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Lol yes awesome song

I actually worked at the smoke shop pictured in the thumbnail had a casino room off to the side. In the late 90s. We broke up fights, got flashed in the drive through, sold crack pipes traded for gold, had a off the chain casino room. Long live north sheridan in tulsa oklahoma. Not for the faint of heart but a hell of a time to be strung out

Ha !! I had 2 serious girlfriends that were Choctaw beautiful ,both of them had x father'n laws that were the Sheriff of McCurtain County Ok,both of them went to FEDERAL PRISON the day they left office !! True life in this song !

Triangle/26\ brought me here

We're gonna have us a time.

I'm from Southeast Kansas. Just north of Oklahoma. 20 miles south of Baxter Springs. You're singing about my family! ;-)

I've been looking for this song since beer for my horses.

Hot damn Reminds me of Sanford, Stinnett, Fritch, Borger, and beyond! If y'all know, you know... God bless the good ol boy.

Do some sister twister

Okie proud

Its just may be the finest bit of American music ever recorded? Damn Hilliby goat fer

Sometimes things get a bit real…

Lived that life "too long in the wasteland"

It’s definitely the state song of Texas.

We can't make it here anymore 🎶 🎵

CZcams put a cancer commercial in the middle of this song !!! 🤬 you ! CZcams

Commercials in the middle of songs will absolutely be why I leave CZcams.

Ass kicker this song. Thank you, James!!

No proof but bet every damn one of them is a trum voter

I got an ad in middle of song…..

Fuck rehab. Fat lines 'till i flatline.❤

I love this song it's literally describing my entire family and I was born and raised in oklahoma too 😂😂 guess we ain't got much to live up too

Sounds like come together

Sister twister haha!

I think I heard something about cousin and twister sister and a hard on 💪 👍

Ah, ah....those of us from Southeastern Oklahoma understand this stream of consciousness all too well......up and down that 69/75 corridor we go!!!

I envy you ,when's my turn?

youtube is the worst!!! how can you play an add in the middle of this song?

I thought it is our National anthem great words 😮

Is capital punishment closer for taking 220 walking on water?Isn't that attempted murder

I'll be your Choctaw Tiggers AND I WANNA BE FREE DONT YOU DONT YOU METH WITH ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I've been to that McDonalds. A lot.

The sad part is how many places mentioned in this song Ive been to. And that was before the song came out.

Greatest song I’ve ever heard. Church groove with thoughtful lyrics. Brilliant

Strap them kids in, give 'em a lil bit of vodka In a cherry Coke, we're goin to Oklahoma To the family reunion for the first time in years It's up at uncle Slaton's 'cause he's getting on in years You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die And they'll be comin' down from Kansas and West Arkansas It'll be one great big old party like you've never saw Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's got an airstream trailer and a Holstein cow Still makes whiskey, 'cause he still knows how He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufaula Caught a great big ol' Bluecat on a driftin' jugline Sells his hardwood timber to the chippin' mill Cooks that crystal meth because his shine don't sell He cooks that crystal meth because his 'shine don't sell You know he likes that money, he don't mind the smell My cousin Roscoe, Slaton's oldest boy From his second marriage up in Illinois He's raised in east St. Louis by his mamma's people Where they do things different, thought he'd just come on down He's goin' to Dallas, Texas in a semi truck Caught from that big McDonald's You know that one that's built up on that Great big old bridge across the Will Rogers turnpike Took the big cabin exit, stopped and bought a carton of cigarettes At that Indian smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings In the Cherokee nation, hit Muskogee late that night Somebody ran the stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass Roscoe tried to miss 'em but he didn't quite Bob and Mae come up from Some little town way down by Lake Texoma, where he coaches football They were two-A champions for two years running But he says they won't be this year No, they won't be this year And he stopped off in Tushka at the pop knife and gun place Bought a SKS rifle and a couple full cases of that steel core ammo With the Berdan primers from some East bloc nation That no longer needs 'em And a Desert Eagle, that's one great big old pistol I mean, fifty caliber made by bad-ass Hebrews And some surplus tracers for that old BAR Of Slaton's as soon as it gets dark, we're gonna have us a time We're gonna have us a time Ruth-Anne and Lynn come from Baxter Springs That's one hell-raisin' town Way up in Southeastern Kansas Got a biker bar next to the lingerie store That's got the Rollin' Stones' lips Up there in bright pink neon And they're right downtown where everyone can see 'em And they burn all night You know they burn all night You know they burn all night Ruth-Anne and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches And then skinny little halters and they're second cousins to me Man, I dont care, I want to get between them With a great big 'ol hard-on Like an ol' Bodark fencepost That you can hang a pipe rail gate from Do some sister twisters till the cows come home And we'll be having us a time Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's cut that corner pasture into acre lots He sells 'em owner financed strictly to them It's got no kind of credit 'cause he knows they're slackers And they'll miss that payment and then he takes it back He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night And drinks his Johnny Walker at that club 69 We're gonna strap them kids in, and give 'em a lil' bitty bit In a cherry Coke, we're goin to Oklahoma Gonna have us a time Gonna have us a time

