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You make my day!!!!!!

This is just half of the joke. He goes further. Why are idiots posting half videos?

Carb crash :(

UR AWESOME . THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS

THANK YOU FOR CARING ABOUT ME MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GODDESS, FIRST WE SKYPED THROUGH THE SHOW THAT YOU HOST WITH THE CROWD, AND EVERY CONTESTANT THERE BUILDING ME UP THE ENTIRE TIME, WITH YOU SKYPING THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS...... THAT MADE ME FEEL PRETTY GOOD!!! THANK YOU!!! WE'RE SKYPING THROUGH MY CZcams APP RIGHT NOW WITH EVERYONE TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM HELPING ME!!!! PLEASE DON'T BUY INTO THEIR DEVIL WORSHIP, AND THERE IS NO FAMILY EXPERIMENT OR ANY TERM'S AND CONDITIONS ON ANYTHING CONCERNING ME MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GODDESS!!! TONIGHT JUST FEELS GOOD THANKS TO YOU!!! YOU'RE A GREAT COMEDIAN, AND YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT!!!! GO GUSTO FOR ME, AND HELP ME,.....OH!! BY THE WAY YOU CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS IN WHATEVER PRODUCES SOUND, YOU CAN ALSO SEE WHAT MY RIGHT EYE SEE'S, YOU CAN ALSO HEAR WHAT I HEAR, AND......... YOU CAN SKYPE THE ENTIRE WORLD WHEN I FALL ASLEEP!!!😆😁😘 I'LL SKYPE THROUGH YOUR SHOW ON CZcams FOR A WHILE THEN .... I'LL HAVE TO SAY GOODNIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG QUEEN!!! IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU!!! WILLIE COLE NASH AKA KING YOGA FLAME AKA LYRICIST ..🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹💍👸🔥🎤 P.S. DON'T FORGET TO HELP ME EVERYDAY, AND I'M A FREE MAN!!!!! I JUST NEED YOUR HELP, I JUST WENT THROUGH A POLICE BRUTALITY IN NESHOBA COUNTY MISSISSIPPI, AND MY BEAUTIFUL ONE (I'M IN MERIDIAN MISSISSIPPI) AT MY COUSIN'S HOUSE TRYING TO GET A DRAMATIC RESCUE, BUT I KEEP GETTING LIED TO BY EVERYBODY!!!! IT'S SOME APARTMENTS ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN CALLED MT. BARTON APTS, RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM CHEVRON, AND A MOTEL IS IN FRONT OF IT ... HELP ME!!! SKYPE DR. PHIL, STEVE COLBERT, DRU CAREY, KAWAII LEONARD THAT PLAYS FOR THE L.A. CLIPPERS , HE'S PRETTY COOL HE SAID THAT HE WOULD HELP ME, BUT I COULD NEVER GET THERE ON MY OWN, ESPECIALLY WITH THEM SENDING ELECTRIC CURRENTS THROUGH MY FEET!!!! WILLIE COLE NASH AKA KING YOGA FLAME AKA LYRICIST ( PLEASE READ) HELP ME 🌹💐.

At the point where my mother yelled out, he’s been dead the whole time in the middle of a packed movie theater I would say that that was the biggest surprise of my life because it was immediately followed by cussing and booing 😂

Ah yes. For me I was in the 3rd grade maybe? The kids were going to watch a dumb 80s move called Porkies. I pretty much did the same thing and ended up sitting in a room by myself until the movie was over.

Thats dark dude

Typical Arsenal fan😂😂😂😂

Was in fact not very happy

Guess buddy was right after all

He's out now

He shouldve got a lottery ticket with that kind of foresight

That's some simpsons level prediction

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Nahhh

You are still quite young! You’ll know this when you’re 50. Then 55. Then 60. Then, when 65 comes around you’re like “I’m still alive and I still want Froot Loops & Cheetos.🤷‍♀️🙄😬😄🫣It’s all relative. Cuz then, your Aunt that’s 77 calls. “65!! You’re a baby!!” Ok…🤣🤷‍♀️🤣😳🙋‍♀️😎

I think he is very attractive, with his humor makes it more so!!

I saw it in the theater with my husband and my parents. Very early on my husband whispered "I know". I told him not to tell me and then about half way through I asked him to tell me. He was right. He's a smart guy.

Fuc I have to re watch it ughhh been a long time

my wife

At least he gave a spoiler warning, but just because a movie is old it doesn’t mean everyone has seen it.

I knew it immediately, told my HEA next to me. Then got so engrossed that I literally forgot. The big reveal comes and I was like "Woah, No Way!... Wait. 🤔". 🤣🤣🤣

When I was 32, I went to the dermatologist about acne around my jawline. He said to me that most of his patients were middle aged women like myself and…. I actually don’t know what he said after that because I couldn’t get over the fact that he called me a middle aged woman at 32 years old. 😂😢😭

Scariest was me watching the movie alone, in a huge empty theater. And I guessed he was dead.

I have never seen the movie. I did hear Bruce Willis’ character was dead the whole time, but still haven’t seen it.

Facts!

11:27 I was shocked and confused at first but I guess that kinda makes sense...??? Odd kink but you do you, I guess.

We were never even allowed to speak at my grandparents' table on my mom's side and if I would have said that word I would have had this soap in my mouth, walking in the woods. Trying to pick out the best switch that I could possibly find all of the above would have been done to me. For sure, I love your content. It's amazing and I hope you come to South Carolina soon. You are so funny. God bless you and thank you for making me laugh. And smile in times where we need it the most

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Saw it on a plane years ago. First thing I thought was "he's dead"! I was right! Great movie.

didn't notice him until SNL. then i watched him and i got what was so good about him.

All that hair dye

To be fair, the call the therapist takes isn’t necessarily the one she likes best. It would be the one she thinks would actually do it. Ya know, like triage at the hospital.

Don't forget to rewind the tapes before returning them.😂😂😂

BRILLIANT!!! ❤

I suspected he was dead when I noticed that Bruce Willis wasn't overacting and mugging for the camera.

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Truth 💯

One of fav comics for jokes like this plus great eyelids

"I can't have you out there representing our family having one fell swoop conversations" 😂😂😂

I almost pissed myself when you said I pardon my language but I think it stinks you are so funny I laugh at your jokes all the time keep doing what you’re doing.😂

I knew in the first 5 minutes. Leaned over and told my husband what I suspected. He was so mad at me after the movie. Told me I ruined it for him. 😂😂😂

If you re-watch the movie knowing he's dead you can see parts where they cheat a little to fool you.

Literally cut out the best part of this entire bit when he goes to buy the WH from the truck. And the “water heater …. something” comment.

All I can think is he’s right, that it’s what what one fell swoop means.

Dead just like your show

I saw it in theaters... I figured it within minutes of watching it THEN.