. 47. You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, “Not now.” 48. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. 49. Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait. 50. You are the human version of period cramps. 51. You’re like a sharpie - super useful but also a complete pain to get rid of. 52. It’s impossible to underestimate you. 53. Your face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. 54. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 55. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. 56. You’re the reason God created the middle finger. 57. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them. 58. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen. 59. You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking. 60. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. 61. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 62. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. 63. Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want? 64. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. 65. I guess you prove that even garbage can have a purpose. 66. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse. 67. You’re not pretty enough to be this dumb. 68. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. 69. You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. 70. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 71. I'm glad to see you're not letting education get in the way of your ignorance. 72. You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo. 73. You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals. 74. You are depriving some village of their idiot. 75. Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality. 76. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. 77. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash. 78. You're not worth the dirt on the bottom of my shoe. 79. You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, “Not now.” 80. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. 81. Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait. 82. You are the human version of period cramps. 83. You’re like a sharpie - super useful but also a complete pain to get rid of. 84. It’s impossible to underestimate you. 85. Your face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. 86. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 87. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. 88. You’re the reason God created the middle finger. 89. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them. 90. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen. 91. You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking. 92. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. 93. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 94. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. 95. Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want? 96. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. 97. I guess you prove that even garbage can have a purpose. 98. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse. 99. You’re not pretty enough to be this dumb. 100. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. 101. You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. 102. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 103. I'm glad to see you're not letting education get in the way of your ignorance. 104. You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo. 105. You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals. 106. You are depriving some village of their idiot. 107. Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality. 108. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. 109. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash. 110. You're not worth the dirt on the bottom of my shoe. 111. You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, “Not now.” 112. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. 113. Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait. 114. You are the human version of period cramps. 115. You’re like a sharpie - super useful but also a complete pain to get rid of. 116. It’s impossible to underestimate you. 117. Your face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. 118. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 119. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. Enjoy

You eat cereal with water because your dad did not come back with the milk

Your come back: If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶

BULLY : have you gone mad? YOU : that's what you dad told your mom when she didn't left your stupid ass in the hospital when you were born

I have 5 fingers and the middle finger is for u 😂😂😮😮

Bully: you stupid. You: you are smart now we both lied:bully😦:you😂 you walk away

Bully: your ugly You: I'm not ur mirror Bully: I can't stand you You: then sit down pin please 🥺 ... Read more

English or spanish

Im not giving you a roast for your bully just be kind and he’ll feel bad and that’s when he Says nice stuff

All of them

I can sing rap god sooooo

Answer: The mistake is me!

I just took a photo of you, Now my phone is Ruined

POV running for the belt

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Shh 🤫 take this 🔫

Bully: go to h3ll You: alright see you there

say this: do eat your cereal with water... b-cause ur dad never came back with the milk

Bully:YOUR ADOPTED You:at least they wanted me BULLY:💀💀💀💀💀

Can you

Bully: hahahaha you have no friends You: well sometimes I like to be alone Bully: and your parents left you 😂 You: well where is your father Bully: 😭😭😭😭😭

Your mum sold you on eBay for two male strips

yo moma is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke

Bro your mum jumped into a lake and she was so fat she made a permanent ring around it😮

If you wanna know about mistakes you should ask your parents 😊.