Strap them kids in, give 'em a lil bit of vodka In a cherry Coke, we're goin to Oklahoma To the family reunion for the first time in years It's up at uncle Slaton's 'cause he's getting on in years You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die And they'll be comin' down from Kansas and West Arkansas It'll be one great big old party like you've never saw Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's got an airstream trailer and a Holstein cow Still makes whiskey, 'cause he still knows how He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufaula Caught a great big ol' Bluecat on a driftin' jugline Sells his hardwood timber to the chippin' mill Cooks that crystal meth because his shine don't sell He cooks that crystal meth because his 'shine don't sell You know he likes that money, he don't mind the smell My cousin Roscoe, Slaton's oldest boy From his second marriage up in Illinois He's raised in east St. Louis by his mamma's people Where they do things different, thought he'd just come on down He's goin' to Dallas, Texas in a semi truck Caught from that big McDonald's You know that one that's built up on that Great big old bridge across the Will Rogers turnpike Took the big cabin exit, stopped and bought a carton of cigarettes At that Indian smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings In the Cherokee nation, hit Muskogee late that night Somebody ran the stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass Roscoe tried to miss 'em but he didn't quite Bob and Mae come up from Some little town way down by Lake Texoma, where he coaches football They were two-A champions for two years running But he says they won't be this year No, they won't be this year And he stopped off in Tushka at the pop knife and gun place Bought a SKS rifle and a couple full cases of that steel core ammo With the Berdan primers from some East bloc nation That no longer needs 'em And a Desert Eagle, that's one great big old pistol I mean, fifty caliber made by bad-ass Hebrews And some surplus tracers for that old BAR Of Slaton's as soon as it gets dark, we're gonna have us a time We're gonna have us a time Ruth-Anne and Lynn come from Baxter Springs That's one hell-raisin' town Way up in Southeastern Kansas Got a biker bar next to the lingerie store That's got the Rollin' Stones' lips Up there in bright pink neon And they're right downtown where everyone can see 'em And they burn all night You know they burn all night You know they burn all night Ruth-Anne and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches And then skinny little halters and they're second cousins to me Man, I dont care, I want to get between them With a great big 'ol hard-on Like an ol' Bodark fencepost That you can hang a pipe rail gate from Do some sister twisters till the cows come home And we'll be having us a time Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's cut that corner pasture into acre lots He sells 'em owner financed strictly to them It's got no kind of credit 'cause he knows they're slackers And they'll miss that payment and then he takes it back He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night And drinks his Johnny Walker at that club 69 We're gonna strap them kids in, and give 'em a lil' bitty bit In a cherry Coke, we're goin to Oklahoma Gonna have us a time Gonna have us a time

Maybe it’s the era but I always go from this to Meat Puppets

Many mornings, to get started, we rev up the job site with this. It sort of sets a mood….

I love the way that You Tube put an advertisement for Adam Shiff for Senate right before I get to watch Chocktaw Bingo. who programs these stupid ads anyway?

Really? A fucking commercial in the middle of a song, really, really? Fuck CZcams!!!!!

Trop 69 is in Kansas!!! WTF

😅🤣😂👍👍👍💃💃💃......Doin' my happy dance .....Thanks . Great FUN . Great day in TBILISI !.......You should come sing over here.......Georgians love all American music !

I thought it was the national anthem of Oklahoma

like a Bowdarc fence post!

I totally agree with the National Anthem Sentiment 😂

Sadeyes😊

Lil bit a Benadryl in tue cherry coke🤣 I have an aunt who proved how quiet the kids can be! 🤪

This tune describes every small town in the USA 😂

I wish mainstream FM radio would play more music from people like James McMurtry and Jamey Johnson, Ray Wiley Hubbard, Robert Earl Keen, Sturgill Stimpson, etc. instead of crap from marble mouth Luke Bryon and all of those country/ rap dumbasses!

The part about his cousins is beyond concerning but everything else checks out