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What another hilarious and well produced comedy sketch, I can't believe I am only just discovering your videos recently with the expert's video! I can't wait to go through all your past works!!!

When Chelsea hire a manager:

Wtf are they drawing these lines for? And wtf does being an expert at drawing red lines mean?

Bro killed his career in 8 minutes

I feel a brain tumor growing. . .and I'm not even in the meeting. 😵‍💫

This shit still makes me deeply depressed. Good shit 👍

To add insult to injury, after this; four of those people will start gossiping about how horribly hopeless Anderson is.

"Why are they blue?" gets me every time

Man this happened to me even within my dev team.

As a builder I learned to just fill in the blank spots that the engineers missed and then make them stamp whatever I built cuz damn Shawdy, engineers be trippin.

For every scientist and engineer, this is a horror film

After 9 years in software development I suggest the next solution: 1) for 7 perpendicular lines 7-dimensional geometry can be used and/or projective geometry (so technically, "ignore geometry" may be a common sense as you think only in terms of Euclidian one) 2) for "transparent red" you can use an infrared ink which is technically red (if any questions regarding "infra-", you may call it "infra-red (tm)" - your marketing team should do its job well with this) and invisible to humans, therefore you have the right to call it transparent. 3) for "red lines drawn with green ink" that's harder, as you can't just make any green light red, but again, the solution from 2nd point comes up: we can add another layer of ink on top, to cover the line with the infrared ink on top - technically, the original line is drawn by green, but in fact the top colour is red - if you're a being who can perceive infrared or you have a special camera, you'll see infra-red 4) as for the straight lines in the form of a kitten, you may create a set of black holes, that curve the space (if your budget is limited, you may use neutron stars, but beware of magnetars). For an outside observer, straight lines may look like a kitten because of gravitational lensing. For PoC you may want to use a curved glass to understand whether the research applies to your project and while you're waiting for BH to be created.

*Me drawing the perpendicular lines as they have asked* ‘There’. *They* ‘No. The lines should be red’. ‘Do you have a red pen?’ ‘No’. ‘I promise you that this can be drawn with a red pen’. ‘Are you trying to be clever? You need to work on your attitude’. *My eyes fill uncontrollably with tears* ‘You need to see a doctor. You are depressed’. ‘I am not depressed… Look. I will go to the stationary cupboard to get a red pen, and I will show you’. *They murmur to each other* ‘She’s autistic. Obsessed with red pens. We need to keep an eye on her so she doesn’t eat it or something’. ‘So… What would you like me to do?’ ‘We told you already’. This is an extreme, but it happens in one form or another ALL THE TIME. I am frightened and despaired. This has to stop.

When you ask yourself how we got into 2024 situation... Because these people are making decisions.

I've been an engineer and in engineering management for over 15 years. This isn't satire.

Working with other Human Beings... Is EXHAUSTING!!! I've done this for 20+ years as a teacher... And 10+ years as a software developer... Both careers utterly exhausting when it comes down to Human Interaction! This sketch is no longer parody... It's Real Life!!!

Funny how everyone in the content section identifies with the expert.

Keep up the great work, I love it!

I hate every second of this movie.

The beauty is they didnt even showed us the board

Aaaaand this is how the Cybertruck was made.

can we use AI to make it? Seven red line , all of them srictly pependicular ,with red ink and some are tranparents. I am curious what would be the results.

This is an XY problem and maybe a terminology problem. They are specifying how they want something done (green and transparent ink) rather than what they want done. They are using the term "line" but assuming it has the properties of a curve. They might not understand the difference enough to specify what they want, or they might want the properties of both, in which case a different solution needs to be found. I also get the impression they got the specs from someone else from their company who didn't explain in detail what was needed. The solution is to ask for more context on what their goals are.

I think the possible solution is to draw one red and green line perpendicular with each other and the rest of the line and kitten in transparent ink!

#FreePalestine

HOLY WARNING: DONT EAT DOG SHIT

excruciating

U can draw red line with transparent ink…. First draw the red line with red ink than draw it over with transparent ink… see outside of the box… everything is possible.. im hired.. and i get raise! thank you!

Myself as the end-user, I often wonder if the engineers ever tried out their products

an absolute masterpiece. Sad "written by" nowadays means "word-by-word translation" from the original. More credits to the original author are due.

Our department needed a large air handling unit. Another department was replacing their fairly new unit. That department agreed to “sell” our department their unit for good consideration ($1). This entire process took less than one hour instead of several years. All that was left was to move the unit about 800’, and then a crew to complete the installation. At this point I was told the project needed to be assumed by the Chief Logistics Officer in charge of Project Killing. The building was suddenly decommissioned about a decade later. No air handling unit was ever installed. True story.

it's a free idea, isn't it?

A passanger at JFK airport ask a cab driver to take him to JFK airport. Driver tries to explain the stupidity in that question(I am assuming you have seen the above video) At last cabby says ok. Passanger sits in the cab, cabby scroll the cab for sometime and stop it in front of the same airport, cabby says there you go you have arrived at JFK airport. Passanger pays.

I like how you can tell from his speech style that hes a foreigner.

I love how engineers think they are the tortured geniuses of the world because they have to meet deadlines and follow basic guidelines.

when engineers have to work with people who have an IQ below the average 🤣

Funny thing is you could draw 3 perpendicular lines on a spherical plane

I worked for a bookstore chain in Canada years ago. In the store's office, there was a corporate mission statement plaque. It included this gem: "Try to make decisions close to the customer."

Am i wrong in thinking they want an * shape. Or does perpendicular require 90° angles? I forget.

I cringe so much at this! Because I have been the idiot in the room for no fault of my own. In my situation the roles were flipped - the customer was more of an expert than the management consultants that were hired - I was on the consulting team. I cringe so much at the BS they had to endure because of us. I did good work on the things I chose to work on, but some tasks were pushed at me and I was positioned as an expert when neither I nor anyone else on the team had a clue what we were talking about. So very glad I left.

Then the next engineer says Oh My Gosh the engineer who built this is horrible - why so many lines and the red and perpendicular and the customer will say - yah he was difficult … can you build it how you think it should be done - thanks.

experts are often the least confident because they know how much they still don't know.

And this perfectly encapsulates upper management in every single corporation I have EVER worked for.

You can draw 7 perpendicular lines, you just need 7 dimensions. Through the power of projection & perspective geometry, you can represent 7 dimensions in just 2 dimensions. As such, you can have 7 perpendicular lines. For an example of 3 perpendicular lines I will refer you to the perspective cube For an example of 4 perpendicular lines I will refer you to a tesseract This can the be extended to a 7 dimensional hypercube. Take just one of the corners & you have your 7 perpendicular lines.

As a good engineer, you don't question their requirement, but you try to figure out where they come from and what their target is, as said, the overall picture. Most of the time you will find out that there was a general misunderstanding and you can solve thr problem different, in the example by using 4 dimensons.

Do you have access to the printer? Epic. This is not comedy, but documentary.

I really wish for a follow up where Anderson gets to point out they do not listen to him as well as the people who deal with business wondering WTF they are doing. A reality check one might say. That said, I kind of feel like Anderson would get blamed for not speaking up and making it work and the real ending of the series would be him getting a new job,

Perfectly sums up the stupidity that's going on in the US: "We need 7 different genders with two biological, 3 post op and 4 ambiguous." "Uhm. There's two genders." "What's stopping you from accepting it?" "Biology" "Ignore it"

I'm a Muslim!!!! Alhamdulillah

f you use png you can draw transparent red lines.