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The latest I just read that it’s proven Botox injections are applied to the bald area which relaxes the skin to allow the hair follicles to grown again.. much cheaper..

I have plenty of hair in places where i don't want it.... scissors and superglue is all you need ;p

I’m getting a consultation now😂

You got a well shaped head for that look. You look just fine!

My dog figured out one zap and you're free. She wouldn't risk coming back, though.😂😂

Yep. It sucks to get old, but not as much as the alternative. I had a rule about clutter. I would make the weekly announcement to tell everyone that they have 24 hours to clear out their clutter or I will throw it away. Then I waited a day and threw away anything left...

My chocolate lab had to have one, and you're supposed to have a warning beeping go off before the shock. He only got shocked once, now any time he hears a beep (even appliances indoors that beep) he heads straight for his bed 😂

Good stuff

Where is the funny

That's why I keep borth my bird dogs on the hunting shock collars when they're out of the fence..

Did you say golden doodles are smart? They are some of the dumbest things to draw breath.

Lmao!!! Placebo collar. That’s great.

He’s not lying. Neighbors had a black Lab that would run thru the invisible fence and just howl and keep running. She was a good girl!

So you are telling me he's not a basketball ref

He should give himself some credit, he could pull off substitute teacher easy

Bald guys are the best

Not that i can write stand up comedy but that felt more like a comment about a vacation and less of a joke. I feel like there is something funny to be found in that material just isnt there yet. Good on you putting this out there!

So how long until the joke starts?

Them dawgs is playin chicken

OMG I turned 40 and dislocated my shoulder in my sleep

He going straight to heal for that one. 😅

My cousin had 2.5 acres for a Great Dane, 2 mastiffs, and a bulldog to run on. They all had shock callers that worked. The bulldog always wanted to play with the Great Danes next door and would twitch as he pushed through the electric fence and then go running once he was out of range. Then he would come back and do the same thing to come home. It was hilarious.

Ducking autocorrect.

S.C. born and raised and i will never visit Columbia ever again 😂😂😂

😂😂😂 Columbia is an experience

Why do anyone buy iPhones???

I would haved to see the reaction to that text!!!

Is there a punchline that I missed or is he just saying?

Dan Schneider does comedy? 😭

You can see the fear in this man's eyes, and the nickelodeon.

disliked for the opening "we were driving home from church" ₆⁶₆

Sorry dude I took your likes from 69 to 70 😂

Lmfao

This is the only eclipse parody I'm aware of but even if more exist, it would be difficult for them to be as awesome as this one! Lol! 🤣😂🌑🌑🌑

I have a Gold in doodle

I have a black doodle....omg the constant grooming and ear cleaning and plucking. Good thing i love the doofus or.....

This guy looks like my dad if my dad was a huge loser.

😂

Zip it up or don’t. No halfway crap.

It's not stupid if it works

Marty!!!!

jokes aside, that kid is most likely has a learning disorder and/or is possibly autistic, I hope he gets the structure he needs and is successfully socialized before it's too late

*Promo sm* ✅

Because y'all be stanking

When he amended how much they wash i was on board

Damn, if Costco was a person it would be this guy

Lol. Loved his impression of his dogs! 😂

ALWAYS lie to your wife.. yes thats a beautiful dress.. no you dont look fat

nothing funny about that

He is killing us off tackle Jesus 🤣🤣🤣